[R18] (Quickly wear it) Baby, you are with the wrong person – Chapter 235 of “(Quickly Wear) Baby You Are with the Wrong Person” [English]

☆、Hai’s daughter-in-law 5

“Can a mermaid’s tail turn into human legs?”

“Is there any human experiment that can turn legs into fish tails?”

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Within two days, the messy search records in the computer increased by more than a dozen. Yao Ji sat on the chair, absentmindedly browsing the various news, while recalling the scene at that time.

Right before her eyes, a mermaid with a human body and a fish tail actually grew two legs!The first thought that came to my mind was that this was just an illusion, a cover-up trick by the scheming fish.Haiyuan seemed to see what she was thinking, and grabbed her hand and put it on his lap.

The tentacles felt hard and slippery. I don’t know whether it was because they had been soaked in the water for too long or because the mermaid’s body temperature was already very low. The two long legs felt extremely cold to the touch, but there was no doubt that they were real legs.

“You…” Yao Ji couldn’t help but open her mouth wide, and then said something that she still regrets so much that she wants to fight for it with her head. “Did you make some deal with the witch?”

“Hahahahaha!” The mermaid laughed loudly. Since revealing his true face, he seemed to no longer care about his own image. He raised his eyebrows at Yao Ji frivolously. Of course, this action is still damn good-looking. “Guess what I gave the witch in exchange for two legs?”

What to exchange for?It must be the conscience of that bastard fish!

He refused to repay his kindness, and even beat up his savior and threatened him.Although she didn’t want to admit it, Yao Ji guessed that Haiyuan, who could turn fish tails into human legs, must have mastered spells. As for whether those spells were offensive, she couldn’t take risks.Besides, even if the mermaid’s spells can’t hurt people, wouldn’t it be easy for an adult man who can walk freely to deal with her in a seaside mansion far away from residential areas?

So she chose to relent and agreed to let Haiyuan stay here.There are only ten days, just endure these ten days.

Although she has to endure the charm that the mermaid releases intentionally or unintentionally all the time, the next moment she has to accept his sudden change of face.Often one second Yao Ji is impressed by this sea elf, and the next second she immediately realizes that this so-called sea elf is actually a gangster who smokes.

Oh my god, have tobacco manufacturers already produced waterproof cigarettes that can be lit in the deep sea?

“Of course not,” Haiyuan replied lazily, leaning against the wall of the bathtub, “I learned it in human society.”

According to Haiyuan, we mermaids have been in contact with humans for a long time. Among the secret techniques that mermaids master, there is a technique that can turn fish tails into legs. Therefore, as early as thousands of years ago, there were mermaids disguised as humans and walking on land.

It’s just that mermaids belong to the sea after all. Staying on land for too long will make their bodies lack water and weaken, so for mermaids, blending into human society is just a temporary pastime.

And in the process of recreation, Haiyuan followed humans and learned to smoke, drink, and even go to nightclubs.

“You humans really know how to have fun,” he said sincerely. “No wonder many of my kind want to become humans and stay on land forever. There is not so much fun in the sea.”

Yao Ji felt that her head was full of black lines: “You won’t…have you ever found any more excessive fun?”

“Of course not,” the mermaid smiled slightly, “I have no interest in human females.”

If you’re not interested, why are you still firing randomly?Yao Ji resisted looking into those blue eyes and said coldly: “Why do you have to stay here?”

When she asked this question, she didn’t expect Haiyuan to answer. Unexpectedly, Haiyuan said simply: “Because I am being hunted.”

“…Pursuit?”

“Yes, chase.”

Please, I’m chasing you, brother, can’t your expression be more urgent…

Probably sensing her thoughts, the mermaid raised her eyebrows unnecessarily: “Then I’ll answer in a more frightened tone?”

Yao Ji: “…”

In any case, this vicious mermaid who was being hunted settled down in Yao Ji’s house. Fortunately, the mermaid didn’t pay much attention to food. Apart from helping him change water and buy cigarettes, he didn’t boss Yao Ji around much.Yao Ji was troubled and curious at the same time. Although she knew she had picked up a trouble, it was a mermaid. Not to mention her professional instinct as a biologist, she had never seen such a creature as a mermaid even in the Celestial Palace.

Haiyuan is not shy about talking about things related to his tribe. According to him, when he was in human society, even if he said these words in front of people, no one would take them seriously.

“You humans are so interesting,” the mermaid lazily raised her eyes with a cigarette in her hand, “You talk about how curious and longing you are for mermaids, but you really don’t believe that there is a mermaid standing in front of you.”

“This is probably Ye Gong’s love for dragons,” her fingers danced quickly on the keyboard and she typed a few lines. Yao Ji raised her head, “You just mentioned the habits of mermaids. I have another question. Can mermaids’ tears really turn into pearls?”

Haiyuan blew out a smoke ring: “Of course, but we don’t shed tears easily.”

He did not explain the reason why the mermaid would not shed tears easily. Yao Ji was keenly aware that his mood was a bit wrong, and quickly skipped the topic: “Speaking of which, I have always been curious… why do you like smoking? You,” she thought for a while, carefully considering the description, “the smoke rings exhaled do not have the smell of cigarettes. The respiratory system of mermaids should be different from humans.”

“Because it’s very interesting,” Haiyuan lowered his eyes and stared at the flickering sparks between his fingers, “Look at these smokes, they are like bubbles, with only a few breaths of life. Mermaids have a very long lifespan. They become adults at three hundred years old and can live to at least eight hundred years old. But a life of a few seconds and a life of eight hundred years are the same in the end. They will eventually die.”

The bathroom suddenly became quiet, and Yao Ji couldn’t help but stop typing on the keyboard. She heard the sound of the sea breeze, which seemed to be a sad song, hovering in the tide.

But the sadness that made people feel deep in their hearts was quickly interrupted. Haiyuan put out his cigarette butt and leaned against the wall of the bathtub: “I’m hungry.”

he Yao Ji has seen this helpless look of an uncle many times in the past few days, but she still can’t help but grit her teeth: “You have hands and feet, why don’t you cook by yourself.”

“I have no feet.” He motioned Yao Ji to look at the huge fish tail in the bathtub.

You can obviously change it!

With a snap, Yao Ji slammed the computer shut, stood up and walked to the kitchen aggressively. The bastard fish shouted loudly from behind: “I want to eat charcoal-grilled raw yak, without adding chicken essence, and add more chili powder. Remember, it is chili powder, not pepper.”

Chili powder, chili powder, it’s so spicy!