[R18] Pretending to be a scumbag – “Pretending to Be a Scumbag” Chapter 72 [English]
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I was so excited by the news that God X was calling for a fight on the public screen that I couldn’t calm down. This group of talented people who shoulder the future of the motherland secretly typed on their mobile phones during class time.
It was lively for a while and finally calmed down.
“Conquer Peking University”: No, I have to attend class and I have to concentrate on listening to the class. Nothing can hinder me from listening to the class.
“985211”: I am holding my mobile phone now. Every time I type a word, I feel that I am ashamed of the school and the teacher. I deeply feel that I have failed to live up to their expectations of me. Goodbye.Let’s talk after school.
“I love learning”: Our English class… From elementary school to now, this is the first time I have looked at a mobile phone in class, and I really feel guilty.
What Xie Yu feels now is that his lack of clarity has dug a hole for himself, and now he has to continue squatting in the hole.
The English teacher first led everyone to read aloud the new vocabulary to be learned in this class, and then asked everyone to read it to each other several times to get familiar with it.After speaking, he turned around and wrote down the topic on the blackboard.
Xie Yu took advantage of the gap between everyone in the class reciting words, turned off his phone, and threw it back with a bang.
Muffled, not much movement.
He Chaozheng was playing the game with his head down and reached a key point. When he heard the sound, he thought Xie Yu was too annoyed to sleep again, so he subconsciously used a hand to cover his deskmate’s ears.
He Chao brushed monsters with one hand, using five fingers as ten, and asked casually: “Noisy?”
Xie Yu was lying on his stomach, He Chao’s palm was pressed against He’s ear, and his fingertips were gently inserted into He’s hair. His voice was slightly blocked and sounded a bit far away.
Xie Yu wanted to say “No, I’m not sleeping”, but when the words came to his lips, they turned into “hmm” by accident.
The skill keys are divided into left and right sides. No matter how fast He Chao’s hands are, he can’t take care of it when playing with one hand.
When other students he finished reading the words, the class became quiet. He Chao forgot to stop, and Xie Yu also forgot to remind he.
This guy does these little unconscious details all the time.
Like the sunshine coming in from the window, it calms all the irritable thoughts quietly.
After the English teacher finished writing the topic, she summarized the meaning of each natural paragraph and divided it into several sections. She put down the chalk, patted the dust on her hands, and said, “Have you read it all? I’ll pick one up…”
Look around and then your eyes fall on the last row.
The English teacher was speechless.
“I found that the classmates in our class are very in love with each other. This love between classmates is simply earth-shattering,” the English teacher patted the table with an eraser. After sarcasm, he named Xie Yu and He Chao by name, “…You two, get up. Stand up for me, stand up – read this unit word once, and no one else is allowed to remind you.”
Xie Yu stood up slowly, opened the book, and said directly, “I can’t read it.”
If you deliberately mispronounce the phonetic symbols, the real pronunciation will become distorted.
“Okay, no, what was I doing in class just now? Now tell me no,” the English teacher said and then turned to the classmate next to Xie Yu who was still flipping through the book. “He Chao, then read it again.”
He Chao: “Teacher, which page?”
English teacher: “…”
The English teacher didn’t embarrass us. He really cared about us. He was so angry that he fainted in every class. He asked us to stand and listen to Xu Qingqing read it once, and then let us sit down.
Xu Qingqing held the book and read it according to the phonetic symbols. She read every word very well. It looked like she had previewed it at home.
He Chao stood, and from this height he could see Luo Wenqiang secretly eating biscuits diagonally opposite.
“Old Xie,” He Chao touched Xie Yu with his elbow, “Look.”
“What are you looking at?”
Xie Yu stood a little tired. He put his hands in his pockets and looked over. He saw Luo Wenqiang carefully lifting up his orchid fingers and taking a piece out of the biscuit box. Then he waited for the opportunity, waiting for the English teacher not to pay attention, and then stuffed it into his mouth very quickly.
Xie Yu looked at it for a while: “He didn’t have breakfast?”
He Chao said: “He told me that he ate six meat buns this morning… maybe he is hungry again?”
After Xu Qingqing finished reading, He Chao sat down, pinched the pen cap on the table, and smashed it at Luo Wenqiang’s back.
Luo Wenqiang almost choked before swallowing the biscuit in his mouth, and turned around to find out who had smashed it.
He Chao smiled and leaned back, hinting: “Share, share?”
Luo Wenqiang’s biscuits were passed from the first group.
When it passed Wanda’s hand, Wanda grabbed two pieces directly. When it was passed to them, only a few cookie crumbs were left.It’s not because I’m hungry, it’s just because my hands are itchy, and I want to have some fun sneaking something to eat in class.
A box of milk-peanut-flavored biscuits was carefully passed around half the classroom, as if stowaway.
When the message was about to reach our row, Liu Cunhao had sharp eyes. When he saw it, he waved to Wanda: “What? I want it too. I want it too.”
