[R18] Pretending to be a scumbag – “Pretending to Be a Scumbag” Chapter 8 [English]

Chapter 8

The “Pangu Divine Sword”, the symbol of the king that the whole server was fighting for, was abandoned at the foot of Yeboar Mountain.

Zhou Dalei felt like someone had stabbed him in the heart. It was the kind that pierced the whole body, commonly known as heart stabbing.

A group of Internet-addicted teenagers addicted to gaming almost rushed to grab the mouse of the police uncle, but the remaining sanity still kept pulling them: No, it’s inappropriate, you can’t fight, don’t seek death.Don’t hold back.

The police officer pointed to the computer screen again, where a wild boar was scurrying around the radiant Pangu Magic Sword: “It is just a virtual prop. I don’t object to you teenagers playing games, but you must play it appropriately and have the correct values. Let’s continue to talk about returning to a harmonious society, a harmonious society…”

After half an hour of ideological education, their minds were filled with the four characters of harmonious society, turning over and over in their minds.

Xie Yu was tired from squatting, so he took advantage of the opportunity and sat down on the ground when no one was paying attention.

Zhou Dalei caught this subtle movement with his peripheral vision: “Lao Xie, you are lazy.”

Xie Yu patted the ground beside him and said, “Sit down too.”

“…” Zhou Dalei hesitated for two seconds and got scared, “I don’t dare, I’m afraid he will let me log in to my game account and throw away all the other equipment I have worked so hard on. My weak heart cannot bear such a blow.”

Xie Yu: “Promise.”

When the education was almost complete, the police officer wanted to check and accept his education results. He coughed twice in front of him and cleared his throat, and then asked loudly and sternly like a military training instructor: “Let me ask and everyone answer, what is a harmonious society?”

No one can answer.

I just listened to a lot of harmonious society, and I didn’t say that I should focus on preparing for the test. I just remembered it, and it would be good if I could sit down and listen to it.

“Yes, yes…yes…?”

The word “Yes” was pronounced one after another, with cadence and emotion, and no one continued for a long time.

The policeman glanced at the group of people, then personally nodded and answered: “Where is the pacifist just now? Do you know?”

He Chao felt a little sleepy after hearing this, his eyes squinted, and when his name was called, he looked up and looked forward: “Me?”

The police officer said, “It’s just you, you answer.”

He Chao didn’t even know what the question was. Looking around, no one had any intention of reminding him. He thought about it and replied, “I choose C.”

“…”

Because of He Chao’s answer, the number of words in everyone’s review increased from two thousand to three thousand.

The environment for writing self-reviews is also particularly bad. They are not given a desk and must be dealt with on the spot.Xie Yu put the paper on his knees, and with a little more force, the pen tip poked a hole in the paper.

After writing a few lines and pinning one, Xie Yu finally frowned impatiently when he reached the second page: “Fuck.”

“Don’t be impatient, my friend, and calm down.” He Chao was opposite Xie Yu, and his posture when writing his self-review was also very strange. His handwriting was so crazy that it almost flew up, but he said calmly, “Life is like this. There are often many problems that you can’t imagine, but we can overcome…fuck! Overcome a dick, this paper is so fragile, it will break without pulling it.”

Xie Yu raised his eyes and saw that the A4 paper that He Chao was pressing with his hand was mostly cracked. The content covered on it made people wonder if he had ever learned Chinese. Looking at the posture, he wished he could connect every line of words together with a connecting pen.

He Chao took out another piece of paper and put it on the ground. A little brother next to him was obviously impressed by he’s “good calligraphy”. He leaned his head and stared at it for a long time. Then the little brother was amazed: “I said, why do you write so fast? What is this?”

He Chao said: “Isn’t he so handsome?”

Xie Yu: “It’s really rare for you to have such confidence.”

Zhou Dalei was bored when he was writing, so he came over to chat: “Hey, this handsome man has surpassed my brothers. I heard that you are the boss of them?”

He Chao stopped and raised his head. He had a wide open collar and a red rope around his neck. Following the movement, he held a piece of jade and drew it out. The jade pendant is simple in shape, just like a round safety buckle: “Boss? Not really. We met in the Internet cafe. We play games together occasionally.”

Now that Ziwu has been thrown away, we are not acquainted without fighting, and we are sitting here together in adversity, which can be said to be a fate, but Zhou Dalei still couldn’t help but ask: “Do you have a share in robbing Ziwu?”

“I don’t have that much free time. After I was full, I stayed awake for three days to hide the boss’s resurrection point,” He Chao said again, “But buddy, I’m really sorry. This idea was indeed mine. It was just a joke at the time. I didn’t expect they were really so persistent.”

Hearing that the group of people said they wanted the Pangu Magic Sword but couldn’t defeat the hidden boss, he casually said: Go grab it.

Unexpectedly, it really provided them with new ideas.

Zhou Dalei didn’t quite understand: “——Then you came out to provoke me before the fight.”

He Chao said: “Since you want to fight, then fight well, isn’t it? The atmosphere you have is not right in the first place. I will come out to adjust it, my friend, I really have no other intentions.”

Zhou Dalei: “…” Why does this sound so strange?

Xie Yu: “Thank you very much.”

