1067 “Quick Travel Girl is ready to knock down the male protagonist” Young Commander, I think I can still save the life 38
by“Speaking of which, when a person’s eyebrow shape changes, his entire appearance will also change accordingly. So I have no choice but to offend you. When we return to Qucheng, I will help you draw them back immediately!”
Without waiting for Qi Haotian to protest, Zhou Min trimmed his long and sparse eyebrows. With bare hands, he used different light and dark powders to modify his broad manly jaw and high bridge of nose. The willow eyebrows had already taken shape. Finally, he took out the fresh herbs Xiang Jieming got from nowhere, pounded the juice directly, and spread it evenly on his face, dyeing his face sallow.
After dressing up Qi Haotian with a wig and a shabby scarf, he put on a farmer’s shabby jacket. He was now an ordinary peasant woman with delicate features but a sallow complexion, as if she had been ill for a long time.
After cleaning up Qi Haotian, Zhou Min immediately turned his face into a sallow complexion. Because it is an herb with anti-inflammatory and analgesic effects, Zhou Min was not worried that the wound on his face would worsen. However, the wound was too conspicuous. Although he wanted to cover it up with thick makeup, he was afraid that it would be counterproductive and cover up his ears.
Finally seeing the dried rouge flowers on the window sill, Zhou Min had a flash of inspiration. Instead of covering up the scars on his face and deliberately worsening them to look terrifying, Zhou Min stepped forward and grabbed a handful of dried rouge flowers, crushed them together with the previous herbs, and applied them directly around the wound on his face, making half of his face look red and swollen. The original wound was inconspicuous in such a large area of redness and swelling.
Then he covered most of his face with a scarf, leaving only his eyes exposed.
This kind of dress is a bit strange. As long as you get closer, you can see the red and swollen face that is about to collapse under the thin scarf. It is a bit scary and disgusting, as if it is suffering from some disease. It makes people dare not get close and can’t raise the desire to continue to look at it.
Just when Zhou Min and Qi Haotian had just finished packing, put away their baggage, and were about to go out, noisy sounds came from outside the nearby houses. The sounds came from far to near, as someone was searching from house to house.
Not long after, several people from the patrol room banged on the door and barged in without waiting for Mrs. Wang to open the door.
The expressions of Aunt Wang and Hu Zi who were standing outside changed. They immediately pretended to be panicked and tremblingly took out a few coins from their clothes and handed them out respectfully, “Uncle, we, we are ordinary people…”No, I haven’t done it before… Ah!” Before Aunt Wang could finish her words, she was pushed away by a man with a dove-shaped face, who looked like his body had been hollowed out after hanging around flowers all year round, with black and swollen bags under his eyes and a shiny face.
“Go away! Didn’t you see that I’m doing something? Just a few copper coins to send a beggar away!” The harsh words and the squinting bossy made Zhou Min, who was eavesdropping in the room, frown slightly.
He tightened the baggage in his hands, looked at Qi Haotian, and asked silently, “What should I do?”
Qi Haotian grabbed Zhou Min’s baggage and hid it under the bed. Then he climbed onto the bed and signaled Zhou Min to cover up the mosquito net. He whispered, “Malaria.”
Malaria?!
Follow me, Zhou Min, who is standing by the bed, has barely turned around. 484 is already shouting in Zhou Min’s mind, “The male lead asked you to act! He plays a malaria patient, so he asked you to cover, you idiot!”
The host is so stupid and his brain is always in knots, this is what to do!
The mosquito net has been put down, and Qi Haotian has wrapped himself in a worn quilt. His whole personality has changed, and he is so weak that he seems to be seriously ill and dying.
Zhou Min stood blankly beside the bed for a moment. Amidst the roar of 484, he seemed to know something but not understand, and exaggeratedly moaned, “Oh~ so you are pretending to be sick!” After saying that, he still tried to cover up his stupid embarrassment, and muttered in a low voice,”Pretending to be sick is just pretending to be sick! You are talking about malaria… You are so reserved, who can understand… But, how do I act? What do I act? What is my character?! What lines should I say later to increase credibility?”
Although the voice was low, the male protagonist’s sensitive ears couldn’t stand it. Hearing Zhou Min’s small complaints and constant mumblings made Qi Haotian, who closed his eyes and pretended to be sick, his eyelashes trembling slightly, his face turning green and yellow, and constantly telling himself to be patient…
484 covered his forehead with tears streaming down his face!What about the host in the hospital whose IQ is obviously still online?Was it eaten by a dog?Now, where is the IQ of my host?!
Could it be that the side effect of lowering IQ is like WIFI?Sometimes?!And with signal blocking?Isn’t it a setting that can’t pass through walls?!
A group of people outside the door were already walking inside, accompanied by Aunt Wang and Hu Zi who were pretending to be afraid, but it was not difficult to hear that they were secretly warning Zhou Min and Qi Haotian in their words.
On the other hand, the host still stood there with a silly look on his face, wondering which persona he wanted to play now!
484, who was shaking with anger and wanted to kick the host away, almost roared, but before 484 could roar, the person on the bed saw that Zhou Min was still unconscious and mumbling some unintelligible character… Unable to bear it, he directly opened the mosquito net, gritted his teeth, “Kneel down and pretend to be stupid!”
‘Bah!’ Zhou Min heard Qi Haotian’s suppressed angry voice on the bed, her back felt cold, her legs were like soft noodles, her body trembled uncontrollably, and with a snap, she knelt down beside the bed obediently and stupidly.
Heheda······
484’s roar was directly affected by Zhou Min’s sudden servility. He almost choked and fell over after holding in his breath, causing the current to surge up and cause a short circuit and self-explosion…
Damn!So obedient?!
The speed of this command and action is simply astonishing, friends…!
Is it possible that the lowered IQ also inspired the host to be servile to the tasker?
This… level of obedience… Dog training is not that fast, right?!
484 felt like having a convulsion, but couldn’t see.
I really want to change the host, can you report it?
Zhou Min also lost his temper because of his lack of courage. This must have cast a deep shadow on the male protagonist to create such a direct expression of servility.
As soon as Zhou Min knelt down, with a confused and cute look on his face, the door was kicked open from the outside.
A group of people rushed in, and saw a woman in the room who covered most of her face with a scarf, kneeling on the ground, obviously frightened, looking at them, and a bulging figure faintly visible on the bed with the mosquito net down.
Aunt Wang and Hu Zi, who were anxious, came in behind them and saw Zhou Min looking at them with big eyes like a fool. Qi Haotian was nowhere to be seen, but he saw a sick figure moaning and moaning in pain in a low voice on the bed behind the mosquito net.
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