[R18] Pretending to be a scumbag – “Pretending to Be a Scumbag” Chapter 7 [English]

Chapter 7

Too much looking for a beating.

Listen to this reasonable tone.

The two teams immediately fought together, and they fought so hard that Zhou Dalei wanted to take off his shirt and go shirtless to burn all the energy in his body, letting them know the consequences of irritating him: “Grab me Ziwu, rob me Ziwu, I will let you rob me Ziwu!”

“I didn’t grab it. How can I call it a grab? If I’m not as good as others, I’d rather be defeated. Damn it, don’t slap me in the face!”

In the midst of a melee——

Xie Yu watched helplessly as the young man with a mask who had provoked the dispute and exuded an old aura was quietly paddling in the water, paddling and then leaving the battlefield. His paddling skills were quite superb, and no one noticed that he slipped away quietly.

When he walked out of the melee, he even raised his hand to straighten his hair.

Very image conscious.

“…”

In the summer, this man was wearing long sleeves and long pants, and a mask on his face, so his facial features could not be seen clearly.

He obviously wanted to walk under the shade of the tree. Looking around, there was no sun except the area where Xie Yu was standing, so Xie Yu quickly became a person next to him.

The mask is quite tall, half a head taller than Xie Yu.

He and Xie Yu stood side by side watching the battle, and then he took out a pink, strawberry-flavored lollipop from his pocket.He peeled off the sugar coating in twos and twos. The temperature was too high and the sugar melted a little. Xie Yu smelled a sweet and greasy smell in the air.

Then the man pulled back his mask, put the black fabric loosely around his chin, and held the lollipop in his mouth for a while. He didn’t have much patience for eating candy, so he chewed it with his teeth. When he was looking for a place to throw away the trash, he belatedly realized that the person standing next to him might also be a player from the opposite camp who came to ask for Ziwu.

Xie Yu couldn’t hold it back for a while: “What are you looking at?”

He secretly stared at others and was told directly. The person didn’t feel any discomfort at all. He pulled the mask back up without changing his expression, and hooked his fingers on the edge of the fabric. The black fabric and fingers were in sharp contrast, and his skin color looked abnormally white: “Are you from their side too?”

Xie Yu said: “So what.”

Mask thought for a while and said, “Friend, how about two moves?”

The battle on the other side was fierce. To be honest, Xie Yu felt quite embarrassed and didn’t want to take action: “Friend, I advise you to cherish your life.”

The mask folded the cuffs upward in two, revealing a lean wrist: “What a coincidence, I like to seek death.”

After two rounds of fighting, Xie Yu had to admit that this man’s skills were surprisingly good.

The fighting posture is extremely neat, done in one go, fast, ruthless, and accurate. If you accidentally hit it, it will hurt along the skin and bones.

Xie Yu has been fighting in the crowd since he was a child. He was beaten a lot when he was a child. After he was ten years old, he basically only had the job of beating others. He rarely felt the feeling of being suppressed by others.

But it only took a moment. After Xie Yu tripped the mask with a dirty trick, the battlefield between the two people turned to the ground.The mask took a while to stabilize Xie Yu’s arms. He wanted to get up from under Xie Yu, but unexpectedly Xie Yu lifted his knee and pressed it against his stomach.

“Wait a minute-” the mask said, “do you know what the surface temperature is today?”

Although there is a red warning for high temperatures these days, people are doing poached egg experiments on the ground every day.

Xie Yu wants to say that you, a grown man, are not so delicate, right?

Just when Xie Yu was stunned, the mask pressed directly on he and turned over. The two people’s positions were instantly switched, and the mask raised his eyebrows – he had deep eye sockets, a narrow distance between his eyebrows, and deep eyes.

He came very close, put a hand on Xie Yu’s neck, and said, “It’s quite warm. Feel it.”

“I feel your uncle.”

The two of them couldn’t compete on the ground for a few times.

Xie Yu felt that his body suddenly became lighter. When he looked again, he saw that the mask had climbed up from he very quickly. He patted the dust on his clothes and pants, then reached out to him and pulled him up. He suddenly started gibbering: “…Friend, why are you so careless? You can fall even on the ground. Be careful when walking. How can I trust you to go to the park alone if you are like this?”

Xie Yu really couldn’t understand this operation: “Are you stupid?”

The mask said: “You are the idiot.”

After saying that, the mask shouted to the other side: “Stop—stop fighting, the police are coming.”

Only then did Xie Yu vaguely hear the sound of the police car, and then he saw across the road, five or six fully armed police officers got out of the car one after another, pointing across the road and shouting: “Squat down! Hold your head! Don’t move! Get together to fight! You are very brave, ah!”

He The two of them were a little far away from the battlefield where the crowd was fighting, and the masks responded quickly. They pulled Xie Yu to stand up before the police got out of the car. The police did not expect that there would be two fish that slipped through the net while enjoying the coolness under the tree.

The mask was placed on Xie Yu’s shoulders. From a distance, the two of them looked like a pair of good brothers strolling in the park at 10:30 in the morning: “You’re welcome, my ears are better. Now, let’s get a confession. What identity do you want? I’ve already thought about it for myself. I’m just an innocent person who came to the park to digest after having an overstuffed breakfast.”

Xie Yu said indifferently: “I am too lazy to care about you.”

Mask: “…”

Xie Yu added: “Are you afraid of the police when you come out to fight?”

“It’s not that I’m afraid,” Mask shrugged, “I just find it troublesome.”

