[R18] Pretending to be a scumbag – “Pretending to Be a Scumbag” Chapter 3 [English]

Chapter 3

Public Security Bureau of Heishui Town, City B.

“Guardian Xie Yu?”

“I am he’s mother.” Gu Xuelan stood in the police station, obviously a little embarrassed, “Is he okay? Is he injured? How much does it cost for medical expenses? No matter how much, as long as he can be released immediately.”

The policewoman didn’t even raise her head. She skillfully took out a piece of paper from the folder on her right and slapped it on the table: “We’ll talk about that later. Fill out the form first.”

After a while, when the policewoman finished what she was doing, she capped her pen, raised her head and said, “Your son is very powerful. One man beat five of them. All the injuries he received were hidden injuries. You won’t be able to tell unless you go to the hospital.”

Gu Xuelan was stiff and didn’t know what expression to put on.

The policewoman looked her up and down and asked casually: “Aren’t you locals?”

Gu Xuelan said: “We…are from City A.”

Xie Yu’s fight this time was not serious. Although the younger brothers who called the police kept saying how their elder brother was bullied, pushed to the ground and beaten violently, the police officers responsible for taking notes were questioning it in their hearts.

We have received countless police calls, and this is the first time we encountered this kind of “victim”: colorful chicken coop head, earrings and nose rings, the smell of smoke all over the body, and the domineering left green dragon and right white tiger tattoos on the arms.Especially based on the ID numbers they gave them, it turned out that they were all delinquent young people with several criminal records.

“Is what you said true?”

“It’s true, it’s absolutely true. Our eldest brother can’t stand up yet.”

They then turned their attention to the hateful-looking man on the sofa in the lounge with a gold “dog leash” tied around his neck. The man held his stomach and kept wailing: “It hurts me so much. Ouch… You are bullying an honest person. Why are children like this now… It hurts, it hurts, it hurts to talk.”

“…”

Gu Xuelan filled out the form and signed her name in the lower right corner.

The policewoman said: “Okay, just wait here, your son hasn’t finished the trial yet.”

Gu Xuelan clenched her handbag. She didn’t want to stay here any longer: “The trial hasn’t been completed yet?” After receiving the call, she immediately rushed over from City A, a two-hour drive.

The policewoman looked at her and said, “The confessions of both parties are inconsistent.”

In the waiting room.

Xie Yu repeated for the third time: “I didn’t hit him.”

In these two short hours, Brother Hu experienced how unpredictable life is and what it feels like to be fucked.The kid in front of him who just went to high school taught him a lesson – what is shamelessness.

He sat opposite Xie Yu. The long table was quite wide. He slapped his palm on the table and roared at the top of his voice, as if he was about to lift the roof: “——Fuck you! Police! He lied!”

That policeman was not someone to be trifled with. He worked in the jurisdiction of Blackwater Street, and his gentle temperament had been sharpened: “What the hell, just sit down for me, what do you look like! If not, get out of here and let you talk.”

Brother Hu sat back reluctantly.

The police officer turned to look at the “weak young man” opposite Brother Hu, and lowered his voice a little: “Xie Yu, right? Don’t be afraid. With us here, he won’t dare to do anything to you.”

Xie Yu quietly said timidly and politely: “Thank you, uncle policeman.”

Brother Hu was so angry that he wanted to jump over the table and throw himself in front of He, tearing off this man’s hypocritical mask: “Stop acting like He, I am the one being beaten, and I am the victim!”

The police officer patted the table with the folder: “If you keep making noise, get out of here! Look how scared you are of people and children!”

Xie Yu trembled quite cooperatively and pretended to be frightened by the underworld. Although his acting was very careless, the effect was remarkable.

Fake, all fake!You are blind!

Brother Tiger was roaring in his heart.

What kind of monster is this man?Are you already so good at wearing sheep’s clothing at such a young age?

This mother is obviously a wolf!

