[R18] Pretending to be a scumbag – “Pretending to Be a Scumbag” Chapter 23 [English]

Chapter 23

After the evening self-study get out of class, He Chao followed Xie Yu back to the dormitory.

He also wanted to hold Wanda with his left hand and ask Xie Yu and Wanda to stand on each side. Wanda avoided it quite consciously: “This is not good, no, no, it’s not good. You two just love each other.”

Xie Yu was a little irritated: “Which eye of yours sees each other in love?”

Wandaxin said, both eyes saw it.

He looked at He Chao almost leaning towards Xie Yu, but in the end he said nothing.

“Would you like to come to my room and play a single-player game?”

“I don’t want to.”

“There’s a football match tonight, are you interested?”

“No.”

Already reaching the door of the dormitory, Xie Yu took the key to open the door. He Chao still refused to give up and said bravely: “The monthly exam is coming soon. Maybe we can review together?”

Xie Yu didn’t say anything and closed the door directly.

“…”

After Xie Yu finished chatting with Zhou Dalei, he looked at the time, it was one o’clock in the morning.

The knocks on the door basically occur between half past twelve and one o’clock. The floors on which they knock are different every night, but they are basically concentrated on the first to third floors.Maybe “it” is also afraid of trouble and doesn’t want to go up any more. Going up to the fourth floor is safe for the time being.

If someone is really pretending, this person must have the willpower to stay awake most of the night.

Xie Yu casually picked up a set of English test papers. When he opened the door and went out, the knocking on the door had stopped and there was nothing in the corridor.

The sensor light doesn’t work very well, it lights up sometimes and goes dark sometimes, and the light is still weak.

When Xie Yu knocked on the door of the dormitory opposite, he felt something coming from inside and hitting the door panel, and then He Chao’s voice sounded like he was on the verge of collapse: “It’s not over, right? Let’s try knocking again!”

“…”

Xie Yu knocked twice more.

After knocking, I found that there was no movement inside the door.

He Chao was wrapped in a quilt and holding a mobile phone in his hand, thinking “fuck” ten thousand times in his heart.

If you say something cruel casually, this guy can actually understand it.

And dare to demonstrate to him.

Xie Yu waited for a long time and ruled out the possibility that this man was looking for a tool to open the door and rush out to fight hard. He compromised and said: “Open the door, I, your uncle.”

The door opened half a minute later.

When He Chao opened the door, his expression was calm and expressive: “Why are you here?”

Xie Yu wondered if the man in front of him had messed up his hair on purpose. In addition to his hair, his loose and open collar was also very suspicious, and his eye sockets had been rubbed severely. It looked like he was trying his best to create the image of sleeping.

He Chao lived up to He’s expectations. He leaned against the door and raised his hands to scratch his hair: “…Ah, I’m sleeping.”

Xie Yu looked at he and felt a little headache.

If a person like He Chao were to die one day, he would definitely die from too many dramas.

After a while, Xie Yu opened his mouth and said, “Excuse me.”

“…”

He Chao’s appearance was no longer concave: “Huh?” Are you not acting according to common sense?

Xie Yu felt that he shouldn’t meddle in other people’s business and let him die.

“You must be responsible for waking me up,” He Chao grabbed the person and refused to let go. From the corner of his eye, he saw what Xie Yu was holding and said, “…English test paper? Want me to do homework together? You are welcome. Don’t be embarrassed. I may not know the questions you don’t know. I will never laugh at you.”

He Chao: “You can rest assured if you study with me.”

I can screw you.

Xie Yu thought about it in his heart but didn’t say it out loud.

The environment in He Chao’s dormitory was just okay.

He just moved in this semester. He doesn’t have many things and looks quite empty. Xie Yu originally thought that he would be the type who makes the living environment a mess and doesn’t like to clean it up. Now that he sees it, he is surprised.

He Chao put away the clothes hanging on the chair, then patted the back of the chair and said, “Sit.”

There was only one chair in the dormitory. He Chao sat on the bed with his legs bent, leaning against the corner of the table. The two of them could barely get together to read the test papers.

“Wait a minute, I’ll find a pen.” He Chao said and stepped out of bed with his long legs on his slippers.

Xie Yu spread the test papers on the table, and under the dim light of the desk lamp, he saw a stack of brand-new textbooks placed on the corner of the table. They must have been basically untouched since they were distributed.Next to the textbook is an iron box filled with candy, full of lollipops.

…this hobby.

Xie Yu turned his head and accidentally saw the mobile phone that He Chao had just placed on the corner of the table, with the screen still on.

