[R18] So and so – “Someone” 51. Thief [English]

Sheng Wang also withdrew his hand and stood up.

“Finally finished.” He muttered, picked up his phone and opened the app and asked: “Get some food, I’m starving. What do you want to eat?”

“Just don’t be too weird.”

Jiang Tian is the complete opposite of Sheng Wang.This person is not picky about food at all. No matter whether it is delicious or unpleasant, he can swallow it without changing his expression.If you ask him how it tastes, he will answer you: “It’s okay.”

If you encounter “he” and you are not in a good mood, you can shorten it to “can eat”.

Ever since Sheng Wang started going to Wutong to eat, Old Man Ding felt like he had been given a new lease of life.He pointed at Jiang Tian and complained to Sheng Wang on more than one occasion: “This kid has no sense of taste. He can’t taste it if I put too much salt, not enough sugar, whether it’s soy sauce or vinegar!”

Occasionally, the old man would invent new dishes on a whim, but Jiang Tian wouldn’t notice. Every time, the old man would point to the plate and ask, “Look, I made a new dish. What do you think?”

Then this bastard showed a hint of surprise and said, “Have you never done this before?”

The old man was so angry that he wanted to slap him with chopsticks.

When Sheng Wang first went there, the old man heard that this kid was particularly picky and thought he was another irritant, so he didn’t expect much.As a result, I found out the next day that I was completely wrong – he just replaced the green pepper with Hangzhou pepper when frying the shredded pork. Sheng Wang ate it and said he liked the new one better.

Old man Ding felt that he had found a treasure on the spot.

This made Jiang Tian very puzzled for a while. Once, he couldn’t hold it back and asked the old man why while he was in the kitchen.

The old man said confidently: “It’s just lovable, why else?”

Jiang Tian was looking at the dishes and chopsticks in the pool and casually said, “Is there any?”

“You can’t bring him here if you don’t like me?” The old man had a tough-talking look on his face, and he said without hesitation: “You’re trying to trick people into coming to eat with me, do you think I don’t know?”

Jiang Tian drained the water in the bowl and refused to admit it: “When did I trick you?”

Old Man Ding snorted, saying that he was too lazy to be as knowledgeable as his juniors.

He smacked his lips for a moment, and then added: “A picky person has a sharp tongue and knows the right things, and when he praises them, they sound better than you.”

Jiang Tianxin said that it is really easy to lie when he is older.

In short, Old Man Ding and Sheng Wang hit it off even though they were over sixty years old. From then on, the old man started his journey of inventing he, cooking up some inexplicable dishes every three days.In the end, Jiang Tian was the unlucky one.

Since he can eat anything, new dishes are always pushed in front of him to make sure he can eat them, and only then do the old and the young use their chopsticks.

After that, Jiang Tian developed a new habit – he would always ask “not to be too weird” when eating, because it was almost impossible to prevent some people from acting like monsters.

Sheng Wang laughed as soon as he heard this request and scrolled down the screen of his mobile phone. He didn’t know what he was holding back, but it diluted the subtle embarrassment of the previous moment.

However, he failed to pour out the bad water in the end, because the people next door came to visit again.

Lao Mao held up his mobile phone and said: “Boys! How about having fun tonight? The delivery guys can come into the school during the holidays. I ordered crayfish and lobsters and they will be delivered in a moment!”

The kid was better and just dragged a small suitcase.

Jiang Tian frowned and asked, “Are you moving?”

“No, no.” The boy waved his hand quickly and said, “Don’t you always raid the dormitory to check the dormitory? Auntie can look at the table and cabinets, but can’t look through the boxes, so -”

He opened the suitcase and gestured proudly: “Dang, dang, dang!”

Sheng Wang took a look, damn!A case of cans of beer.

The boy is still asking for credit: “Just say it’s awesome or not!”

Sheng Wangchong slowly stretched out his thumb and said, “Why don’t you just open a shop.”

“I’ve opened it!” the boy said, “Oh, yes, it’s just a week since it was opened. It’s a small business and I haven’t kept up with the publicity. The main reason is that I didn’t come to your dormitory to promote business. I don’t like Shi Yu who lives in your dormitory very much. That Qiu Wenbin turns out to be an honest person. Come back and tell me what to do.”

Lao Mao pointed at he and said, “Isn’t it inconvenient for us to go up and down the sixth floor? These bastard egg buns round up the instant noodles, ham sausages, spicy chips and chips in the convenience store downstairs, and provide boiled water around the clock. Several dormitories on the sixth floor came to buy noodles when they were hungry in the middle of the night.”

The boy said: “I also have poker cards and mahjong hidden under the bed board. They can be rented.”

Sheng Wang was so drunk that he ordered barbecue takeout on the spot to silence the business wizard.

“Two boxes of lobsters are not enough for four people.” Lao Mao said, “But Brother Sheng, don’t order too much.”

Sheng Wang said: “Looking at how many skewers I ordered, there shouldn’t be many.”

