[R18] Pretending to be a scumbag – “Pretending to Be a Scumbag” Chapter 47 [English]

Chapter 47

“Do you have any friends who can help protect our safety?” Wanda hinted crazily, “Brother Yu, are you busy?”

Xie Yu said: “I’m not a friend, I’m busy.”

Wanda: “…”

Cold, as cold as ever.

Wanda watched Xie Yu say goodbye, then got up and found an empty seat by the window to sit down, unable to figure out what this cold boss meant.

Are you willing to stare, or are you unwilling?

He Chao smiled and said, “You guys go ahead and fight, he will help watch.”

Wanda was simply shocked and said in disbelief: “How do you know? Where did you see it?”

Xie Yu is a lonely and arrogant person, extremely unsociable and has a bad temper.

Just three words “Don’t mess with me” were carved on his face.

When the east and west floors were divided, Xie Yu, the boss of the west building, scared off countless people just by the rumor of black nail polish. He sounded like a gloomy pervert.

He Chao did not answer Wanda’s question.

He rolled in from outside the window, put his feet on the chair, and thought to himself, I just know.

Xie Yu was still playing with his mobile phone. He looked up from time to time and looked outside. When he didn’t find anything unusual, he lowered his head again.

He Chao sat down on the desk in front of Xie Yu, with his back to the blackboard, looking at the people playing Landlord, and then looking up at the latest issue of the blackboard newspaper of Class 3 – My Dream.

The blackboard report in class three was particularly perfunctory. Looking at the whole class, there were no more than 30 people in the class, but none of them could draw.It’s not going to be selected anyway, so let’s not waste time on it.

The idea is quite novel. Let each student write a wish on paper, stick it on with tape, and finally form a crooked love heart.

It was just such a thing. Tang Sen regarded it as a treasure and took several photos repeatedly with his camera.

He Chao retracted his eyes, and his eyes fell on the person in front of him again.

The boss of the West Building is wearing a school uniform. The weather has turned cold recently, so he is probably afraid of the cold. He wears a coat over his school uniform. His hands are half retracted in the sleeves, with half of his fingertips exposed, and he is focusing on clicking on the screen of his mobile phone.

Xie Yu sometimes always makes small gestures that make people feel particularly soft, such as when he wakes up from studying in the morning, opens his eyes hazily and looks at people, and says it’s none of my business, but after a while, he hands him a question mark.

Or maybe now, the slender white fingers are curled up, and the little finger is gently hooked on the edge of the cuff.

He Chao knocked on the table: “Kid, what dream did you write?”

Xie Yu paused with his fingertips and was still chatting with Aunt Mei. He asked Aunt Mei whether the volume of goods shipped from Guangmao was large recently. Don’t be reluctant to spend that little money. If you don’t have enough people, just hire a few more. The topic suddenly changed and he didn’t react: “Huh?”

Then he followed He Chao’s gaze and looked back and saw the wall poster.

That piece of paper was written blindly. It would be too pretentious to make it public by filling out the dream in this loving letter.Moreover, for high school sophomore students, the whole world revolves around the word “college entrance examination”. When Wandahe got the note, they all laughed and didn’t take it seriously: “Dream! Fudan is my dream!”

“Forget it about Fudan, you can have Fudan milk tea.” Liu Cunhao mocked he. After mocking him, he began to think, “Me, I want to save the world.”

Wanda patted the monitor’s head: “You’d better drink Fudan milk tea with me, don’t think about it.”

When I was growing up, I still didn’t have a clear definition of myself, and dreams were a bit far away.

He Chao was still asking.

Xie Yu forgot about it after writing it. After thinking about it carefully, he remembered: “Get rich.”

He Chao thought that his writing about world peace was perfunctory enough, but he didn’t expect that there was still a talented person sitting here: “Get rich?”

Xie Yu said: “…Do you have any objections?”

“No objection, this dream is quite good,” He Chao said, remembering that he still had a personal photo that he had not signed for, so he knocked on the table and asked, “Where is my handsome photo.”

“Are you bothered by what cool photos you have?”

“I worked so hard to pose, but you didn’t take the photo?”

pose.

Mentioning these three words, Xie Yu seemed to go back to that embarrassing and embarrassing moment: “You still have the nerve to say it?”

“Why am I so embarrassed?” He Chao said, “You couldn’t help but want to take a picture of me.”

Xie Yuxin said, “Fuck you, you can’t help it.”

What a shame.

Xie Yu posted that photo on Moments. He Chaofei wanted to see it, so Xie Yu found it and handed it to him.

He Chao took a look and found that the photo was OK: “The technique is good, but of course the main reason is that I am more photogenic…” He Chao was halfway through his words when he accidentally scrolled to the comments below, and found that Xie Yu, who usually stayed alone and kept quiet, actually had more than fifty comments on the photo.

Looking at the names, there are seven aunts and eight great-grandmothers. There is even a note of [Breakfast Shop on the next street – Wang Ma].

Aunt Mei: Son, who is this guy in the middle? He is quite handsome.

XY replied to Aunt Mei: She is an idiot.

Dalei: Come on, why does this guy look so familiar?!

XY replied to Da Lei: public face.

…

He Chao looked around and found that this friend was quite happy to hurt him: “Ignoring the public face, are you telling your mother that I am a fool?”

Xie Yu obviously forgot about the comment and said without changing his face: “That’s my godmother.”

Xie Yu rarely mentioned his family affairs, but now a godmother suddenly appeared. These more than 50 comments showed that children’s interpersonal network is quite unusual. He Chao asked again: “Do you still have a godmother?”

Xie Yu gave a brief introduction: “My godmother is a local snake and a gangster.”

