[R18] The self-rescue system of the reborn scum villain – “Rebirth of the Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System” Chapter 29 [English]

☆、The system is unreliable

Shen Qingqiu said: “Do you still remember that you set a plant that is born once every thousand years?”

“…” Shang Qinghua was speechless: “Your scope is too broad. I can set this kind of thing to eight hundred if not one thousand.”

You know it yourself!

Shen Qingqiu sighed and said five words in his ear.

Shang Qinghua was horrified when he heard this. After a moment, he spoke meaningfully to Shen Qingqiu.

Shen Qingqiu: “…What do you see me doing?”

“It’s nothing.” Shang Qinghua said: “I just feel that you are indeed my loyal reader. I am a bit touched that you can dig it out from the nook and cranny of the setting that I would throw away after use.”

“…” Shen Qingqiu said: “You can follow me down the mountain tomorrow to find the place where it was born.”

Shang Qinghua said: “Tomorrow? Is this… a bit rushed?” He Qiqi Ai Ai said: “Actually, I… can’t remember its specific location and description. The full text is nearly 20 million words, and there is only one natural paragraph that mentions it. You let me think about it slowly, and I will tell you when I think of it.”

Shen Qingqiu said seriously: “Then when Luo Binghe comes back and Lord Mobei is subdued by him, then one of them will kill me and the other will kill you. It won’t be too late for you to think about it again.”

Shang Qinghua: “…Okay. I will definitely think of it tomorrow!”

Anyway, on Anding Peak, trivial things like how to allocate rooms to new disciples and customize school uniforms do not necessarily have to be done by the peak master.

Shang Qinghua went back and thought hard all night, racking his brains and having a lot of thoughts in his head. Finally, before dawn, he had an idea and marked a place on the map.

Shen Qingqiu saw the map, slapped the table, carried the he and set off down the mountain.Part of the way is eating and drinking, part of the way is having fun; part of the way is wielding a sword, and part of the way is driving.It was supposed to be enjoyable.

The only slightly unpleasant thing was that Shang Qinghua sat in the driving seat and sighed.

“Why am I the one paying for the food, drinks and accommodation? Why am I the one driving the carriage?”

Shen Qingqiu said in the carriage: “I’m not ashamed. The funds are public funds, given by the head brother, you just took the money out of your pocket.”

Thinking of Yue Qingyuan’s earnest instructions before departure, Shang Qinghua felt extremely sad.

What does it mean, “Junior Brother Shang, I will leave Qingqiu to you during my travels. He is poisonous, and I hope you will take good care of him.”

Can you even call me so familiar and distant?It’s just that the place where I practiced as a child was far away, so I didn’t treat it like a bamboo horse!

Compared with closed-door disciples like us, who have been carefully cultivated by the peak master from the beginning, the outer-sect disciples who have climbed up through palace scheming have no human rights.

So there is really no future in logistics.

As an author, Chicory, who originally tried his best to portray Shang Qinghua in the direction of a super slut, finally felt the pain of the character.

Shang Qinghua said: “You have hands and feet, why don’t you…fuck, f*ck!”

Shen Qingqiu felt the carriage tilt forward suddenly, as if Shang Qinghua suddenly reined in his horse, lifted the curtain, and asked alertly: “What’s going on?”

The carriage was passing through a dense forest.

The surrounding ancient trees are soaring into the sky, and there are many fallen leaves. The sunlight and sunlight are blocked by layers of branches and leaves, and it is difficult to see even a little spot of light.

Shen Qingqiu saw nothing unusual and did not let down his guard, saying, “What the hell were you calling just now.”

Shang Qinghua was still in shock: “I just saw a woman crawling on the ground like a snake! The carriage almost ran over her without stopping!”

It sounds a bit weird.Shen Qingqiu said: “That is indeed worth screaming.”

