[R18] Pretending to be a scumbag – “Pretending to Be a Scumbag” Chapter 37 [English]

Chapter 37

There happened to be a physical education class in the afternoon, so Luo Wenqiang said: “Sorry, sorry, I was too excited at the moment. Let’s talk about it in the physical education class. If you are interested in participating, you can always contact me.”

Xie Yu slept lightly and vaguely heard someone talking, but he couldn’t hear it clearly.

When class was about to begin, Wu Zheng passed by He’s class and handed his homework to the class representative. The class representative handed out the homework in flying directions, so vigorously that no one else wanted to help him share the work.

“Thank you, thank you Yu…” The class representative muttered his name silently, then raised his head and locked the target instantly.

The next second, the exercise book hit Xie Yu’s head.

“…”

Xie Yu opened his eyes.

The class representative made a “sorry” gesture. Xie Yu said nothing, didn’t even look at it, and just stuffed the exercise book into the drawer.

He Chaozheng was sitting on the edge with his head lowered, playing with his mobile phone. He was wearing headphones, and the headphone cord was pulled out of his pocket.

The class representative sent it to He Chao and shouted: “Brother Chao!”

He Chao raised his hand to catch the ball in a cooperative manner, and after receiving it, he said in English: “Wow, nice.”

“Are you awake?” After receiving the exercise book, He Chao turned to look at Xie Yu and asked, “…where is your homework?”

Xie Yu said, “What are you doing?”

He Chao took matters into his own hands and had enough food and clothing. He leaned over to Xie Yu and looked into the drawer of He’s desk: “I’ll just take a look.”

Xie Yu did not stop he, nor did he hit him on the head with anything. He reached out and took out the exercise book and slapped it on he’s table: “Take this to pay your respects, and get out of here.”

There are only a few big red ticks in the homework books of He and He Chao from beginning to end.

He Chao opened the questions he had left last weekend and was sure that Xie Yu had not solved any of them. He closed them with satisfaction and put them back for He: “I feel relieved when I see you.”

Xie Yu was still lying on his stomach, half of his face was covered by his sleeves, and only his eyes were exposed. The hot breath he exhaled hit the fabric of his sleeves. He looked like some kind of animal. He really wanted to be rubbed by others. Of course, he had to be prepared to be scratched to death before doing so: “What the hell?”

He Chao pointed to the line of writing on the blackboard. It was Wu Zheng’s handwriting, which was upright and grand.

——Two classmates who made all the mistakes in their homework met each other in physical education class and the office.

“…”

“While you were sleeping,” He Chao still couldn’t hold it back and stretched out his hand to rub it, “Life is like this, there are endless surprises.”

Xie Yu didn’t pay much attention and said “Oh”.In fact, he is still very cold, from his expression to his voice, it is 365 degrees of coldness with no blind spots.But He Chao felt that he might be possessed by a demon, or maybe it was because Xie Yu’s hair was too soft, and he actually felt that the killer looked a little bit good when he just woke up.

He Chao said again: “Don’t worry, you still have me.”

Xie Yu said “Oh” and couldn’t go on.

This notice on the blackboard caused me to fail two whole classes. Even though I was referring to it, everyone knew it.

Wanda was about to make a move: “Bet or not?”

Liu Cunhao: “Is there any need to gamble? A certain two people, who else can it be?”

Xu Qingqing: “Can you find the third person in our class who made all the mistakes in his homework?”

Xie Yu took a look at He Chao’s homework book and found that this person had copied the question, and then left “solution” and “colon” on the left side in an extremely cool manner, and then nothing more happened.

“Didn’t you find a ghostwriter?” Xie Yu stuffed his copy back into the drawer and asked casually, “Is this what it’s like for you?”

He Chao said: “I couldn’t find it. Thanks to you for reminding me, I found that no one in this world can write such handsome calligraphy except myself. Look at my majestic pen, this succession…”

Xie Yu interrupted without mercy: “It’s no use bragging about shit.”

“Ding Lianghua, can you run sprints and relays? I’ve heard about your heroic deeds. You are very explosive…and girls, I don’t know much about the situation on the girls side. Sister Qing, please do me a favor and count the girls who want to participate.”

In the physical education class, Luo Wenqiang and Liu Cunhao sat in a circle on the playground. Luo Wenqiang stuffed three pens into his trouser pockets. After speaking, he took out one and gave it to Xu Qingqing: “There are also group projects for the whole class, such as tug-of-war. I will take the time to talk to you about the skills. For long-distance running, I will go to Brother Yu… Hey, where are you guys?”

