[R18] These men are poisonous – “These Men Are Poisonous” Chapter 232 [English]

【Extra】Naughty kid 1

Zuo Ning felt that he was a typical scar healed and forgot about the pain.

It was obvious that I was in excruciating pain when I gave birth to twins, and I cried and shouted not to have any more babies in the future, but it was only two years later, and seeing how adorable the two children were, and seeing that there were six grown men in the family, but only two children, it still felt a little lacking.

So, after much hesitation, she made up her mind to have one last pregnancy and let the men take the rings.

With the strong energy of the men, they naturally became pregnant very quickly.

When the twin brothers were three and a half years old, She gave birth to another son, named Zuo Xi.

Zuo Xi looks more like Zuo Ning, even a bit indistinguishable between male and female, and looks very cute.

However, Zuo Yu and Zuo Sheng were very dissatisfied with this younger brother at first, because when Zuo Ning was pregnant with their second child, they had always expressed that they wanted a sister.

And on several occasions, the two little guys kept lifting Zuo Xi’s pants and kept asking: “Why does my brother have a penis?”

Even once, Zuo Yu suddenly said: “If my brother’s penis disappears, will he become my sister?”

These words scared Zuo Ning and the six men into cold sweats. During that time, they had been keeping a close eye on Zuo Xi and constantly educating Zuo Yu, for fear that he would do something terrible out of curiosity.

But later they discovered that the little devil loved this younger brother very much, and Zuo Xi was the only person in the family who could completely conquer the little devil with just a few laughs.

Zuo Xi started talking early and could call him “husband” when he was only seven months old.

That’s right, the first thing he would say was not dad, not mom, not brother, but husband.

At that time, the whole family was sitting in the living room playing with their children, and he suddenly said “husband” so clearly that everyone was stunned.

Zuo Ning vaguely guessed that she must have not completely avoided the child when having sex, and the little guy accidentally learned it, because except when men forced her to call her husband in bed, she always called her by his first name.

Since her last fierce battle with Qiu Yi caused a series of jaw-dropping jokes, she and the men have begun to pay attention to their children’s gender education, and have always been very cautious about avoiding children’s love. Unexpectedly, she accidentally ignored the younger one by guarding against the two older ones.

However, before everyone could react, Zuo Sheng, the second oldest, had already spoken: “Idiot, you are a man. How can a man have a husband? You have to call me wife.”

Zuo Xi kept blinking at his second brother with his big watery eyes, not sure if he could really understand anything.

Zuo Ning and the six men continued to be messy in the wind.

Fang Jinglun: “Should we tell the second child that men can actually have husbands?”

Qiu Yibai: “Are you going to be gay with him? He is so young now, can you understand?”

Fang Jinglun: “I think with his intelligence, he might actually be able to understand.”

Zuo Sheng: “Why can men have husbands? What is homosexuality?”

Yu Haonan: “What are two idiots discussing in front of their children?”

Zuo Yu: “Humph! A bunch of bad guys want to whisper behind our backs.”

Everyone:…

Zuo Ning was already thirty-four years old when she was pregnant with her third child.In fact, at that time, she and the six men were not planning to have any more children, and the men were all re-inserted. Unexpectedly, such a highly successful contraceptive method would still cause accidents.

According to her age at that time, she was already an older mother, but she was already pregnant. How could she not want it?

Fortunately, after a checkup and consultation with a doctor, everything was normal, and her body was completely safe to give birth.

The last child was a daughter, which made her and the six men extremely happy.It’s not that they favor girls over boys, but they just think that having both boys and girls is enough.

Naturally, the youngest daughter Zuo Jun has become the cherished treasure of the whole family. Not only are the six men doting on her, but the three sons also love her dearly.

Before the birth of his daughter, the eldest son Zuo Yu loved his third son Zuo Xi very much. He was willing to share everything with him and would always protect him.

But after Zuo Jun was born, the two brothers quarreled every day because they were competing to hold their sister.Sometimes we and Zuo Sheng, who is the quietest and most disdainful of making noise, can even quarrel. The style of painting at home is basically like this:

“Mom, my eldest brother took my sister away again.”

“Mom, the second brother took my sister away again.”

“Mom, my brother took my sister away again.”

“Mom, Father Fang took my sister away again.”

“Mom, Dad Bai took my sister away again.”

Yu Haonan: “Don’t come to your mother for everything!”

“Dad An, my brother took my sister away again.”

“Dad Xia, the second brother took my sister away again.”

…

Zuo Ning had a headache, a real headache.For just such a daughter, nine men in the family are fighting for her, and each one is more doted on than the other.

In fact, Zuo Ning was worried at the beginning that if everyone doted on Zuo Jun too much, it would be detrimental to her growth.But as Zuo Jun grew up, she realized that all her worries were unnecessary.