The forest was quiet, and nothing strange was seen for the time being.Shen Qingqiu did not dare to take it lightly, and did not sit in the carriage. Instead, he sat in the driving seat with Shang Qinghua. He held the sword in one hand and observed secretly. With the other hand, he grabbed a handful of melon seeds from the snack bag and gave it to Shang Qinghua: “Good boy, go in and have some fun.”

It was okay for Shang Qinghua to use it as a messenger to do odd jobs, but it was of little use to fight monsters.He also knew what his level was, so he honestly took the melon seeds and started eating them.The carriage takes one step and he takes one.So, after burning incense, they finally… discovered a very serious problem.

The two looked at the familiar melon seed shells on the ground speechlessly.

Shang Qinghua said: “Well, there is no doubt that the dragon bone melon seeds produced by Qiancao Peak of Cangqiong Mountain School are ripe red in color and golden in the inner shell. They must be the ones I just ate.”

Shen Qingqiu: “I know that selling melon seeds is your side job at Anding Peak, that’s enough.”

So, here comes the problem.How could they go back to their original place?

The two looked at each other.

Ghost against the wall, a classic plot of a huge vulgarity, is really in front of us.

Shang Qinghua thought for a moment: “How about we use child urine to wet the horse’s eyes?”

Shen Qingqiu said: “…Horses also have dignity, okay? Why do you shower their eyes with excrement? And in the wild mountains, where do you want me to find a boy to urinate on?”

As soon as he said this, he found that Shang Qinghua was looking at him sincerely.

Shen Qingqiu: “What do you think I’m doing? I myself… let’s not mention it for now. Shen Qingqiu’s original character was written by you yourself. He looks noble on the outside but is debauched on the inside. He burns himself in desire for harmony all day long. He has an affair as a teenager and looks for a chick as a young man. Do you think I’m still a boy now?”

The character of Shang Qinghua seems to be similar.

Shen Qingqiu frowned and thought carefully, then suddenly slapped his thigh.

He turned around and got into the carriage, and suddenly heard Shang Qinghua crying and howling outside the carriage.

Shen Qingqiu took what he was looking for and got out and shouted: “What is it?!”

Shang Qinghua was so frightened that he didn’t even add punctuation when he spoke: “As soon as you entered, I felt something furry rubbing my neck. When I looked up, I saw it was a ball of hair and a big white face behind it. I couldn’t see it clearly. Damn it!”

Shen Qingqiu looked up, and naturally couldn’t see anything. He thought to himself, no matter what this thing was, it was pretty good, and it knew how to pick on the weak. It only dared to play with Shang Qinghua, who seemed a little timid, and didn’t dare to tease he.He patted him on the shoulder again: “No matter how terrifying the thing is, you wrote it yourself, so what are you afraid of!”

He unfolded the object in his hand, and it turned out that he took out a map.

Shang Qinghua said: “Brother, I thought you were so awesome that you could make a map of Bailulin. You see clearly, this is a continental map. The entire continent is on it. Even if Bailulin is marked, it is only as big as a dot. You can’t find the road with it.”

Shen Qingqiu said: “See for yourself, this place.”

he pointed below the map.

The Cangqiong Mountain Sect dominates the east, Tianyi Guan lives in the middle, and the south is the territory of the Huanhua Palace.

The point of Bailu Forest happens to be on the lavender border of Huanhua Palace.

Shang Qinghua suddenly realized: “Huanhua Palace has included Bailu Forest into its sphere of influence? So now we are not entering the ghost wall, but entering their palace-protecting formation?”

Each sect has its own formation in order to prevent others from causing trouble.For example, on the Cangqiong Mountain Sect’s ladder to heaven, an ordinary person who doesn’t know the ropes will climb the 13,000 stone steps until he is half dead, and will never reach the top. He can only wait for the disciples guarding the mountain to send them down.

Stuck here, without anyone to guide me, I’m afraid I can only keep running in circles.

Shen Qingqiu knocked on the door: “System? Are you there?”

