[R18] There’s too much meat, I don’t want it anymore – “Too Much Meat, I Don’t Want It Anymore” Chapter 95 [English]
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“Black grass, also known as soil root, looks like ginseng. It is often used in spring medicine. It has the ability to prolong time, enhance sexual desire, and increase the relationship between husband and wife. It is called the treasure of the boudoir. White skin is the fur shed by animals during hibernation. It has a rough surface and is often placed in sleeping incense. It can cure insomnia and relieve headaches.”
“Oh! My little ancestor, can you stop making trouble? The white skin and black grass cannot be put together. If you show off like this, I will be scolded by the master!”
Hua Xuan looked at the medicine shop apprentice in front of her who was hurriedly separating the two medicines. She stood aside helplessly. It wasn’t that she didn’t want to help, but that she would only become more and more busy if she went up to help, so she should just quietly be a handsome man.
It’s strange, but logically speaking, she traveled to this dynasty. According to the program settings, she has lived here for so many years. She is proficient in poetry, music, music, chess, calligraphy and painting. There is nothing that is difficult for her to get. She has always believed that the author gave the heroine a cheat, and she was the one who benefited in the end.
But she didn’t expect that she would have an idiot day. Originally, she came to the department store disguised as a man today to inspect the situation and see what could be done. But she didn’t expect that the employees who were blinded by her appearance saw that she was short, frail, feminine and handsome, with a red and plump complexion. They thought she was a young man who was about ten years old and not yet underage. Moreover, because of her noble status, the employees did not dare to ask her to do things at all.
Hua Xuan saw that they were submissive to her, so she didn’t force herself. Since they didn’t let her do the work, wouldn’t it be okay for her to have fun on her own?So she went to the only medicine shop in the department store, and shamelessly told the shopkeeper that she wanted to learn medicine. The shopkeeper couldn’t stand her troubles, so he gave her a medical book to learn by heart, and said she could go to the backyard where the medicine was dried.
Can she not do something as simple as endorsing something?She didn’t even know how many English words she had memorized during the college entrance examination, so the ridiculous scene happened just now.
She could memorize the entire medical book, but she just couldn’t apply it flexibly in reality. She couldn’t even distinguish simple medicinal ingredients such as angelica root, wolfberry, and codonopsis pilosula, which made the guy drying medicinal ingredients in the backyard burst into tears.
Why does she have to learn medicine?The reason is very simple!Isn’t it said on the Internet before that the heroine of a time-travel novel has the same medical skills as the world!Once you learn medical skills, you can not only heal yourself and prevent others from harming you, but you can also kill others.If she didn’t learn such high-tech, plug-in stuff, wouldn’t it be very dangerous in this ancient world?
“Putting black grass and white grass together will cause dizziness, loss of appetite, and weakness in hands and feet in mild cases; in severe cases, hallucinations, tinnitus, and auditory hallucinations will occur, leading to trance and going crazy all day long. So, do you know your mistake?”
A teasing voice came from behind Hua Xuan, and Hua Xuan knew who it was by hearing the voice.Although Hua Xuan knew that her mistake would have very serious consequences, she just couldn’t let this person succeed, so she turned around and teased: “Hey! My good lord doesn’t have to socialize today? How can he be so free to take care of me, an idler?”
“You are my brother, why can’t I control you?” Lan Mingzi walked to Hua Xuan and motioned to the third party present to leave.
The apprentice of the yào shop originally didn’t want to get entangled with Hua Xuan here, but now that he finally got a chance, he didn’t hesitate to put oil on his feet and take advantage of the situation.
After Hua Xuan saw the apprentice from the yào shop leaving, she said casually: “Why should I be your younger brother? Can’t I be your older brother? This young lady is very talented and charming.”
“The Third Prince has come to see me these days, what should I do next?” Lan Mingzi ignored Hua Xuan’s teasing and looked at Hua Xuan with a solemn expression. Thinking that Hua Xuan had been in the Sixth Prince’s Mansion these past few days, and he could not visit due to his identity, so many major issues were left unresolved. He really had no intention of joking with Hua Xuan now.
“What else can I do? He comes to you just to win over you, so you can pretend to refuse and agree to him. By the way, give him some benefits and tell him our plans to develop in Jiangnan in the next few years.” Hua Xuan saw Lan Mingzi’s frown, and she also knew that it was a bit difficult for him.Not only can’t we have a comfortable and happy New Year, but we also have to deal with a group of ministers who are greedy and sweet. It’s really miserable.
Lan Mingzi did not expect that Huaxuan would let him do this. He could expect that Huaxuan would ask him to be the undercover agent of the Third Prince, but he never expected that Huaxuan would sacrifice so much.The floods in the south have just been calmed down, and the economy has not recovered at all. Now is a good time for acquisitions. If such a big piece of meat really makes the Third Prince cheaper, wouldn’t all the previous actions to suppress him be wasted?
Lan Mingzi immediately objected and expressed his opinion: “Didn’t you give the Third Prince a chance to breathe?”
“A chance to breathe? He won’t have it. Just tell him. But remember, you can’t let him come forward in person, and you can’t let others find out your relationship with him. Think about it, our understanding of the south is not that thorough. If we want to expropriate land, there will definitely be trouble for officials. Why don’t we use his strength to eliminate these unnecessary difficulties for us?”
Hua Xuan held the black grass in her hand, and she explained to Lan Mingzi gloomily that she must avenge herself. Since the Third Prince wanted her life in the first place, she certainly could not sit back and wait for death. She knew the dark side of the Third Prince very well. It is said that if you know yourself and the enemy, you will be victorious in every battle.
“By the way, when you go to the Third Prince’s Mansion, remember to bring me some gifts from my eldest sister. There is no need to hide it, just tell her our intentions. Tell her, if you want to get rid of the Third Prince, remember to do as I say.”
“Isn’t the third princess living a happy life? How could she be used by us?” Lan Mingzi still didn’t understand what the woman in front of him was thinking. She was really a woman’s heart, like a needle in the sea!
“Happiness? That’s just the surface. Just do what I say. The department store will open soon. I will be lucky to you during this period.” Hua Xuan patted Lan Mingzi’s shoulder with an enigmatic look. It wasn’t that she didn’t want to explain it to him, but that she explained these things to him. Lan Mingzi didn’t believe it. Anyway, Hua Yingying only had this way. Let’s see if she was smarter.
“But you don’t want to go to so many grandma’s places, you’ll suffer from kidney failure! Grandma is so free recently, so when you go to join in the fun, find something to do for her to exercise her muscles.”
After Hua Xuan dropped a lot of words, she ran out of the medicine shop regardless of whether Lan Mingzi could digest it. In this department store, the three men took several berths in order to support them through action. It was almost lunch time, and it was time to visit Li Yibai…
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