[R18] Quick Travel Survival Plan【H】 – “Quick Travel: Survival Plan [H]” World 6: The doll is a fool [English]

In the early morning, in a relatively remote house in Xunyang Village, the intermittent sound of reading was floating around.

“Heaven and earth…Xuanhuang…”

“The universe…prehistoric…”

“Uh…sun and moon…sun and moon…”

The baby who was sitting upright in front of the desk stopped reading and turned around to look at the mad dog beside him.

“The sun and the moon are full.” Mad Dog reminded helplessly.

The doll returned his gaze to the bamboo book and continued to read: “The sun and the moon are full… uh…”

“Chen Su Lie Zhang.” Mad Dog sighed.

The doll obediently followed and read: “Chen Su Lie Zhang… whoever comes and goes stays…”

“It’s the coming of cold and the coming of summer.” The mad dog had a headache.

This is the fifth day he has been teaching his children how to read. He has studied the “Thousand-Character Classic” for five whole days… and he has learned the beginning in just five days!Except for the first day when he read the entire text with the baby, he has been repeating the first six sentences over and over again for the past five days, almost to the point where he would vomit just looking at these words. In his dreams at night, he can dream of these words flying in front of his eyes… As a result, the baby still recognizes the first two sentences, and is not yet proficient!

“Cold comes and summer comes…Cold comes and summer comes…” The doll stopped reading again and looked at the mad dog eagerly.

“…” Mad Dog held his forehead.

“Let’s go play instead of studying.” The mad dog took the book from the doll’s hand and threw it back into the book basket without even looking at it.

Since getting along with the doll, Mad Dog feels that his patience has greatly improved. If it were before, he probably wouldn’t be able to hold on for a day.

When she heard that she could play, the doll was not very happy. She skillfully got into his arms, raised her head and asked carefully: “Are you angry?”

Mad Dog turned away and snorted deliberately: “What do you think?”

He originally thought that the doll was just a talker, but was actually very smart and learned things quickly… I didn’t expect that the doll was really stupid!When he was four years old, he could write down the Thousand-Character Essay by just reading it once!Even an ordinary person can still recognize half of the words after studying for five days without speaking or writing, right?In particular, the doll rarely loses focus during the learning process, is very obedient, and is very serious…why can’t he learn!

Mad Dog was thinking about a way to quickly recognize the characters in his heart, and suddenly felt a heat between his brows, which was the baby’s fleshy little hands.

“I think you’re angry,” the doll replied.

“Aren’t you angry?” She raised her hand and carefully smoothed his slightly frowned brows, whispering soothing words, even though she had no idea why he was angry.

The mad dog laughed dumbly, pulled down her little fleshy hand, and touched her head: “I’m not angry.” Speaking of which, the doll seemed to be a little fatter, after all, he had been eating from the second master these days.But it would be nice to be fatter, but he is worried that the baby will be too thin and malnourished.

“Aren’t you angry?” Wawa was dubious.

Mad Dog pinched the baby’s face lightly: “No, I was just teasing you.”

Seeing the sachet hanging on the doll’s waist, Mad Dog’s mind was moved, so he picked it up and pointed to a word on it and asked the doll: “Do you know what the word is?”

The doll shook her head sincerely.

“…This is your name, ‘Zero’.” After all, the second master and others gathered together to discuss it for a long time. Didn’t the baby have any impression at all?

The doll nodded: “‘Zero’, I remember it.”

Mad Dog was silent. When he was studying “The Thousand-Character Classic”, the doll often said the same thing.

“Then the four words here are ‘every year is mediocre’.” Mad Dog continued.

The doll followed me obediently.

Mad Dog couldn’t help but sigh quietly. It seemed that it wouldn’t take long for the doll to be forgotten again.

After putting the sachet away, Mad Dog took out his precious handkerchief.

“Do you know what these two characters are?” Mad Dog pointed to the corner of the veil, and saw two small characters neatly embroidered on it.

The doll continued to shake his head sincerely.

“These two words are my name.” Mad Dog reminded.

“I know,” the doll’s eyes lit up and he replied confidently, “these two words are ‘mad dog’!”

“…”

Mad Dog’s face suddenly darkened, and he flicked the doll’s forehead rudely: “My name is Luo Chengfeng, don’t scream nonsense.”

The doll covered his forehead and replied aggrievedly: “Others call him a mad dog.”

“That’s someone else. You are different. You are younger than me.” Mad Dog poked her on the head. “If you call me Mad Dog again, I will call you idiot from now on.”

The doll blinked: “Idiot? Is it delicious?”

“It’s delicious. Believe it or not, I’ll eat you in one bite.” The mad dog opened his mouth wide, deliberately trying to scare her.

The doll raised his hand to cover his mouth: “It’s a lie. You can’t eat it. You can’t finish it in one bite.”

After the two quarreled for a while, Mad Dog straightened his expression, took the handkerchief and pointed at the words on it: “This is ‘Cheng’, this is ‘Wind’, and together they are my name. As long as you remember my name, you can recognize these two words.”

“Is Mad Dog like this too?” the doll asked again.

“…No.” Is this doll trying to make him angry on purpose?

“Anyway, if you can recognize one more character, I will give you this veil so that you can easily recognize and write my name in the future.” Mad Dog said seriously.

He didn’t know why he gave it to her without hesitation for such an important veil for such a trivial matter… maybe he wanted the baby to remember him selfishly.

The baby took the veil, perhaps knowing the importance of the veil. She also straightened her face and said seriously: “I will take it, Chengfeng.”

Mad Dog coughed, blushed and hit her on the forehead again: “No matter how big or small, call me brother!”

It didn’t hurt at all. The doll didn’t cover his forehead. Instead, he picked up his sachet, looked left and right, then picked up the handkerchief and gestured a few times: “Crazy brother, can you put it in?”

Mad Dog was stunned for a moment: “It should be possible…but this is your most important sachet…it’s better not to put it away.”

The doll tilted his head and asked in confusion: “Can’t we put important things together?”

“…You guy.” A warm current passed through my heart, and the mad dog pinched the baby’s little face.He really likes this doll more and more.

Carefully opening the doll’s sachet, the contents inside were not spices.

“Five Emperors Money?”

There was a coin lying quietly in the sachet. Mad Dog did not take it out, but simply took a look at it: “So this sachet is used to ward off evil spirits?”

“This… can also bring peace.” The doll on the side said.

This thing does bring more peace than flowers.Mad Dog complained in his heart.

There happened to be a lot of space, so Mad Dog put the handkerchief in, sealed the sachet, and hung it carefully around the baby’s waist.

“Now both of our treasures are here. If you want to throw them away, just throw them away together.” Mad Dog joked.

“Screaming nonsense,” the doll imitated he and flicked he’s forehead: “I will protect our baby and won’t lose it.”

The bullet on the baby’s forehead didn’t hurt at all.

“You doll, just learn from me.” The mad dog grabbed the doll and tried to secretly clasp Scar’s hand.

“Since you are not good at studying, let’s learn something else.”

“What to study?” the doll asked curiously.

Mad Dog lowered his eyes and thought for a while: “How about… learn embroidery. Your mother’s embroidery is so good, you should have inherited her talent, right? A man like me has inherited my mother’s embroidery skills.”

The doll nodded in understanding and had no objection.

However, after less than half an hour of work… Mad Dog simply chose to give up.

The reason is unknown, he is afraid that the doll will prick his hand.

She really has no talent at all.

Author’s words:

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