[R18] Pretending to be a scumbag – “Pretending to Be a Scumbag” Chapter 53 [English]

Chapter 53

Xie Yu has lived for so many years and never realized that he still has the potential of such an innocent boy. In the past, Zhou Dalei and others secretly rented discs, those kind of colorful action movies, hiding from Ms. Gu and Lei’s mother and father, and locked the door secretly, not daring to show their anger.

Da Lei, who was still ignorant at his age, blushed and his heart skipped a beat, unable to take his eyes away. Xie Yu just looked at it twice, and then continued to play the red and white machine on another old-fashioned TV nearby.

What did Dalei say at that time? He said: “Thank you, boss… you must be frigid.”

“What’s so strange?” Xie Yu was unmoved, “Isn’t it just mating?”

Zhou Dalei: “…”

Damei: “…”

And now… isn’t it just about falling in love?

Isn’t it just drinking the same bottle of water?

Why do I feel like my heart rate is a little fast?

With a clear whistle, the physical education class is coming to an end.

The physical education teacher walked out of the gym and waved to Luo Wenqiang. Liu Cunhao held the ball in his hand. Taking advantage of the last few seconds, he raced against time to get his kicks again. He jumped up and threw the ball, hitting the basket.

“get out of class is over, let’s disperse,” the physical education teacher warned. “The sports committee will collect the equipment.”

The sports committee for the whole class was responsible for the sports equipment. Luo Wenqiang couldn’t handle it alone. He Chao jumped down from the edge of the flower bed and went to help: “I’ll get the racket. Lao Xie, can you help me?”

Xie Yu shared half of the racket, and the others walked to the equipment room together. Liu Cunhao still held a basketball in his hand, holding it in his palm with a few fingers and wandering around: “Hey, do you think the basketball game will be canceled this year?”

“It’s all the fault of those two classes last year. They were mentally retarded. They were fighting. What’s there to fight for?”

“I was there, and the scene was really exciting. In the end, the ball was thrown directly. The two teams fought each other, and the referee was dumbfounded.”

The equipment room is quite large, divided by type. Badminton rackets are on the innermost row of shelves. He Chao raised his hand and stuffed the rackets in, then turned sideways to make room for Xie Yu: “I was there in the basketball game last year.”

Xie Yu said: “Oh, no wonder your class didn’t advance to the finals.”

“…”

“The boys in the second class played too dirty and boring. We retired in the first round.” He Chao began to reflect on how he had become a laggard. “It’s not because of lack of ability.”

“Yes, yes, you are strong,” Xie Yu said after putting the racket back, arranging it neatly with a bit of obsessive-compulsive disorder, “Exceptionally strong.”

The distance between the shelves was very small, and it was a bit difficult to accommodate two people. He Zhao didn’t know when he leaned across from him. When Xie Yu finished tidying up and turned around, he almost leaned in his arms.

He Chao laughed: “Kid, are you throwing yourself into my arms?”

“Tou Mao,” Xie Yu said, “A good dog doesn’t block the way, give way?”

He Chao put his hands on He’s waist, gently pinched He’s waist through the fabric, and led He to the corner.The two of them are not small, but fortunately the corner is secret enough. Luo Wenqiang and the others are still chatting in the area where the basketball is placed, so they can’t notice them at all.

It was precisely because of this secret that the idea of ​​having a bottle of water on the court just now came up again.

“I’m not a dog,” He Chao said, “I won’t let you.”

The atmosphere was just right and the location was chosen well. Xie Yu slowly closed his eyes, then opened them again. Seeing He Chao’s face getting closer and closer, he slapped He Chao’s head directly: “Idiot, monitor.”

He Chao: “…”

The equipment room is monitored, and there are more than one.Because it cannot be managed, most of the time it all depends on the students’ initiative. Borrowing and returning sports equipment in each class requires the sports committee to register on the form.

Looking from the direction of Xie Yu, there is one directly facing them.

He Chao felt really worried.

Luo Wenqiang filled out the form and touched it: “Brother Chao, are you okay?”

In addition to Luo Wenqiang’s loud voice, Xie Yu also heard He Chao scolding in a low voice, which roughly meant to say fuck him about premature love, the kind of love that I have always talked about.

He Chao was cursing, and when he saw that the sports committee was about to come over, he was about to let go of his hand, but Xie Yu suddenly came up and kissed He Chao at the base of his ear.

Warm and still soft.

From the monitoring point of view, this action looks like one person talking in another person’s ear, and it is impossible to tell what they are doing.

The words “he damn” stuck in He Chao’s mouth, and he couldn’t stop for a long time.

Xie Yu stepped back again, leaned back, and squinted at he.

Luo Wenqiang walked to the shelf and didn’t notice anything was wrong at all: “Have you finished putting away the rackets? Let’s go back to the classroom together? The mice are waiting outside.”

It wasn’t until Xie Yu kicked He Chao that He Chao reacted: “Ah, go back to the classroom, let’s go… then let’s go?”

The midterm exam is approaching. Classes 3 and 3 of high school are much quieter and there is no more quarreling between classes. Everyone is cramming and pointing to the unexpected good results they achieved through the sudden review in the past few days.

