[R18] These men are poisonous – “These Men Are Poisonous” [Extra] 520 [English]

One day at noon, the seven people who rarely got together had a meal together, and unknowingly they discussed their respective fathers.

Qiu Yibai: “My dad is not picky about women.”

Qiu Yimo: “Well, he only has two criteria for choosing a woman, young and beautiful.”

Yu Haonan: “That’s better than my dad. My dad even has wives, and he thinks he’s doing his duty to my mom.”

Gao Xia: “At least he didn’t give birth to an illegitimate child, unlike my real father, who wanted the child but didn’t give him the title, so he still had the nerve to play with love.”

Zuo Ning: “That’s better than me. After all, your dad recognizes you and will take care of you. My dad, haha!”

Fang Jinglun couldn’t help but look at Wen Kai’an: “Suddenly I felt that we were so happy…”

During nap time, Zuo Ning was preparing to take a good rest in her room, but unexpectedly, the men sneaked into her bedroom one by one and took the opportunity to “comfort” her.

The first person to come was Fang Jinglun.

“Ning Ning, don’t be sad. Although you don’t have parents anymore, I love you, and my parents are also your parents. You see, they have accepted you now and treat your daughter-in-law as a daughter. How wonderful, right?”

In fact, the topic at the dinner table was just a casual conversation. It was impossible for Zuo Ning to be sad because of something that had been ignored for a long time. But seeing Fang Jinglun comforting her so thoughtfully, she still felt warm in her heart. She hugged Fang Jinglun and kissed her gently: “Don’t worry, I’m fine.”

“I don’t know about you yet? You must be trying to be brave again.” Fang Jinglun rubbed her head, “It’s okay, you can go back with me to visit your parents tomorrow. I will share all the affection they have given me to you.”

“Okay.” Knowing he’s intention, Zuo Ning nodded simply.

However, not long after Fang Jinglun left, Qiu Yibai quietly came in again.

“Honey, I will take you to see grandpa tomorrow.”

“Ah?” Zuo Ning was a little confused, “Why?”

“It’s all my fault for talking about my parents. I must have made you sad if I had to mention my parents, so I took you to grandpa’s place to adjust your mood. I know you don’t like my dad and can’t talk to my mom, but grandpa likes you very much, and you also like him very much, right?”

“Husband, thank you.” Zuo Ning felt warmth in his heart again. He hugged Qiu Yibai and kissed him deeply for a long time before looking at him apologetically, “But I have promised Fang Jinglun to go home with him tomorrow. Can we go see grandpa another day?”

“Ah?” Qiu Yibai was stunned, and then said viciously, “This scheming bitch is obviously my idea, why did he plagiarize?”

Zuo Ning was confused for a while: “What idea?”

Then when four other men came to her one after another and told her that they were worried that she was in a bad mood and wanted to accompany her tomorrow, she finally realized that these men knew very well that she was not in a bad mood, but they all used this as an excuse to come to her and take the gentle route, saying that they wanted to accompany her tomorrow.

If it weren’t for the idea Qiu Yibai mentioned that all six men had thought of, and if the men hadn’t crashed here, she would have been deceived by their superb acting skills.

These scheming boys really don’t change their nature.

But she didn’t know until then that tomorrow is May 20th, another Valentine’s Day.

“You have to spend Valentine’s Day in February with Wen Kai’an every year. We are already at a disadvantage. Who doesn’t want to spend this Valentine’s Day with you?”

When Fang Jinglun talked about this, his tone was extremely aggrieved.

Zuo Ning thought about it carefully, and it seemed that he had never spent 520 with men.

At this time the year before last, she and the men were not married; at this time last year, she had just given birth to twins for more than a month, and the men forced her to extend her confinement period. She just ate and slept at home without knowing it.

In fact, she should live this kind of life with everyone, but with so many people, she couldn’t handle it when it came time to have sex.

After checking the Internet, it turns out that not only 520 is called Internet Valentine’s Day, but also 521. From this look, if six men are divided into two groups, she should still be able to do it.

But straight men only recognize that May 20 is Valentine’s Day, and they all eagerly want to spend this day with her.

Zuo Ning had no choice but to look at the swimming pool outside the door and suddenly had an idea. Let them have a relay race. The winning team would pass 520 and the losing team would pass 521.

The men all agreed with this method of decision-making, but grouping became a problem.

Fang Jinglun: “I think we will divide them according to their age. One group will be those born in the 1980s, and one group will be born in the 1990s. There will be exactly three people in each group.”

After saying that, he proudly raised his eyebrows at Qiu Yibai and Gao Xia, who were also beaming with joy.