Because my daughter is a cute, cute, sensible and considerate little cotton-padded jacket, and she is the only one in the family who can easily take care of the little devil Zuo Yu.

Why is it still the only one?Because Zuo Xi has fallen out of favor with his little devil brother since Zuo Jun was born.

In Zuo Yu’s words: “I like you because I regard you as my sister, but you are not a real sister. Now that I have a sister, you are my enemy who steals my sister.”

Zuo Ning was frightened when he heard it, thinking that this bastard must have hurt He’s poor brother to the core.

Unexpectedly, Zuo Xi breathed a sigh of relief: “Then I can treat you as an enemy. I won’t be merciful, and I won’t be scolded as ungrateful.”

Zuo Ning: …Are these vocabulary words taught in martial arts movies?

When Zuo Jun could speak, he often couldn’t tell who was the eldest brother and which was the second brother, and would call him the wrong one.

Zuo Xi: “Sister, let me teach you that the uglier one is the second brother, and the uglier one is the eldest brother.”

Qiu Yimo: “What about you?”

Zuo Xi: “The most handsome one is the third brother.”

Zuo Ning was dumbfounded: “Zuo Xi, how did you tell the difference between your eldest brother and your second brother when you were a child?”

Zuo Xi: “The second brother was the one who didn’t fight back when I beat him, and the eldest brother was the one who raised his hand and put it down again after being beaten by me.”

Zuo Ning: “Son, you are really promising. Now that my sister is born, I wonder if you still dare to hit your elder brother.”

So Zuo Yu, who was teasing his sister, was kicked by Zuo Xi inexplicably. Zuo Ning was really shocked. Unexpectedly, the little guy actually took action. Qiu Yimo was even ready to stop Zuo Yu from fighting back.

In the end, Zuo Yu just looked helpless and sighed: “After all, I have loved you, so I will bear with you this time.”

Zuo Ning:……

Qiu Yimo:……

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It’s Jiang Zi, the extras are not in strict chronological order~~

Mainly, I started writing about pregnancy, and then moved on to writing about children, so it made everyone feel like it was already several years later.

But one more chapter about children is enough, and the following extra chapters will mainly focus on seven adults~~

After being reminded by a friend, I went online to look up the topic of male IUD, and found that there was very little information about this on the Internet. So, has this technology never been promoted, or has it been eliminated?

However, in real life, it seems that I have never heard of any man undergoing sterilization, and there are very few men undergoing sterilization. It seems that many families let women undergo sterilization…

No matter, anyway, in the novel, only six men went to get the ring, and they were not willing to let Ning Ning go. 嘤嘤嘤~~

There are only three children, but I don’t know which three men they are hahaha~~

There is only one person who received the certificate, and I don’t know which one it is. For the sake of fairness, everyone thinks it’s whoever it is, hahahaha~~

【Extra】Naughty Child 2

Zuo Ning, the four children, have very distinct interests and hobbies since they were young.

The eldest, Zuo Yu, loves all kinds of airplane models, and likes books and cartoons related to airplanes. His favorite uncle is also Captain Mu, who is Qiu Tongxin’s family, because Uncle Mu not only often brings him high-end toys, but also takes him into the cabin, threatening to teach him to fly a plane when he grows up.

One time, seeing that Zuo Yu was more passionate about Mu Yinian than the other six fathers, Qiu Yibai felt sour in his heart and said casually: “I really suspect that you were the child of your mother cheating on Uncle Mu.”

As a result, he was naturally beaten by Zuo Ning and Qiu Tongxin, and Mu Yinian rolled his eyes.

The second eldest child, Zuo Sheng, loves science and is especially interested in astronomical knowledge. He has not watched cartoons since he was a child and only watches science and education films for adults.

In fact, Zuo Ning doubted whether he could understand it at first. It wasn’t until the little guy was four years old that he stumped her whenever he opened his mouth.

Zuo Sheng: “Mom, do you know what kind of tails comets have?”

Zuo Ning: …Should I tell him the answer on Baidu quickly?

Zuo Sheng: “There are two types, one is gas and the other is dust.”

Zuo Ning:……

Zuo Sheng: “Mom, do you know why the stars have different colors?”

Zuo Ning: “Uh…that…”

Zuo Sheng: “Because their surface temperatures are different.”

Zuo Ning:……

As a result, the seven adults in the family, in order not to lose face in front of their children, all began to cram in astronomy knowledge.

In Fang Jinglun’s words, the twins are in tune with each other. The two brothers’ interests and hobbies may seem to be different, but in fact they are very related. Maybe one will be a pilot and the other an astronaut when they grow up.

Zuo Xi, the third child, has been fond of watching martial arts movies and historical dramas since he was a child. He often pesters Zuo Ning and Wen Kai’an to tell him history and martial arts stories, especially several costume dramas starring Gao Xia, which he has watched over and over again. He has been clamoring to be a star and make movies when he grows up, and to be a real hero.

