[R18] Only sleep with the big devil (quickly wear) – “Sleep Only with the Big Devil (Quick Travel)” Chapter 15 [English]

【Tyrant×Princess 15】Birthday gift

Halfway through the dinner, the singing and dancing gradually stopped, and the envoys from Guli and Gaomi came to visit with rare treasures and respectfully congratulated the host who celebrated his birthday today, Emperor Ren of Jin Dynasty.

Two years after Emperor Ren of Jin came to the throne, although there were no major changes in the border areas, tentative invasions occurred frequently.Several small surrounding countries are watching the situation, exploring the new emperor’s bottom line step by step.

The envoys sent by the two countries to celebrate his birthday this time may not be a closer test. If Emperor Ren of Jin is found to be weak and can be bullied, then there will no longer be peace in the border areas of Jin and even the Central Plains.

The envoys of the two countries were brought into the Taiji Palace together. The he people living outside the Great Wall had never seen such a magnificent palace. Although they suppressed their hearts of wonder, their expressions would inevitably reveal everything.What they saw and heard on the way to the capital made them envious of the Jin Dynasty, and they all imagined how wonderful their lives would be if their own people owned this land.

“Juli presented a statue of Bodhisattva inlaid with Dongzhu in gold, a pair of white jade sutra boxes with longevity patterns, seven pagodas inlaid with tourmaline, a hundred white knives in gold and carved sheaths, a hundred cows and sheep, and eighty bloody horses…”

“Five pairs of filigree-dot emerald heads and faces, a pair of crystal octagonal pots with double animal ears, ten pairs of red sandalwood inlaid with gold and jade chopsticks, ten pairs of gold and ruby candlesticks, ten pairs of beeswax cranes and deer with spring double-hole flower holders, a pair of golden double phoenix pattern basins, a hundred dendrobiums of Eastern beads*…”

The eunuch in charge read out the list of gifts from the two countries in a sharp voice. After hearing this, the envoys of the two countries glared at each other.

Envoy of Gaomi: Wow, Juli is so scheming!They even gave away the most precious cattle, sheep and horses!He must want to unite with Jin to attack Gaomi!

Juli envoy: Wow, Gaomi is so shameless!The Queen of our country likes these gold and silver jewelry the most, and she has never given them to her for birthdays before!Sure enough, they have different intentions, and they are even talking about forming an alliance in private. It seems that they just want to mess with us!

On the side of the Jin Dynasty, the scheming ministers were drinking wine with smiles. Jin Ren Emperor Shen Qingcang, who was sitting at the top of the table, listened to the recitation indifferently, waved his hand and ordered the chamberlain to arrange the envoys of the two countries on the seats that had been prepared in the palace.

After the visit to the envoy was over, it was the turn of the Jin ministers present to offer birthday gifts.

In order to please the new emperor, the ministers racked their brains and began to search and prepare for it more than half a year in advance. Some presented extinct exotic flowers and animals, some presented a huge East China Sea night pearl, some presented a hand-drawn map of thousands of miles of rivers and mountains to show their integrity, and some presented a longevity brocade embroidered by thousands of people to show their integrity.It can be said that a hundred flowers bloom and there are thousands of rare treasures.

And Shen Nian, who was still drinking plum wine to relieve his tiredness because he was full, suddenly came to his senses as he listened to the series of reports.

Huh.

She seems to have forgotten to prepare a gift?

Her eldest maid, Gu Yu, seemed to have mentioned this half a month ago. However, Shen Nian was so bored in the heat that she was addicted to smoking ice, so she only asked them to make a fresh and comfortable dress, and confidently said that she would handle the gift herself.

Shen Nian’s original plan was to hug the emperor and the devil’s thigh tightly so as not to do anything bad in the future, but later he found that before she could hug him, he stretched out his legs. He announced her entry into the palace all day long, saying that she would be on duty, but ended up grabbing her candies every time. Shen Nian was so angry that she completely forgot about preparing gifts.

As for Guyu, who was standing behind his master, he always thought that his princess was preparing a surprise for the emperor, so she didn’t ask her to prepare it this year.After all, in previous years, she was allowed to buy whatever she wanted. Now that the emperor loves her so much, he will definitely prepare something different.

“Brother Imperial, I sincerely wish you good health in your dragon body and eternal peace in your holy body.”

While distracted, it was Princess Anhe’s turn to congratulate her on her birthday.She picked up a piano from the maid behind her and bowed Yingying to Shen Qingcang.

“I don’t have any gifts that I can come up with. I just want to sincerely wish my brother the emperor a long life, and wish the Jin Dynasty everlasting life, and the peace and prosperity of the country and the people.”

After saying that, she knelt down in front of the hall, put the guqin on her knees, and seemed to be planning to play a solo.

Shen Nian looked at Shen Nian who had obviously been preparing for a long time and was confident about showing off his piano skills. He rolled his eyes twice and stood up.

“Brother Imperial, A-Nian doesn’t have much gifts to offer, so today I will perform a dance for you with An He. I hope your holy body will recover soon. The wind will break through the waves, and the gods will kill the gods, and the Buddha will kill the Buddha!”

Everyone present was stunned by Princess An Ning’s bold and weird birthday greetings, especially the ministers of the Jin Dynasty. They cursed in their hearts, how could they mention the emperor’s unrecovered illness when there were clearly envoys from the country here??Isn’t this leaving a loophole for others to take advantage of??

Also, what does it mean to block gods and kill gods and Buddhas to block Buddhas?Amitabha!What if the gods and Buddhas are offended and the Jin Dynasty is punished??

In the silence of the room, only the body of the yellow-robed king sitting on the seat trembled slightly. When everyone thought it was Princess An Ning’s words that made the emperor angry, suddenly a deep laughter came from Emperor Jin Ren’s throat. Gradually, the laughter became louder and louder, resounding throughout the Tai Chi Palace.

Everyone looked closely and found that Emperor Jin Ren’s face was full of joy, and even the corners of his usually cold eyes were smiling, as if he was amused by Princess An Ning’s words.

“Okay, when that day comes, An Ning will be willing to join me to kill gods when gods stand in their way, and Buddha when they stand in the way of Buddha?”

Shen Nian stood in the palace dressed in red, with his pointed chin raised slightly, “That’s natural. Ah Nian is the emperor’s sister. Of course, wherever the emperor points, Ah Nian will hit!”

She repeated the promise she had made.

Due to the laws of heaven and karma, people in the world of cultivation rarely make promises, because making a promise is like adding a bondage to the body. If you break the oath, you will suffer backlash.

However, Shen Nian is a deviant and often talks nonsense based on his mood. He has suffered a lot because of this in the past, but he still has no intention of changing it.Under normal circumstances, she will not break her promise. Anyway, for her, many promises are just a matter of raising her hand.

The man in the seat was obviously pleased again by her words.

“Wang Shoude gave Princess An Ning ten pieces of brocade, five sets of emerald stones on her head and face, and hundreds of dendrobium beads.”

All the ministers: Your Majesty, isn’t this your birthday?Why did you start giving gifts back?

Envoy of Gaomi: How unreasonable!The one-of-a-kind treasure we present!Just given away by the Dog Emperor!

Envoy Gaomi: I have a saying mmp, I don’t know whether to say it or not.

Shen Nian: Come on, let’s try saying something?