[R18] There’s too much meat, I don’t want it anymore – “Too much meat, I don’t want any more” Chapter 119 [English]

0119 Li Ziya

My name is Li Ziya. I am eight years old this year. I have a very business-minded mother and three very handsome fathers. We live in a land of plenty in the south. There are good mountains and rivers here, and there are businessmen from all over the country. They will tell me interesting things about different places and teach me a lot of knowledge. Although I know a lot of things now, there are still many unsolved mysteries in my head.

For example, regarding my name, I asked my mother why she wanted to give me a girl’s name. I am obviously an upright man, and I didn’t want such a girly name.Every time I protest to my mother, she always looks at me awkwardly and then changes the subject.

I was thinking that since my mother ignored me, I could go to my father, so I went to my fathers.As a result, Father Wu said that a man has ambitions in all directions and should not care about such a trivial matter. The name is just a title, so why should he care so much?Dad Wen said, “Tireless, gentle and elegant, such a meaningful name is everyone’s hope for you, you should take it into consideration.”Daddy Bai was even more outrageous. After hearing this, he said calmly, since you don’t like the name Li Ziya, then call her Li Yaya!

Li duck!Li duck!Li Ziya!After comparing it, after thinking about it, I felt that my name is very beautiful, but I still like this name very much!

Another example is my three fathers. My three fathers are obviously handsome, talented, and powerful. According to the national laws of Jingyu Country, polyandry is not allowed. Why would my three fathers take this risk and stay with my mother?I’m not saying my mother is bad, I just think she’s too much. For a man as good as my father to have one for himself is already a great blessing. She actually has three of them by herself. It’s really unforgivable!

But I dare not ask my mother about this question, what methods she used to tame my three fathers. After all, if I ask, my mother will definitely be angry, and if my mother is angry, my three fathers will definitely torture me again.Daddy Wu and Daddy Bai were okay. At most they only sent me to practice martial arts and copy books, but Daddy Bai was the scariest. He always liked to put some strange things in the things I liked to eat, which made me have diarrhea and itching all over my body.

Having said so many things that confuse me, let me talk about my family to ease my irritable mood!

My mother is rumored to be a talented woman who is proficient in all kinds of music, chess, calligraphy and painting, and has a particularly good business acumen.But I can’t tell at all. She either eats, drinks and has fun at home every day, or goes out to eat, drink and have fun. I have never seen her play music, chess, calligraphy and painting. As for her business acumen, I don’t know either.

Although Uncle Lan visits my home every once in a while, this does not prove my mother’s business acumen.Uncle Lan’s money was earned through his own efforts. What does it have to do with his mother?Why do they all say that my mother is a once-in-a-thousand-year genius? It’s really strange.

Daddy Wu, he is obviously very handsome, but for some reason he always likes to wear a human skin mask to disguise himself when he goes out. I asked dad why, and he said that he was a person who had died once, and he could live a better life with a mask.

Died once?Why am I still alive now after dying once?I don’t believe what Daddy Wu said. I think he must have done this just to reassure his mother. Daddy Wu is so great for his mother.

Daddy Wu likes to practice martial arts, so he opened a martial arts gym in the town to teach children martial arts. I heard that the security of the town was not very good at first. Since Daddy Wu opened the martial arts gym, the town has become more orderly. It seems that Daddy Wu is still a great person.

Father Wen was proficient in poetry and calligraphy. He opened a private school in a small town to teach poor children without taking any money.I asked him. Most of the villagers in the small town are farming. If he is taught to read, what is the use of reading?

Unexpectedly, after I asked, my father, who has always been good-tempered, actually got angry. He said that reading and literacy are applied in daily life. People do not have to read poetry and books, but being able to read and know a little bit is also very useful to them.Although I don’t understand this truth, I know that because of Dad Bai’s teachings and my mother’s guidance, many villagers have embarked on the road of business. According to my mother’s words, the town is now a scenic tourist area, and these villagers must keep up with the times in order to move towards a better life.

Dad Bai, I think he is the most idle, hey!No, Daddy Bai is the most amazing.Why do you say that?Because the other two dads either open martial arts schools or private schools and have their own things to do, but what about Bai’s dad?Often at home, as the saying goes, a gentleman stays far away from the kitchen, but Bai Daddy often stays in the kitchen and studies some very strange meals, and there’s more!There are many books in Daddy Bai’s study. Unlike Daddy Wen’s, most of Daddy Bai’s books are pictures, and the people in the pictures are all naked and don’t know what they are doing, and their postures are very strange. I really don’t know why Daddy Bai likes these strange things.

According to Bai’s father’s self-report, his two favorite things are cooking and sleeping with his mother. I can understand cooking, after all, Bai’s cooking is really delicious, but what on earth is sleeping with his mother!Why don’t you just lie down and close your eyes?What’s so funny, that’s weird.

But I didn’t dare to complain about this to Daddy Bai, because I discovered Daddy Bai’s third hobby, which is to tease me by always making weird things when I don’t expect it. He also forces me to say that he is the most amazing of the three dads. If I don’t tell him, I will be in pain. Wow, I’m so pitiful.

OK!I am Li Ziya, a child who lives in an ordinary yet weird family. I have a beautiful mother and three fathers with different styles…

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