Luo Wenqiang said that it was only now that he discovered that the two long-distance runners he appointed last week were missing.

Wanda: “You just found out that he and I were called to the math teacher’s office.”

Liu Cunhao added: “These two long-distance runners did everything wrong in their homework.”

Luo Wenqiang rubbed the back of his head: “Huh? I was so excited after I got the notice of the sports meeting that I didn’t pay attention…”

Two long-distance runners are having a life-or-death affair in the teacher’s office.

“You two, take your homework, find your own seat, and figure out when to go to physical education class.” After Wu Zheng finished speaking, he continued to grade homework with his head down, “You are really good at it, but I want to praise you for one thing. At least you didn’t copy the homework and stuck to your bottom line.”

He Chao said: “If you give me a prize, I will give you a prize.”

Wu Zheng also didn’t expect that He Chao could be so thick-skinned. His hand that was reviewing homework paused: “Do you really think I’m complimenting you?!”

Xie Yu took over the homework, dragged He Chao away, and explained for his deskmate: “I didn’t take any medicine when I went out today.”

“You need to take some medicine,” Wu Zheng said, “The illness is quite serious.”

There were not many teachers left in the office. Old Tang went to the Chinese class next door. The seat happened to be vacant, and the other teacher He’s seat was not convenient for him to sit. So the two of them sat next to Old Tang and wrote the questions.

I haven’t noticed it in the past few times. Tang Sen has kept several pots of small plants on his seat. He also used post-it notes to post their names and watering instructions every few days. It can be said that his thoughts are very delicate.

He Chao raised his hand and pinched the corner of a post-it note in front of him, and read out the name of the succulent person: “…Xiao Cui?”

Xie Yu: “…”

“Are middle-aged people so terrible at naming? Isn’t this breed Ji Yulu?” He Chao put his homework book under his elbow and had no intention of writing any questions. “After all, he is also a Chinese teacher, Xiaocui?”

Xie Yu looked up and saw many photos pressed under the glass plate on Tang Sen’s desk. They were all of the classes he had taught over the years. The dates started from 2000 and were neatly arranged to the year before last.

“What are you looking at?” He Chao asked.

Xie Yu wanted to say that he was looking for last year’s graduation photos, but felt that such words seemed boring, so in the end he said nothing and continued writing the question.

There was a desk between the two of them. He Chao talked for a while, secretly moved a stool over, moved closer little by little, and finally stopped next to Xie Yu. He poked his deskmate with a pen: “Did you understand the question that Old Wu just said?”

Xie Yu took the pen and asked, “What do you think?”

“I think I understand it,” He Chao said, “I really understand it this time.”

A few questions were not difficult. Wu Zheng gave me one-on-one tutoring, from formulas to steps. If you still couldn’t figure it out, you were really mentally retarded.

Fortunately, He Chao understood what he said this time and no longer thought he understood it. He was probably too eager to go to physical education class, and his IQ was temporarily improved. Xie Yu also relaxed his demands on himself. It took the two of them almost half a class to barely “understand” the topic.

“Come, come, Sports Committee, your long-distance runner is here,” Wanda said with sharp eyes, she could see the figures of He Chao and Xie Yu from a distance, “The hope of our whole village, ah no, our whole class is here.”

“What is the hope of the whole village?” He Chao walked over and saw all the second and third classes of high school sitting on the playground, neatly forming a big circle. He also sat over, patted the plastic ground and said, “Lao Xie, sit down.”

“Long-distance running, three thousand meters. No one in our class wants to run long-distance running.”

“Fill it in,” He Chao waved his hand, quite generously, “Fill in your brother Chao’s name, whatever the item is.”

Wanda: “Niupai.”

Liu Cunhao: “Strong!”

After Luo Wenqiang asked, he looked at Xie Yu, and Xie Yu said lukewarmly: “Whatever.”

These two words “casual” are simply the most gentle words Luo Wenqiang has ever heard – from Xie Yu’s mouth, he was so moved that he wanted to cry: “Okay, then I’ll fill it in. You two sign up for a long-distance run first, and then… let me see, do push-ups, are push-ups okay?”

The sports meeting will be held for two days, which means classes will be suspended for two days.

