[R18] Pretending to be a scumbag – “Pretending to Be a Scumbag” Chapter 49 [English]

Chapter 49

Xie Yu often calls him “idiot”, “brainless”, and all kinds of offensive words. The only thing he can call “he” is “brother”, but it doesn’t sound like a good word.

So when Xie Yu said “Brother Chao”, his tone was flat and there was no ups and downs, but He Chao was stunned for a while.

My hands could hardly hold the chopsticks.

By the time he reacted, Luo Wenqiang had already grabbed the last piece of corn.

Luo Wenqiang had one foot on the chair. He was extremely bold and heroic. He tried his best to eat. He simply gave up his chopsticks and started directly: “Hahahahaha, brother Chao, give in!”

Xu Qingqing said: “Sports Committee, I really didn’t expect you to be this kind of person.”

Liu Cunhao also shook his head: “I didn’t expect that… you would do anything to eat. Tell me, did you really miss only dinner last night? I’m afraid you didn’t eat all day yesterday.”

Luo Wenqiang bit into the fried corn and defended himself: “No, it’s not that, I just have a big appetite.”

He Chao cleared his throat and was about to think about why he called me brother.

Then I heard Xie Yu say: “I don’t like eating fried corn.”

“It just so happens that I didn’t get it either,” He Chao said, “Then which one do you want to eat?”

Xie Yu pointed to the steaming pot of three delicacies soup opposite.

The dinner table was already in a mess. There were even a few shrimps piled on a plate of green vegetables, and a small piece of spareribs that flew out of the dish.

He Chao stared at the mess and said to himself, let alone a bowl of soup, I can do whatever I want!

He Chao stretched out his hand to turn the dinner plate. After half a turn, an idea suddenly came to his mind. He stopped his hand and said casually: “Want to eat? Just scream again if you want to eat.”

After He Chao finished speaking, he felt that this little bastard must not be so good.Maybe they would kick him directly, or if they got angry, they could roll up their sleeves and give him three words very coldly: “Get out.”

But the little bastard shouted again without any burden: “Brother Chao.”

“…”

He Chao noticed that his throat tightened.

Almost everyone I know calls him Brother Chao.

But when these two words came out of Xie Yu’s mouth, they were different from others.

When he screamed, his heart dropped.

He’s mind was in a mess, and in the end, thousands of words came together into one sentence: Damn, this is too foul.

Xie Yu’s mind was also confused.

He stared at the bowl of soup for a long time, and finally stirred it with a spoon.

In fact, there is no one who doesn’t like eating fried corn, and I don’t really want to drink three fresh soup.

Then…what do you want to do?

Is it simply that I don’t know which nerve has been touched, and I want to call him?

“Would you like some more wine?” Liu Cunhao asked.

Luo Wenqiang said while eating the food: “Up, up, up! The bit just now is not enough to fill the gap between teeth.”

This group of people rarely come out, no one is supervising them, they all act like little adults, ordering food and drinks.Especially when it comes to drinking, there is something inexplicable about it. It seems that as soon as I drink, all the usual rules and regulations suddenly disappear.

He Chao and Liu Cunhao blew a few bottles just now.

Xie Yu also drank a little, but he didn’t dare to drink too much. He seemed to be a little drunk.

The service at the hotel Liu Cunhao booked was very attentive. When the birthday cake was brought up, the lights in the private room were automatically turned off. Xie Yu was still drinking soup when suddenly the surroundings darkened.

Someone shouted: “There’s a power outage?”

The next second, the private room door was pushed open by the waiter. On the dining cart was a large cake with seventeen candles. The candles gave off a faint light and swayed with the wind as the dining cart moved forward.

I don’t know who started singing happy birthday first, and then everyone started singing in unison: “Happy birthday to you~”

Xie Yu also sang a few lines, but his voice was muffled by Wanda and others. He Chao was so close that he could faintly hear a few syllables.

It sounds pretty good.

After singing, everyone clapped and shouted: “Make a wish! Blow out the candles!”

Liu Cunhao closed his eyes and made a wish, then blew out the candles. Before he could finish the blowing, others joined in the fun and helped blow together. After blowing, Luo Wenqiang said happily: “Cut the cake!”

Liu Cunhao smiled and said: “Your mother is not full yet? She only knows how to eat. How do you usually spend your time in the school cafeteria?”

“Let’s just make do with it,” Luo Wenqiang said, “…what else can I do if I get two meals a day.”

Everyone laughed and made a fuss, and then everyone got a piece of chocolate cake.

Wanda secretly grabbed some cream from the remaining half of the cake in the dining car, walked around behind Liu Cunhao, waved the cream in her hand, and winked at them.

Everyone understands it.

Liu Cunhao was opening a gift. It was obviously asked by him shamelessly, but he still showed an unknowing surprise when he opened it: “Wow, my God, isn’t this the gift I’ve always wanted! My dear Da, you really know me so well…”

Before he finished speaking, he, my dear, directly applied cream on his face.

Wanda took the lead.

The cake-wiping game team got bigger and bigger, and finally a group of people were chasing each other in the private room.

Before Xie Yu had eaten a few bites of the cake, He Chao withdrew from the melee. Not having enough fun, he saw the child sitting alone. He walked over and patted Xie Yu on the shoulder. When Xie Yu looked back at him, he smeared the cream on his face.

Xie Yu: “…”

“Lao Xie, you can’t avoid it,” He Chao said, “You still have to apply the cream that needs to be applied.”

Then Liu Cunhao and the others watched as the two bosses of his class, who were extremely powerful in fighting, started to fight again.