It was almost dark when Xie Yu went out, so he didn’t take any responsibility and acted perfectly.

Under the auspices of the ladies at the wholesale market, Brother Hu was found guilty and the injuries on his body were deemed to have been “beaten by someone who knows where.” He had to pay back 500 yuan and write a letter of guarantee. He deeply reflected and vowed never to cause trouble to the people of Heishui Street again, to change his mind and start a new life.

Brother Hu stuck his butt out and lay on the table with a Xinhua dictionary at hand. He looked through the dictionary for words he couldn’t write, but they didn’t let him write pinyin.

It can be said to be an extremely humiliating experience in life.

When Xie Yu walked out, he was stopped by Brother Hu.

The policeman held a baton in his hand and was on alert at all times. He warned sternly: “Chen Xionghu! What do you want to do again?”

“I don’t want to do anything, but you are guarding me. What can I do? I just want to say something to him.” After saying that, Brother Hu stared at Xie Yu and asked without giving up, “…Which path are you on?”

Xie Yu stopped and looked at him with a complicated look that looked at an idiot.

Brother Hu asked again, reluctantly: “Which path are you on?!” He felt that the social power behind this person was unfathomable. He had to know which god he had offended this time, and he had to die to understand.

Under Brother Hu’s burning eyes, Xie Yu slowly opened his mouth: “Me? I am taking the path of Chinese socialism.”

Brother Tiger: “…”

There was a familiar silver-white Bentley parked at the door of the police station. Gu Xuelan was sitting in the car, and she could faintly see her profile from the window.

Xie Yu got into the car: “Mom.”

Gu Xuelan said nothing.

Xie Yu continued: “Actually, you don’t have to come here today, I know how to end it.”

That Tiger Brother, he knew from the beginning that this person was bluffing. A real ruthless person would not proudly talk about “I have been in prison” all day long, let alone drink and take advantage of Guangmao when no one dares to come over.In the end, he was stupid enough to call the police.

Silence filled the air. After the car had driven for a while, Gu Xuelan said: “You still know that I am your mother? Why did you come here when you had nothing to do? In the end, the police said that it was not you who beat the person… you were the one who beat me.”

Xie Yu leaned back and said in an indifferent tone: “I was the one who hit you. Do you think I have embarrassed you?”

Gu Xuelan’s hand grasped the edge of the plush car mat, her finger joints were raised, she paused and said harshly: “Yes, I feel embarrassed! If you know it’s embarrassing, don’t always do such embarrassing things!”

The driver in front sighed and said to the rescue: “Second Young Master, don’t talk back to Madam. Madam has been worried about you on the way here, for fear that something might happen to you or something bad happens to you.”

Xie Yu wanted to say, don’t call me the second young master, I am not the second young master of your Zhong family.

Every time I hear these two words, he feels uncomfortable all over, as if I am forced to wear unfitting clothes, my neck is strangled, and I can’t breathe.

Gu Xuelan calmed down and changed the subject: “I have found some tutors for you. From tomorrow until the start of school, you don’t go anywhere, stay at home and study hard. You know the level of your current grades.”

Xie Yu said: “No need, my grades are just like that, don’t waste your efforts.”

Gu Xuelan: “I arranged for you to go abroad but you refused. If you stay in China, look at what you do all day long. It’s a puddle of mud that can’t even cover the wall. Tell me what you want to do?!”

The car slowly drove into the underground garage. This was a private villa, surrounded by green mountains and green water. It had rained a few days ago, and the mist had not dissipated, and the humidity hit my face.

Xie Yu opened the car door and got out of the car, and replied: “I know my own affairs well.”

Gu Xuelan was very angry at his attitude. The driver advised him: “Rebellion is inevitable for boys, boys and girls. The sharp edges will hurt people. My child used to be like this too. Just get over it and he will be sensible.”

Gu Xuelan sat in the car, rubbed her temples, and was speechless.

——That’s awesome. Thanks to the boss, he agreed to come and see me, but he took it into account. I’m so touched.