Lao Mao wanted to say yes, but it didn’t seem right when he saw Jiang Tian’s expression.So he and the boy waited suspiciously for the takeaway.

After a while, a call came to Shengwang’s mobile phone, and the lobster happened to arrive.Tongzi and Lao Mao actively wanted to go downstairs to get it. Jiang Tian added: “I will go down with you.”

Boy: “No, just the two of us will do.”

Jiang Tian: “You can tell me later.”

The boy was puzzled: “Why don’t we just have a few more barbecue skewers?”

Two minutes later, he stood for a moment in front of four big bags with the words “BBQ of the Year” on them, thinking to himself, I’ll give you a few skewers of Mader.

Lao Mao finally understood why Jiang Tian insisted on following him. It was really difficult to get it without he.

“Brother Sheng, do you have such a grand dinner?” he asked tremblingly.

Jiang Tian wanted to say that he is always enthusiastic when treating guests, but such compliments are too easy to be betrayed.So he swallowed his words and changed his words: “It’s not usually like this.”

The implication is that I bought it specially for you two. Please be considerate of it.

Lao Mao and Tongzi nodded hurriedly.

Jiang Tian added: “Don’t waste it.”

“…”

Lao Mao and Tongzi want to kneel down to him.

They were carrying four big bags of barbecue, two boxes of lobsters and a box of spicy scallops, and were about to go upstairs when Jiang Tian said, “You go first.”

“There won’t be anything else, right?” The boy collapsed a little.

“It has nothing to do with you.” Jiang Tian said.

The boy breathed a sigh of relief.

After a while, Jiang Tian also got a takeaway.Tongzi and Lao Mao glanced at the packaging, which seemed to be a light dish like coconut chicken.The two of them thought Jiang Tian wanted to eat, but when they went upstairs to spread out the stall, they realized that it was a “wounded person meal” ordered for Sheng Wang.

The wounded man acted violently on the spot and almost strangled Jiang Tian’s neck and died together.

“The crayfish barbecue is set in front of you. You insist on letting me eat these outlandish things. Did you do it on purpose?” Sheng Wang said angrily.

Jiang Tian was tightly held by he and had to lower his head to cooperate.I don’t know whether it was because he was rubbed by his arm or because he was laughing in a deep voice, but his Adam’s apple and the surrounding skin were covered with a thin layer of red.

He stopped laughing and hooked two pill boxes from the bedside as if he was being held hostage. He picked up the boxes with his index finger and flipped them to the back. He pointed at the instructions for use and said, “See for yourself.”

Sheng Wang didn’t need to read it to know what was written on it – I won’t eat anything spicy.

Jiang Tian said: “Let go.”

Sheng Wang sneered and loosened his paws, reluctantly began to eat the light food, and while eating, he looked at the crowd with resentful eyes.The boy and Lao Maoxin said what sin have we done to deserve this?

The two of them regretted visiting each other while eating like crazy, finishing most of the food, and finally died in front of the last skewer.They leaned back on their chairs, stroking their bellies in a daze after eating, and watched Jiang Tian take away the last cartilage skewer.

He had just eaten the top piece when his phone suddenly buzzed twice.Just as he was typing a reply message with his head down and one hand, Sheng Wang had quick eyesight and took the sign and the meat away together.

Jiang Tian threw the phone back on the bed and looked over with a dull face.

Sheng Wang smiled provocatively and finished the cartilage with a crunch.

The boy reacted slowly and was in a daze for a while. He stood up holding his belly and said, “Old Mao, let’s go. I’m going to die.”

A three-day holiday is longer than a two-day holiday, but it is also really short. It goes by in a flash.

Sheng Wang and Jiang Tian were fast and completed all the homework in just one and a half days.If my feet were not lame, I would have had time to go out for a while, but reality held me in place.

In the past, Shengwang was so bored that he almost grew hairy when he had everything he wanted at home.After staying in the dormitory for a day and a half, the recreational activities were close to zero, but he felt relaxed and comfortable, quite comfortable.

Man, what an amazing animal.

The temperature suddenly rose around the National Day, making the dormitory annoyingly stuffy at night.The air conditioning in classrooms and dormitories is controlled by the school, and the power was cut off in early September.

Boys at this age are very hot and can’t stand the high temperature, so those geniuses from 602 took advantage of the safety of the school and the high floor of the dormitory, so they decided to sleep with the door open at night to experience the feeling of having the door open all night.The door and balcony are connected, and the night breeze blows straight from north to south, making the whole dormitory very cool.

It is said that this is the experience of previous seniors. They have done this every year and there have been no problems so far.When other dormitories saw someone taking the lead, they also followed suit.Except 601.

Sheng Wang and Jiang Tian are not rule-abiding people, and they have often had blackboards hung up by dormitory managers in the past.They don’t do this, they just think that the dormitory at night is a very private space, just like closing the bedroom door at home.

The door is open. If you lie down and sleep in in the morning, there will be no way for others to come and visit. It would be unseemly.

