[R18] Pretending to be a scumbag – “Pretending to Be a Scumbag” Chapter 66 [English]

Chapter 66

Email title: Sprint on the college entrance examination and get rid of low scores.

He Chao put down his pen; he glanced at the sender, but he didn’t recognize it. The new number was low-level and he was not a friend.

His first reaction was junk advertising.

When school first started, He Chao left his own number when asking for his parents’ phone number.

Those training classes don’t know where they get their student information, and they receive several harassing text messages every once in a while. After all kinds of exams, big and small, these advertisements are bombarded: Hello, parents of Mr. He Chao, we are the XXX college entrance examination sprint class. We already know your child’s performance in school. We sincerely recommend our eighty-day improvement class to you, with one-on-one guidance from famous teachers…

At the gate of No. 2 Middle School, various education and training institutions often come to hand out leaflets, and every now and then they even ask people to take questionnaires.

He and Xie Yu met once before when they went out to eat.

Several people were holding watches and standing at the intersection, looking around. When they saw people coming out of the corner restaurant, they greeted them: “Hello, classmate, can you…”

Xie Yu opened his mouth and gave him two words: “No.”

“…”

Those people were stunned for a while, probably they had never encountered anything like this before.

When they came back to their senses, they still refused to give up and tried to say: “That’s it, we are…”

“I don’t want to know,” Xie Yu said, “Can you please give way? I’m in the way.”

He Chao wanted to laugh again when he thought about this, and thought to himself, the children from his family should be the most troublesome type for salesmen.

Don’t even give others a chance to tell the truth.

Extremely cold.

He Chao clicked in as if he were looking at a junk advertisement. He Chao found that this was not the same as the eighty-day improvement class he had imagined.

——It’s really a study material email.

The kind without an advertising slogan.

Several sections are divided by subjects, all of which are important test points. The entire document is quite concise and has clear ideas. There is not a single nonsense word in the entire document.

He Chao took a cursory glance and didn’t see any problems. It looked like he was providing foundation for poor students.

In summary, this is a pretty perfect explanation of basic knowledge.

Xie Yu briefly sorted out the key points of each subject for He Chao overnight and was about to go to bed. As soon as his head hit the pillow, the class started to be noisy again.

The cell phone rang several times by the bedside.

[He Chao]: @V=s*h, Academic Committee, what are you doing?

[V=s*h]: I am memorizing English words.

[Luo Wenqiang]: School committee, this is the time, are you still fighting?

[V=s*h]: It’s still early. Did you go to bed so early? I can’t sleep, and the more I watch, the more energetic I become.

[Luo Wenqiang]: Okay, there’s no need to go on.Niubi is still your Niubi.

[He Chao]: No, I mean why are you sending me an email in the middle of the night.

Xue Xisheng had no idea what was happening.

[V=s*h]：What email?

[He Chao]: Study materials.

[V=s*h]：?

[He Chao]: What do you mean by sending a question mark? It’s not you?

A mysterious study material made Class 2 and Class 3 of high school feel like they were on a drug. These people stayed up most of the night with their imaginations running wild, looking at the screenshots taken by He Chao and thinking about it.

[Liu Cunhao]: Could it be Lao Wu?

[Xu Qingqing]: Impossible. Lao Wu doesn’t need to open a trumpet account. He can just send it directly.

[Liu Cunhao]: Or just ask directly?@武正师

Excluding the school committee and the math teacher, I can’t think of anyone else in the class who would do this.

[Wanda]: So, will this be the case…

In the end, they came up with an infatuated girl who had been secretly in love with He Chao for many years, but couldn’t get it, liked him to death, and silently paid attention to him.

[Xu Qingqing]: That is definitely the case, and from this information, it can be seen that this girl has good academic performance and strong logic. For example, the explanation of this example question is very organized.

[Wanda]: Yes, yes, the love that has been stored in my heart finally burst out on this fermenting night!

[He Chao]: Ah, is that so?

“…” Xie Yu was lying on the bed, pressing his forehead with one hand. He didn’t know whether he was scolding He Chao or himself. He opened his mouth and held back three words, “You idiot.”

Xu Qingqing and others jointly analyzed it, and found out that this tortuous and bizarre secret love story really sounded like that.

Xie Yu hasn’t finished sorting out the information yet. What was sent out today is only the basic part. Although I am a little speechless at the excess imagination of the people in Class 3, I still have to continue sorting out what needs to be sorted out.

The examples and knowledge points in the basic version are simply not enough, and are still far from the level required for the college entrance examination.

The next day, Xie Yu got up and compiled another copy.

According to the previous document, it is still the same section, but some very typical trap questions have been compiled, and various different test methods for a knowledge point have been listed.

“Why do you stay in the room all day?” Near noon, Ms. Gu knocked on the door, “Come down for dinner.”

After Ms. Gu finished shouting, Xie Yu said while typing on the keyboard: “I know.”

Gu Xuelan sighed: “I know, I know, I don’t think you can carry it clearly at all.”

Ms. Gu muttered through the door for a while. Xie Yu saved the document, opened the mailbox, and sent it to He Chao using the Penguin account from yesterday.

[Sent successfully].

During the meal, Gu Xuelan did not let go of the topic just now: “What are you doing in the room?”

Xie Yu put a chopstick into Gu Xuelan’s bowl and said casually: “Study.”

“Stop doing this.”

