[R18] Pretending to be a scumbag – “Pretending to Be a Scumbag” Chapter 26 [English]

Chapter 26

During the evening self-study, Wanda put forward her own ideas mysteriously and solemnly.

“How about it, do you want to add some color to your ordinary weekend life? Aren’t you all curious about what is going on in the dormitory building? Shouldn’t people constantly challenge unknown things in life? Please respond to me personally. I feel so cold when you are like this.”

Xie Yu looked at the few people in the class. Apart from He, He Chao and Wanda, the only ones left were two boys who usually didn’t talk much in the class.

Xue Xisheng didn’t even raise his head from beginning to end, as if he hadn’t heard anything.

He is still struggling with the super-class problem, and he only focuses on the word “learning”. Everything around him seems to have nothing to do with him.

Another boy named Ding Lianghua usually answers questions like a mosquito. He has a silent personality and seems very timid.Wanda heard from others that this person had a mild social disorder, but she didn’t know whether it was true or not.

Only Xu Qingqing gave him some face: “Dadi, although I am very interested…but it is useless for me to be interested. You are in a boys’ dormitory.”

Wanda: “What’s wrong with the boys’ dormitory? As long as you want, you can become my brother Qing at any time.”

“…” Xu Qingqing threw a piece of eraser, “Get away from me.”

Wanda feels that there is really a big gap between ideal and reality, and the ghost hunting team in his fantasy should not be like this.

Xue Xisheng didn’t dare to bother him, so he could only pester Ding Lianghua.

He sat down in front of Ding Lianghua and noticed that Ding Lianghua’s whole body trembled.

Wanda moved forward, but Ding Lianghua dodged back: “Brother, what do you think? I stress again, this is a man’s adventure.”

Ding Lianghua: “…”

Ding Lianghua is not very good at communicating with others. He didn’t know for a long time whether he was willing or not, and the conversation was quite strenuous.

Xie Yu was talking nonsense about having an affair with Zhou Dalei.

Da Lei sent over a photo of a fat orange cat and a little cat. The little guy looks cute and cute, and his body is covered with a layer of soft fluff. The two cats even look at the camera with their necks tilted in the same posture.

The background is the balcony of Dalei’s house.

Zhou Dalei: I haven’t seen him for a few months, but he went to have a baby. He looked so much like Fatty, so I decided to call him Little Fatty!

Xie Yu smiled and pressed save.

This fat orange cat is a street pet on Blackwater Street, and its origins are a mystery.

It was not that fat when it first arrived, but was very skinny.It probably has been wandering for a long time and avoids people when it sees it. We don’t know where it usually sleeps.

There are a lot of cats and dogs coming and going on Blackwater Street. Aunt Mei and Lei are used to mixing the leftovers together. If there are any fish bones, they will also mix them in, put them in unused iron basins, and put them at the door.

As time passed, the orange cat settled in Blackwater Street.

This orange cat has a lot of personality, and he doesn’t want to eat anything.I would stay at the house where I ate from and catch mice at night. I would catch them cleanly. I also liked to carry all the mouse carcasses to the door and arrange them in a row.

Zhou Dalei: My mother spent a lot of money and cooked a fish specially for it. She said that the house always felt unclean during her absence in the past few months… Aunt Wang next door also cooked it. The two of them steamed and braised the fish, and they were competing to see who could keep Pang Pang tonight.

Xie Yu: You, reflect and think about why your life is worse than that of a cat.

Zhou Dalei:……

Wanda pestered Ding Lianghua for a long time, and she didn’t know whether it was because this person was too annoying, but Ding Lianghua finally nodded.

He Chao was still thinking about how to escape, with more than a dozen scripts flashing through his mind every minute, but then he learned that Ding Lianghua was also participating: “He? This guy who trembles even when he speaks on stage?”

Xie Yu had no impression of Ding Lianghua and no ideas.

“Even he will go.” He Chao threw the phone away and leaned back in his chair, suddenly feeling inspired to fight.

Xie Yuxin said, don’t look at others like this, they always feel better than you.

Finally, when Wanda walked to the last row to ask the two bosses, He Chao slapped the table: “If you don’t take a man’s adventure, you are not a man. Don’t be afraid, Brother Chao will protect you.”

Wanda: “Brother Chao, from now on you are my brother. You are so handsome. You are simply a man among men.”

Xie Yu sneered on the spot.

The four of them made an appointment to gather in He Chao’s dormitory in the evening, waiting for the knock on the door after twelve o’clock in the middle of the night.

Xie Yu was close to He Chao’s dormitory, so he was not in a hurry and planned to take another set of test papers. However, as soon as he took a shower, He Chao called several times and urged him to come over.

Xie Yu was still wiping his hair, with water droplets dripping from the ends of his hair: “Are you bothered?”

He Chao said: “Come here quickly and show you a big treasure.”

This guy is really annoying.

Xie Yu walked slowly through the corridor with a towel hanging around his neck, opened the door and said, “What are you doing?”

“It’ll be ready soon.” He Chao was writing something without looking back. His hand movements were wide open and closed. The handwriting was already ugly, and now it was even harder to tell what he was writing.

