[R18] Upstairs and downstairs (1v1) h – “Upstairs, Downstairs (1v1) h” easter egg [English]

Easter eggs:

When Cui Xiao came to see Hu Yang, he was standing in the yard smoking with a few colleagues. His arms were bare, revealing his strong chest and abdomen. There was plastic wrap on his back and a series of new tattoos underneath.

Someone asked Hu Yang with a smile, “What is this, English?”

“French.” Hu Yang put out his cigarette and slowly exhaled a cloud of smoke from his mouth. He raised his eyebrows and said to a group of people, “Do you understand? This is called peace and joy.”

“Why do you get this tattoo?” A nineteen-year-old boy asked he, “Why don’t you get a dragon or leopard tattoo? It looks domineering and will complement you better.”

One of the colleagues interjected, “Don’t you understand this? Your brother Hu’s wife has this tattoo. He is a wife slave. Even if he looks strong and strong, if he comes to his wife, he will have a grandson.”

Hu Yang was not angry, but laughed and cursed, “You are such a grandson.”

“When will you get married?” someone asked.

Hu Yang licked the tips of his teeth and said, “It’s early.”

“How old are you? You are not married yet. Look at Xiaopang. He is nine years younger than you, and his child is already three years old.” After the male colleague wearing glasses finished speaking, he said worriedly, “It is not easy to conceive a child as you get older. You have to hurry up.”

Hu Yang didn’t say anything. The boy who was serving turned around and saw Cui Xiao and shouted, “Brother Hu, your wife is here!”

Cui Xiao walked in with a bag of Haagen-Dazs in his hand and handed it to the boy, “It’s yours.”

Every time she comes, she brings all kinds of food and drinks. When everyone sees her, they are more attentive than the boss. They bring her chairs and pour tea, and they also hold umbrellas for her to shade her.

Cui Xiao directly pulled Hu Yang to the corridor, and then stared at the tattoo on his back, “What are you doing with this tattoo?”

There was no emotion in her tone.

Hu Yang wanted to turn around, but she pinched his waist, and he stopped there with his head tilted slightly, “What? I can’t get a tattoo?”

Cui Xiao didn’t say anything, he simply turned around and held her in his arms, “What’s wrong, wife?”

“Who is he? Mom is your wife.” She thought he was hot, so she pushed him, but didn’t push him. The sweat on his body was all over her nose. She wrinkled her nose and looked up at him.

The man had rough eyebrows, strong features, and sweat on the tip of his nose. She reached out to wipe he, and suddenly said for no reason, “I am a non-marriage person, and I will not marry you.”

Hu Yang grabbed her wrist and stared into her eyes for a while before saying, “Then I’ll wait.”

“What are you waiting for?” She thought he would be angry.

“Wait until the day you want to marry me.” Hu Yang let go of her wrist and stretched out his hand to pull her thin black shoulder strap over her shoulder.

Cui Xiao pulled her lips and said, “It’s impossible.”

“I heard Xiao Fang say that you have never been in love with any man before.” Hu Yang came closer, the tip of his nose was almost facing her, and his voice was as rough as sandpaper, “Cui Xiao, in your heart, I am different.”

Cui Xiao’s heart was slightly stagnant.

“You will be willing to marry me.” He raised one of her hands and kissed her ring finger. “You will be my wife. I will love you forever. Even if you ride on my head and pee one day, I will still indulge you.”

“Funny words.” she hummed.

“Then don’t listen.” He covered her ears and said something in a very soft voice.

She could hear and see the man’s lips very clearly, saying over and over again, I love you, Cui Xiao.

She covered He’s mouth, frowned and said, “I have something to do, so I’ll leave first.”

Her heart was beating uncomfortably. When she got to the car, she said to the assistant a little irritably, “Drive, drive!”

There was a knock on the car window, and the assistant opened the back window. Populus euphratica’s long arm came in, and in the palm of his hand was a bright red and beautiful apple.

He said, “The most beautiful one is left for you.”

Cui Xiao took it and was reluctant to eat it along the way. She stared at the apple for a long time and suddenly said to Xiao Fang, “Turn around.”

“Ah?” Xiao Fang asked in surprise, “Now?”

Cui Xiao shouted to he irritably, “Now! Hurry up!”

“Oh oh oh.” Xiaofang quickly drove the car back. Cui Xiao got out of the car and ran out. Populus euphratica was receiving guests. As soon as he came out of the steam room, Cui Xiao had already jumped into his arms.

He caught the person and rubbed her head, with a smile on his tough face, “Why are you back again?”

“I don’t know.” She said in a vague voice.

“Miss me?” he asked.

She started biting his shoulder, “Shut up! Don’t ask!”

He raised the corners of his lips lightly, carried the person into the private room, lowered his head and kissed her. She was like a hedgehog with fried hair, and the thorns on his body were gently smoothed by he with a kiss.

“Daughter-in-law.” he called she.

She bit he’s neck and said in a vicious voice, “Don’t shout!”

“Daughter-in-law.” He shouted over and over again without being afraid.

Cui Xiao was tired of biting, so he leaned on He’s shoulder, and probed the tattoo on He’s back with his fingers through his clothes. After a long time, he whispered:

“Idiot.”