[R18] There’s too much meat, I don’t want it anymore – “Too Much Meat, I Don’t Want It Anymore” Chapter 103 [English]

0103 Pregnancy embarrassment

Hua Xuan initially thought that she had been in a coma for three months. The baby was almost five months old and her body would get better as long as she supplemented her nutrition. However, she never thought that there would be a disease called morning sickness after pregnancy. Recently, Hua Xuan had a loss of appetite because of eating too much, and morning sickness followed. But the worst thing was not this, but her random thoughts and unreasonable troubles. Don’t you believe it?Take it and have a look!

Fragment one:

“Ms. sir, do you think the Third Prince will take action in the near future? Will I be in danger?” Hua Xuan clung to Li Yiwen’s arms in fear. Her whole body trembled and she clutched Li Yiwen’s clothes tightly.

“How could it be? Uncle San Wang is still worried about the loss of his personnel recently and has no time to talk to you. You don’t have to worry.” Li Yiwen hugged Hua Xuan tightly in distress. He found that the person in his arms had not become plump due to pregnancy. He was so slender, how could he give birth to the baby safely?

“Then do you think the emperor will one day find out that I have taken his three precious sons as my own? Will I kill him then?” Without the threat of the third prince, Hua Xuan is still uneasy. After all, this is ancient times, and her three men are not ordinary people. In addition to guarding against the mistress, she also wants to let others know her secret.

Li Yiwen sighed and looked at Hua Xuan’s panicked face. It wasn’t that he didn’t care about Hua Xuan, but that Hua Xuan had always asked him some weird questions in the past few days, always thinking about death, so that he didn’t know how to explain.

“Ah! Sir, do you think I will be dipped in a pig cage as a chanter, or paraded around the streets with my hands and feet tied? Ah! I don’t want to be thrown rotten eggs! Also, I watched TV before and said that some criminals will be whipped to death after being beheaded, and then the corpse will be hung at the city gate for public display. Some criminals are more gentle and carve words on their faces. If they carve two chanters on my face, wuwu, I don’t want it!”

Hua Xuan now thinks about the consequences, and she begins to feel frightened. I wonder what woman doesn’t love beauty. It would be fine if she soaked pig cages, beheaded, and whipped corpses. Anyway, she would die in the end, but if she had words carved on her face, how would she live in the future?She doesn’t want to be laughed at as soon as she goes out.Woo hoo, she told you not to have so many husbands, she has good physical strength, but she will have to be disfigured in the future, why is her life so miserable?

Li Yiwen looked at the moody Hua Xuan, heResigned to his fate, he wiped Hua Xuan’s tears and explained: “First of all, as long as we are here, you will be fine. Do you understand? Having your hands and feet tied and paraded through the streets is a punishment for bad businessmen. Beheading, whipping the body and hanging it in public at the city gate is a heinous crime. Only those who want to commit treason will be punished like this. As for the carving on the face, that is the punishment for robbers, bandits, and thieves. You will not try any of these punishments, so stop crying, okay?”

“Okay, I won’t cry. Let’s go for a walk outside. I heard that the flowers in the garden are blooming well. Let’s go and have a look?” Hua Xuan burst into tears and smiled, getting ready to put on her shoes and go out.

Fragment two:

“Xiao Bai, I heard that men always like to cheat on women when they are pregnant.” While tasting Li Yibai’s new dishes, Hua Xuan stared at Li Yibai as if nothing had happened and said words that would scare people to death.

As soon as Li Yibai heard this, he immediately became anxious. Who told him that he had a criminal record?

Li Yibai immediately put down his chopsticks, frowned, and lowered his voice to beg for mercy: “Oh! My little girl! Am I that kind of man? I am by your side every day, and you have really wronged me.”

“Really? Don’t you still have a few concubines in the house? You don’t have to look for them, just go home.” Hua Xuan was unmoved. She looked at Li Yibai with a smile, looking very happy.

Li Yibai was horrified by Hua Xuan’s look. He finally understood what it meant to bring it upon himself, but there was nothing he could do about it. He held Hua Xuan’s hands and promised affectionately: “No matter how much of a bastard I was before, it was only because I didn’t meet you that I became like this, so please believe in my loyalty to you.”

Hua Xuan stared at Li Yibai with a look of fascination. She was intoxicated in the pink bubble created by Li Yibai, but she continued without surprising her words: “But just because you are loyal to me doesn’t mean those women won’t get close to you.”

