[R18] Pretending to be a scumbag – “Pretending to be a scumbag” Chapter 60 [English]

Chapter 60

Every time the test results come out, some are happy and some are sad. However, Wu Zheng has been teaching for so many years, and this is the first time he has encountered people like He Chao, who obviously has “sad” results, but still squeezes into the “happy” queue based on his ability.

Very convinced.It’s a talent.

Wu Zheng was so convinced that he couldn’t hold back and threw several pieces of chalk into the last row. As he threw them, he said, “He Chao, with your mental quality… I might not be able to find anyone better than you even if I count on my fingers for three more years.”

“Award after award,” He Chao said with a smile as he saw the chalk head flying toward him, “It’s just average.”

“——You kid, do you really think I’m complimenting you?”

The tip of a piece of chalk was tilted a few degrees and hit the corner of Xie Yu’s desk. It fell down with a ‘snap’ and rolled to the ground again.

Xie Yu was originally worried about how his boyfriend could score so well after taking all the exams. Will he really drive an excavator in the future? When he heard this, he couldn’t help but hold his head and laugh: “…idiot.”

“Okay,” the fuss was over. Feeling that everyone’s mood was more active than before, Wu Zheng clapped his hands to signal everyone to be quiet and began to analyze the test paper, “A test score is nothing. This set of questions is not really difficult. Why is the average score so low? I took a look at your points loss…”

Wu Zheng took the test paper and copied the questions on the blackboard. When he raised his hand, he saw a square cube.

Xie Yu lowered his head and stuffed the math test paper that scored more than 40 points into the table. He had nothing to do, so he lay down on the table and planned to sleep for a while.

As soon as he lay down, his wrist was poked twice with a pen by his deskmate with excellent psychological quality.

Xie Yu’s head moved slowly, resting his head on his arms, and turned his face to look at he.

He Chao also lay on his stomach, in a similar posture to he, and the two of them just looked at each other in class for several minutes.

Although no one said a word, no one spoke, but as long as their eyes were intertwined, a certain place in their hearts slowly sank.

The young man turned his back to the sunshine outside the window, looking casual, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised.

Xie Yu looked at it for a while and couldn’t help but move his hand first. He reached out and pulled the unzipped zipper on He Chao’s chest to the top in an orderly manner: “Brother, who are you seducing?”

“How dare I,” He Chao looked down at Xie Yu’s hand that was still on He’s clothes. Unexpectedly, the child was quite possessive, so he smiled and said, “Just for you to see.”

The average score of Class 3 in each subject is still the same this time, ranking first, second and last in the whole grade.

Apart from Xue Xisheng, Xu Qingqing is the one with the best grades, but their scores are not good enough when compared with the average score.

The Chinese composition is an argumentative essay. The Chinese test paper was just transported from the teacher’s office by the class representative at noon. Everyone rushed to it, but they were not looking for their own scores: “——Where is Brother Chao’s test paper? Our source of happiness.”

Xie Yu just woke up and raised his head when he heard the words and saw He Chao defending his test papers on the podium. The podium was in a mess. Several test papers fell to the ground and were stepped on several times.

Then Luo Wenqiang and Liu Cunhao walked out holding he on the left and the right. While holding the he, they turned back and shouted: “Quick, brothers, turn over quickly!”

He Chao didn’t take action against them, and was taken out of the class directly. He stood at the door of the class and couldn’t laugh or cry: “It’s too much. Can you show some respect between people? What’s so good about a zero-point essay?”

When it comes to argumentative essays, even if you go off topic and run away from the earth, you won’t be able to ramble on like “My back is particularly handsome.” However, there is no connection between He Chao’s arguments and arguments throughout the article, and it is a spectacle to pull them together.

The test paper was passed around and finally came back before class. Wanda didn’t dare to give it to Congratulations and threw it directly on Xie Yu’s table. She laughed so hard that her stomach ached: “It’s amazing, it’s amazing. I’ve seen the legendary lie with your eyes open.”

Xie Yu glanced at it twice and felt that it was at least much better than the last “back view” article: “There is progress, brother.”

He Chao asked: “Really?”

Xie Yu held a pen in his hand and commented briefly: “Leaving aside the content of the discussion, at least you know how to write an argumentative essay.”

The first two paragraphs were really good, although I didn’t know what the connection was with the argument. Xie Yu was about to praise and encourage him, but when he continued reading, he unexpectedly saw the sentence ‘Hechaovsky once said’.

Xie Yu was silent for a while, then folded the test paper and put it in He Chao’s hand: “It’s fake, just take it and get out. You deserve the zero score.”

“…”

Almost every class on Monday was about test papers. By the last class, everyone was already drowsy and dreamy. When the school bell rang, no one realized that school was over.

It was He Chao who stood up and shouted, “Lao Xie, let’s go eat.” Only then did the other He students react. They packed up their things and walked out one after another: “Oh, let’s go. Let’s go home to meet the mixed doubles.”

Liu Cunhao lamented: “Suddenly I found that the accommodation is really good…it can extend my life for four days.”