After a pause, there was no reply, and he typed again: “Didn’t you say 24-hour online service? I won’t come out to leave a negative review!”

System: [Hello, the system has entered sleep mode and is now an intelligent agent. If you need service, please help yourself.】

Shen Qingqiu: “…What, dormant?”

He suddenly remembered that the system had indeed not calculated the B grid value and various newly opened weird indices for him in the past few days.

Intelligent agent: [The system’s total energy source “Luo Binghe” has been cut off. The background maintenance and update are in progress. The system will be activated when reconnected. I wish you a happy self-service period.Thanks.】

It’s so painful now. Will you break my balls after you update the version? The point is that Luo Binghe is still the total energy!

Shen Qingqiu asked again and found that the agent gave these two sentences over and over again.

What kind of smart agent is this? Isn’t this just like QQ’s automatic reply?You have the nerve to add the word “smart” in front of it!

Shen Qingqiu asked Shang Qinghua: “Check your system to see if it’s still connected?”

Shang Qinghua blinked and after a moment said, “It’s under maintenance.”

It turns out that Luo Binghe is not just the total energy of a system!As soon as he went offline, the entire system was paralyzed!This hook is simply turned on!

Although this matter is said to be serious, it is actually not that serious. It is just that Luo Binghe cannot brush B slots during leveling in Infernal Hell.It’s good to think about it. You can’t lose weight even if you can’t brush it. It’s equivalent to having no taboos!

Shen Qingqiu was comforting himself when he suddenly noticed a strange movement in the bushes beside him.

Shen Qingqiu snapped his fingers and shouted: “Come out!” The Xiuya sword at his waist was clearly unsheathed. Following the command of the sword tactics in Shen Qingqiu’s hand, he flew and stabbed. However, the thing was like a swimming fish, hiding in the bushes and was as slippery as a loach, and could not be hit by a hundred stabs.

Suddenly, a dazzling light flashed before Shen Qingqiu’s eyes.The thing screamed sharply, and suddenly jumped back several feet. The bushes had been cut to pieces, and there was no way to hide the thing. The thing had already run away, and there was no more movement.

He didn’t use his ultimate move just now?It seemed like it just reflected sunlight for a moment.

Shang Qinghua leaned over and asked, “Is it afraid of light?”

Shen Qingqiu: “Damn, she really is a female ghost!”

The two were about to discuss it when suddenly there was a faint sound of footsteps.This body technique is very good. If Shen Qingqiu hadn’t been very good at cultivation, he would have almost missed it.A young man in white emerged from the jungle.

The young man originally had his sword unsheathed and his face was full of vigilance. However, after he saw who was coming, he was surprised and hurriedly sheathed his sword and saluted.

“Junior noticed that there were strange fluctuations around the barrier, so I came here here. I didn’t know that Master Shen and Master Shang were here, and they were not welcomed from afar.”

Shen Qingqiu saw that he was quite handsome, but a little unfamiliar, so he politely said: “Who is the young hero?”

The boy’s foot slipped.

Shang Qinghua whispered in his ear: “…You are so disrespectful to others. This is Gongyi Xiao.”

Gongyi Xiao was a little depressed.Although he was knocked off the top of the gold list by Luo Binghe, he was still ranked second with outstanding achievements. In addition, he had the highest reputation for winning the championship before, and he often visited senior officials of various factions with the old palace master. Shen Qingqiu did not recognize he, which was really unexpected.

Shen Qingqiu praised: “It is true that a hero emerges from a young age.”

Gongyi Xiao said: “I don’t dare to take it seriously. Why didn’t the two peak masters come to the realm of Huanhua Palace and not inform them before? I really feel uneasy about neglecting our seniors.”

This really treats Bai Lulin as his family’s territory.

Shen Qingqiu said: “I have no intention of visiting Huanhua Palace, I just want to deal with an incident in Bailu Forest.”

Gongyi Xiao was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously wanted to ask what was going on, but finally he thought quickly and held back.

