[R18] Pretending to be a scumbag – “Pretending to Be a Scumbag” Chapter 43 [English]
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Liu Cunhao happily submitted the manuscript, and when he ran back, he greeted He Chao across the runway: “Brother Chao, come on, we have prepared a surprise for you!”
Not many people signed up for long-distance running, only one or two in each class, and they were all forced to participate.No one wants to run so many laps, and even sprint for a short distance to look cool, but for 3,000 meters, what does it mean to be out of breath and live worse than death if you show it in public?
He Chao stood at the end of the team, the most eye-catching one in the crowd.
Hearing someone calling his name, He Chao turned around, then casually made a “no problem” gesture, and said in a loud voice: “Friend, can you tell me something?”
“It’s very mysterious,” Wanda shook her finger, “You will know when the time comes.”
Luo Wenqiang shouted: “Don’t forget, you are still carrying Brother Yu’s soul!”
He Chao stood there, watching several active and enthusiastic students from Class 3 walking back to the class seats. His eyes involuntarily moved away and fell on someone in the back row in the corner.
Xie Yu was browsing Moments with his head down.I clicked a few likes and was immediately screenshotted by Da Lei and sent it to the “Don’t hit, kill, kill” group chat with the text: Missing Person Hello @XY.
Only then did Xie Yu realize that he had not updated his status for a long time.
he has no habit of recording his life, but now there are various voices in his ears. Every class is cheering for the athletes, some are screaming, and some are comforting: “It’s okay, you are already great, the important thing is to participate…”
Xie Yu clicked on the camera, intending to take a photo to make up the number. When he raised the phone and was about to adjust the angle, he saw a handsome man named He Mingchao in the center of the camera: “…”
The handsome guy’s movements and expressions are quite exaggerated. Facing the camera, he holds his collar with his right hand and smiles from three corners of his mouth. He is clearly posing for the photo, looking confident and cool.
POSE is very skillful.
Xie Yu shook his fingers and almost turned off the camera.
Crazy.
This guy really has a lot of drama.
…who wants to take pictures of you?
Xie Yu resisted the idea of smashing the phone out, but after watching He Chao maintain this position for half a minute, his perseverance was amazing, and he finally pressed the shutter button.
For fear that He Chao would get addicted to taking pictures, he changed a few more poses and continued to show off. After Xie Yu finished taking pictures, he stuffed his phone into his pocket.
After a while, when He Chao was waiting in line on the runway, Xie Yucai took out his phone again and unlocked it. On the screen was the photo he had just taken.
Against the light, the characters are a bit dim, but the young man in the center of the picture is still very dazzling.
“Men’s 3,000 meters, prepare -”
With the sound of a gunshot, the clarion call for the three-kilometer long-distance race was sounded.
A dozen athletes pressed their toes against the white line and rushed out the moment the gun rang out.
“I’m not worried about other people, but there is a guy in the next class who has good endurance. He used to be a school team athlete. That’s the fifth one.” Luo Wenqiang looked around, a little worried, “…Brother Chao, why are you running so fast from the beginning? Control it.”
Wanda: “Sports Committee, let’s change our thinking, because he is strong.”
“You’re so strong,” Xie Yu finished editing the WeChat Moments, and when he heard Wanda’s words, he raised his head and said, “It’s just coquettish.”
Liu Cunhao applauded and said, “I can’t refute it.”
He Chao ran in front, half a circle ahead of the others. The whole school focused on him and followed him around the playground.
Several girls from the next class gathered together and kept talking: “Is it really only three thousand meters? I want to see more laps, it’s so handsome.”
Xie Yu leaned back and narrowed his eyes, feeling a little annoyed for some reason.
…what’s there to see?
“Come on, come on!” Luo Wenqiang moved a stool and sat behind Xie Yu. Every time he saw He Chao running over, he would lead the whole class in shouting slogans to cheer him up. He was so excited that he couldn’t help but leave the chair, half-squatting, and began to count down to three, two, one, “Be neat and shout out the style of our class!”
When He Chao came closer, Luo Wenqiang and the others took the lead in shouting: “Class Three is No. 1! Brother Chao is invincible!”
I shouted three times.
When He Chao passed the class, he slowed down and held on to the hem of his clothes. He felt his body was getting hot after running around four times. He took off his sweatshirt while running, and the girls in the stands around him started to “ah” again.
After He Chao took off his clothes, he shouted: “Lao Xie!”
Before Xie Yu could react, He Chao had already thrown the clothes towards him, as if passing a ball, and threw it right at Xie Yu’s feet. Then He Chao wiped his sweat with the thin bottoming shirt underneath and said, “Hold it for me.”
He Chao’s coat was still stained with his body temperature and smelled of washing powder.
Xie Yu took He Chao’s clothes, and when there was only one last lap left in the three-thousand-meter long-distance race, Class 3’s broadcast manuscript was finally selected, although it was probably because there was really no manuscript to read that he had to come up with this poor submission.
“Grade 2 and Class 3 submitted the manuscript. Victory belongs to Brother Chao and Class 3.”
The person who read the manuscript was a girl from the student union. She had a lively voice and her pronunciation was deliberately imitating a broadcaster’s voice. She paused at this point, and after a few seconds he hesitated and continued: “Thanks to other long-distance runners for their participation. It’s a pity, um, also very helpless…”
When the senior sister finished reading, the whole place was silent.
When He Chao heard “minor supporting role”, he stopped immediately, about 100 meters away from the finish line. He looked like a winner, and in line with the broadcast script of Class 3, he waved and apologized to the people on the field.
It seems that he wants to show off again.
Anyway, He Chao was half a lap ahead of the second place, so Liu Cunhao and the others cooperated with He Chao’s performance.
