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    Extra: Masturbation Adventures 2

    10#

    Is there anyone who likes Master Yue? He likes the warm oil attack the most, with its whining and whistling sound, and it floats by silently.

    11#

    Not interesting.The writing is not as good as “The Battle of Immortals”, far from it.That’s called true cultivation literature.

    12#

    ls It feels good to step on it, right? Haha.

    13#

    9l’s cucumber brother gave so many words to comment on Big Poison Weed, which is definitely true love.

    14#

    Reply 13l, haha, I dare not accept it, I will give you the original sentence.Are there too many arrogant book fans jumping up and down and trampling on other books?Do you want to look through the records to find screenshots to slap you in the face?

    15#

    Reply 10l: Does anyone like Master Yue? Hey, hey, he passed by silently.

    Catch the girl on the tenth floor!Is she a girl?!I also like the head brother!Love it!☆( ̄▽ ̄)/★Nothing like bottomless pampering can be more adorable!(w`) It’s a pity that a junior brother who wants to die is too thorough…

    16#

    Shen Qingqiu bitch doesn’t explain 10086!Oh my God, 15l can actually be cute like this scumbag.

    I always feel that it is a pity that the master of Baizhan Peak died so early. It must be very cool to let such a natural rot as Airplane Chicory be written.

    17#

    There is a lot of information on the above floors. I would like to ask whether the [天雷 Rolling] forum has been invaded by strange people?

    18#【Peerless Cucumber】

    Egg ordering upstairs.There are many girls from the Green Ding Ding website in this forum.

    19#

    Of course Brother Cucumber is true love, but the comments here are not as ferocious as those in the book review area.Not vicious enough, bad review.

    20#

    The arrogant fans are at it again. I can see this book everywhere and it makes me sick.The standard of this book simply cannot bear this level of popularity. I don’t believe it if the plane didn’t hire a navy.

    21#

    Reply 4l: Who are you calling sb upstairs?The quality is really low.

    What a joke, a primary school student who loves to read bad books like Arrogance has the nerve to talk about its quality.No one is as low-quality as you.

    22#

    Because one or two people firing map cannons are also drunk.See also the 20l hype theory. If you don’t say anything else, just look at the update volume of the aircraft. It updates 10,000 words every day and 25,000 words on weekends. How many people can do it?Well, let’s put quality issues aside for now.

    23#

    I wrote a fanfic about Brother Bing x Scumbag_(:3)∠)_I don’t know if anyone wants to read it.Meng Shang Leng CP seems to be very painful when arriving at the North Pole. I am also seeking death in the terminal article to find the CP.

    24#

    Girls who write fanfics, don’t leave!Is it the one with the eighth letter?!beg!

    25#

    The author is really bad at writing emotional lines, so he might as well not write them at all.I think Luo Binghe has no feelings for any of his wives, he only uses them.

    26#

    Just accept all the girls, it doesn’t matter if you want feelings or not.

    26#【Peerless Cucumber】

    Are you kidding me on the 25th floor? You asked the plane not to write about the harem?Two-thirds of the book is gone.

    While masturbating to the sky, Chicory crossed her legs and stirred the instant noodles, while calmly scrolling the mouse wheel and browsing the posts. Her eyes automatically highlighted the familiar ID of Peerless Cucumber.

    This well-known Cucumber Brother often rants in he’s book review area, but there is never a shortage of subscriptions and reminder votes. Therefore, he suspected that this person is a TikTok.

    Brother Cucumber’s rant in the book review section gave him this feeling: like a woman who married an unsatisfactory husband and was as irritable as her aunt who came to visit every day. She wanted to ride on him, pinch his neck, shake him, kiss and spit in love and hate.While I couldn’t help but pursue it, I also felt disgusted with “Why can’t I control my stupid hand of clicking and reading!”

    “Your mouth is too good for your integrity!”

    Airplane Chicory came to a conclusion, hahahahaha, patting the computer table and laughing wildly.

    This shot was incredible. The instant noodles fell over and splashed onto He’s beloved keyboard, which he had worked so hard for. The spicy soup gushed out, and he was shocked when he masturbated. Huoran jumped up and rushed to save him. He jumped too high and tripped his foot on the wiring board. The screen of his laptop flashed black.

    After a series of chain reactions of extreme joy and sorrow, Masanori’s face turned pale.

    ffffffff!

    He was browsing the forum and typing documents at the same time. The document is still open. Damn it, it will be scrapped like this. Today’s update has already reached 8,000!

    He subconsciously rushed to the wiring board, picked up the socket and plugged it into the jack——

    I experienced firsthand what it means to have “the thunder of nine heavens thundering through the whole body”.

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    “What are you thinking, you idiot! Why don’t you go to work!”

    Chicory made a sound and spat out the foxtail grass he had in his mouth.

    In his heart, he pointed out a thousand middle fingers and a thousand words starting with f to the ferocious senior brother An Dingfeng. He turned around with a smile as bright as a flower, and greeted him with a shy face: “Come on!”

    Senior Brother x spat: “I just know how to be lazy!”

    Shang Qinghua, the older outer disciple with a biological age of seventeen, slowly followed the large troops to unload the cargo from the ship to the dock, while looking around.

    Yes, Chicory, who masturbated, became Shang Qinghua.

    The wretched villain and insidious spy in the stallion story written by he himself, Shang Qinghua, the cannon fodder logistics worker who worked diligently for Mobeijun all his life and was finally thrown away by the ruthless boss.

    No, at this time, he is still an outer disciple who can be bullied by everyone on Anding Peak. He is not the chief disciple and has not changed his name to the Qing generation.

