[R18] Pretending to be a scumbag – “Pretending to Be a Scumbag” Chapter 96 [English]
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Tomorrow happens to be Saturday.
Although Liang Hui’s suggestion was retarded, it had to be said to be quite “civilized”. After all, if there was a fight, it would still be Old Tang and Mad Dog who would clean up the mess.
So Luo Wenqiang was the first to bear the brunt and accepted the war message on behalf of Class 3: “Come and come, whoever is afraid of whom!”
“…”
Due to violation of order, Class 3 and Class 4 were eventually eliminated together, and their results were immediately invalidated.In the Chinese class, Old Tang used class time to educate them for a while: “Don’t be impulsive in everything. If there is any problem, you have to rush forward and use your fists. You are not young anymore. You must be responsible for your actions…”
There was silence in the class.
Old Tang thought that they were too ashamed by keeping their heads down and staring at their crotches in silence, so he couldn’t help but soften his tone: “This incident should serve as a lesson to you. I hope this won’t happen again next time.”
There was no time to sleep during lunch break, so Xie Yu pushed the thick stack of books next to him to the center of the desk, preparing to hide behind the books and take a nap.
He Chao touched him with his elbow: “Look at the squad.”
“What?”
Xie Yu didn’t open his eyes, his face was pillowed in his arms, and he put his hand on the table for a long time before he found his phone. In this posture, he reluctantly opened his eyes and clicked on the unread reminder.
[Luo Wenqiang]: If anyone wants to participate, please sign up and join our class’s gang.I just asked someone to help me build it, and I asked the fourth class to kneel down and call me daddy.
[Xu Jing]: What a great name!Simple and crude yet domineering, very characteristic of our class.
[Xu Qingqing]: Count me in.
[Wanda]: I just went to inquire about it. There are five wet nurses and four mages in the next class. The rest are basically swordsmen. I don’t know what profession Liang Hui plays. He has three numbers…
Seeing the people in Class 3 eager to get into the game and fight, Xie Yu felt a headache: “Are you serious?”
If it were just a face-to-face fight, the formation would probably not be that huge. After switching to a game, everyone would participate. As long as they had an account, everyone would be eager to push the next class on the ground and rub it.
Everyone was obviously absent-minded during the four afternoon classes, and all they could think about was going home and playing games.When the school bell rang, Liu Cunhao was the first to pack his schoolbag and rush out: “Goodbye brothers, I have to go back quickly to improve my combo skills. Without further ado, see you in the game-”
Xie Yu was leaning on the corridor railing on the phone while Ms. Gu babbled a few words on the other side. The corridor was too noisy and he couldn’t hear her clearly, so she only replied “hmm” a few times.
Liu Cunhao passed by he, waved his hand and shouted: “Brother Yu is gone!”
Liu Cunhao ran too fast, and the water cup stuffed on the side of his schoolbag was knocked out and was on the verge of falling. He Chao held his hand on the window edge and reminded him: “Mouse, water cup.”
Halfway through Gu Xuelan’s words, she heard slightly messy footsteps coming from the phone.The noise, bustle, and energetic voices of boys belong to the campus.
Xie Yu waited for a while, but before Ms. Gu could speak: “Mom?”
“It’s okay,” Gu Xuelan came back to her senses and finally warned, “Be careful on the way back.”
After going back for two days on the weekend, Xie Yu brought a few homework books, and after thinking about it, he stuffed a set of test papers into his bag.He was about to zip up his schoolbag when a chill suddenly hit his neck.
He Chao was sweating from playing basketball at noon and felt uncomfortable all over. He took advantage of the break from school to go back to the dormitory and take a quick shower.
He bent down slightly, resting his chin on Xie Yu’s shoulder, with water dripping from his hair: “I miss you when I can’t see my children for two days.”
Xie Yu zipped up his zipper and turned his head slightly as he spoke: “I haven’t left yet—”
The words stopped abruptly.
When He turned to her side, He Chao used this gesture to lean over and kiss her.
With a chill, it approached unexpectedly.
Originally, it was just a kiss without any thoughts. I simply couldn’t bear to let this person go. I completely forgot that as soon as I touched the other person’s situation, I would immediately lose control.
This feeling of losing control was stronger than playing ball on the court at noon. When Xie Yu opened his eyes again, his waist was already pressed against the edge of the desk, causing pain. His school pants had fallen down to his hips and hung loosely.
“Are you hard?” He Chao deliberately rubbed his hands through the fabric, “Please beg me?”
Xie Yu groaned and inserted five fingers into He Chao’s hair, getting his hands wet.
Although He Chao asked him to beg for help, he still stretched out his hand to pull open the elastic band and reached in to help him.Xie Yu noticed that the man had finished helping he and was about to withdraw. He opened his half-closed eyes and asked in a hoarse voice: “…won’t you do it?”
Since the last birthday, the two of them haven’t done anything too outrageous. Even if He Chao is extremely hard, he will still forcefully let go of He at the last step.
He Chao was afraid that he would be in pain, and he was also worried that he had not recovered yet. In addition, the children would have to go back by car later, so it was inappropriate no matter what he thought: “Aren’t you going home? Are you planning to stay here with me for the night?”