——Have you come out of the bureau? Do you want your buddies to come over and get you?

The sender is Lei Zi.

Xie Yu looked down at the text message while entering the room.

He was busy changing clothes and had no time to type, so he made a call directly.

At this point, Lei Zi should still be helping at the barbecue stall.

Sure enough, after the call was connected, what I heard was not Lei Zi’s voice, but someone who said “ten more skewers of mutton.”

“Come on, come on, ten skewers of mutton on table three.”

After finishing speaking, Lei Zi tugged on his apron, bent down and slipped out of the back door: “Thank you, boss, are you okay? Are you home? I rely on this bureau to get in as soon as I ask, and I have been so bad-tempered for ten years.”

Xie Yu just took off his T-shirt and was shirtless: “What can happen to me? By the way, find someone to keep an eye on that dog brother. I’m afraid he will trouble Aunt Mei again.”

“Brother Dog?” Lei Zi thought about it for a moment and then came to his senses, “You mean Brother Tiger?”

Xie Yu: “It’s almost the same.”

Lei Zi: “That’s quite a difference.”

Lei Zi asked again: “You were always like this before, always unable to remember other people’s names. Do you still remember my name?”

Xie Yu: “Zhou Dalei, you must be sick.”

“Just remember it, just remember it. I always feel that with your urinary nature, you might really be able to forget it.”

Lei Zi found a small plastic bench, sat down there, took out a Chinese root from his pocket, held it in his mouth and continued: “Aunt Mei doesn’t need my protection, she can barely protect me. At most, I can be regarded as the little prince of a barbecue stall, and she is the famous sister of Blackwater Street.”

Xie Yu noticed that there was something else in he’s words: “What?”

“You left early, but you don’t know that Aunt Mei found someone and stripped all of his family’s money. It’s all lies about being in jail and killing people. He just stole things and was caught by the owner of the house… I don’t think he can survive in Blackwater Street. The protection money in this area is not that easy to collect.”

Xie Yu put his phone on the bed and prepared to change his pants.

As Lei Zi was talking, he didn’t know whether it was because he was too lonely smoking. He suddenly sighed: “I think of the time when my brothers and I were together. It was so good at that time. But I’m also happy for you. The Zhong family is famous in City A. The branch has opened to City B. Your mother can take you to marry into it… You don’t have to worry about food and clothing, and you don’t have to hide from debt everywhere like before.”

Xie Yu didn’t take off his pants. He loosened his grip and fell onto the bed.The chandelier was so bright that I didn’t know whether I was asking others or myself: “Really?”

Lei Zi’s end was so noisy that he didn’t even hear what he said. He took the last puff of cigarette and stood up and said, “Thank you, boss, I won’t chat with you anymore. Table No. 3 is starting to rush. Damn, I have the guts to smash the table. Be careful, I will take out the charcoal and slap it in his face…”

The call is interrupted.

Xie Yu lay in bed in a daze.

I scratched my hair for a while and was about to get up to take a shower when I felt a small hard square from my trouser pocket. When I pulled it out, I saw it was a flyer – the sexy little pornographic advertisement that I didn’t have time to throw away.

Unexpectedly, the next thing it was going to promote was not some nude chat software, because he caught a glimpse of four bold and enlarged black fonts at the bottom of the flyer: Question King Struggle.

Xie Yu raised his brows, feeling that this method of selling dog meat to someone else’s head was very novel.

he turned the leaflet over.

The reverse side reads: Here are the latest and most complete Mathematical Olympiad questions and the most thrilling battle in the arena. The questions cover all subjects of Chinese, Mathematics, English, Physics and Chemistry. Hundreds of professors have carefully compiled the questions to give you an unexpected trap experience. There is no hardest, only more difficult.

Will you be the question king we are eagerly awaiting?

God is not mysterious!It’s not irritating!Good brother~ah~come~

Xie Yu: “…”