[R18] Pretending to be a scumbag – “Pretending to Be a Scumbag” Chapter 38 [English]

Chapter 38

The cross-dressing guru is probably unstoppable. Liu Cunhao and his friends secretly used the public computer to search for skirts during class while Liu Cunhao was not paying attention: “How about this one? It has a princess style with a lace suspender, and it has a bit of nobility in the romance.”

Wanda: “Let’s choose this maid outfit. This one is good and this one is good. It looks very tempting.”

Luo Wenqiang was hopeless: “…”

“The top one, slide it up.” After the quarrel with Xie Yu, He Chao bent down, raised the chair with one hand, and joined in the fun and said, “Not this one, go up.”

“Which one?” Liu Cunhao browsed for a long time, but didn’t see anything he liked. The more he browsed, the more confused he became, “Brother Chao, did you read it wrong?”

Next, He Chao unreservedly showed his level of women’s clothing to the whole class: “Counting from top to bottom, the third one is good.”

On the screen was a slim-fitting long skirt with contrasting red and green colors and a peony pattern.

“Why do you all look at me like this?” He Chao sat in his seat, looked at the projector, and then at his deskmate, “What do you think, is this bad?”

Liu Cunhao and others have been completely intimidated by this earthy skirt and He Chao’s textbook aesthetics, with thousands of words stuck in their throats.

Xie Yu said: “Don’t you have any idea?”

He Chao: “I think it’s okay. If this were in a game, I would definitely get high scores.”

“RMB players have no say.”

“You believe me.”

“Shut up.”

“Look at this color, how gorgeous it is…”

“Gorgeous?” Xie Yu sneered sharply, “My square dancing lady’s taste is way beyond your reach.”

As soon as Xie Yu finished speaking, Wanda applauded: “Well said, insightful.”

Liu Cunhao: “Thumbs up for Brother Yu.”

He Chao: “…”

Being made such a fuss by He Chao, Luo Wenqiang’s mood was ups and downs. With comparison, he suddenly felt that the romantic princess dresses and maid uniforms in front were not so unacceptable.

So Luo Wenqiang buried his hands in his palms and reluctantly said, “Just, just the one just now.”

“Brother Chao, so high!”

Wanda obviously thought too much. When he thought about it, he felt that He Chao had deliberately found the ugliest thing to stimulate the body. He gave He Chao a thumbs up and said sincerely: “You are still the best at it.”

“Cheng Rong,” He Chao was confused, but he answered the words quite skillfully. After he finished answering, he leaned into Xie Yu’s ear and whispered, “Why are you praising me?”

Xie Yu reached out and pushed He’s head away, not wanting to talk.

In the last class, everyone packed their schoolbags early and prepared to go home. The student on duty wiped the blackboard in advance.

The dormitory students were more concerned about what to eat for dinner. He Chao started playing with his cell phone with his head down since the last class, and even sneaked out to make a phone call while Old Wu wasn’t paying attention.

Jinbang Restaurant recently launched a meal delivery service to schools and sent text messages to inform customers.

After He Chao ordered the order, he asked: “Where? Which door?”

Shen Jie walked out of the toilet with cigarette smoke rolling around his body and coughing. He was spraying freshener on his body to suppress the smell of cigarette smoke. When he turned around, he saw Brother Chao standing at the corner of the stairs with one hand in his pocket, his back leaning against the wall.

“Brother Chao, what are you doing?” Shen Jie walked over while spraying.

He Chao glanced sideways at he, but didn’t respond. After thinking for a moment, he said to the phone, “Add more fish.” After saying that, he took the phone further away, and then looked at Shen Jie: “What’s the name of the fish you ordered last time at Jinbang?”

Shen Jie: “Ah? What kind of fish is on the plate on the floor? Steamed sea bass, what’s wrong?”

“It’s nothing,” He Chao reported the name of the dish, and then said, “The kids like it.”

Shen Jie’s hand shook: “…My day.”

The school bell rang, and the food delivery boy also happened to call.

He Chao went downstairs to get his meal. There was almost no one in the classroom. The dormitory students went to the cafeteria to eat, and only the students on duty were left to clean.

The class was much deserted.

Xie Yu sat bored, not knowing what kind of medicine He Chao was selling in the gourd. Before the end of get out of class, he told he, “You stay here, don’t move around.” Before he could finish his words, Xie Yu kicked him.

In the last math class, Lao Wu mentioned the new question types in the monthly examination papers of key schools, but did not go into details.

Xie Yu was also idle, writing down the steps to solve the problem in the memo on his phone, and casually pulled out a piece of paper to prepare a draft.

he just had a pen – after taking the monthly exam, he found that in the gathering place for poor students, basically everyone was short of stationery, either without erasers or 2B pencils, and some even didn’t have pens for answering questions.

A group of people cobbled together, you helped me, I helped you, and there were many people who used refills to write test papers.

Xie Yu’s pen probably accidentally dropped it a few times, and it couldn’t produce ink when writing, so he simply threw it away and went to find a pen on He Chao’s table.

In order to cover up playing games in class, He Chao’s desk was quite messy, with books from various subjects piled up together.

Xie Yu flipped through it for a while, but didn’t find the pen. He found a strange piece of paper in the math book. Long Feifengwu didn’t know what it was written on. It looked a bit like the steps to solve a problem, but before he could take a closer look, He Chao came into class with a bag of things: “Pack it up, take away all the books on the table, there is no place to put dinner.”

Xie Yu stuffed the paper back.