He Chao: “You’re welcome.”

It was almost evening when the reviews were handed in. Because one person was writing very slowly, all the reviews had to be handed in before he could leave, so the one who finished first was waiting nearby.

“A mere three thousand words can knock you down, but you’re still not a man,” He Chao tried to point him out at first, but later admitted that this man was a bastard and couldn’t be taught. “I can’t write a self-reflection. I was wrong. I deeply understand the mistake. I promise not to make it again next time. Then look forward to your future – write, I say you write.”

Xie Yu stood aside and watched with cold eyes. It took others to finish writing three thousand words before this man started to write the beginning.He didn’t talk as much as He Chao. He only said one sentence that almost made the man cry: “Tell me, have you really completed the nine-year compulsory education?”

“…”

“Is everything ready?” The police officer received the call again and went out to deal with some matters. He held the thick stack of confessions, flipped through them casually, and said, “Okay, that’s it. Since you are the first offenders, the organization has decided to give you a chance to reform. I hope this kind of thing will not happen again in the future. Regardless of whether you are a minor or not, you must take responsibility for your actions.”

Everyone said: “Yes, yes, thank you, uncle policeman.”

“Not next time.”

“We must always keep in mind the four core elements and eight basic points of a harmonious society.”

“In this case, you stand in two rows as you did when you came here,” the police officer said.

Zhou Dalei pondered, is this asking everyone to go out neatly together?It is indeed a place that pays attention to order.

Xie Yu and He Chao stood face to face according to their original positions – this man put on the mask again at some point, leaving only his two eyes exposed.

After everyone stood up, the police dropped a bombshell message, blowing them to pieces: “Our police station pursues the education of love, and based on the principle of love, we will take some targeted measures against you children who fight. For example, shake hands, hug each other, and say “I love you my friend” so that you can truly understand the meaning of the four words of a harmonious society. Children, the world is beautiful and the world is full of love.”

Xie Yu: “…”

He Chao: “…”

Zhou Dalei: “…? !” Are the police officers in this area too perverted?

Seven o’clock in the evening.

Xie Yu was sitting in the Lanzhou Ramen restaurant, looking at his phone while waiting for Zhou Dalei to eat his second portion of ramen.

“I really don’t dare to fight in this area anymore,” Zhou Dalei used chopsticks to peel off the onions and garlic, picked up the noodles and stuffed them into his mouth, slurring his words, “I’m so scared.”

Xie Yu put down his phone: “You can talk about it after you finish eating.”

Zhou Dalei swallowed it wholeheartedly, not afraid of the heat: “I, Lei Zi, have been traveling in the world for sixteen years. This is the first time I have met someone like this – I love you, my friend? Can you give the young man in the world a way to survive?”

The more the noodle-eating gangster boy talked, the more he felt miserable. In the end, all his emotions were condensed into one sentence: “I don’t obey anyone, but I obey the shameless brother in the bureau just now. How can he be so skilled?”

Xie Yu’s face turned a little blue when he heard that someone was shameless.

Of all the people, He Chao was the one with the least psychological burden and the fastest one.

He grabbed Xie Yu’s hand quite naturally, put his arms around the other person’s shoulders and hugged him sincerely, and read the seven words “I love you, my friend” full and emotional, looking like a pair of long-lost brothers.

It was already dark, and the wind suddenly blew in the evening, cooling down some of the hot weather.

“Actually, I really don’t care about the Ziwu piece of gaming equipment today.” Zhou Dalei’s voice suddenly dropped, hePutting down his chopsticks, he said, “As you know, I’m not good at studying. I really looked at the first two textbooks and they were full of trivial stuff. My parents’ barbecue stall doesn’t seem like much work, but it’s really tiring to do, but what can I do? I can only play games. I’m okay at playing games. I sell game equipment…Boss Xie, do you think it’s possible for me to become a professional e-sports player?”

Xie Yu said nothing and listened quietly.

“Forget it, I’ll just talk about it. No matter how good you are at playing games, what kind of job can this be?” Zhou Dalei took out a tissue from the side, wiped his mouth, and then stood up, “Let’s go, it’s late, go back quickly. Did you tell your mother when you came out this time? She should be worried again.”

Zhou Dalei is usually a very heartless person. If you look at “he” to someone who doesn’t know him, he is a typical ignorant bastard.

When I was in technical secondary school, I caught up with a girl I liked. She happened to be in the second year of high school at the time. I thought it was really cool to find a social friend. After the second year of high school, I thought this was not going to work and that was not going to work. I was so low-spirited that I was really blind at the time.

But the Zhou Dalei Xie Yu knew was not like this.

“Leiko.”

“Huh?”

“Do you like playing games?”

“I like it.”

“What do you think of your strength?”

Zhou Dalei just thought that Xie Yu was chatting with he blind chicken, and casually said: “How about Thieving Niubi?”

As a result, Zhou Dalei walked out a long way and found that Xie Yu had not followed.

He turned around and was about to shout, “What are you doing? You can’t leave, you have to catch the bus.” He heard this good brother standing ten meters away and said to him, “I think you can do it.”

Zhou Dalei was stunned.

Xie Yu smiled and said, “You are a thief.”