The six large characters on the screen are extremely conspicuous.

-A complete collection of folk exorcisms.

He Chao searched for a long time and finally found two pens, and Xie Yu took them. In fact, he didn’t know what the use of the two of them holding pens was with He Chao’s English level and his “current level”.

Make it look like it can really be done.

“Which question should we start studying first?” He Chao bit off the cap of his pen and held it in his mouth.

Xie Yu: “You choose.”

He Chao circled a multiple-choice question, quite like choosing a concubine in the harem: “Yes.”

Xie Yu had no objection, but He Chao stared at the question for a long time, wondering what he was thinking.

Xie Yu thought of this man’s performance in English class: “Give up, next question?”

He Chao couldn’t hear the sarcasm in this sentence at all, and readily agreed: “I think it’s okay, let’s take a look below.”

Xie Yu: “…”

He Chao gave up very quickly. He didn’t even start writing, and the page of the test paper turned over before he knew it.

“Let’s do the reading question,” He Chao said. “This is easy to do. Trust me, you can guess it as long as you have a sense of language.”

When He Chao said this, his confidence almost rushed out and stuck on Xie Yu’s face.

“Do you have a sense of language?”

He Chao said: “I have it. Choose the longest among three short and one long, this kind of language sense.”

In the end, He Chao himself felt that doing the questions was too perfunctory – of course, he might be worried that the test papers would be finished too quickly, and he could only spend the long night holding the Folk Exorcism Encyclopedia, so he suggested doing the questions carefully.

“Feel the intention of the person who asked the question,” He Chao opened Baidu Translate and manually translated word by word, “First understand the meaning.”

The two people divided the work and each translated a paragraph.

Xie Yu knew those English words when he read them backwards, but now he still had to pretend.He began to reflect on whether the person next to him seemed to be mentally retarded, or whether his disguise was not good enough.

Is this the world where poor students are born?

Xie Yu turned his head and glanced at He Chao, who was sitting on the bed, biting the cap of his pen from time to time.

“This person wrote to his friend from the United States about Chinese culture and characteristics,” He Chao translated, “The Great Wall, China’s iconic building, this… wants him to see the Great Wall if he comes to China.”

“…”

He Chao could explain it clearly and logically according to the translator.

Xie Yu was a little distracted, holding the pen, he suddenly recalled the day when he first entered the Zhong family gate.

Zhong Jie smashed something directly, turned around and went upstairs without saying anything, and Zhong Guofei followed him upstairs. The father and son chatted for a long time in the study, and then Zhong Jie came down reluctantly, and the four of them had an extremely embarrassing lunch.

Zhong Guofei is indeed very kind to Gu Xuelan, and he also believes that these two people really like each other.

But that was his love for Gu Xuelan.

It doesn’t mean that Xie Yu can also get a share of the pie.

“Zhong Jie, that kid, wants to be strong and want to do everything better than others.” When Zhong Guofei talked to Xie Yu, there was pride and sadness in his eyebrows, “Especially after his mother passed away, he has been uncomfortable.”

He said this very tactfully, Xie Yu was not a fool, and the meaning was obvious.

On the wedding day, Gu Xuelan was very happy.Since Xie Jiang left a lot of debt to them, they have been hiding in Tibet for the past ten years, running around for life, and Xie Yu has never seen her smile like that.

Gu Xuelan looked in front of the floor-length mirror in her wedding dress, feeling a little embarrassed: “I’m wearing this…”

Zhong Guofei hugged her from behind: “It’s beautiful.”

Xie Yu hid in the toilet that day and smoked a cigarette.

“Beauty is really pretty. I don’t know how to get along with Lao Zhong. This woman is not simple.”

“Let me tell you, the child she brought here is not simple.” It was another person’s voice, “It would be okay if the qualifications are mediocre, otherwise… what would he think if the qualifications are not good enough?”

“It doesn’t look like it, does it?”

“The Zhong family has a big business. Even if we don’t have any ideas now, we will never have them in the future. Like the Huang family, the same goes for our family. The stepson usually pretends to be the same, but in the end he got into trouble and wanted to compete for the company.”

“Huang family?”

“Don’t you know? Just a while ago, we won over a few shareholders…”

“So this question must be option B!”

He Chao checked the answer confidently. The circle was as big as shit. After he finished checking, he picked up a finger and flicked Xie Yu’s forehead: “Hey, what are you thinking about?”

Xie Yu came to his senses and looked down to see the circle.

He Chao checked Baidu Translation for nearly half an hour… and still made the wrong choice.