[R18] Pretending to be a scumbag – “Pretending to Be a Scumbag” Chapter 25 [English]

Chapter 25

He Chao fell into self-movement and couldn’t extricate himself. He moved himself, but not the math teacher.

The math teacher was halfway through grading homework and wanted to find a class representative to go to Class 5 to get back the triangle ruler teaching aid so that he could use it in class later. When he raised his head, he saw He Chao holding up an exercise book to block the sun from his deskmate.

He put down the red pen in his hand, without directly reminding him, and looked at it leisurely for a long time. Other students who noticed something was wrong also followed the teacher’s gaze.

“…”

This is really a scene that my classmates love.

Touching heaven and earth.

He Chaozheng was thinking about whether to replace the exercise book with a math book to provide a wider shade area. During his hesitation, a small piece of white chalk flew out from the direction of the podium and hit He on the head accurately.

The chalk head hit and popped out, fell to the ground, and rolled slowly to the side of the trash can.

The math teacher didn’t know whether to be angry or laugh: “Those two in the last row, do you think I don’t exist?”

When He Chao heard this, his hands loosened and the exercise book fell down, hitting Xie Yu right in the face.

Xie Yu was knocked awake directly.

He fell asleep just now. When he woke up, he was a little confused. He forgot that he was still studying in the morning. He said to He Chao without even opening his eyes: “You are looking for death.”

As soon as Xie Yu finished speaking, another piece of chalk was thrown in their direction.

Wu Zheng has been teaching for nearly ten years, and he is very good at hitting people with chalk. Those who usually desert or doze off in class are woken up by him like this.

Every throw is accurate.

The effect is remarkable without wasting class time.

Before Xie Yu could realize what was happening, he had already been hit twice.

He Chao said while hiding: “Teacher Wu, I think we should calm down each other…”

“Calm down,” Wu Zheng was so angry that he even cursed. He suppressed it. After suppressing it, he didn’t want to talk nonsense to the two of them anymore. He pointed his finger at the door, “Get out. You two go to the door and stand there to calm down. Don’t you want to calm down? Calm down and calm down.”

Early in the morning, Xie Yu didn’t even sleep, so he and He Chao stood at the door of Class 3, Grade 2, leaning against the window.

The first period happened to be a math class, and Wu Zheng’s anger dissipated slowly, so he asked us to wait for the bell to ring before we could return to our seats, so we stood at the door as doormen between classes.

People were coming and going in the corridor.

“While I can still control myself,” Xie Yu said, “please explain.”

He Chao: “I said I was afraid you would be too moved.”

Xie Yu really didn’t have a good temper. He had followed the theory since he was a child and always just grabbed and beat the fool without reasoning with him. He endured it again and again, and decided to give He Chao another chance: “…Do you want to tell me?”

Before He Chao could say anything, Wanda poked her head out from the window, tilted her head and said, “This is really a touching story that ends in tragedy. Brother Chao is so awesome. You even block the sun from Brother Yu, but this feeling is destined to only move you.”

He Chao: “Dada, what are you talking about? You can say that.”

Wanda: “No – look at Brother Yu’s expression, I think Brother Yu really wants to twist your head off and play it with a ball.”

He Chao still said confidently, “It’s impossible. Although my deskmate usually seems inhumane, I believe he is very kind.”

Xie Yu understood what was going on through the few words Wanda said. He slowly exhaled, lifted up his sleeves, exposing half of his arms, and then directly pulled He Chao’s collar and led him to the toilet.

“What are you doing?” He Chao cooperated and followed him for a while, “asking my brother to go to the toilet together?”

“I’ll beat you somewhere else.”

Wanda was so happy that she opened the window and laughed for a long time.

Shen Jie happened to be walking from the end of the corridor, feeling for the cigarette in his pocket, and was going to hide in the toilet to smoke two. When he reached the second and third grade of high school, he habitually stopped to say hello to Brother He Chao. At a glance, there was no one in He Chao’s seat.

He leaned next to Wanda and said: “What are you laughing at? Where is Brother Chao?”

Wanda told Shen Jie what happened, and Shen Jie was halfway through his cigarette addiction: “…I’ll go, I’ll go over and watch.”

Xie Yu said he wanted to beat him up, but in fact it was just a small fight and nothing serious.

The two of them turned back before reaching the bathroom door.

“Okay, okay, I admit defeat,” He Chao hugged Xie Yu from behind, pushed him forward, and said as if coaxing a child, “Stop making trouble.”

Xie Yu was not angry at all.

When Wanda said the words “block the sun”, he was actually stunned for a few seconds.

Then there was something strange in my mind, and I didn’t know why strange emotions came up for no reason. The more I thought about it, the more irritable and annoying I became. Finally, the simplest solution came to my mind.

…beat him up.

Shen Jie looked worried: “What are you two doing?”

Although He Chao usually doesn’t attack easily, his skills are still very strong. He originally thought he could enjoy a showdown between the senior and the senior, which was so cool that it came with special effects.

Wanda has recently accepted the setting that these two are so good friends that they have no friends at all, and uttered two words: “…flirting?”

Shen Jie: “…”

Today’s eight lessons are basically focused on explaining unit test papers, consolidating various knowledge points learned in the past month and preparing for next Monday’s exam.