Originally, the two of them should have been lucky enough to watch the police force the dozen or so people away, but fate was not as good as fate.

One of the buddies with a relatively poor psychological quality collapsed. He looked left and right, but couldn’t find his eldest brother. He turned around and saw that his eldest brother was standing under the tree. So he panicked and shouted like a chicken looking for its mother: “——Brother Chao!”

“…”

He Chao really had ten thousand national curses in his heart.

Xie Yu: “Brother Zhao? You?”

He Chao said: “If I say I’m not, will you believe it?”

Xie Yu broke away He Chao’s hand on He’s shoulder, and the scene of brotherly love came to an end. He immediately turned his face away and said, “You should ask the police officer if he believes it.”

Of course the police didn’t believe it.

I would rather kill him by mistake than let him go. Anyway, capture him first and then talk about it.

The police officer stood in front of the two of them, looking at this and that. For a moment, he was not sure which “Brother Chao” was: “Brother Zhao? Who is it?”

He Chao took the initiative to claim his name in the world: “I am me. My last name is He Chao, Zhuo Yue Chao.”

Before Xie Yu had time to save himself and distance himself from them, he heard the man next to him who had just pulled him up from the ground and wanted to make a confession with him introduced to the police: “Uncle policeman, he is the object of my fight.”

Xie Yu: “…” I really thank you.

“Take them away together, catch them all back to me!”

In the police station.

There were too many of them. Seventeen or eight people lined up to walk in, a long line like walking on a red carpet. After reaching the designated place, the people divided into two rows, squatting down facing each other and holding their heads. They looked particularly like the criminals on TV.

Zhou Dalei still felt that it was a bit strange and bumped Xie Yu with his elbow: “Lao Xie, do you think we are like drug dealers now? I have only seen this kind of treatment on TV. Thinking about it, the police comrades in Heishui Town are really kind. At least they will give you a stool to sit on.”

Xie Yu: “You still want to sit on the stool? Just think about it.”

He Chao squatted opposite Xie Yu and couldn’t help but laughed.

The police officer sitting in the middle of the conference table knocked on the table: “What are you doing, do you think you are here for a tea party? And you, why are you smiling? Why are you still wearing this thing on your face? You know it’s embarrassing, so take it off for me.”

He Chao took off his mask in cooperation: “No, I’m allergic to ultraviolet rays.”

“Then you are very hardworking and come out to fight.”

He Chao said: “There is no way, for the sake of the tribe. In fact, I am a peace lover and don’t like to fight and kill.”

Zhou Dalei nudged Xie Yu with his elbow again. He held it in for a while, but he couldn’t hold it in any longer: “Fuck, you’re so handsome.”

Xie Yu: “Zhou Dalei, do you think it’s appropriate for you to squat in the station and be infatuated with a man?”

He Chao heard this and replied in a good mood: “Brother, you are quite handsome too.”

Zhou Dalei laughed, thinking this guy was a bit interesting: “Hey, are you a mixed race? You look a bit fashionable.”

Although the man in front of him was squatting, his momentum was not diminished at all.The hairstyle is clean and neat, most of the forehead is exposed, the bridge of the nose is high, the eyes are narrow and long, and the double eyelids are deep. When looking at others, those eyes seem to be able to speak, unfathomable, dangerous and unfocused.

“I am of mixed blood from eight countries. My ancestors have been mixed in Europe for three generations, and later developed in Southeast Asia. My father is Arab and my mother is French.” Seeing the expression of admiration on Zhou Dalei’s face, He Chao paused and said incredulously, “…Do you believe this? I am Chinese, purebred, not mixed.”

Seeing that the two were about to transcend hatred and establish a friendship, the police finally got to the point and killed this friendship in the cradle: “Can any of you tell me what is going on? Why are they fighting?”

Zhou Dalei jumped up immediately: “Because they robbed me! My Ziwu, that is my courage and belief!”

The policeman signaled him to stop: “Zi Wu? Are you still robbing something?”

Xie Yu had a headache after hearing this, and he felt that the following content was really a bit shameful.

Sure enough, I heard Zhou Dalei say seriously: “It is a sword used by Pangu when he created the world. It has 999+ defense value and attack power. With it, I can rule the world and sell it for money. The most important thing is to sell it.”

“We didn’t steal it,” another group of people were unhappy and said one after another, “How can we say it was stolen? The Pangu Magic Sword fell to the ground without writing a name on it.”

The police suspected that they had arrested a group of mentally ill people.

In order to restore the truest motivation for the fight and gain a deeper understanding of the ins and outs of the incident, several police officers downloaded the online game “Genesis”.

The whole story is ridiculous.

They said it was a fight, and no one was injured. Moreover, they had stopped when the police arrived, and they did not see anything violent.

“Who owns the Pangu Magic Sword?”

Someone raised their hand: “Here I am.”

The police officer had the sentencing standard in mind: “You log in to your account.”

“We’ve boarded it. In my backpack, it’s the purple one, yes…”

Then the police officer took the mouse and clicked [Discard] in the right-click properties.

“I want to tell you that in the face of a harmonious society, the Pangu Magic Sword is nothing at all.” The police officer turned around righteously and said passionately to a group of “criminal teenagers” who were crying without tears. “No matter how valuable it is, can it be more valuable than the peace of the motherland?”

Zhou Dalei: “…!?”

Xie Yu: “…”

He Chao: “…”