[R18] Pretending to be a scumbag – “Pretending to Be a Scumbag” Chapter 55 [English]

Chapter 55

There were many similar related questions and answers. Xie Yu found one that was relatively recent and clicked on it.

The question was asked three days ago.

The person who asked the question first went off-topic and ran a few blocks away, praising his boyfriend so much that he was almost out of character. Then he got to the point: But his grades are not very good and he comes second to last in every exam. How can I correct his study attitude?

Popular answer: How about setting a small goal first?For example, how many points will your grades improve, or what kind of school you plan to attend.

The user who asked the question replied: It doesn’t have to be too good, just Tsinghua University and Peking University.

“…”

The words “second to last” made Xie Yu raise his eyebrows, and he vaguely felt that the tone of the user who asked the question was a bit familiar.

He didn’t think much, and scrolled down again, and a bunch of “What should I do if my child doesn’t like to study” came out. Every parent in it was very anxious, and in the end the chat turned into a parents’ party.

-Where are you employed?

-State-owned enterprises, alas, competition is fierce now, and life is not easy.

“It’s time to eat,” Gu Xuelan took out the last dish from the kitchen, took off her apron and said, “Put your phone away, don’t hold it all day long…”

Xie Yu pressed the power off button and the screen immediately dimmed: “I got it.”

Four dishes and one soup, all home-cooked dishes.

Zhong Guofei would go home to eat if he got off work on time every day. It seemed that he was having a social event today, and there were only he and Ms. Gu at the dinner table.

Xie Yu ate a lot of each dish. He originally planned to put down his chopsticks and go upstairs, but saw Gu Xuelan sitting opposite and staring at him.

“Why do you only eat so much?” Ms. Gu always felt that her son had eaten less. “Are you full? Want another bowl of soup?”

Probably every parent treats their children like pigs.

Xie Yu filled another bowl of tomato and egg soup, and when he almost finished it, he said, “Mom, I’ll go to Aunt Mei’s place tomorrow.”

Gu Xuelan paused with the hand holding the spoon, but finally said nothing: “Then please pay attention to safety, don’t cause trouble, and come back soon.”

Gu Xuelan doesn’t like that he always runs to Heishui Street.

In her opinion, she had no choice but to live in such an environment, and all she met were good people.But after all, they have different concepts. The way Lei Ma and Aunt Mei communicate with each other is that you scold me and I scold you. The two of them sometimes squat on the street and smoke.

She also thought that after moving away, in one or two years, or two or three years, the relationship between them and Heishui Street would become far away.

But Xie Yu, a kid who didn’t seem to care about anything and didn’t talk much, was actually very affectionate.

In the evening, Xie Yu searched for a while and searched for what to do if he didn’t like studying. He searched the entire Internet, but he didn’t see any good ways to stimulate enthusiasm for learning. There were a lot of evil tricks, such as having a car accident shock the brain, trying to be struck by lightning, and even selling fake medicine.

——Magical wisdom capsule!New high-tech products can improve intelligence, develop the left and right brains, and easily improve performance. No car accidents or lightning strikes are required. One course of treatment lasts for thirty days!

Xie Yu stared at it for a while, then thought about He Chao’s results, and actually wanted to place an order.

Xie Yu scrolled down to see what ingredients this wisdom capsule contained. Before he could understand it, He Chao’s call came.

When he answered the call, he accidentally pressed the speakerphone, and He Chao’s words “Kid, what are you doing?” were played out.

Xie Yuxin said that she was hesitating whether to buy you a course of treatment.

“Nothing,” Xie Yu had just finished taking a shower. His hair was still a little wet. He definitely couldn’t mention the wisdom capsule, so he asked, “What about you?”

He Chao said: “I’m thinking of you.”

The boy’s voice sounded a bit serious and tender as he whispered in Xie Yu’s ear twice.

Then the next second, He Chao’s emotional intelligence, which had finally risen suddenly, suddenly fell down, because He Chao said again: “This is the standard answer, please take note of it.”

“…” I remember nothing.

In fact, He Chao had been enduring it for a long time. As soon as Xie Yu left, he wanted to call someone.After enduring it to this point, I thought that even if the Xie Yu family needed a midnight snack, they should have finished it at this time.

He Chao thought of the stepbrother with the Overbearing Prince script, and asked, “Did that mentally retarded man bully our children?”

“He’s not here,” Xie Yu was stunned for a moment before he realized who He Chao was referring to, and the word bully could not be used to refer to who was bullying whom. “He can’t beat me either.”

Zhong Jie has never gotten any advantage from he in so many years, and he can’t fight or fight.

The two of them chatted one after another.

“By the way, Lao Xie, have you covered the class?”

“No, I watch it occasionally.”

“I thought you were forced to leave by the school committee. He, the mathematical formula on my head yesterday, n=c·v, took me a whole day to recite it.”

“…”

What’s the use of memorizing it? It’s a chemical formula.

When the time comes, write this sentence on the math test paper and expect to get a formula score?

Xie Yu felt powerless: “Then you are great.”

The private group in Class 3 has been secretly disbanded a long time ago. Ever since I found out that the school bullies don’t hit anyone and the teachers are very reasonable, I feel that there is no need to form a small group again to show disunity.

