[R18] Pretending to be a scumbag – “Pretending to Be a Scumbag” Chapter 67 [English]

Chapter 67

Two brand-new “Comprehensive Solutions to High School Textbooks”, printed in red bold font on the cover: It doesn’t matter if your grades are poor, choosing the right guidance book is the key to success!

Wanda finished copying two questions and closed the exercise book. She was still struggling with the issue of He Chao’s bathing: “I found that the frequency of bathing between you and Brother Chao is quite strange. It was the same last time. Do you have mysophobia…”

After he finished speaking, he remembered the four words Xie Yu had said to him before, “None of your business,” and shut up again.

Xie Yu stood by the table, flipped through a few pages, and found that the line on the cover was really not a lie.

This set of tutorials is well compiled, and the knowledge points are explained thoroughly. From the examples in the book to the after-class exercises, it is carefully explained. If you follow its ideas, you can grasp the main points of each lesson.

“Whose are these?” Xie Yu put his finger on the page number. He didn’t see the signature. He thought the two books looked suspicious and wondered if someone had accidentally misplaced them. After asking, he added, “Take them away quickly.”

Liu Cunhao was wiping the blackboard. Hearing this, he turned around with a rag and said, “What is it?”

Wanda is a person who always goes to whatever trouble comes. After hearing this, she immediately ran over and sat in the empty seat in front of Xie Yu to watch: “Book? Brother Yu, isn’t this yours?”

Xie Yu asked, “Do you think this is mine?”

Wanda: “…”

It must not be like that.

The two top students in our class never do their homework after class.The pile of books on the table looked like they were handed out at the beginning of school, and they still look like new books now. They haven’t been touched much, and they still look like new books.

Other than that, there is nothing related to learning.

Xie Yu’s stomach was clean, and He Chao occasionally had a few unthrown candy wrappers.

Every time the teacher lectures on questions, he and I can’t find the test papers. One paper is missing here and one paper is missing here.Sometimes we are lucky, and two people want different things, so they can just get it together, so they can listen together.

Every time, the teachers of various subjects were so angry: “——What’s going on with you two? Can you keep your test papers?”

“I’m the first one here, and I haven’t seen anyone come into our class.” Liu Cunhao also felt that the possibility of misplacement was greater, “I’ll ask again when everyone is here.”

As a result, when the others had almost arrived, Xie Yu went up to ask for two teaching aids, but no one came out to claim them.

Liu Cunhao watched from below and found that Xie Yu felt quite suitable to be the squad leader and was very intimidating.Standing on the podium and glancing down, the whole class immediately fell silent.

“Let me ask one last time,” Xie Yu said, “Whose is it?”

Xu Qingqing shook her head: “Don’t look at me, I don’t know, it’s not mine.”

Luo Wenqiang had already bought a set of books, and he had made a lot of marks on that set of books with various markers. As he talked, he also changed the subject: “This set of books is very good. My tutor asked me to buy it before. I sincerely wish everyone a good start. Just read it for a minute, and you will fall in love with this complete set of textbooks just like me.”

Xie Yu: “…”

He Chaocai entered the class just as class was about to begin.

When he walked to the back door, he saw a group of people gathered in the back row, chattering and wondering what they were discussing.

“What are you doing?” He Chaoqu raised his fingers and knocked on the door, “…it’s so lively this morning.”

Xie Yu had a headache due to the noise from this group of people. When he heard these words, he put his hand on his forehead and turned around to look back.

He Chao wore a thin sweater under his school uniform jacket. His hair was not dry yet. He was leaning against the door with a data cable in his hand.The cuffs were folded upwards, exposing half of the wrist.

The two people’s eyes met in the air for two seconds.

When his eyes met the other person’s, his voice suddenly became far away in his ears.

He Chaoxin said it was just a weekend. Why did it feel like so long had passed? This feeling did not last long, and then he heard Xie Yu say: “I don’t know some idiot put two books on my desk.”

He Chao: “…”

“Brother Chao, do you know what’s going on with this book?” Wanda raised her head and asked.

He Chao: “Ah?”

Wanda added: “It’s impossible for anyone to come to the classroom on weekends, and the doors and windows of our classroom are locked. How could there suddenly be two more books?”

Although the classroom doors and windows are locked, there is a window in Class 3 that is easily loosened even if it is locked, and can be manually pried open by pushing upwards.

He Chao, who climbed through the window to deliver books during the weekend, coughed and didn’t know what to say: “Ah…”

Wanda and the others kept guessing, but the same formula continued: “It’s either Old Tang or someone who has a crush on Brother Yu. He doesn’t know what gift to give. Chocolates and the like are not novel enough. After much deliberation, there is only one “High School Textbook”…”

He Chao: “…”

As Wanda spoke, she felt that this routine seemed familiar, and she patted her head: “Isn’t this very similar to Brother Chao’s email? They can’t be a pair of sisters.”

Xie Yu’s forehead twitched.

