[R18] Pretending to be a scumbag – “Pretending to Be a Scumbag” Chapter 4 [English]

Chapter 4

Gu Xuelan entered the room a few steps later, took off her shawl and gave it to the servant: “Is dinner ready?”

The servant took it: “It has been prepared according to your instructions. They are all the second young master’s favorite food. Do you want to use them now?”

Gu Xuelan’s high heels stepped on the marble floor, and the chandelier was dazzling, reflecting on the ground as if she was stepping on light.She took two steps forward, then paused, stepped back, turned around and walked in the opposite direction, and said: “Go upstairs and call him.”

Xie Yu was in the bathroom, soaked to the skin, with water falling from the top of his head and down his hair, and the hot air kept hitting the surrounding glass doors.

The cell phone buzzed as it sat beside the sink.

He closed his eyes and washed away the last bit of foam from his body. Two knocks on the door rang in his ears, followed by the cautious and restrained voice of the servant, muffled through the door: “Second Young Master, dinner is ready.”

“I have no appetite.”

“This… but Madam has already…”

Xie Yu opened his eyes and repeated again: “I have no appetite, I can’t eat.”

Afang has only been in the Zhong family for two years, which is not a long time. She is still trepidatious in everything she says and does, fearing that something will go wrong.She hadn’t seen anyone when she came, but she had heard a lot of rumors about the Zhong family.

It was said that Mrs. Zhong committed suicide and died. A few years later, Boss Zhong brought another woman back to his family.No one knows these three words Gu Xuelan. When I came here, I even brought a small oil bottle, one big and one small.This woman sat on Mrs. Zhong’s throne and sat firmly, no matter how others laughed, she did not fall off.

I feel sorry for the eldest son of the Zhong family. Without his mother, he has to watch others break into his family like this.

When she went back to resume her life, she didn’t know what to say. She stood at the dining table with her head lowered and didn’t hold back a word for a long time.

Seeing her look, Gu Xuelan knew everything. She picked up the chopsticks, and she didn’t know if she really didn’t care as much as she said: “Whether you like to eat or not, when he is hungry… you go down first.”

Xie Yu put on his clothes and his hair was still dripping with water. He wanted to see how the mysterious game was being downloaded. When he picked it up, he saw that it was all WeChat message prompts. Looking around, he couldn’t find the progress bar for downloading the game at all.

A group chat called “Don’t fight all the time” has 99+ push messages.

[Barbecue Stall Prince·Lei]: Today, he’d better recognize him, and if he encounters me again, he’ll be beaten every time he meets him.

[Leizi he dad]: Good son!Have courage!

[Lei Zi and his mother]: I beat him until he couldn’t get up and made me smelly for several months. I really regarded myself as my big brother.

…

Zhou Dalei’s family is really neat.

Xie Yu flipped up and found that the contents were similar.

Although Brother Hu has been punished by everyone, he still has to be flogged in the group chat of the people on Blackwater Street.

Blackwater Street has been continuously developed over the years, with people coming and going, and many new residents moving in.These people in the group were all neighbors in the old neighborhood more than ten years ago. There were dozens of people who knew each other as if they were members of the same family.

Lei Zi used to complain to he a lot, but since he started this group, he has lost all his privacy.

He secretly skipped class and went to an Internet cafe. The owner of the Internet cafe smiled and said, “The world is as big as your courage. I admire your courage, which is different from other children.” Then he turned around and posted a high-definition close-up of Lei Zi holding a mouse to log in to the game interface in the group. He also liked Lei’s parents and Lei’s mother, and added: Your son ran out to play games after not attending class properly!

Lei’s parents and Lei’s mother immediately abandoned their work at the stall, rushed into the Internet cafe, and chased Lei Zi through three streets.

Xie Yu was wiping his hair with a towel when someone unexpectedly hit him.

[Barbecue Stall Prince·Lei]: @XY, don’t you think so? After thinking about it all night, I still feel that it’s too cheap for that stupid dick.

This has to involve he, the topic is endless.Xie Yu casually typed a few words and went up.

[XY]: Don’t get involved with me, I am a good citizen.

[Barbecue Stall Prince·Lei]:…

[Barbecue Stall Prince·Lei]: You’re so shameless. Why don’t you think about you as a Mihao citizen when you hit someone?!

The installation of Title King Battle was successful.

Xie Yu was more interested in this question, and ended the topic neatly: I won’t talk to you about the barbecue prince, and I went to play games.

The two people obviously have some differences in their understanding of the word “game”. Zhou Dalei also likes to play, whether it is Lianliankan or League of Legends. He is quite philanthropic and is never picky about food.He is really talented in gaming. He used to be able to show off his power in Blackwater Street because he was the strongest king that no one else could beat.

So the barbecue stall prince immediately became energetic and chatted with Xie Yu privately and asked: What game, the new Chicken King Battle?Let’s play the game together!

【XY】: No.

[XY]: Stop asking, you can’t do it.

【XY】: You can’t play.

Three consecutive indifferences.

Critical hit.

[Barbecue Stall Prince·Lei]: Don’t say no to a man, just say it if you have the guts, and my brother will put you in the top ten of the rankings in minutes.

Zhou Dalei put out his cigarette and prepared himself for this battle between men. When he saw the game interface that Xie Yu had intercepted – if it could still be called a game, he suddenly felt as if he had been struck by lightning and fell into a trance. He shook his hands and retracted the harsh words he had just said.

Then he pressed the voice button and replied: “What the hell is this!”

Hell Mathematical Olympiad, Huanggang Real Examination Questions, Fancy English, Physics Encyclopedia… must be poisonous.