    Anding Peak itself is a very frustrating peak. The peak owner himself, like the director of the housekeeping service center, is suffering from frustration. The disciples, like the unpaid hourly workers, are also suffering from frustration. The outer disciples, not to mention, are at the lowest end of the food chain and are suffering from frustration.Everyone is angry, and it is common for the senior to bully the junior.

    Shang Qinghua occasionally murmurs, “When I sit on the position of Peak Master, don’t you think I will… Hehe!”

    However, this delusion was quickly extinguished by he himself.

    Think about it, sitting on the position of the peak master = having the support of the demon world = Mo Beijun is the boss = the final outcome: being used up by the boss and being thrown away will not lead to a good death.

    Obviously, not cost-effective!

    If he could do it according to Shang Qinghua’s wishes, he would take off his clothes and roll up his blanket, run down the Cangqiong Mountain Sect, escape from the world of cultivation, and run towards the free life of a poor man.Just relying on a bunch of information that he had looked up in order to write the time-travel stallion article (such as how to make soap, glass, and abacus), he believed that he could live a smooth and prosperous life. He Houhua was in a trance!

    However, as long as he has this thought——

    [Violation, points will be deducted.】

    Forget it if he is in the stallion novel he wrote, why is he not the protagonist?

    It doesn’t matter if he’s not the protagonist, why the hell is there such a system!

    It’s all the fault of the person who posted it. If there is no pinch, there will be no harm!And that amazing cucumber!

    Shang Qinghua loaded the heavy boxes of books on the ship onto the cart and harnessed the horses, still feeling resentful to himself.

    Small things like transporting goods, as usual in cultivation texts, should be done with a wave of an arm.All said and done, it’s all his own fault. He has to work hard to write low magic settings, but in the end he still screws himself up.

    Well, actually what he really wants to say is: Qingjing Peak is really capable of tormenting people!

    They are the ones who can do the most good!You said you were helping the Fairy Sisters and Fairy Sisters of Xianshu Peak deliver clothes and so on. You were a little tired, but you felt happy at least.Bitterness is in the body, sweetness is in the heart.What does it mean to work as a porter for Qingjing Peak?!

    Every time we purchase hundreds of kilograms of books, we from Anding Peak are asked to come down the mountain to pick them up, and then send them up to the peak.It’s better for them, their buttocks don’t leave the stool, their fingers don’t leave the string, and they sit and wait for the goods to be delivered to their door.

    Gao Leng, your brother-in-law, if you have the ability, go down the mountain and get it yourself!

    The other outer disciples are also complaining: “Those disciples from Qingjing Peak clearly look down on us from Anding Peak, and we will have to act like cattle and horses for them.”

    Someone said angrily: “Especially that Shen Qingqiu, he takes himself too seriously and has eyes on the top of his head.”

    “Even if Xiuya Sword is a bit famous, this is too arrogant.”

    “Haha, he even dares to offend Junior Brother Liu, the chief of Baizhan Peak, how can he take us unknowns in his eyes?”

    “Baizhanfeng’s temper, Liu Qingge’s temper, didn’t kill him?”

    “How can you, do you think Senior Brother Yue will just watch and not stop him? As long as he is here, Junior Brother Liu can’t beat Shen Qingqiu to death.”

    An outer disciple who also joined Cang Qiong Mountain over his age said sourly: “I don’t know how this Shen Qingqiu, who became a monk halfway, was chosen as the chief disciple. He said that he was on good terms with Senior Brother Yue, but he didn’t see him. He had been to Qiong Summit, and when he met Senior Brother Yue, he also had a dead face of pretending to be aloof. He said that they are not good, but they don’t look alike.”

    Shang Qinghua remained silent and panicked.

    well!I really want to gossip!!!I really want to throw the plot outline that I set up but was stillborn in your face!!!No one knows these old things better than Juju!!!

    The group of people were filled with resentment and resentment. The more they talked, the angrier they became. They were filled with jealousy and hatred. They didn’t know who they were quarreling with.Shang Qinghua drove the car while shrinking, making noises when being spoken to, and discreetly not saying a word.

    Regardless of how vigorously they are complaining now, they may secretly expose the people who complained today in the future.If you are greedy for a while, you will be reported to others, and the disciples of other peaks will focus on you, and you will not be able to eat anything.

    The road after the rain was full of potholes, and the wheels rolled over and swayed here and there.After a while, the system “ding” prompted:

    [Task, preparation.】

    When Shang Qinghua heard this, his face wrinkled into anus.

    he said with a smile: “Brother System, are the messages you publish every time a bit too short? Can you explain clearly what the task is? How to prepare? What to prepare? At least give me a hint, okay?”

    The system said implicitly: [You understand.】

    Shang Qinghua: “…”

    I don’t understand!

    At this time, there was a click, and the cart suddenly stopped moving, as if something was stuck on the ground.

    The car and the outer disciples and fellow apprentices who were following it jolted and staggered around. He was already very angry and immediately clapped his hands and cursed angrily: “Idiot! You can’t even catch a car! Let’s go, why are you stopping!”

    Shang Qinghua didn’t know why it suddenly got stuck. He jumped out of the car in confusion, took a look, and was immediately frightened.

    The reason why the wheel couldn’t move was because it sank into a puddle on the ground. The water in the small puddle froze, freezing the wooden wheel.

    An invisible chill was raging in the air all around.

    Winter is cold, and Shang Qinghua’s heart is even colder.he trembled and raised his eyes.

    A shadow in a black cloak was slowly approaching.The figure is straight and tall, vaguely like that of a teenager.

    System: [Current anger value of the opponent: 500.Mission goal: Survive.】

    [Prompt completed, wish you good luck.】

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