[R18] Pretending to be a scumbag – “Pretending to Be a Scumbag” Chapter 58 [English]

Chapter 58

Regardless of whether it counts as meeting the parents, this person’s behavior just now really seemed like that. He was so favorably favored in front of Aunt Mei that he looked more like his godson.

“Forget it,” Xie Yu took two steps forward, “so remember to finish the walnuts your parents give you.”

He Chao lowered his head and looked at the bag in his hand, and the joy of his son-in-law’s visit was somewhat dissipated.

At the dinner table just now, the two of us didn’t say much to each other, for fear of spilling the beans if we talked too much, and all our energy was focused on the little moves under the table, so Xie Yu complained now: “Brother Chao, you are walking in the wind this afternoon.”

He Chao said: “It’s not bad. When I walk on the street, I feel like the whole street belongs to me.”

“I’ve said a few words to you, but you’re actually going to climb up the ladder?”

The buses here come every half an hour, and the last one probably just left.The station sign was crooked and there were no seats in the waiting area, making it look extremely poor.

He Chao didn’t pay attention to this when he came. He wanted to find a place to sit, but he only saw four bare piles.Based on those four piles, you can imagine what the waiting seats originally looked like: “Your place is very unique…”

This seat was like this when Xie Yu came during the summer vacation. At that time, Zhou Dalei was squatting on the street waiting for him.

“It was stolen some time ago, but it was recovered after checking the surveillance system.” Xie Yu briefly introduced the theft case that once caused a sensation. At this point, he paused and said, “It was probably stolen again.”

The neighborhood committee aunt is always the busiest person in this neighborhood. She is so worried about dealing with the endless trivial matters on the street. Every now and then, you can hear the neighborhood committee people hanging red armbands on their arms and shouting with loudspeakers: “Why is the manhole cover missing?! – Which of you stole the manhole cover?”

“Who smashed the station sign? And the waiting seat. What’s the use of cutting it up with a saw and carrying it home?”

He Chao was overjoyed: “Is it so funny?”

There are even more powerful ones.

It was later found out that the manhole cover had been stolen by a gangster from the next street. Of course, the residents in the next street would not turn their elbows outward and refuse to admit it until they were beaten to death. The two streets got into a quarrel over the manhole cover. The quarrel lasted for most of the day and almost made the local news.

He Chao asked: “There was a fight in the end?”

Xie Yu: “We didn’t fight. Wouldn’t we look vulgar?”

“No…?”

“…”

He was beaten down or not, but a few ladies from the Heishui Street Neighborhood Committee, in the dark and windy night, unknowingly stole the manhole cover from the next street.

The person on the street next door had never imagined that such an operation could be possible, and he was dumbfounded when he woke up the next morning.

After Xie Yu finished speaking, he saw He Chao standing on the edge in a daze. He stopped, stretched out his hand and waved in front of the man: “Hello.”

Xie Yu waved twice, without any patience, and wanted to slap it directly, but He Chao suddenly grabbed his hand, and squeezed a few fingers into his fingers little by little, and then he heard He Chao whisper: “…Before today, I had only seen this place in the photos you took.”

What He Chao didn’t say was that it wasn’t until he took a trip today that those photos came to life… The little animals jumped out of the grass, with traces of playing in mud puddles on their bodies. They dried in the sun and turned into black knots on their bodies. They squinted their eyes and lay in the sun.

Every brick, every building, every sound around here.

Only then did he realize where Xie Yu’s contradictory and attractive qualities came from – using a hard shell to block all the malice in the world, such as that irritable attitude of keeping away from strangers.

But the soft place in my heart is still spotless.

He Chao felt that he had a lot to say, so he finally took the child’s hand and said, “I think I’m hopeless.”

Xie Yu listened to the sound of plastic bags rubbing against each other as he walked, thought of walnuts, and secretly thought to himself: I feel hopeless too.

With this kind of brain, eating walnuts is probably useless.

The two waited for a while, half an hour passed, and the car still hadn’t arrived.

Xie Yu wanted to check what time it was, and found that he had forgotten to charge it last night and the battery could not hold up. As soon as he turned on the screen, it went dark after a few seconds before it came on.he nudged He Chao with his elbow: “Where’s your cell phone?”

He Chao said: “Trousers pocket, left side.”

Xie Yu just put his fingers on the edge of He Chao’s trousers pocket. The denim material was a bit hard. Before he put his hand in, He Chao reminded him: “Be honest and don’t touch it.”

Xie Yu paused with his fingers: “You have a pretty good idea.”

19:21.

This point is neither too early nor too late, but we still have to take into account the nearly one-hour drive.

Xie Yu thought for a while and decided to call Ms. Gu to inform her.

The interface of Hechao’s mobile phone is very simple, and there are not many mobile software. Instead, the game categories are densely packed. At first glance, you can only see a few pink icons, and there is a familiar green ball in the corner.

Xie Yu didn’t look carefully and wanted to press the dial icon in the lower right corner, but accidentally touched the browser to the left of the dial button.

After all, it was privacy, and Xie Yu didn’t have the urge to look through his partner’s phone. His hands reacted faster than his brain, and he subconsciously pressed return to return to the main interface.

But he was sure that he had just seen something unusual on the browser page that passed by.

Xie Yu hesitated for two seconds and clicked in again.