So the whole school watched helplessly as He Chao stopped before the finish line, resting his hands on his knees to catch his breath, and asked in a low voice: “Who is first?”
Class three students shouted: “—Congratulations!”
“Louder?”
“Congratulations!”
“…”
He Chao was clearly deeply involved in the drama, and by the way, all the second and third classes of high school were driven crazy. Their morale was unprecedentedly high, and their confidence was so high that they were almost blind.
Xie Yu didn’t have the nerve to look at it. He lowered his head and adjusted the light of the photo he just took.When he looked up again, he saw the long-distance runner from the next class who should not be underestimated. Taking advantage of the madness of this group of class three, he ran faster and faster, quietly passed a certain drama star, and rushed directly to the finish line: “…”
He didn’t get the first place in the third class of the second grade of high school, but he still became famous in one battle and was recorded in the history of Liyang No. 2 Middle School Sports Meeting with an unexpected embarrassment.
Xie Yu took a look at the distance between his seat and the class next door, and seriously considered whether he should move his seat to the class next door… He really couldn’t afford to lose that person.
The head teacher of Class Three was quite open-minded. Tang Sen smiled the whole time and said, “Interesting, young man. Interesting.”
The people who had cooperated best just now were all sitting in their seats, bending over and burying their faces in their knees, trying to hide their faces.
“What’s so interesting?” Luo Wenqiang said, holding his head, “I’ll go, it’s too embarrassing.”
Wanda’s voice came out muffled: “I’m so embarrassed that I’m suffocating.”
Liu Cunhao: “Stop talking, I’m already dead.”
He Chao went to the toilet and washed his face. Since he was sweating too much, he flushed his head with cold water. Water droplets dripped down his neck.When he came back, most of his collar was wet. He Chao sat down and said, “Listen to me, this is an accident. My strength…”
Xie Yu directly picked up a bottle of mineral water and threw it into He Chao’s arms: “How powerful is Sao’s operation?”
He Chao took it, drank half of the bottle, and said, “It’s really an accident. I’m still very strong. Did you see that I was leading for most of the lap? I was the best in the world.”
“Brother Sao,” Xie Yu said, “can you shut up?”
Finally, there is a competition for all teachers in the school.
Most of the people were watching the excitement, after all, usually we could only see the teachers of various subjects teaching on the podium.
“This counts as class points,” He Chao pinched the mouth of the bottle and moved towards Xie Yu, “If Old Tang can get first place, maybe our class…” Maybe we can be saved.
Xie Yu said: “Think about what Lao Wu is like when he plays basketball, and take it as a reference.”
“…” He Chao changed his words, “Forget it, just pretend I didn’t say anything.”
The second and third classes of high school did not have any unrealistic expectations for Tang Sen.
I saw that other teachers he had finished running 400 meters and Mr. Tang from his class had only finished half of the race. No one thought anything was wrong.
The embarrassment came and went quickly, especially when He Chao, who was already shameless and led the whole class to selectively amnesia, went crazy again and cheered for Old Tang: “Come on! If you finish the race, you will win!”
In the end, Old Tang lived up to expectations and firmly won the last place.
It’s almost the end of school and all projects are over.
Liu Cunhao stood up and shouted, “Everyone must clean up the garbage at hand.” Luo Wenqiang reminded everyone to hand over their number plates and pins to him.
All around was the sound of dragging chairs from class to class.
The word “dismissed” often gives people a strong sense of unreality.Xie Yu sat on his seat and saw that fewer and fewer people were leaving around him, and the chairs were getting emptier and emptyer.
It seems as if the sports meeting has just begun, and it seems as if it has never started at all.
In a daze, He Chao patted the back of his head.
“Let’s go, kid,” He Chao held the chair with one hand and stretched out the other hand in front of him, “Go back to the classroom.”
“Actually, our class’s results are pretty good this time, maybe third or fourth,” Luo Wenqiang said while collecting sports cards in the classroom. “Hey, when I came back, I was ridiculed by the class next door, saying I wasn’t first.”
The sports meeting is over, and now everyone just wants to laugh when they mention this. I don’t know who took the lead, and then the whole class started “goose, goose, goose.”
He Chao couldn’t hold back either. He covered his face with one hand and leaned back, laughing for a long time.
Wanda has begun to comment on this matter in a tone of reminiscing about the past: “That scene at that time… Oh my god, I don’t dare to recall it. I was really excited at the time. I closed my eyes and screamed at my brother for first place. But when I opened my eyes, I saw that the kid from the next class had already crossed the finish line…”
Xie Yu suppressed a smile and buried himself in copying his homework, but his words were a little shaky.
Director Jiang heard the sound and came over. He just showed half of his face in the window, with a serious expression and sharp eyes. He Chao reacted quickly and directly took Xie Yu’s hand, and together they pulled down the homework book: “Mad dog.”
Mad Dog walked in and walked around the class several times: “I know you can’t control it. You play when you should play, and you have to be careful when you should be careful. You have no self-control ability at all. Discipline, discipline issues, how many times have I emphasized it, are you so happy? You are so happy, tell me about it, and it also makes me happy.”
Xie Yu’s homework book and hands were pressed into the table by He Chao. Since the whole class was sitting still and the mad dog happened to be nearby, He Chao couldn’t move for a while.
Xie Yu put his palm against the homework book and the cold steel plate, but the back of his hand began to feel hot.
Maybe it was because the expressions of both of them were not natural, or maybe Mad Dog finally noticed the hands of the two classmates in the back row intertwined, and their hands were stuffed into the table and they didn’t know what they were doing.
Mad Dog stopped talking about discipline issues: “What are you two doing?”
He Chao didn’t know what he was thinking. In order to cover up the fact that his deskmate was copying homework, He Chao put their intertwined hands from the table to the table and said in front of everyone: “Let’s… hold hands.”
“…”
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