Very boring.

He Chao was immersed in playing with his mobile phone. When his mobile phone was out of power and his power bank was out of power, he would rest and fold origami.

Fold it and throw it on Xie Yu’s table.

There are a lot of tricks, and there are everything from little rose frogs to little jumping frogs.

“This is not a garbage dump.” Xie Yu reminded him.

He Chao said nothing, lowered his head and continued folding.

Xie Yu pushed aside those thrown by he.

He had to pretend that he was not listening to the class, and was distracted from the mobile game to listen to the teacher’s last question, so he had no time to care about He Chao.

He Chao folded things very attentively. He held a piece of paper the size of a sticky note between his fingers and folded it over and over.

Compared with those ugly things that were folded out, the man’s well-jointed fingers were more ornamental.

“So in the end, we discarded one of the answers based on the previously obtained interval. Do you know which one to discard?” Wu Zheng held a large teaching aid ruler in his hand and made a fierce clanging sound every time he clicked on the blackboard. “If you don’t understand, just give up. This question itself is beyond the syllabus. There is no need for you to do such a difficult question…”

No one spoke, obviously they were not interested in such a thankless and troublesome type of question.

Only Xue Xisheng raised his hand: “Teacher, which one should I give up? There are some things I still don’t understand.”

“Come to my office during class, and I’ll explain it to you,” Wu Zhengdao said. “This test paper is all covered here. It’s stapled and the class representative will collect it before school.”

After Wu Zheng finished speaking, the bell rang just in time.

“Hey.” He Chao came over and shouted he in Xie Yu’s ear.

Xie Yuzheng lowered his head and deleted one of the two answers he had just solved in the memo on his phone, and deleted the negative one, leaving only a zero: “What are you doing?”

The next period is physical education class. Although He Chao’s foot injury has not healed and he cannot exercise, standing on the basketball court and breathing fresh air is still exciting. It is better than staying in the classroom.

Xie Yu doesn’t plan to go. He hasn’t had a good rest recently and plans to sneak back to the dormitory to sleep.

“You really don’t want to go?” He Chao asked.

Xie Yu turned off his phone and habitually ended the topic: “It’s none of your business?”

“What’s the point of staying in the dormitory? Is there anyone as handsome as your Brother Chao to accompany you in the dormitory?”

“…”

The culprit is so embarrassed to say.

That night I wrote the English test paper with He Chao until two or three in the morning.

When he was about to leave at the end, He Chao went to great lengths to keep him here. He agreed to let him sleep on the bed and make the floor himself, but in the end he sneaked into the bed to sleep.

It was almost four o’clock when he went to bed, otherwise with his sleep quality, it would be impossible for He Chao to climb up smoothly.

Wanda and the others were holding their jerseys and waiting for He Chao to go downstairs together: “Brother Chao, are you leaving? I can’t hold myself back anymore. I think I’m in particularly good condition today.”

He Chao stood up and prepared to go to the stadium. Before leaving, he bent down and stretched out his hand in front of Xie Yu. In his palm lay a crooked paper crane: “Here you go.”

Really ugly.

And it’s also loose.

Xie Yu had just pinched the wings of the crooked-necked paper crane, and without touching it much, it spread halfway: “…what the hell.”

Now that this was the case, Xie Yu simply dismantled the thing and reduced it to a piece of paper. Just as he was about to stuff it into He Chao’s math book, he accidentally saw an extremely scrawled circle drawn with black ink on the back of the paper.

He Chao came back from physical education class not as happy as when he went there. He put his hands in his pockets and wandered into the classroom lazily.

Wanda was very excited. As soon as she came in, she stood on the podium and shouted: “My friends who are staying for evening study today, I have something important to announce. I suddenly came up with a great idea. Let’s spend an exciting and enjoyable weekend at school!”

He Chao returned to his seat and sat down without saying a word.

After Wanda finished speaking, she felt that no one was paying attention to him. She felt a little embarrassed and asked her friend in the last row for help: “Brother Chao, won’t you applaud me?”

He Chao then took out his hand and patted it weakly twice: “Okay, good point.”

He Chao was not in the right state. Xie Yu turned his head and asked, “What are you doing again?”

“This…” He Chao didn’t really want to say it.

“Ghost hunting.”

“?”

He Chao scratched his hair: “Wanda said that we will organize ghost hunting on weekends. It is the one who climbs up and down in the dormitory and knocks on the door every night.”

Wanda hid under the quilt last night and read a supernatural novel. The specific content was that a few students went on an adventure in the abandoned teaching building of the school.The story is very exciting. One person dies and another dies. I can’t stop watching it.

As I watched, I came up with a bold idea.

The more I think about it, the more exciting it becomes.

Xie Yu felt that this stupid idea was indeed something Wanda and he could come up with.

It’s exciting and enjoyable…

He Chaozheng was worried. After a while, Xie Yu suddenly said: “Then hurry up.”

“Hurry up what?”

“Hurry up and read that encyclopedia of folk exorcisms.”

“…”

Xie Yu thought about that scene and couldn’t help laughing. He couldn’t stop laughing: “Review it, maybe it will come in handy.”

He Chao: “…fuck.”