Fang Jinglun was also worried about this: “Son, with your looks, when you become a star in the future, you will probably only be scolded as a bastard. These days, bastards are becoming less and less popular, and martial arts movies are in decline. Who will film them for you?”

Qiu Yibai: “I’ll take pictures of him.”

Zuo Ning: “I write a script for him.”

Fang Jinglun: “The script written by my wife must be the best and will definitely win an award.”

Fang Jinglun OS: Is it possible to watch the martial arts film that you two collaborated on?

As for her daughter Zuo Jun’s hobbies, they are completely in line with her status as a little princess. She is interested in everything from piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, singing and dancing. She learns quickly and practices diligently.

Zuo Ning always felt that this daughter was an all-rounder, so perfect that she couldn’t find faults.

It wasn’t until Zuo Jun was in kindergarten that the teacher reported to Zuo Ning that Zuo Jun only played with girls in school and had always stayed away from boys.

When Zuo Ning first heard this, he was really frightened. After confirming that no boys in the school had bullied Zuo Jun, he kept speculating whether his precious daughter had met a bad person and had been molested by an adult man like many news reports.

As soon as they heard she’s guess, Fang Jinglun and Qiu Yibai went berserk in an instant, looking like they were going to kill someone. Yu Haonan and Qiu Yimo also had terrifyingly sinister eyes. In the end, Wen Kai’an and Gao Xia calmed everyone down before tentatively questioning their daughter.

Zuo Jun: “Because they are too ugly and not half as good-looking as my fathers. I don’t want to play with them.”

Everyone:…

Fang Jinglun: “Then your female classmates are not as good-looking as your mother, so why are you willing to play with them?”

Zuo Jun: “Because I am also a girl. In the TV series played by Xia’s father, it was said that women should make things difficult for women, so I don’t care about them.”

Everyone:…

Fang Jinglun glared at Gao Xia: “Look at what bloody dramas you have acted in?”

Gao Xia shrugged innocently: “Ask Qiu Yimo, he is the chairman, and that drama was arranged for me by the company.”

Later, under the tireless teachings of Zuo Ning and six men, Zuo Jun finally understood that one should not judge people by their appearance, and he got along happily with his classmates in school.

Zuo Ning originally thought she could just relax, but not long after, Zuo Jun’s teacher called her again and said that Zuo Jun had beaten the little boy at the same table at school.

This time it was Gao Xia and Zuo Jun who had a heart-to-heart talk, but Zuo Jun said bluntly: “He said he wanted me to be his girlfriend.”

Zuo Ning and Gao Xia were in a mess at the same time. Are children these days so precocious?Do kindergarten children know how to talk about boyfriends and girlfriends?

Gao Xia: “So, you hit him because you thought he was rude to you?”

Zuo Jun: “I told him that only a man is worthy of being my boyfriend.”

Zuo Ning: “What does this have to do with you beating someone?”

Zuo Jun: “What kind of man do you think you are if you cry after being beaten by me? If you can’t stand this test, I don’t want him to be my boyfriend.”

Zuo Ning:……

Gao Xia:……

When Zuo Jun was in first grade, he came home from school and suddenly told Zuo Ning excitedly that she had a boyfriend.

With the last experience, Zuo Ning also roughly understands the psychology of these children now, and Fang Jinglun also said that this kind of thing can be left to them.

Unexpectedly, within a few days, Zuo Jun came home depressed, looking very troubled.

Fang Jinglun couldn’t help but tease: “My dear daughter, is she broken in love? Is that Zhang Haoran not interested in you? It doesn’t matter, my father will introduce you to a more handsome little brother another day.”

Zuo Jun raised his head and looked at him pitifully: “Dad Fang, I cheated.”

Fang Jinglun:……

Zuo Ning:……

Zuo Jun: “I know it’s a bad woman to do this, but the class monitor taught me how to do my homework, and I really like him, so I can only feel sorry for Zhang Haoran.”

Fang Jinglun couldn’t help but twitch the corner of his mouth: “Why are you so sorry to Zhang Haoran?”

Zuo Jun: “He wanted to eat the cake that Xia’s father made for me today. I didn’t give it to him. I gave it to the monitor.”

Fang Jinglun almost laughed to death at her: “Then what are you going to do next?”

Zuo Jun thought for a while and seemed to have made a lot of determination: “I want to apologize to Zhang Haoran and let them both be my boyfriends. Why can the eldest brother have ten girlfriends but I can’t have two boyfriends?”

Zuo Ning felt his eyebrows twitching: “Your eldest brother… has ten girlfriends?”

Zuo Jun: “Well, there are only ten this year, and there were fourteen last year.”

Fang Jinglun: “What about your second brother? How many are there?”

Zuo Jun: “Wait while I count, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven…”

Zuo Ning:……

Fang Jinglun:……