Xie Yu came closer and saw a long strip of paper on the table. The paper was filled with twists and turns of paradoxical things, with a yin and yang symbol in the middle.

“…”

Xie Yu vaguely guessed it and stopped wiping his hair: “This is…”

“The most powerful technique in folk exorcism is the ghost-suppressing talisman.” He Chao said.

Xie Yu’s hair was wet, he was wearing a simple T-shirt, and he was holding a towel on his head. He Chao looked at it and felt that this man’s eyes seemed to be wet with moisture. They were wet and soft, but when he looked at him, he felt cold.

Xie Yu looked at the “Ghost Suppressing Talisman” for a long time and said, “Ah, then you are awesome.”

Wanda was the third to arrive. He changed into cartoon pajamas with a yellow Spongebob pattern, carried a bag, and held a flashlight in his hand.

“Brother Chao, I’m here. Wow, Brother Yu arrived very early.” Wanda opened the door and walked in. “I brought a flashlight. If you have one, you’d better bring it with you. If that thing has powerful magic, it may put out the lights in the entire building.”

Xie Yu questioned the classic plot in supernatural novels: “Why do you think the flashlight will not be affected?”

Wanda: “…” I didn’t know what to say for a moment.

It was still early, so the three of them had nothing to do and got together to play a sniper game.

There was only one chair in the room. If you didn’t want to sit on the chair, you could only sit on the bed. Wanda didn’t dare to touch He Chao’s bed, so she could only turn her eyes to Xie Yu: “Brother Yu, why don’t you get up? I… I like to sit on the chair.”

Wanda soon realized what a terrible experience it was to play games with these two people.

Xie Yu can play in three rows as if he were in single row. He is unrestrained and loves freedom, and does not care about his two teammates. He Chao does not care about Wanda at all: “I have good things here, Lao Xie, come here, come and get them.”

“Brother Chao, I, I am also your teammate,” Wanda was about to cry without tears, “Grandma, I am, I am so poor.”

He Chao then looked at Wanda’s direction and paid some attention to his teammate, but after looking at it, he said: “It’s too far, just work hard on your own.”

Wanda: “…”

It was almost eleven o’clock when Ding Lianghua arrived.

“I thought you wouldn’t come. Sit down.” He Chao moved to the side and patted the bed.

Ding Lianghua didn’t have much contact with He Chao, so he stood at the door a little at a loss. He subconsciously looked at Wanda. Wanda understood and gave him half a chair: “You also like to sit on a chair? Come on.”

Ding Lianghua sat down carefully.

He Chao was confused: “What’s wrong with you two?”

Xie Yu’s hair was almost dry, so he took off the towel and put it on He Chao’s table.

“Then let’s make a battle plan for tonight,” Wanda said enthusiastically, “Speaking of which, Brother Yu, you really surprised me. I thought you wouldn’t participate…” After all, you are so unsociable.

“I’m watching a show.” Xie Yu said.

It’s half past twelve in the middle of the night.

It was pitch black outside the window, and the dormitory building was eerily quiet.

Almost half of the building was empty during the weekend, and the echo caused by the feet on the ground seemed to be louder than usual. Looking from the end of the corridor, staring at the continuously extending corridors and house numbers, I felt a little dizzy.

Wanda slowed down her breathing and opened the door first and walked out.

‘Squeak’.

The sound of the door opening was a bit strange due to the atmosphere.

He Chao hesitated to move.

“Let’s go, Brother Chao, what are you doing?” Wanda turned around and said.

Xie Yu lined up behind He Chao. He blocked the way and couldn’t get out. He patted him on the shoulder and said, “Cover me…Brother Chao. You are a man among men.”

He Chao: “…”

He Chao had a lot of fun tonight. I wonder if it was the soul-suppressing talisman that gave him the courage.After waiting for about half an hour, we got bored and started chatting.

“Ding Hualiang, you…”

“My name is Ding Lianghua.”

“…”

“Sorry, no impression.”

“…”

“But I bet that Lao Xie doesn’t even know your surname is Ding.”

Wanda was smiling and asking Xie Yu if he really didn’t know and asked him not to take over He Chao’s casual blame, when there was a faint knock on the door.

Everyone was silent.

Just when Wanda was about to say “It might be an auditory hallucination”, there was another “boom”.

The voice sounded very far away.

It seemed to be separated by something, it was dull and light, but it passed through the empty corridor and went up the stairs.

“The knock on the third floor tonight is not,” Wanda’s voice was trembling, “It’s… downstairs from us.”

When Xie Yu recalls his high school career a long time later, he will definitely not forget this night. A series of mentally retarded plots unfolded and the mentally retarded ending came second.

A big idiot whose hands were shaking because he was so afraid, yet he stuffed the talisman into his hand.

He Chao pushed the ugly ghost-suppressing talisman into Xie Yu’s hand. The paper was wrinkled and still stained by the warmth of He’s palm.He Chaozheng stared nervously at the direction of the stairs. A series of actions were subconscious. He raised his hand and patted Xie Yu’s head: “Don’t be afraid, I will protect you.”

Xie Yu looked down at the piece of paper, a little dazed.