-Baidu knows: Ten kissing skills you must learn.

“…”

Xie Yu raised his head and glanced at He Chao. This man had already started playing with the wild cat that was half leaning out of the bushes.The boy squatted on the street, holding a plastic bag in one hand and stretching out the other hand, whistling for a long time. The cat just stared at him warily.

In the end, He Chao had no choice but to squat down and snap his fingers. He was quite handsome, but the cat was so frightened that he whimpered, turned around, and went deep into the bushes.

“Why are you running? I won’t eat you.”

He Chaogang was about to stand up and found that the children were squatting next to him, so he turned his head and asked, “Have you finished your phone call?”

Xie Yu handed the phone back: “I called, but no one answered.”

Ms. Gu probably left her cell phone at home when she went out for something. He didn’t like to make calls to Zhong Zhai’s landline. The servants usually answered the phone, and every time they answered, they would say “Second Young Master”.

What a shame.

He Chao didn’t know that his secret Baidu kissing skills had been exposed. He took the phone and stuffed it into his trouser pocket. When he stood up, he heard Xie Yu call he: “He Chao.”

He Chao paused and looked to the side: “Huh?”

Xie Yu was still squatting, but imitating the way he lured the cat, he raised his fingers at him.

He Chao put one hand in his trouser pocket, bent down, and stopped when he was still some distance away from Xie Yu. He was about to say, “What are you doing, kid?” when Xie Yu unexpectedly grabbed his collar and pulled him down.

Xie Yu suddenly tightened his fingers, and his knuckles turned white due to the exertion.He Chao was bent over and still a little unsteady on his feet.Although Xie Yu was squatting, he grabbed He’s collar and used strength to lift up a little. He was approaching He in such a simple and rough way, and he was caught off guard.

The next second——

Xie Yu’s lips pressed against his.

He Chao was completely stunned.

What followed was a racing heart.

He had studied kissing techniques so many times that at this point, he even forgot to close his eyes.

So he saw Xie Yu’s upturned face and his neck stretched into a beautiful line. I don’t know if it was because of nervousness, but his Adam’s apple moved slightly. This small movement was inconspicuous at all, but it was completely different from the strength he showed.

Xie Yu stayed there for a while and slowly opened his eyes.

He Chao just bumped into Xie Yu’s eyes.

The street lights behind the two people were on, shining on the muddy ground, cutting through the night and creating a beautiful halo of light.

Xie Yu recalled what he had just seen on He Chao’s phone, so he tentatively stuck out the tip of his tongue a little bit and touched the gap between He Chao’s closed lips wetly and softly.

…

Then Xie Yu also completely forgot what was written on the kissing technique, but remembered that the other party’s lips were very soft and made him feel hot all over when he touched them.

Before Xie Yu let go, He Chao heard he say: “If you don’t come to me, come to Baidu. Brother Chao, you really love to study.”

The bus happened to turn in from the corner of the street. The line of No. 21 on the front of the bus was flashing red. The long body of the bus turned the corner. The road was uneven and full of potholes, and the bus was bumpy.

He We both went back to city A and had to transfer on the way. We took the same bus. After taking bus 21 to the stop, we took a different bus.

Afraid that what happened to He Chao last time when he couldn’t even calculate thirty yuan would happen again, Xie Yu simply paid the fare together, and then dragged the handsome man to the back row.

There were not many people on the evening train, and there were only two or three people sitting in the front row once we got on.The light in the car is not good, especially when there are few people, the lights in the car are not turned on very much, and it looks dark from a distance outside.

Especially in the rear corners, you can hardly see anyone when you sit down.

He Chao didn’t speak for a long time. Xie Yu was still thinking that this man had been shy for a long time. Then he heard He Chao say in his ear: “Fuck, I’m hard.”

“…”

“Just when you licked it just now.”

Xie Yu was quite calm just now. He didn’t know why He Chao mentioned “licking”, but all the details of the kiss just now emerged again. He said after a while: “Can you Baidu it?”

He Chao: “…”

Xie Yu: “What should I do if I get an erection on the bus?”

Facts have proved that there is nothing we can do, no matter what we do, we cannot sit next to the children.He Chao bent over and moved forward, intending to calm down.

The two sat one behind the other.

The bus was bumpy all the way.

When He Chao was almost calm, he cleared his throat and asked: “Um…Baidu.”

“I saw it accidentally,” Xie Yu huddled in the back row, feeling a little dizzy, “What are you thinking about every day?”

He Chao had never mentioned kissing since the physical education class in the equipment room. He suddenly became very stoic, which he still found strange.Unexpectedly, this person planned to practice his kissing skills before looking for him.

He Chao didn’t say anything. He lowered his head and fiddled with his phone for a while, then handed it to Xie Yu.

Xie Yu reached out and took it. On the screen of his phone was an article forwarded by Shen Jie on Penguin Space. The name was shameful. It was called a must-read for boys on their first kiss. When he forwarded it, he also liked his good friend He Chao: Brother Chao!look!nice one!

-Some first kiss killers are people who kiss you once and don’t want to do it a second time.

-If you don’t want to be such a “killer”, then you must master the following skills.

Xie Yu didn’t know what to say at all: “Why is Shen Jie doing this? Isn’t he single?”

He Chao: “…he said he was preparing for the future.”