Xie Yu stood up and said, “You’d better hurry up and see which crematorium is better and more reliable.”

Liu Cunhao: “…”

He Chao and Xie Yu sneaked out to eat. When they walked to the school gate, they found that the restaurants around them had come up with new strategies. In particular, a banner was hung in front of the No. 1 Scholar Building, which was dazzlingly red and fluttering in the wind: Warmly celebrating the results of the midterm exam of the No. 2 Middle School candidates!20% off the entire site!Welcome new and old customers to taste!

“You don’t know the majority of the candidates at all,” He Chao shook his head and said, “Did you see how diligently the rat was packing his things just now? He wished he could stay and study in the evening with us.”

“I saw it, life or death,” Xie Yu said, “He hasn’t left yet?”

He Chao took out his mobile phone and said, “You haven’t left yet. You should still be picking out the crematorium in the classroom? Wait a minute… I’ll take a photo and send it to him.”

Liu Cunhao finally plucked up the courage to step out of the classroom, but he collapsed when he received this photo.One of these two bosses is cold and the other is cruel, and they don’t want to make things easier for him.

Wanda took advantage of the opportunity, pressed the voice button and shouted to the other end: “——Brother Chao, bring me a cup of milk tea!”

There were a large number of parents coming to pick up their children at the school gate. Car horns were honking one after another. The surrounding environment was too noisy, and Wanda’s speech was unclear. He Chao had to listen twice to guess clearly: “What kind of tea?”

Xie Yu didn’t listen, but he could guess: “Let’s have milk tea.”

Just like Xie Yu never imagined that one day he would sit in Jinbang Restaurant to eat, he also never imagined that one day he would stand in line in front of a small Fudan milk tea shop.

“Boyfriend, let’s talk about it,” Xie Yu stood next to He Chao, surrounded by a group of little girls, secretly looking at them from time to time, “You buy here, I’ll leave first.”

He Chao held the order number in one hand and held Xie Yu’s wrist with the other, pulling him back: “Do you have any conscience? Are you really going to leave?”

Xie Yu was really planning to leave, but there was a commotion among the group of girls behind, and the one standing in the middle was pushed out by the others. A pretty girl, blushing, took two steps towards them, and walked directly in front of them: “…that one.”

Xie Yu raised his eyebrows and stopped where he was.

When the girl was talking, her eyes were pointed directly at He Chao. When the other party looked back, she looked away shyly, her attitude clearly expressed.

Xie Yuxin said that it was a good thing that He Chao lived on campus, otherwise he would wander outside all day long…

Before Xie Yu could finish his thoughts, he heard the girl He Chaochong apologize: “Sorry, I’m not allowed to jump in line.”

“…”

The surroundings were quiet for several minutes, so quiet that you could hear a pin drop.

The queue has reached our number, and the girl is standing in front of us, her stiff back blocking the food access.

In this weird and quiet atmosphere, only the milk tea shop clerk shouted: “On the 18th, a signature milk tea.”

He Chao handed over a ticket in his hand very naturally: “Here.”

If Shen Jie were here, he would definitely tell the story about “not scanning the QR code” again. It would be an embarrassing repeat.

He Chao walked into the school with milk tea and went up two steps. He found that a certain child was walking slowly and was lagging behind, so he squatted on the steps and waited for a while: “What are you thinking about?”

Xie Yu said casually: “I’m thinking about how you found your boyfriend.”

After walking all the way, He Chao came to his senses. He scratched his hair and said, “I am quite… Shen Jie also said that about me several times.”

Not scanning the QR code and not jumping in line are not bad. In the past, a girl in junior high school told him that she wanted to be friends. Because she was shy, she didn’t directly mention her boyfriend, and left a lot of vague hints.He didn’t hear it and replied on the spot: Okay, we will be brothers from now on.

As a result, I didn’t know which “friend” it was until the girl started crying.

Two lights turned on at the corner of the stairs. He Chao paused and said, “But you are different, because I like you to the point… no matter how slow you are.”

No matter how slow you are, you can’t escape.

He Chao didn’t finish his words. He himself felt that such love words were too boring, especially now in public. He stopped abruptly in the middle of his words, stood up and prepared to go back to the classroom: “Let’s go, Wanda is still waiting…”

Although the words were not finished, even a fool could understand what he meant.

As soon as He Chao turned around, Xie Yu said from behind: “Brother Chao, would you like a kiss?”

He Chao almost missed the point.

After school, there were not many people walking in the teaching building. He and I stood on the stairs talking for so long without meeting anyone.

Xie Yu was dragged by He Chao. He Chao took him upstairs and then turned to the right and opened the door of a classroom closest to the stairs.

Xie Yu only had time to take a glance at this unfamiliar and empty classroom, and then the world started to spin. When he came back to his senses, he was already pressed against the wall by He Chao.

The door was wide open, and two people were stuck in the small space built between the door panel and the wall.

“It’s a bit exciting,” Xie Yu asked in He Chao’s ear, “Is this right here?”

“…” He Chao lowered his head and said, “Actually, it’s not very suitable here, but I can’t help it.”