“After all, you still don’t believe me, do you? That’s fine, I’ll go back and divorce those women right away, and then spread the news that I’m impotent. That’s okay.” Li Yibai thought Hua Xuan was as easy to talk to as before, but the woman was unmoved. He stood up excitedly and yelled at Hua Xuan.But after shouting he, she regretted it. Hua Xuan was like a demented child, looking at he stupidly.

Li Yibai touched Hua Xuan’s forehead, looked at Hua Xuan’s body worriedly, and asked nervously: “Baby, are you okay? Don’t scare me. It was my fault just now. I shouldn’t have spoken loudly to you.”

“Ah? I’m fine!” Hua Xuan blinked and said dullly, “I’m waiting for you to spread the news!”

Fragment three

“Ah! General, you are so awesome! How can you be so handsome!”

Early spring has begun, and it is already very hot for Li Yiwu, who has been galloping on the battlefield all year round. He is practicing martial arts shirtless in the open space, sweat is swaying in the air, and his strong body is traced along the muscles, especially his sharp eyes, which makes Hua Xuan unable to extricate himself.

Hearing Hua Xuan’s voice, Li Yiwu stopped practicing martial arts, put his coat hanging aside on Hua Xuan’s body, and thoughtfully warned: “It’s still cold, go back to the house quickly, it’s too cold outside, it won’t be good if you get frozen.”

“I’m not afraid as long as you are here.” Hua Xuan thought that in Li Yiwu’s arms, she wiped the sweat from Li Yiwu’s face with her handkerchief. The heat from Li Yiwu’s body burned her body and confused her mind.

Li Yiwu enjoyed Hua Xuan’s delicate tenderness, and he finally understood in his heart what the soldiers said about the gentle countryside. They always said that the women in the northwest were too tough, and the women in the south of the Yangtze River were too delicate. Women from the capital were better, generous, gentle, and good at taking care of the family. It was simply a gentle countryside that made people reluctant to leave.

“General, I just heard that the imperial concubine has been worrying about your marriage in recent years. Every time you come back to the capital, she will send a portrait to your house. Is this true?” Hua Xuan, who had always been normal, suddenly remembered what she said when talking and laughing with Su Niang. The big stone in her heart blocked her heart again, making her feel inexplicably uncomfortable.

Li Yiwu, who has always been outspoken, has no defensiveness. He admitted generously: “Yes, it’s really annoying to always give me those portraits.”

“Then which one do you like?” Now that what Hua Xuan has been brooding about has been confirmed, her mood instantly fell from the clouds to the ground.

If Li Yiwu had Li Yibai’s smart mind, he wouldn’t have ended up like this. Li Yiwu hadn’t noticed anything wrong with Hua Xuan at all, and he replied stupidly: “I haven’t read many of them. I opened them at the beginning. Some of them were pretty good, but after reading too many, I got bored to death.”

Hua Xuan was about to be pissed off by Li Yiwu. She stared at Li Yiwu with tearful eyes and cried without warning.

Li Yiwu, who was attacked by tears, was frightened. It would be okay if Hua Xuan said anything, but now Hua Xuan is crying without saying a word. He doesn’t know what to do, but he remembered that Li Yibai once taught him that if Hua Xuan gets angry, no matter what the reason is, just admit her mistake.

A dignified man who even apologizes for his mistakes would be worse than death for Li Yiwu, but there are always exceptions. When Li Yiwu met Hua Xuan’s tearful little face, he had to beg for mercy: “Baby, please stop crying…Hey! I know I was wrong, please stop crying…Why are you still crying!”

Hua Xuan burst into tears and smiled when she saw a general who had gone to battle to kill the enemy being thrown into confusion by her. She knew that Li Yiwu had always been a waiter and was rarely smart except for fighting, so this incident could not be entirely blamed on him.

“Hey! Baby, where are you going?” Li Yiwu carefully wiped the tears on Hua Xuan’s face. When he saw Hua Xuan’s tears, his heart ached to death, and he couldn’t resist the feeling of being stabbed a thousand times.

“Of course I’m going to spread the news!” Hua Xuan looked at Li Yiwu resolutely, “Since you are mine, others should not covet you. I will ask Fang Fei to spread the news about your preference for men to avoid future troubles.”

Li Yiwu did not expect that his carelessness would cause his reputation to be damaged in the future. He wanted to struggle to refuse, but he was also afraid that Hua Xuan would shed tears again, so he could only cover his old face and roar in the corner…