Xie Yu released the hand that was holding the back of He Chao’s head and propped himself on the edge of the table, keeping some distance from He, and then he became more awake.
He Chao asked again: “Will you come to Duanqingya tomorrow night?”
“What the hell, I’m not going.”
Xie Yu didn’t even dare to think about that scene: “It’s too stupid.”
After someone who said “Idiot, don’t go” returned home and saw that the time for the decisive battle between the two classes was getting closer and closer, he hesitated for a while before logging in to his previous game account named “X”.
Xie Yu doesn’t have much feelings about the game Genesis. Zhou Dalei used his life to sign up for an account with Amway: I guarantee it with my life, it’s really fun. If it’s not fun, you can cut off my head and play it as a ball!
However, he didn’t play for long, his account level stopped at 46, and many skills were not unlocked.
Xie Yu lowered his head and sent He Chao: Do you have more accounts?
He Chao replied quickly: Yes, please wait a moment.
Xie Yu exited the private chat interface and found that the class group was still chatting about the duel at night. The discussion and study were much more intense than usual.
The third class group chatted for a while, and then an incredible Eddie jumped out.
[a=(Vt-Vo)t]: Which game is this?
Xue Xisheng asked twice. After getting the answer, he held the mouse and found the official website of “Genesis” and clicked to download.
When He Chao sent over his account and password, he also sighed with emotion: Our class committee actually broke his seventeen-year record of never playing online games.
Xie Yuxin said that not only did it break the record, but the school committee of his class also said that online games are the opium of extremely boring teenagers and delay his study time.
What He Chao gave him was a full-level account, a warrior, focusing on melee combat.
Everything is fine, just…
“What the hell is this name?” Xie Yu dialed the phone, and before He Chao could speak, he added, “Are you sick?”
The berserker on the computer screen has a black tattoo from his chest to his shoulders. He looks cool. He holds a Green Dragon Sword in his hand, but on top of his head is an irresistible name: ╰→I think you’ll be addictedヤ.
He Chao didn’t notice anything was wrong. He didn’t seriously name his account. Just now Xie Yu asked him for it, and then he remembered to change it temporarily: “It’s a couple’s name, it’s up to me.”
He Chao’s game character is an assassin, dressed in black from head to toe, with a hat that only exposes a pair of eyes, and on his head: ﹏I will be obsessed with you〆.
Xie Yu: “…”
Most of the people in the third class are already online. In order to gain more time to hone their cooperation, the number of people in the gang online is increasing.
When the school committee member said “Don’t be addicted to games” Eddie’s name appeared, all the three classes were silent.
Immediately after the names of two sexy lovers appeared in the gang list, the entire third class finally became perverted in silence.
Everyone’s names in the game were all different, and it was hard to tell who was who for a while, so everyone switched back to the class group voice chat for the convenience of cooperating later.
Xu Qingqing’s house was a little noisy. She must have been eating. When she came up, she couldn’t help shouting: “Forget it about the school committee, but who are these two idiots!”
Wanda put on her headphones and said, “You must have gone to the wrong gang.”
Liu Cunhao: “Are you stupid?!”
“Lao Xie and I,” He Chao said, “do we have any objections?”
“…”
“No, no, I don’t dare,” Liu Cunhao thought he was not from the class. When he heard He Chao’s words, he tried to redeem himself from the word “silly dick” he had just said, racking his brains and boasted, “Actually… this name, it has a hint of nobility in the complexity.”
Xie Yu endured the emotion of kicking He Chao from one end of the corridor to the other when he saw him next Monday, and participated in this gang war under the name of “╰→I think you will be addicted”.
Liu Cunhao had been the squad leader for two years and brought his innate leadership skills to the game. He didn’t practice his skills very much. It took more than half an hour just to pull them through the square formation.
“No matter how good our skills are, our momentum must come out, and we must crush them when we enter,” Liu Cunhao shouted impassionedly in his voice, “The warrior stands at the front, the mage leans back, and the nanny stands at the end. We must move in an orderly manner. I call three two one, and everyone moves forward together…”
More than twenty people walked in a small 4×6 square formation in the game.
Next to the formation, there was a soldier named “╰→I think you will be addictedヤ” who was motionless, and there was even a hint of indifference in the eyes of the character model.
Liu Cunhao kept repeating “three two one”, and He Chao shouted in the chaos: “Lao Xie, let’s go.”
Xie Yu opened the microphone: “If you call me again, I will be offline.”
The gang name of the gang in Class 4 was “Class 3 are all my grandsons”. At exactly nine o’clock in the evening, a large number of people crowded onto Duanqing Cliff.
In fact, this so-called fight has no technical skills at all. There are too many people, and it is just a big melee.
But when the 4×6 small square formation of Class 3, which was missing one person, appeared uniformly, the people of Class 4 were still shocked.
“The mage on the opposite side is out of health, who can go up and make up for it!”
“Nanny, give me some milk! I’m going to die, wet nurse, look at me!”
“Who can control that idiot? Control him!”
Everyone was shouting in the voice chat, and no one noticed that a level 5 novice account named “Don’t Be Addicted to Games” by Eddie was hit by several enemy skill attacks, and the health bar was about to be empty.
Until Xue Xisheng opened the microphone and asked: “How do you take drugs?”
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