Shen Qingqiu was the first to make it clear that he came to Bailulin for business, without explaining the purpose of his trip, and made it clear that he did not want to talk more. As long as Gongyi Xiao was not smart and stubborn, no matter how curious he was, he would still think about his junior status and would not dare to ask questions at will.After all, he is the proud disciple of the old palace master for many years, so he is not so gay.It would be outrageous for a junior to question the actions of a senior.

If it were anyone else, he would have to wonder what the intentions of the two peak masters from the Cang Qiong Mountain sect were sneaking around the borders of their sphere of influence.Or maybe I think that if it grows in my yard, it must belong to my family.What grows on the edge of my fence is also my property.Logic, it’s that simple.

Shen Qingqiu wanted to send him away with a few words, but Gongyi Xiao hesitated and said, “Although I don’t know what the two seniors are going to do, I am not very talented, so I boldly ask to go together to help.”

Shen Qingqiu smiled and barely moved his lips as he muttered to his teammates: “Why don’t you bring him with you? He is someone who can fight after all.”

Shang Qinghua, who couldn’t fight, also muttered: “What if he doesn’t let us take the Sun Moon Dew Huazhi.”

Shen Qingqiu was very scoundrel: “Are you stupid? When the time comes, you take it and leave. Can you still rob him? It will be a later time to go back and report to teacher he. By then, we will have already slapped our butts and left. Are you still waiting for them to come and catch us?”

Shang Qinghua: “What should we do if the two factions are at odds?”

“No matter how big the deal is, it’s worth making enemies. Besides, Sun Moon Dew Huazhi is used to save lives. Life or diplomatic relations, which one do you choose?”

Shang Qinghua said without hesitation: “Take he and let’s go!”

Shen Qingqiu raised his head and said decisively to Gongyi Xiao: “Let’s go!”

Therefore, the hard work of driving was left to the younger generation.

He said curiously while controlling the reins: “Senior Shen, this junior has something I don’t understand.”

Shen Qingqiu said: “Please speak.”

Gongyi Xiao said: “According to the senior’s cultivation, it does not take a moment to break into our formation, and he can do so without being noticed. Why does it cause such a large fluctuation in spiritual power?”

Ahem.The reason is very simple. It’s just like you know the formulas by heart, but you may not be able to solve the questions.

Shen Qingqiu half-truthed, “That wave was not generated when the formation was broken, but was generated when dealing with a strange monster.”

Gongyi Xiao was stunned for a moment: “Strange monster?”

Shen Qingqiu said: “Actually, it is difficult to tell whether it is a monster, but its appearance is strange and does not look like a normal living creature in the human world.”

Gongyi Xiao said: “Near Bailu Forest, there are people living in a radius of ten miles, but I have never heard of being infested by monsters. Not even tigers and beasts.”

Shen Qingqiu pondered: “What on earth could it be? It’s draped with hair, its bones are extremely soft, and its face is swollen like a starving corpse.”

Gongyi Xiao said sincerely: “No matter what it is, it’s best if it doesn’t appear again. If it does appear, there’s no need to trouble the two seniors to do it. Just leave it to the junior.”

The respect in these words is true.Although he didn’t know much about this senior Xiuya Sword and had only met him once or twice from afar, in the last Immortal Alliance Conference, Shen Qingqiu’s personal disciple surpassed him to take the top spot. He himself also saved many Huanhua Palace disciples. To be honest, he respected him very much.

Shen Qingqiu saw that he behaved well and was as humble as he should be. In addition, his appearance was in the same style as Luo Binghe’s, that kind of gentle and affectionate, with a smile on his face and handsomeness. It was hard not to fall in love with him.

Of course, he didn’t notice this emotion at all, which can be described in one word: love the house and the bird.

What he laments is: Luo Binghe, alas, Luo Binghe.Today, running around here and there is all because I am afraid of Luo Binghe!