[R18] Pretending to be a scumbag – “Pretending to Be a Scumbag” Chapter 54 [English]

Chapter 54

Although there were many small movements in the examination room, it was still very quiet.

Old Tang happened to pass through He’s group and headed towards the podium. Unexpectedly, the moment He turned his back, paper balls were flying all over the examination room.

“Don’t pass on the answer,” He Chao’s palm was empty, and there was no note. Xie Yu’s hand was a little cold, and he couldn’t help but say, “…I wanted to do this last time.”

The glass window was rippled by raindrops.

After a while, Xie Yu asked: “Are you ready?”

He Chao: “No.”

“…”

“Hold on a little longer.”

Xie Yu paused, a little speechless and a little want to laugh: “Are you a scoundrel?”

Seeing that Old Tang was approaching, a certain scoundrel had no choice but to let go of his hand.

Old Tang paused in front of He Chao’s seat for a few minutes, looking at He Chao’s answer sheet. His brows furrowed more and more as he looked at it. Finally, with a complex expression, he sighed at the answer sheet with both front and back sides fully filled out: “…”

After Old Tang left, He Chao poked Xie Yu with his pen: “Hey, what does that mean?”

“Brother Chao, look down and see what you answered,” Xie Yu said, “Don’t you have any idea?”

After Xie Yu finished speaking, he thought a little helplessly that this idiot really didn’t know what he was thinking.

As a person whose grades are so bad that even eight cows can’t make it to the passing mark, I may still feel that I have done a good job and feel confident.

The exam subjects ended in the morning, and everyone was basically correcting the answers during the lunch break.

“Brother Chao, your “Must Pass Every Test” card is useless. I made several mistakes on big math questions.” Wanda returned the “Must Pass Every Test” card to He Chao, “You should keep it for yourself.”

“I don’t think it’s useful either,” He Chao picked up the phone and said, “The first Chinese test in the morning, Old Tang still sighed at my test paper, I’ll ask the seller.”

Xie Yu didn’t quite understand what her boyfriend was doing: “Why are you asking the seller?”

“Ask if the method of use is incorrect.”

“How else can I use it? Burn it and drink it?”

“…It can’t be that evil.”

Several people gathered together to discuss it for a while, and finally the seller came back with four words, sincere and sincere.

“A sincere heart leads to success.” He Chao pressed Wanda into Wanda’s hands again. “Why don’t you…bring up your emotions in the afternoon?”

Why did Xie Yu think He Chao looked like he was deceiving people?

But Wanda was really fooled: “Okay, then I’ll try again in the afternoon.”

The exam lasted for two full days. When the last subject was finished, I felt nothing but tired.In order to relax everyone, Liu Cunhao found a comedy movie on the computer. Almost halfway through the movie, the class was silent. Then the monitor asked anxiously: “Why don’t you laugh? Isn’t it funny? Please be happy.”

Wanda said expressionlessly: “Turn it off, I really can’t laugh. By the way, Master Linghui is now one of the people I hate the most.”

“My life is at stake,” Luo Wenqiang lay on the table, “I need to quietly think about my survival for a while.”

Only He Chao was very considerate and had a great attitude: “This movie is quite good, don’t you guys want to watch it?”

Xie Yu went out and answered the phone.

Last night, Lei’s mother asked him when he would finish the exam. As soon as he finished the exam, Zhou Dalei called.

Zhou Dalei squatted in an alley, put out his cigarette when he answered the phone, and then changed his hand to hold the phone: “Thank you, boss, have you finished the exam?”

“Yeah.”

“Are you looking for time to get together? Aunt Mei learned how to cook a few days ago and has been talking for a long time about cooking for you when you come…” Halfway through his words, Da Lei turned to the unknown person next to him and said “tsk”, “Little brat, you are still trying to cross me, hold me down, I can’t kill you today, I write the word “Lei Zai” upside down.”

Hearing what he said didn’t sound right, Xie Yu asked, “What’s the situation over there?”

“It’s nothing,” Zhou Dalei walked out of the alley for a while, and the noise gradually faded away, “He who steals things, damn, dare to steal here, let him know the power of the unity of the people of Heishui Street…”

Xie Yu understood: “Take it easy.”

As Zhou Dalei walked, he didn’t know what he was thinking of, but he was happy again: “Boss Xie, do you still remember that – the little thief Wang Ma screamed at us in the middle of the night and asked us to catch. It was really thrilling that night when I went there. It scared me and I thought something had happened.”

Xie Yu leaned against the wall and looked across the classroom, as if he had returned to the familiar small street that always failed to rank in every street and community environment competition.

A bit dazed.

Several years ago, Wang Ma’s house was robbed in the middle of the night.

The thief didn’t climb in through the window. He looked at Wang Ma for a long time. He didn’t expect that a middle-aged aunt could be so fierce. She just threw pots and pans at her. She also shouted at the top of her voice to wake up the people in the whole street: “Catch the thief——”

The little thief didn’t even expect that he couldn’t escape. As soon as he jumped down the water pipe, before he could stand firmly on the ground, a slipper hit him in the face.

Lei’s mother was wearing pajamas, took off the slipper on her other foot, and shouted from the balcony: “Here! I saw he! If you dare to run away, I’ll beat you to death.”

All night long there was a lot of excitement.

He chased the thief through three streets.

Xie Yuhe and a few other brats were also mixed in with the large army, running around.

That summer, even the wind blowing at night was hot.

Before being sent to the police station, the thief was cornered by them, crying and begging for mercy: “I will never come to your place again…”

“Why are you stealing something?” Aunt Mei stood in front and rolled up her sleeves. “Raise your head and let’s talk. Don’t be afraid. I won’t really beat you to death. I’ll leave you half alive to talk to you.”