Before Wanda could put all the emails and textbooks together for analysis, the bell rang and everyone had to return to their seats.As soon as the bell rang, Old Tang walked in with a book and a stack of reading exercises.

He Chao breathed a sigh of relief.

Xie Yu put the two teaching materials aside casually.

“Based on your scores in the midterm exam, I found that you lost a lot of points on the reading questions. In today’s class, we will do a few reading exercises, and we will give them in class after finishing them,” Old Tang handed out the test papers and added, “Go through the questions carefully and think about the reasons when you encounter problems.”

Xie Yu took the test paper from the classmates in the front row and gave one to He Chao. He then put the test paper under his arm and prepared to lie down and take a nap.

He Chao touched him: “Lao Xie.”

Xie Yu: “What are you doing?”

He Chao didn’t know what to say, so he held the pen and said, “Just that… book.”

Xie Yu thought that He Chao was jealous. This man was usually jealous for a long time, but when he was playing a game, he specifically told him not to play Dare.

Xie Yu thought for a while and felt that he understood what He Chao meant: “I won’t accept it.”

He Chao: “…Then where do you plan to put the book?”

Xie Yu decided to give her boyfriend a sense of security. There was no use keeping the things anyway. He could just pay back the money when the time came: “Throw it away.”

“…”

The Chinese class only taught three readings of modern literature. He Chao was Lao Tang’s key observation target, and he was called upon by Lao Tang to answer questions every now and then.

Xie Yu fell asleep for half the class. When he opened his eyes again, he happened to hear Old Tang saying: “He Chao, please stand up and answer this question. How did you answer the question of why the author shed tears?”

He Chao stood up, but before he could speak, Wanda and He Chao had already started laughing.

Old Tang: “You guys, what are you laughing at?”

Liu Cunhao boldly replied: “Let’s laugh first as a sign of respect.”

He Chao completely lived up to Liu Cunhao’s expectations. He analyzed the reasons for the author’s tears from various angles, including why the mind is too fragile. Real men will not shed tears casually, and even the potential cause of eye disease was taken into consideration.

“…”

After He Chao finished speaking, the whole class was silent for a few minutes, and then suddenly burst into earth-shaking laughter: “Brother Chao, you have never let us down.”

He Chao: “If you give me a prize, please give me a prize.”

Xie Yu pressed his temples, feeling a little desperate.

“Please find time to come to my office.” Old Tang was even more desperate than Xie Yu. He almost couldn’t breathe. He drank two sips of wolfberry tea and calmed down before continuing, “Bring your paper here when you come.”

As long as Old Tang said “find time to come”, they would basically use the excuse that they couldn’t find time.

Who is willing to go to the teacher’s office if nothing happens? I can delay it for as long as possible.They all hope that it will last until the end of time. Maybe Old Tang will forget about it when he gets busy.

During class, He Chao and some boys in the next group grabbed Luo Wenqiang’s crispy noodles. Luo Wenqiang almost jumped up and hit them: “That’s enough for you. If you take more, it will be gone.”

He Chao broke off a piece of it and stretched out his hand to break it off.

Luo Wenqiang: “Are you a bandit?”

He Chao broke it off and said, “There are still my deskmates.”

After Xie Yu finished playing a game, he happened to hear this sentence, stuffed his phone into his pocket, stood up and walked over.

Luo Wenqiang thought that someone with a conscience finally came and cried quickly: “Brother Yu, help me.”

Xie Yu pushed up his sleeves and said to He Chao: “You broke it too much. I’ll break it myself.”

“…” Luo Wenqiang’s face was full of shock, “You two, bandits at the same table??”

He Chao, the person who was supposed to go to the office, didn’t go, but Wanda ran diligently.

If there is any trouble, in order to get information, Know-It-All can even knock on the door with a question and pretend to ask it.

As a result, every time they saw him coming over with a question, Lao Wu and he would joke and ask: “Are you really coming here to ask a question?”

“There will be a cultural performance in a while,” Luo Wenqiang’s crispy noodles had just been snatched up. Wanda came back from the office and reached into the crispy bread bag. “Every class will have a show. Our class’s cultural committee can prepare in advance. We will try to win at the starting line.”

The third class art committee member is a girl who has been dancing since elementary school. She was very excited when she heard the news: “Is it true?”

Wanda: “It’s the school’s anniversary in half a month, so we can’t miss it.”

As soon as the topic of the art performance came up, the class became lively again, leaving Luo Wenqiang feeling sad at the bits of crumbs in the packaging bag.

Generally, for this kind of activity, each class will select a dozen people to dance, sing and perform skits. With the crowd, the aura is strong, and you can’t lose the aura even if you lose.

The literary and art committee member had already started to select people. He Chao turned around and asked, “Are you going, Lao Xie?”

Xie Yu said without thinking: “It’s impossible.”

“Why don’t you go?” He Chao thought of the black nail polish incident and the years when Xie Yu dominated the world with his black nails. “You have experience, the one on your street…”

Xie Yu: “I advise you not to mention it, or I’ll beat you up.”