Yu Haonan snorted coldly: “You think I’m old? Ha, I’m not the oldest.” After saying that, he looked at Qiu Yimo pointedly.

Qiu Yimo straightened his clothes calmly: “I’m only nine months older than you.”

Wen Kaian touched the bridge of his nose: “At least I am the youngest among those born in the 1980s.”

“Young?” Yu Haonan sneered, “Aren’t you only half a year younger than me?”

Wen Kaian said calmly: “That’s younger than you.”

Seeing that the other team had started to fight each other even before the game started, Qiu Yibai was so proud that his eyebrows almost flew up: “I always feel that we three young people are bullying three old people, which is a bit unkind!”

Qiu Yimo sneered: “Don’t think that I don’t know what you are thinking. Do you think that because your swimming skills are better than mine, you will definitely win?”

Qiu Yibai shrugged: “At least since I was little, I’ll kill you instantly in swimming.”

Now Yu Haonan was dissatisfied: “I request to be regrouped.”

Wen Kaian nodded in agreement.

Qiu Yimo glanced coldly at his plastic flower teammates who despised him after hearing that he had always lost to Qiu Yibai in swimming skills. He nodded calmly: “Okay, let’s regroup.”

Seeing everyone’s eyes falling on him, Zuo Ning, who was eating ice cream by himself, suddenly took a big mouthful: “Do you want me to share it?”

How can she do this?It’s not just a simple swimming competition in groups, it’s obviously… let her match up with someone to play 4P with, how dare she speak so easily?

Seeing that the men were firmly giving her the decision-making power, Zuo Ning swallowed a mouthful of ice cream in embarrassment: “How about… the adult group and the children’s group?”

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then Gao Xia, Wen Kaian and Qiu Yimo burst into laughter at the same time.

It is self-evident which three children groups Zuo Ning refers to.

Qiu Yibai glanced at Zuo Ning resentfully, while Fang Jinglun loudly said to save face for himself: “At least I am young, unlike some people who still belong to the children’s group when they are much older, which is shameful.”

Yu Haonan turned to stare at he: “Who are you talking about?”

“I’ll talk to anyone who talks to me.”

Yes, another wave of internal strife.

Listening to the enemy teammates arguing endlessly and watching Zuo Ning licking his lips, Qiu Yimo’s eyes dimmed and he said with a half-smile: “How about… dividing them by durability? That kind of thing is interesting if they are evenly matched.”

As soon as these words came out, Zuo Ning clearly felt that the eyes of the other five men were also focused on her for an instant, and they all looked thoughtful.

An ominous premonition came over his heart, Zuo Ning smiled flatteringly and said: “How to divide this? You are all… equally durable and powerful…”

“How is it possible that they are all the same?” Yu Haonan still looked arrogant and confident, “I don’t believe that we are all the same, how about Bibi?”

When he looked at the other five men with provocative eyes, Zuo Ning knew that he was dead. He threw away the ice cream and ran away, but Qiu Yimo caught him as soon as he took a step.

“It’s a competition!” Fang Jinglun stretched out his well-proportioned abdominal muscles, “Am I still afraid of a group of elderly people?”

“You don’t have to be young to do this kind of thing.” Qiu Yibai blinked his peach blossom eyes and smiled like a monster. “The main thing is that experience is important. When I first dated Ning Ning, I had to do it three or four times a day. In terms of times, she and I have done it the most. We understand each other’s bodies best.”

Yu Haonan sneered: “Are you sure you are the one with the most?”

Gao Xia looked at the two of them disdainfully: “Is this worth showing off to you? Then do I still have to show off that she gave it to me for the first time?”

Qiu Yibai replied with a glare: “Are you still embarrassed to mention it for the first time?”

Fang Jinglun refused to admit defeat: “What’s the first time? I’m still the first to hold her hand and the first to hug her!”

“So?” Yu Haonan squinted at he, “You didn’t leave your first kiss to me.”

The four of them were still fighting and jealous by the swimming pool, but Qiu Yimo had already blocked Zuo Ning’s mouth with his mouth and carried him into the house.

Well, Wen Kaian followed closely behind.

“Damn it! They robbed someone!” Fang Jinglun was the first to notice and chased after him.

Qiu Yibai couldn’t help but curse: “I know you two are the most scheming and scheming bitches!”

So who is the most durable in the end?

Zuo Ning just wanted to say: How could my mother know?Are you all fucked unconscious?How about staying out of bed for three days?These childish ghosts, why should they compare with this?What about the swimming competition you promised?What about Valentine’s Day?Woo hoo hoo, I want to cry…