After Xie Yu finished picking up the ribs, he picked up vegetables for himself with chopsticks and said nothing.

This child is like this every time. Although he doesn’t study very much, he especially likes to use studying to make excuses.

He said that he would not come back on weekends and stay in school to concentrate on reviewing. As a result, he was ranked second to last in the whole grade in reviewing for the monthly exam. I don’t know what he had reviewed.

Gu Xuelan thought about it and said forget it.If we continue talking about this topic, we won’t be able to enjoy our meal well.

After Xie Yu finished eating, he went upstairs and was about to exit the Penguin account when he accidentally saw a small red dot on the mailbox.

Xie Yu clicked in and saw a new email.

The subject of the email is six words: Don’t love me, there will be no results.

Sender, He Chao.

“…”

Not to mention the content in the email, it’s all about “I already have a partner.”

-My relationship with my partner is very good.

-This classmate, although I don’t know who you are, I hope you understand that there is no way between you and me.

-Do you understand what I mean?

It seems that this person really listened to what Xu Qingqing and the others said yesterday word for word.

Xie Yu sat in front of the computer and looked at the rejection letter for a long time, not knowing how to react.

“Fuck,” Xie Yu moved his fingers, closed the page, and said to himself, “…I am your object.”

He Chao was usually so annoyed that Xie Yu wanted to put him on the blacklist, but this weekend he calmed down for a while.

After dinner, Xie Yu accompanied Ms. Gu to a nearby park for a walk. He had nothing to talk about, so he casually mentioned something about the class. Ms. Gu was quite happy to hear it.

It was already past one in the afternoon when I received He Chao’s call again.

“I waited for a long time before giving you a call.” He Chao’s voice was a bit mixed, and it sounded like he was outside. “I was afraid you didn’t get up.”

Xie Yu just entered the room and leaned against the door panel and said, “What kind of species do you think I am? I need to sleep until now.”

“Pig?”

“Your mother is a pig.”

“Okay,” He Chao said, “I’m a pig.”

The two chatted for a while, and Xie Yu vaguely heard someone on He Chao’s side say: “…Sixty-eight yuan, cash or Alipay?”

He Chaozheng was talking on his mobile phone. He couldn’t scan the code, so he touched his pocket and said, “Cash, please take a bag by the way. Thank you.”

Xie Yu waited for he to finish paying before asking: “Are you outside?”

“Well,” He Chao stood in the bookstore. There were two “Comprehensive High School Textbooks” on the counter. He spent most of the day browsing the after-school tutoring books carefully selected for his boyfriend, and said vaguely, “…come out and buy something.”

Xie Yu thought that He Chao mostly bought food in places like convenience stores. There were relatively few students staying in the No. 2 Middle School on weekends, and the cafeteria only opened a small window for them. There were not many dishes, and the taste was definitely incomparable to what they had at home.

Those who stayed in school either chose to go out to eat or buy some instant noodles and snacks to cope with the situation.

The clerk gave the change, packed the book in a few moments and handed it to him.

He Chao carried the plastic bag and pushed out the door. He looked down and saw the red rope around his wrist, and asked Xie Yu: “Are you still wearing the bracelet?”

Xie Yu also glanced down. The red rope was still hanging on his wrist, and the red bean with the letter Z engraved on it happened to rest on the raised joint: “Wearing it, what are you doing?”

“Nothing to do, just ask.”

Although the two are not together now, it is strange that they are suddenly very close to each other along the red line.

It even feels like breathing the same air as the other person.

The two weekend days passed quickly, and in a blink of an eye it was Monday again.

After waiting for the bus back to school, Xie Yu looked at the time. It happened to be the time when the wake-up bell rang for Jingzhong Baoguo. Thinking of this, he thought of Director Jiang’s non-stop motivational broadcast every morning, and the sound of wailing all over the dormitory building every morning.

Xie Yu thought for a while and called He Chao.

“Are you awake?”

“Can you sleep?” He Chaogang was woken up by the radio. His voice was hoarse. He sat up and asked, “Have you gotten in the car? When will you arrive?”

When Xie Yu went out, Ms. Gu forced a can of milk into his hand, and Qian Dingzhu and Wan told him to drink it in the car to replenish his nutrition.The milk is hot, he said while biting the straw: “…half an hour.”

Xie Yu’s voice was quite vague, and the ending tone had no strength and seemed a bit soft.

He Chao asked: “What are you eating?”

Xie Yu: “Drink milk.”

“…”

Feeling that these two words sounded very strange, Xie Yu added: “Milk.”

As a result, He Chao said “fuck” from the opposite side.

Xie Yu: “Are you sick?”

He Chao: “Is morning erection considered a disease?”

Boys are prone to certain physiological reactions in the morning. He Chao thought about the way the children drank milk obediently and made it his own fault.

When Xie Yu arrived at the classroom, He Chao hadn’t arrived yet.

Wanda and He had arrived early, and they gathered together to copy their homework. They didn’t dare to leave any questions they didn’t know, and they had to copy a few steps. Seeing Xie Yu come in, she raised her head and greeted He: “Brother Yu, it’s so early… Where is Brother Chao?”

Xie Yu said as he walked to the back row: “Hey, take a shower.”

Wanda: “Take a shower at this time?”

Xie Yu wanted to say something more, but when he walked to the table and saw the two “Complete Solutions to High School Textbooks” placed in the center of his desk, he was silent: “…”

What the hell is this?