As the saying goes, if you walk too much at night, you will easily encounter ghosts.I wandered around rows of dormitories with the doors open for a few days, and finally encountered a ghost on the last long night of the National Day holiday——

When he saw the figure, Sheng Wang had just broken out of a battle royale-like dream.He didn’t wake up completely. He opened his eyes in confusion and vaguely saw someone passing by the bed.

He subconsciously thought it was Jiang Tian, ​​and mumbled and asked: “What time is it?” It was as vague as talking in sleep.The other party didn’t answer, and he quickly fell into a new round of dreams.

He didn’t sleep deeply, and he even clearly knew that he was dreaming.As he followed the dream, he recalled the figures passing by the bed, and suddenly felt something was wrong: Jiang Tian was sleeping in a white T-shirt, why was it all black?Moreover, his skin is cold and white, so as long as there is a little light shining in at night, it will not be so blurry.

Sheng Wangjuan turned over in the quilt, and then woke up with a startle.

he turned over and sat up, looking around.The two bunk beds opposite were empty, and only clothes were hanging high on the balcony. As the night breeze floated and fell, there was no sound from the direction of the bathroom.

Sheng Wang got off the bed and reached out to pat the person on the upper bunk.

“Jiang Tian.” he called softly.

The other party was not sleeping deeply and woke up immediately.He squinted his eyes and glanced at the bedside, his voice hoarse: “What’s wrong?”

“Did you come down just now?” Sheng Wang asked.

“No.” After Jiang Tian answered, he understood what he meant. He sat up, pinched the bridge of his nose to wake up, and got down from the upper bunk: “What did you see?”

“Maybe it’s a dream?” Sheng Wang said.

The two walked around the dormitory and found nothing wrong at first.Just when they thought it was a dream and were about to go to bed, Jiang Tian paused.

He already had one foot on the ladder, took it off again, walked to the balcony and opened the door.

The clothes hung out to dry after taking a shower were still wet, and there were several puddles of water on the ground. Someone accidentally stepped into a puddle, leaving a few footprints.If they wake up any later, the footprints will be blown dry by the wind.

Without saying anything, Sheng Wang picked up his cell phone and called the dormitory duty room.After a while, the aunt on duty came up with two security guards, and the lights in a row of dormitories on the sixth floor turned on.

It took more than an hour to check the dormitory, and it was basically certain that they had been robbed.Those dormitories with open doors suffered more or less damage, with the children suffering the most.But 601 didn’t lose anything. Maybe Sheng Wang’s raving words scared the thief.

If there is a problem in the dormitory, the school will not delay at all.The dormitory management office quickly reported the case, and the aunt called several boarding students who opened the door to welcome guests and gave them a lecture.

By the time all these miscellaneous things were over, it was already 4 o’clock in the morning.

The aunt wrote down a page of blacklists and asked them to go back to bed quickly.Before leaving, she worriedly warned: “Even if we check, it will take a few days. There is no guarantee that the thief will be bold enough to get in again and dare to break through the sixth floor. You should be careful when sleeping these days. You can share a bed or go home for two days. Safety first. Remember to register with me when you go back.”

Sheng Wang and Jiang Tian returned to the dormitory.

It is actually quite difficult for us to prevent thieves. After all, the dormitory is a bit stuffy. Even if the door is closed at night, it is impossible not to open the window. The thief probably reaches in through the window and opens the balcony door.

The dormitory aunt was worried that something might happen to the students, so it was normal to keep nagging a few words. However, Sheng Wang felt that the thief would not come again in the short term, so he still left the window open for ventilation.

Sheng Wang washed his hands and sat cross-legged on the bed and chatted with Jiang Tian for a while. It wasn’t until the sounds of people downstairs gradually dispersed and the night returned to silence that he felt a little sleepy again.

When Jiang Tian was about to go to the upper bunk, Sheng Wang leaned against the wall, rolled up the quilt and fell asleep.

He half-opened his eyes and watched quietly as Jiang Tian put his phone on the upper bunk. His large white T-shirt was loosely pressed against the bed rail, with two horizontal wrinkles.

When he saw Jiang Tian stop for a moment, he suddenly looked down and looked over while holding on to the bedrail, and asked, “Are you afraid?”

Sheng Wang was drowned in sleepiness and his reaction was a bit slow. He made a questioning “hmm” and then realized what Jiang Tian wanted to say.

He is actually very brave. He can watch horror movies with the lights turned off, and dare to play VR versions of horror games.When a person stays at home for a long time, his nerves are thicker than anyone else’s.Otherwise, when I realized there was someone in the dormitory, I wouldn’t have gotten out of bed to take a look.

He could have said “How could he be afraid”, but he moved his lips but did not say this.

The breeze filtered in through the window screen, and Qiu Wenbin’s mosquito net opposite shook slightly.Sheng Wang suddenly moved a little closer to the bed, raised his chin towards the empty space and said, “Auntie said we can share a bed, but we can’t share bunk beds, but I can give you half.”