Ms. Gu has never been able to integrate into this street. The education and etiquette she has received over the years have all told her that she should not hit people casually. If the thief is caught, he can be sent to the police station. There is no need to use force.

Finally, Ms. Gu carried him home by his ears: “Why are you joining in the fun——”

Xie Yu came to his senses and said, “Just this weekend, I’ll be fine on the weekend anyway.”

“Okay.” Zhou Dalei responded readily.

The two chatted for a few more words.

Xie Yu was standing at the corner of the stairs. He Chao slipped out of the class at some point. When no one saw him, he hugged Xie Yu’s waist from behind, leaned over and asked, “What are you doing?”

Zhou Dalei was about to hang up the phone when he suddenly heard this sentence on the other end of the phone.

The man’s voice was lowered and he was very close. It was as if he was speaking right next to Boss Xie’s ear. The ending sound was slightly raised and forced… which sounded a bit ambiguous to he.

Still a little familiar.

Zhou Dalei’s tiger body trembled: “Who is it? The voice sounds very inappropriate!”

Xie Yu said: “You heard this too.”

He Chao, who was inexplicably labeled as immoral, said: “Huh?”

“Oh… you’re the one, I remember you, we met in the bureau.” Xie Yu gave a brief reminder. He Chao had a good memory and had not forgotten the experience of squatting in the bureau with his head in his hands while writing self-reviews during the summer vacation. He Chao felt the need to please his boyfriend because of his hair loss. Finally, he racked his brains and praised, “Friend, you did a good job in writing self-reviews and have great literary talent.”

Xie Yu: “…”

The cigarette he just lit in Zhou Dalei’s mouth almost fell: “…”

“Who is this person!” After Zhou Dalei asked, he thought about the three words ‘in the bureau’ again, and because this person was so naughty, he remembered, “Is it that handsome guy wearing a mask?”

He Chao came closer, and Zhou Dalei spoke loudly and responded shamelessly: “It’s me, I’m the most handsome one in the bureau.”

He Chao is a familiar person, and we can chat with him regardless of whether we know him or not. Xie Yu couldn’t bear to listen: “You are still shameless.”

Zhou Dalei really wanted to continue chatting with this brother: “Hey – Boss Xie, what a coincidence, you are from the same school? Friends?”

Xie Yu paused and said, “Yes, friend.”

Still a boyfriend.

Zhou Dalei didn’t think about that, and Xie Yu didn’t say anything.

Although he was secretive in school, Xie Yu had no intention of being secretive about this relationship. If Da Lei really asked one day, he would probably admit it directly: Boyfriend, are you surprised?

After Xie Yu hung up the phone, He Chao asked, “Are you going back on the weekend?”

“Well,” Xie Yu said, “Go to my godmother’s place.”

He Chao thought for a while: “That godmother who is a local snake on the road?”

Xie Yu didn’t expect to casually say congratulations to Chao Ji. Up to now, although Aunt Mei has a bit of a bad temper and gives people the feeling of a social sister, after all, she is also a serious business person.

It happened that the school bell rang, and everyone was packing up their things and heading out one after another. Even before the results came out, some were already happy and some were worried.Liu Cunhao stood at the door of the class. He saw them from a distance and waved to them: “Let’s go——”

He Chao still put an arm on Xie Yu’s shoulder, maintaining this posture, and waved to Liu Cunhao: “Bye.”

Liu Cunhao looked at this scene and was not surprised. These two people openly held hands in class and owned a Xipi Building in the school post bar.

Xie Yu went back to the dormitory to pack his things, and He Chao followed him every step of the way.

He took some clothes and turned around to get the charging cable for his mobile phone. He turned around and bumped into He Chao: “Can you find a place to sit quietly for a while?”

He Chao said: “I can’t be quiet. I think we won’t be able to see each other for the next two days – two days, 48 hours, 2880 minutes, 172800 seconds…”

Xie Yu only focused on forcing He onto the bed, but didn’t notice anything was wrong, and didn’t pay attention to He Chao’s mental arithmetic speed.

“Sit down.” After Xie Yu pushed the person down, he suppressed his temper, touched He Chao’s head, and negotiated in a bad tone, “If you continue to follow me around, I will beat you.”

He Chao: “…”

Xie Yu did not go directly to Heishui Street, but went back to Zhong’s house first.

Ms. Gu was still cooking without taking off her apron. She came over to open the door: “You’re back? Why didn’t you tell me in advance?”

Gu Xuelan asked a series of questions, such as how the food in school was, whether she had lost weight, and how she did in the midterm exam.

Xie Yu took an apple from the fruit plate, leaned against the kitchen door and said, “It’s not bad.”

This ‘okay’ is ambiguous, and I don’t know what it means.

“What’s okay,” Gu Xuelan said, “Are you coming second to last in the exam this time?”

Xie Yu didn’t say anything, and Gu Xuelan didn’t dwell on this topic. They started to talk about the top grader out of nowhere: “Your deskmate, which kid will take the top grade?”

After Gu Xuelan finished speaking, she said “ouch” again.

Xie Yu actually felt that his mood was similar to Ms. Gu’s sometimes.

Ms. Gu, who originally planned to cook two dishes, cooked a few more dishes and worked in the kitchen for a while.

Xie Yu was sitting on the sofa waiting for the meal to be served. He couldn’t help it. He lowered his head and typed word by word in the browser of his mobile phone: What should I do if my boyfriend doesn’t like studying.