He Chao pointed to the one named Da Lei again: “Where is this one?”

Xie Yu said: “You have seen this before in the bureau.”

In the end, it was really annoying. Xie Yu didn’t know how to explain his relationship with the breakfast shop next door, so he just said a few perfunctory words, “You are handsome, but you are not a popular face.”

Before He Chao returned the phone to Xie Yu, he quickly added his WeChat ID: “I asked you why you haven’t even activated Penguin Space. Add a friend?”

Xie Yu said: “You’ve already added me, so why are you asking me?”

He Chao: “Look polite.”

Aunt Mei and the others use WeChat, and he and Dalei are used to it as well.

Anyway, he didn’t have many classmates to contact. When he was a freshman in high school, he was the kind of person who lost contact completely after leaving school. He was offline all year round and couldn’t receive notifications from teachers.

But now, it seems… something is different.

For example, a contact list with an increasing number of friends.

For another example, Xie Yu never thought that one day he would sit at the window and guard his classmates, just to let them play Landlords in peace and contentment.

Mom, my temper seems to have improved?Xie Yu thought to himself.

Wanda’s evaluation of herself is not exaggerated at all. Not only is her luck bad, but her poker skills are also bad.

“I appreciate a rookie like you,” Xu Qingqing said with satisfaction after winning all the money back in a short time, “Our friendship can last a lifetime.”

Wanda didn’t care that she lost so miserably, and replied: “My pleasure, Ms. Xu.”

He Chao leaned against the window and sat on the desk, helping to stare for a while: “How long are you going to fight?”

“Brother Chao, the last one, right now,” Wanda was very excited. He glanced at the bad cards in his hand, “I’m going to lose right now.”

He Chao clicked his tongue: “Are you quite happy?”

Xie Yu said casually: “Losing everything is also a skill.”

“Yes,” Wanda nodded, “That’s the feeling. I feel like I am quite talented.”

After staring for a long time, the mad dog did not appear. However, Shen Jie was left by the teacher to lecture him. He has been lectured since the school bell rang until now. He finally came out of the teacher’s office and stopped for a while when passing by Class 3: “What are you doing?”

Shen Jie stood at the window and looked in. When he heard Xu Qingqing yelling “four with three” passionately, he was simply shocked by the talent of Class 3 classmates: “Shall I go to the chess and card room?”

“What are you doing,” He Chao asked, “aren’t you going back?”

Shen Jie said: “Isn’t there a math test this afternoon? I… had a little accident.”

Wanda had no cards in her hand and said distractedly: “I know, he was caught cheating on the math test this afternoon.”

Shen Jie originally planned to drop the topic like this, but Wanda directly pointed it out and said helplessly: “How come you know everything?”

Wanda said rather shamelessly: “There is nothing in this world that I don’t know about.”

“Put me down, I can hear a feeling of superiority coming from the corner,” Shen Jie said before leaving, “By the way, Brother Chao, tell me that this afternoon, fall in love…”

Shen Jie still couldn’t let go of the love sentence that He Chao sent to him. He felt something was wrong no matter how much he thought about it. He happened to meet someone and wanted to ask him face to face. Who knew that before the word “love” was uttered, he saw him. Brother Chao froze. He didn’t know where it hit him. He almost jumped up and half of his body leaned out of the window: “Shut up, you.”

“No, let me ask you,” Shen Jie was confused, “What about…”

Xie Yu tilted his head, wondering what the two people were doing: “Talk?”

He Chao jumped out of the window. He looked very nervous. When he bent down and jumped down, his back was tensed. He immediately covered Shen Jie’s mouth and said, “Let’s talk. Talk to me, okay?”

Shen Jie wanted to say of course not, it was about falling in love, but all he could say was “Uh huh”.

Just like that, he was dragged away by He Chao.

Xie Yu: “…”

“Hey, you two, what are you doing?” Wanda’s bragging immediately broke down again, “I feel like something is wrong.”

Xu Qingqing said: “Jianghu Baguatong, just focus on losing your cards.”

He Chao didn’t know where to drag Shen Jie, and felt that there was no place to talk about this matter, so in the end he simply took him back to the dormitory.

Shen Jie sat on the chair and took a deep breath. Not only was He’s mouth covered all the way, He Chao used too much force and even covered both of He’s nostrils: “…Brother Chao, I almost suffocated to death, you know.”

Before he could recover, he heard He Chao say: “Well, secret love is okay, can you tell me about it?”

Shen Jie: “Huh? What’s there to say about secret love? It’s sour and swollen like a can of Fanta, or the kind that’s been shaken hard, puff puff puff, whoever pulls the easy-open can open at this time will blow his face.”

He Chao: “…”

This metaphor is quite vivid.

However, He Chao felt that his can of soda was a bit strong and he could explode it without anyone pulling it open.

Shen Jie walked out of the boys’ dormitory building and walked to the bus stop to wait for the bus. He was blown by the autumn wind and sneezed. He still didn’t understand what He Chao was doing. Instead, he wanted to drink.

Shen Jie thought about it and realized that when it came to falling in love, after knowing He Chao for so long, he had never been in love.

Obviously if this person wants to be single, it would be extremely easy.

That face alone looks like he has a lot of emotional experience, and he is commonly known as being so handsome that people don’t trust him.

But Brother Chao has been single for more than ten years based on his ability.

Shen Jie had personal experience of going out with He Chao. On the street, a shy girl mustered up the courage to come over and strike up a conversation. He Chao could say to her, “You’re a salesperson? I don’t buy anything.”

“God opens a door and always closes a window,” Shen Jie shook his head. The bus just happened to arrive. He took out his transportation card and said, “It’s no use being handsome.”