But this time it’s the cream fight.

Xie Yu held a large handful of cream in his hand and greeted He Chao: “Are you having fun? Are you happy?”

Although Xu Qingqing was respectfully called Brother Qing, she was a girl after all. She was basically the only one who wiped others’ faces. When she got tired, she stopped to rest for a while. Then she took out her mobile phone and took a photo with a smile: “Hey – should we take a photo together? I’ll count to three, two, and everyone calls me eggplant.”

He Chao has a natural desire to express himself in front of the camera. Even if his face and hair are smeared all over, he still hooks his arm around Xie Yu’s neck and wants to strike a pose: “Eggplant! Lao Xie, look at the camera.”

Xie Yu obviously didn’t want to cooperate: “What a fart.”

Xu Qingqing didn’t care whether they were ready or not. Anyway, she was ready and pressed the shutter with a “squeak” sound.

The monitor’s seventeenth birthday.

Everyone’s face was wiped out, especially Liu Cunhao himself, with only two eyes left exposed.

There are also two boys in the last row, one black and one white.

Xu Qingqing suddenly thought, this is great.

I have read so many youth books, although my daily life is not very exciting. It is an ordinary day, worrying about exams every day, writing homework with a light on at night… but it is really good.

After eating and destroying the cake, Xie Yu took out a few napkins to wipe his face, but found that they were sticky and could not be wiped clean.

He Chao suggested going to the bathroom to wash up. Fearing that the bathroom would be overcrowded later, the two of them slipped out of the back door.

“You are too cruel,” He Chao put his head directly under the faucet and said while washing, “Where else can I find it?”

Xie Yu washed quickly and got some on his cheeks and nose. After washing, he started to wash his hands carefully, looked sideways and said, “The back of the neck.”

He Chao lowered his head and touched it with his backhand: “Here?”

“No,” Xie Yu said, “Go lower.”

He Chao touched it for a long time but couldn’t find it. He was a little tired from bending over. He put his hand on the edge of the pool and said casually: “Are you kidding me?”

Xie Yu stretched out his hand – his hand was still wet with water, and he put it coldly on He Chao’s neck: “Here.”

He Chao: “…”

Liu Cunhao used paper towels to wipe it for a long time and found that it couldn’t be wiped clean, and the back feet came over.

Seeing He Chao and Xie Yu in the bathroom, and both of them looked strange, I couldn’t help but curiously asked: “What are you two doing?”

Xie Yu didn’t say anything, gave up his seat and walked out of the bathroom.

He Chao blinked, with water dripping from his hair hanging on his eyelashes, and raised his hand to wipe his face: “It’s nothing, um… it’s done, you can wash it.”

Liu Cunhao didn’t have time to think too much, because Wanda and Luo Wenqiang had already rushed over to seize the two empty seats. He said sadly: “You two, can you take care of me, the birthday girl?”

Luo Wenqiang shook his head, mouthing hey hey hey, and put his head into the pool, but it was perfectly away from the water flow.

Wanda was not much better. He started to twist his waist in front of the mirror: “Music, music.”

Liu Cunhao realized something was wrong: “You don’t know how, are you drunk?”

We originally agreed to sing karaoke, but in the end we had to give up because there were a few drunkards in the team.

“Mouse, you and Ding Ding carry the sports committee back,” He Chao said while supporting Wanda, “Lao Xie and I are responsible for this, and we will take him directly back to school.”

Wanda’s steps were frivolous. When she heard the words “go back to school”, she used her last sense to bid farewell to the monitor: “Mouse, mouse, happy birthday.”

Liu Cunhao supported Luo Wenqiang with some difficulty: “I thank you, so let’s leave it like that… I’ll go, why are these two people so drunk?”

“It’s okay if you don’t drink enough,” Xie Yu said, “It’s quite exciting to howl at the dinner table that you won’t be drunk after a thousand cups.”

He Chao also said: “These two people have no idea of their true strength.”

The wine is still being ordered bottle after bottle.

It’s nothing to moan about this little bit of wine, I don’t feel anything at all, I must be the legendary person who can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk!Come!Go ahead!

We took a taxi, but fortunately Wanda’s wine wasn’t that bad, and she didn’t make any more noise about dancing, so she fell asleep after getting in the car.

“Master, go to Liyang No. 2 Middle School.”

“No. 2 Middle School, good luck.” The driver looked at the route and concentrated on driving.

The entire journey was silent.

He Chao’s drinking capacity was okay, but he drank a little too much today when he was drinking with Liu Cunhao. Now that he calmed down, he felt a little warm all over.

My stomach is burning too.

He wanted to open the window to get some air, but turned around and saw that the child next to him was also asleep.

Xie Yu’s hand was right next to he’s – the hand that was wet with water and touched his neck just now.It was also the first day of registration for new students. He grabbed the hand that asked about “black nail polish”.

The scenery whizzes by outside the window.

He Chao felt that the emotions he had been suppressing all day suddenly burst out because of these seemingly insignificant details.

Just like Shen Jie said, it’s going to explode.

Xie Yu just had a headache, and it became even more uncomfortable after the bumpy ride in the car. He closed his eyes and tried to calm down, and his mind was very clear.But slowly, his hand was suddenly grabbed by someone.

But this time it was different, their fingers were intertwined.

The boy’s fingers were hard and a bit irritating. He Chao held them carefully, as if he didn’t want to disturb him, but he couldn’t help but use force.There was also an astonishingly hot temperature on his hands, which even passed through his heartbeat bit by bit.

Xie Yu felt like he was burning up too.