“Is this a game? Can this be a game? What misunderstanding do you have about the game?” Zhou Dalei’s heart was riddled with holes and pain. Finally, he could only ask from the depths of his soul, “Is it fun?!”

【XY】: I don’t know, it should be okay.

[Barbecue Stall Prince·Lei]:…

There are no more than 400 online players in the entire area of Title King Battle. It is unpopular and crude, and it is full of the atmosphere that it may go bankrupt at any time.

After entering, there will be a random test paper test. Only after gaining a certain number of points can you enter the second round: question brushing and one-on-one PK.

This game also has a small speaker function. There is a small box in the lower left corner that scrolls the screen to promote communication between players.But the content of this exchange…

The “top ten students in grade” said to the “English class representative”: Let’s compare calculus, and I will definitely return this shame to you.

The “English class representative” said to the “top ten” students: I miss Siting because of the lack of her.Isn’t it interesting? If you have the time, why not memorize more English words?With all due respect to your English, you cannot master CET-8 vocabulary proficiently at all. There is no future if your vocabulary only stays at CET-4. You should reflect on yourself.

“The Beauty of Chinese Culture”: What to memorize in English, come to the ocean of Chinese culture to recuperate when you are tired, classical Chinese pk, customization, double experience, room 24008, waiting for a destined person.

“I love learning”: Can someone please answer question 13 of Volume B? Isn’t zero or negative one the final solution?Is it the wrong restriction given by this function?

“Study, study, study is all I have in my life”: I bought a set of the limited edition “Sprint College Entrance Examination – The Most Worthwhile Mock Test Paper” to celebrate the 40th anniversary of the resumption of the college entrance examination at a high price. I went to all the bookstores and couldn’t buy it. I couldn’t eat this set of test papers and lost twenty pounds. I felt so uncomfortable. The Sprint College Entrance Examination series is my favorite test paper. How could I not buy the limited edition!!!

…

Xie Yu happens to be the 399th registered player, and this game is really cool. The system excitedly welcomed him with a small broadcast for two minutes, and eagerly looked forward to the future for this player: traveling in the ocean of knowledge, striving to build a beautiful new China, Tsinghua University and Peking University are waving to you.

Xie Yu went in and made a set of test papers.

The system continues to scroll: Welcome [jsdhwdmaX] to join the question king family!

At that time, none of these online players knew that this newcomer with a username that looked like he was rolling his face on the keyboard would cause a bloody storm throughout the rest of the holiday.

Zhou Dalei also made a set of test questions. Don’t hit the wall and don’t look back. There were only two crooked dog-crawling fonts written in the answer area of ​​each question: No.

The results are clear.

He clicked the submit button in the upper right corner, but was told that his score was too low and he was not qualified to enter the game lobby.

Zhou Dalei almost dropped his phone: Discrimination!Discriminate against poor students!Why are you playing such a crappy game? I am the king of e-sports and you won’t even let me enter the game lobby?If I can’t do it, I just can’t do it. What’s wrong if I can’t do it? At least I’m honest!

So Xie Yu came out after finishing the test questions and received more than a dozen WeChat messages from BBQ Prince.

-brute!

-How is it possible to solve it? Is this a problem made by humans?

-Complain, I’m going to complain!

…

Xie Yu lightly tapped the screen with his fingers, organized his words and was about to click send when he saw Zhou Dalei send another sentence: What is your score?

How many points?

Xie Yu leaned his back against the bed, sat on the carpet, and deleted the words he had just typed bit by bit.

【XY】: Almost like you.

[XY]: Rubbish game, uninstalled.

Zhou Dalei had a cigarette in his mouth, squatting next to the box and thinking about life. He wore an apron around his waist with “Fang Baolai Sunflower Seed Oil” written in red artistic characters. It looked like a supermarket auction with a buy-two-get-one-free promotion.

He is not bad looking, with an upright appearance and a bit of a ruffian air, but he is a bit darker.At this moment, he looked more like a ruffian while squatting.

Zhou’s mother passed by with a plate. Seeing he like this, she became angry and kicked him up. Zhou Dalei’s butt was kicked hard: “What are you squatting for? Is the mutton roasted?”

“Go right away, go right away.”

Zhou Dalei quickly stood up and walked out for two steps. He didn’t know what he thought of, but he came back and said, “Wait a minute, Mom, let me ask you something.”

Zhou’s mother followed the good advice: “I don’t know, I have no money, I have loved her before.”

“Can you please be more serious? What I want to ask you is, do you remember that when you were in junior high school, Xie Yu had very good grades and participated in a math competition on behalf of our street and won a prize? And when you were a child, when you played with the Rubik’s Cube, he could turn it with his eyes closed, which was awesome…”

Zhou’s mother put the dirty dishes into the pool: “What’s the matter? Your mother and I got perfect scores in all exams when I was a child, but later on I didn’t get the same results. There are still people with disabilities, just like you. Look at what you look like now.”

Zhou Dalei tried to catch the vague thought in his mind: “No – Mom, I really don’t think so… and what’s wrong with me now? I think I’m quite handsome.”

“You’re so handsome, let me get rid of those messy colors on your head first.” Mother Zhou educated her smoothly, “Children these days are very playful and smart, it all depends on how much effort they put into studying. Take the Ajie next door, whose grades were a mess before. After he was discharged from the hospital, he advanced by more than 100 places in the mock exam. I think you probably need a car accident to clear your mind and play games all day long…”

“…”

“Twenty skewers of mutton, right? I’ll go right away.”

The author has something to say: He Chao: When can I come out to pick up a wife?