The English teacher also wrote sentence analysis on the blackboard, and there were constant little gestures in the audience.
When the message came back, the cookie box was already empty by the time it reached our row.
Xie Yu took it: “Beast.”
He Chao also leaned over and took a look: “Holy shit, there’s not even a piece left?”
Luo Wenqiang watched helplessly as his biscuits were gone without returning, and he had no intention of going to class: “…”
Fuck you cookies.
“Where will we dance today?” After class, the Invincible Handsome Man of the Universe gathered in the back row of the classroom to think about this question.
“Physical education class later? Just go to the playground.”
“No, we cannot expose our strength easily.”
“…”
Xie Yu didn’t listen carefully to what they discussed.
He was sitting on the edge with nothing to do. He clicked on the wisdom fruit icon again, logged in and saw two lines of words hanging on the public screen.
“Tiwang” said to “jsdhwdmaX”: OK.
“Question King” said to “jsdhwdmaX”: If you don’t come, you will be a dog.
Xie Yu probably understood why Zhou Dalei was able to go out and have a fight because of a piece of Ziwu.
Because of dignity.
The Invincible Handsome Team of the Universe originally planned to dance directly on the playground, but when they went there they found that there were too many people around. The key was that there were two very eye-catching characters in their team.
Xie Yu and He Chao just stood there and allowed them to enjoy the treatment of their debut in advance.
The music had just started playing, but I really couldn’t stand the crowds of people watching from all directions and taking candid photos, so I finally decided to go back to the classroom to line up.
Before the rehearsal, Xu Jing asked: “Are you free on the weekend…”
Liu Cunhao: “Yes, yes.”
Luo Wenqiang: “Yes.”
As soon as Xie Yu finished saying “I don’t have time,” he heard He Chao follow suit: “I don’t have time, I’m sorry.”
After careful calculation, nearly half of the people showed up, so the idea of rehearsing on the weekend had to be dropped.
Xu Jing turned around to adjust the audio equipment, and Xie Yu asked in a low voice: “Are you going home on the weekend?”
This person hasn’t been back since school started, so it’s almost time for him to go back.
“It’s not an important matter,” He Chao was sitting on the desk, looking uninterested, and added, “If you call me brother, I won’t go.”
Of course I didn’t scream this time.
The week passed quickly.
With more and more homework left behind, and Old Tang’s reminders like chanting sutras, the weekend finally arrived.
“Students, be sure to pay attention to safety when traveling on weekends.” The class has almost left, leaving only a few unlucky students on duty. Old Tang continues to show off, “The homework should be completed on time, and learning should be done by reviewing the past and learning the new…”
Xie Yu packed up his things and leaned against the back door to wait for a certain student on duty.
He Chao was still wiping the blackboard, and he could reach the top with his hand.
Xie Yu looked a little distracted.
he logged in to the question king competition several times a few days ago, and discussed with the guy Bu Bilian how to compete on Saturday.Even though it is an appointment to have sex face to face, there must be rules for the game.
In the end, after much discussion, the only solution that worked was to write the test papers and assign scores on the spot.
Don’t say that Bi Lian has no objection, any test paper will be fine, no matter which subject.
After saying that, he threw over five words: I’ll give you three questions.
Xie Yu had only heard such a tone of voice that he deserved to be beaten from the mouth of the fool who was wiping the blackboard in front of him, even as he grew up.
He’s boyfriend, to a certain extent, actually has something in common with the academic whose lenses are about as thick as the bottom of a beer bottle.
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“I love learning”: Is everyone starting?Has God X set off?
“Learning is the only thing in my life”: Let’s set off. My “Tianli 38 Sets” and I are already on the way to Century City.
“Top Ten in Grade”: On the bus, I wrote a 5,000-word study experience overnight last night, briefly talking about my study methods, hoping to help everyone.
“Strive for the Top”: I also set off, very excited, and now I want to write a few questions in the car!I’m even more looking forward to the showdown between God X and Don Bilian!
…
Early the next morning, the forum for the title King Battle was frantically flooded with screens.
Xie Yu was still looking at the best route recommended on the mobile map.
Century City is a very popular place. Generally, if you want to hold a class party, it will be held in Century City.
It has everything inside, the most famous of which is the themed box with viewing equipment, but this should be the first time someone has used this viewing equipment to watch the birth of Einstein.
Xie Yu was too lazy to change trains and got on a direct bus.
When he went out, he specially put on a mask to cover most of his face. He sat in the back row and lowered his head to read the game private message sent by the question king.
[Question King]: Seriously, my friend, you still have a chance to regret it.
[Question King]: You can’t win even if I ask you three questions.
[jsdhwdmaX]: Ha.
Half an hour later, the question king sent another one.
[Question King]: I’m here, at the gate of Century City.
Xie Yu was a little sleepy and typed with squinted eyes.I thought to myself, “What’s the use of you here? Who knows who you are,” so I asked what you were wearing today and gave me some characteristics.
[Question King]: It doesn’t matter what you wear, it’s the most handsome one.
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