Although everyone is not that passionate about sports, the suspension of classes for two days has aroused great interest. Even if they don’t play, they all come to join in the fun.

“The class next door seems to have ordered uniform uniforms for the square formation. Do you want our class to get one too?” Xu Qingqing is more concerned about clothing. “I can lose in everything but not in terms of momentum.”

Wanda said: “There is a cross-dressing boss in the next class, is there one in our class?”

The more we talk about the topic, the more distorted it becomes.

When the bell rang, they didn’t come up with anything.

Students who returned sports equipment went to the equipment room. Luo Wenqiang was responsible for inventory and sorting. The big circle in Class 3 was almost gone, with only a few people left.

Wanda leaned next to He Chao and whispered: “Actually, when I mentioned the cross-dressing boss just now, my first thought was Brother Yu.”

He Chao: “If you want to die, I can give you a ride.”

“No, it’s mainly because of Brother Yu’s appearance. It definitely doesn’t mean he’s a girl. He’s not girly at all, he’s very manly…” Wanda searched through the vocabulary in her mind, but couldn’t find any suitable words to describe it. “That’s right, in short, Sister Qing and I both think so. Do you think Brother Yu would agree?”

“You’re really going to die.”

He Chao added: “And he left this world at a speed you didn’t expect.”

When Xu Qingqing heard the news, it was a bit of a pity, but after the pity, she was instantly relieved and thought of a new idea: “Since we can’t be the most beautiful in the grade, we have to create the most eye-catching women’s clothing boss, such as the King Kong Barbie…”

Luo Wenqiang felt a dark wind coming from behind.

Then countless pairs of eyes stared at him.

Xie Yu didn’t know about this cross-dressing boss story yet. He went out to answer a phone call. When he came back, Luo Wenqiang was already sitting in the classroom crying bitterly: “I don’t want it, I refuse – why do you do this to me.”

“Your muscles are very sexy,” Wanda comforted him, “Believe in yourself.”

He Chao kept laughing, laughing so hard that he couldn’t stand up straight. He waved to Xie Yu, then leaned into his ear and said, “We are in women’s clothing, so don’t be afraid.”

“A horror movie?”

He Chao said: “Yes.”

As soon as he finished speaking, He Chao asked again: “Have you ever worn a skirt?”

Something in Xie Yu’s mind suddenly broke.

It’s okay that he’s facial features are open now. When he was a kid, even if he had short hair, some people thought he was a girl, and Zhou Dalei was one of them.Because of the word “little sister”, the friendship between the two of him was extended for several years. It took a lot of effort to go from hitting each other every time to a friendship on the roadside.

Zhou Dalei was also very depressed. He admitted his mistake and failed to beat him again and again.

Ms. Gu also did some nasty things when she was young. Her son was soft, cute and good-looking. She thought it was fun and coaxed him to wear a small skirt. To this day, there are still a few photos of the dark history at home that cannot be erased.

Wanda was still comforting the traumatized body when she heard a crash at the back of the classroom. She looked up and saw He Chao and Xie Yu twisted into a ball again for some reason, and their chairs overturned.

Liu Cunhao was amazed when he saw it: “Are you doing it again? If you don’t do it any day, I feel like there is something missing in Class 2 and 3.”

“Brother, I was wrong. I was wrong, okay?” He Chao coaxed and admitted his mistake. While admitting his mistake, he poured some oil on the fire with his own hands, “But your reaction is wrong, Lao Xie, have you really seen it before?”

Xie Yu spoke with his fists throughout the whole process. He Chao couldn’t resist, and he didn’t dare to use he, so he leaned back, clutched his stomach and shouted: “…Ah, it hurts.”

Considering that this person had too many criminal records, Xie Yu’s first reaction was that this person was acting again, and his acting was quite exaggerated.

But Xie Yu didn’t know why he still took two steps forward: “Where does it hurt?”

He Chao didn’t know where to say for a moment, so he changed three places in one second, and finally stopped his hand on his chest: “Here, there may be internal bleeding.”

It’s really possible to bleed internally when you open your mouth.

Xie Yu reached out and touched the cloth: “Here?”

He Chao looked down at Xie Yu’s hand on his chest, and suddenly felt a little dazed: “Ah, yes.”

That strange and charming thought didn’t last long, until he saw Xie Yu move his wrist a few times: “Fuck, I really want to make me bleed internally…”