Moreover, our class teacher has an old man’s schedule and goes to bed early at night, so he has nothing to do with us.

Nightlife is only for young people.

The third class group has always been very lively. The school committee will change its group notes into various formulas every day. When chatting and entertaining, they also do not forget to instill some knowledge points into them.

Every time Wanda shows up, it immediately turns into a gossip gathering, with people moving on small benches to eat melon seeds.

The students in the class are more life-oriented. On weekends, when Xu Qingqing had to go shopping with her mother, she would stand in front of a clothing store with a lot of things in her arms and express her resentment to the class: Me!Hate!shop!

At this time, Liu Cunhao and the others would comfort her: We men don’t like shopping, you really deserve to be my brother Qing.

Xie Yu didn’t know what to say. Due to his physique as a topic stopper, he rarely spoke in the “Don’t fight and kill” group chat.

Even though they had nothing to talk about, the two of them still talked until late at night. Moreover, He Chao was very good at telling jokes. Even an ordinary thing became very interesting when he said it.

Until Xie Yu felt a little sleepy.

It was already dark, and only the phone screen was on in the room, emitting a bright light.

He Chao listened to the child’s voice getting weaker and weaker, and occasionally responded with two sentences that were monosyllables with a soft ending. He sounded surprisingly well-behaved. He Chao couldn’t help but lower his voice: “Are you asleep?”

There was no response from the other side.

But through the phone, I can still feel my breath intertwined.

He Chao was a little reluctant to hang up.

Very satisfied, but not quite satisfied.

“I recently discovered,” He Chao whispered even though he knew Xie Yu couldn’t hear, “… liking you seems to be addictive.”

Xie Yu didn’t have so many greasy thoughts, and he didn’t know if he was thinking about it day by day and dreaming about it at night. He actually had a particularly bizarre dream at night.

He dreamed that He Chao ran off to drive an excavator after finishing the college entrance examination.

Nightmare.

It took me a long time to wake up and I still didn’t recover.

Xie Yu stood up and washed his face, and couldn’t help but said to the mirror: “Holy shit.”

There was no one on the early train, so Xie Yu put two headphones in his ears and planned to sleep in the car for a while.

The bus is very bumpy, especially when turning and braking hard.

Xie Yu couldn’t fall asleep after thinking about it for a long time, for fear that when he closed his eyes, it would be the scene of He Chao sitting in the excavator and smiling at him again.Then he opened his eyes and saw the constant traffic outside the window. The most common ones on the roadside were small stalls selling breakfast.

After getting off the bus at the station, he lowered his head and sent Zhou Dalei a message: Have you had breakfast?

-No, let’s meet directly at Wang Ma’s place later?

-Please order five meat buns for me first. I’ll be there soon.

Wang Ma first set up a small stall in the street to sell breakfast. Later, after saving up some savings, she simply opened a small shop. The children who grew up in this area have been used to eating breakfast for so many years. They really miss the day when they can’t eat.

Xie Yu found a seat and sat down, waited for a while, and urged Zhou Dalei to come over quickly. As soon as the message was sent, when he looked up again, a bowl of hot tofu pudding was already placed in front of him.

“You kid, I’m looking at you from afar,” Wang Ma put down the bean curd, her hands were still wet and wiped them on the apron around her waist, “The buns are still steaming, they’ll be ready soon. Eat some of this to cushion your stomach first.”

“Wang Ma,” the surrounding environment is not good at all. The ground is covered with bumpy concrete floors. The store is too small and the tables cannot be placed so they are placed outside. Xie Yu held a spoon and said with a smile, “I haven’t ordered this yet.”

Wang Ma yelled, “I still don’t know what you and Lei Zai are going to eat? I can serve it to you even with your eyes closed.”

While he was talking, Da Lei came in with his slippers on and was asleep. He grabbed his hair and walked to the door of the store. He stretched out a palm and gestured: “Wang Ma, five.”

Aunt Mei was still busy at Guangmao, and she didn’t have free time until almost noon. Xie Yu spent the morning playing games in the big thunder room, with a red and white machine and an old-fashioned TV that he had never thrown away: “Why do you still keep this thing?”

“It’s nostalgic,” Zhou Dalei said, “and the most important thing is, it’s not broken yet! I find this quality incredible.”

While Xie Yu was typing, he also remembered a nostalgic past: “When you were a child, your mother bought you something like that. Did you eat it? Is it useful?”

Zhou Dalei was confused: “What the hell?”

Xie Yu said: “The one that improves memory and develops intelligence.”

In order to improve Zhou Dalei’s academic performance, Lei’s mother used all sorts of evil tricks and even forced him to drink talismans, but it was of no use in the end.

There was a promotion on TV for a while, saying that it was a magical children’s health care product that could change lives and destiny, and allow children to win at the starting line. During the half-hour extended advertisement, Lei Ma immediately called the order hotline and came back with two large boxes full of hope.

Zhou Dalei remembered: “Oh, um, do you look at me like I’m useful?”

Xie Yu: “…”

Xie Yuxin said: Yes, am I a fool?

The author has something to say: Xie Yu: I was so worried that I couldn’t sleep.