Four or five dishes, each dish was placed in a disposable lunch box, along with two boxes of rice.

Xie Yu looked at the fish and felt that it looked very familiar: “Golden List?”

He Chao opened his chopsticks and picked out the scallions on the sea bass, and then pushed the fish towards his tablemate: “Ah, I got it over the wall. It was said to be a food delivery to school. Even if it is separated by a wall, it counts as being at school.”

Xie Yu knew that he was picky about what he ate, and Ms. Gu would usually be more careful when cooking, but the dishes He Chao ordered this time were not unreasonable.

He vaguely remembered the last time He Chao asked him what his taboos were. Did this idiot always remember them?

“Eat, what are you doing standing still,” He Chao said, “Waiting for me to feed you? It’s not impossible. Just call me brother. I’m a very talkative person.”

Xie Yu held the chopsticks and was about to take them apart: “Are you looking for death?”

After finishing her meal, Wanda came in from the corridor humming a song with milk tea in hand. She smelled something while she was still at the door. When she walked in, she said, “You two have gone too far. Today, the food in the cafeteria has faded away. They are still the leftovers of lunch… You are really nourishing.”

He Chao finished the last two mouthfuls of rice and said, “You’re quite moist, too. Where did you buy the milk tea? Does it taste good?”

“The Fudan milk tea at the door,” Wanda said, “is okay, but there are no pearls in the pearl milk tea.”

Xie Yu asked: “Then you still want to buy it.”

Wanda: “To be honest, Fudan University is my dream.”

“…”

This week everyone is focusing on the sports meeting.

Xu Qingqing chose a sweatshirt as her class uniform, which was generally more practical and could be worn on a daily basis.Luo Wenqiang wore that elegant and noble princess dress and walked in the front holding a sign while walking in the square formation.

The physical education teacher also gives everyone free time to practice and is also responsible for providing guidance.

“Who in our class has signed up for push-ups?” Just after instructing the shot put players, the teacher came over with another blow on the whistle, “Who has signed up for push-ups? Didn’t you sign up for eight? Come out and show your strength.”

Congratulations to Xie Yu and others for coming out.

“It doesn’t count how many times you do, the referees are looking at whether your movements are standard or not. At last year’s sports meeting, wow – that row of players did so excitingly. They competed to see who could do it faster. The one who went down and came up was called the fastest. As for the result, I tell you, the slowest one won.”

The physical education teacher asked them to stay on the ground, and then started talking from the beginning to the end of the line. Before he started counting, some boys couldn’t hold on and fell down.

The first one fell, and then three or four more fell like dominoes.

He Chao felt nothing, and he could hold on for a long time if he was allowed to hold on. However, looking at the people around him who were sitting on the ground, it seemed a bit silly to continue holding on, so he and Xie Yu sat down together.

The physical education teacher stopped and said, “…you are a bit fragile this year. You can’t do anything right now. Do you still want to get good results in the sports meeting?!”

Xie Yu originally planned to skip the physical education class and go back to the dormitory to read, but Luo Wen Qiangfei took the whole class together to prepare for the sports meeting.

Eight push-up players were sitting on the floor of the gymnasium, surrounded by pairs of junior high school students playing badminton.

The ball was flying all over the gymnasium, rising and falling again.

“How many can you make?” He Chao asked.

Xie Yu watched the badminton player opposite him run a few steps forward, then jump up to catch the ball, and said casually: “I don’t know, I haven’t counted.”

“Wait a minute Bibi?”

The physical education teacher did not give them a chance to compete. He showed his special skills and said that he could raise their push-up level to an unprecedented height in just one class.

“Yes, yes,” Wanda raised her hand, “Coach, I want to learn.”

The physical education teacher smiled and said meaningfully: “Then let’s get started.”

Xie Yu had a bad feeling.

Two minutes later, his premonition came true.

The badminton balls in the gym no longer fly everywhere, and there are “wow” sounds all around.

The physical education teacher squatted next to him and said: “Students with odd numbers, please lie down. Those with even numbers, let’s start. I will do one for each count and rest after fifty.”

Xie Yu lay under He Chao and slowly and complicatedly held back one word: “…fuck.”

He Chao put his hands on the outside of Xie Yu’s arms, and relied on the strength of his arms to support his upper body. He was still a certain distance away from Xie Yu. He was still adjusting his posture. He really felt that this method was a bit strange. He couldn’t help but laugh and said: “Who invented this? You are so talented. No wonder it is said to be unprecedented.”

Wanda was about to cry but had no tears, so she said to the brother above: “Come on, if you don’t hold on, something will happen.”

The brother above was also in a panic: “I, I, I will try my best.”

After they adjusted, the physical education teacher blew the first whistle: “One!”

He Chao pressed down, and the distance between him and Xie Yu became closer as he went down. Even though he deliberately controlled it, his body still touched the other person’s body vaguely, separated by a thin layer of fabric. The body temperature seemed to be transmitted from the other person’s body through the fabric, and the sound of his heartbeat and the heat brought out by his slight breathing were all entangled together.

He Chao could still laugh at this magical push-up action just now, but now he can’t laugh at all.

Inevitably, the two of them could only look at each other’s face, and it was an enlarged version – each other’s eyes, bridge of nose, eyelashes, and even every subtle expression on the face could be clearly seen.

It turns out that Xie Yu has a very, very small mole under his eye.

He Chao suddenly couldn’t bear it. He didn’t know who was the first to turn away, and then the long staring match ended.

He moved his fingers and found that his palms were a little sweaty.