There was an endless stream of people in front of Mr. Xue’s seat, asking questions one after another, so that Mr.

Wanda was at the back, and it was estimated that he wouldn’t be able to get a seat during this break, so he found an empty seat in front of Xie Yu and sighed: “You two actually have the leisure to play games.”

Regarding the unprecedented tense atmosphere in Class 3, Xie Yu seemed very calm: “Reviewing something is not as good as burning incense and worshiping Buddha.”

He Chao was even calmer: “I bought a few couplets online a few days ago that must pass the exam. I should receive the goods before the midterm exam. The master has approved them. Will I give you two by then?”

Wanda: “…”

These two people are not human at all.

God’s mother also gave me the light.

Wanda thought this in her heart, but she was very honest: “Well, then give me two.”

The couplets He Chao bought arrived the day before. They came in a bag of ten, with a bright red background and bold gold characters. They looked a bit luxurious. Four small characters were printed in the bottom corner, Master Linghui.

Class three students were all amazed and felt that their imaginations were not rich enough to be able to perform such operations.

It rained all day the day before the midterm exam, and the road was still wet until the morning.

There was no extra time for them to prepare. After staying up all night, I didn’t even get some dark circles under my eyes to prove my hard work these days, and the exam came.

“Students, the weather is getting colder. Remember to put on some clothes and welcome today’s exam with a warm mood.” Mad Dog expressed his care to the candidates on the radio every day. “As the saying goes, you can train for a thousand days and use your troops for a while. Don’t leave any regrets for yourself. Come on, candidates!”

There were still ten minutes to change the examination room. Tang Sen posted a seating chart on the podium. After changing their seats, other students raced against time to memorize poems and formulas. When the bell rang for changing the examination room, everyone took their stationery and walked to the corresponding examination room.

Xie Yu and He Chao were still in the last examination room, which had the same configuration as the last monthly examination.

Basically, the people in the gathering place for poor students have not changed much. At most, their positions have changed.

Even if he cheated in the last exam, the answer he copied was from the same exam room, and his score was not much higher, just the same. Just moving up a few places from the bottom is worthy of celebration.

Xie Yu sat down in his seat, and He Chao sat behind him, the two of them next to each other: “Lao Xie, I feel that I am in good condition today, and I feel that I can score high in the exam.”

“Then just feel it,” Xie Yu said, “You can only live in your feelings.”

He Chao: “Second, do you have a sense of superiority?”

Xie Yu: “I’m better than you anyway.”

He Chao raised his hand and patted the top of Xie Yu’s hair.

After a while, He Chao asked again: “What do you want to eat after the exam?”

“You can eat whatever you want, don’t call him Shen Jie,” Xie Yu said casually while playing with his pen while having nothing to do, “Every time he comes, I have to fight him.”

He Chao thought of those two dinner appointments and didn’t know how to reflect on himself and his children. He also felt that Shen Jie was the one with the problem: “Okay, without using “he”.”

Midterm exams are much more important than monthly exams, and are directly related to life safety. After the scores are out, there will be a parent-teacher meeting waiting for them, so this time the people in the gathering place for poor students are no longer satisfied with copying each other, and have developed a new idea: “Well, sell the answers. Save yourself a beating, does anyone need it?”

Others swarmed over: “What’s the answer? How to sell it?”

“Two hundred copies, sent to your mobile phone, shipped quickly.”

“…Two hundred, are you taking advantage of the situation?”

The person selling the answers said, “I’m just taking advantage of the situation.”

The people in the area where poor students gathered were decent, but they thought it was expensive, so no one bought it.

“The first test subject is Chinese. Neat handwriting and standardized answers are required. The test time is one hundred and twenty minutes.”

The invigilators are Lao Tang, our class teacher, and the history teacher next door. If it weren’t for Lao Tang, no one would be willing to seriously invigilate our exam room.

In the words of his teacher: Even if you let them copy, they will just copy it over and over again.

“Check the topic carefully, especially the essay, don’t go off topic,” Tang Sen stared at He Chao when he said this. He was really a little worried. He didn’t ask for anything else. At least he did these two things. “And that word, if you can’t understand it, I can’t give you points.”

After getting the test paper, Xie Yu first looked at the essay questions. While thinking about how to go off topic, he was also thinking about how a certain idiot would escape.

The zero-point back story from last time is still being circulated among the grade groups.

The test papers of No. 2 Middle School were not as difficult as those of other He schools, and the questions were relatively conservative and quite satisfactory.After Xie Yu finished answering the questions, he estimated it at fifty or sixty, and planned to lie down and take a nap.

As soon as he lay down, he heard He Chao yell “he”.

He Chao shouted twice in a suppressed voice, and then tapped the bottom of the table with his fingertips: “Lao Xie.”

Outside the window, it started to rain again, hitting the windows, and the wind blew in through the cracks in the windows, which was a bit cool.

Xie Yu recalled the last monthly exam, stretched out his hand and asked: “Are you passing on the answers again?”

He Chao said nothing.

But Xie Yu’s hand stretched out under the table was held by He Chao without groping in the air for a few times.He first grabbed Xie Yu’s fingertips, then moved up and held his hand.