[R18] It turns out you all want to have sex with me – “So You All Want to Fuck Me” Chapter 341 [English]
byEnding Extra: Unscientific Incident (Part 1)
There are some unscientific things happening in the world from time to time.
Although Gu Pan knew this…but when this kind of unscientific behavior happened to him…he was still a bit…unable to calm down.
She looked at the room where everything seemed to be suddenly enlarged overnight. She once closed her eyes again and felt that she must not have woken up yet.
Until Tang Yifei, who slept with him last night, roared angrily: “Damn it! Where’s my Dou’er! Where did you come from, kid!”
Gu Pan opened his eyes again and found that Tang Yifei had lifted him up from the bed without mercy.
The man’s strong arms could easily pick her up, but at this moment, he was looking for his wife in the room as effortlessly as he was carrying a little chicken.
Behind the curtain, none.
Bathroom, no.
Tang Yifei, who searched the room but couldn’t find his wife, heard a faint voice from the little kid he was carrying:
“Airplane…”
Hearing this, Tang Yifei vaguely felt that something was wrong.
After all, although everyone knows the nickname “Airplane”, the only one who dares to bring it into daily life is Gu Pan.
He quickly put the person down.
Gu Pan was already being carried so hard that his face turned a little pale, and he looked at Tang Yifei with his mouth pursed and a look of grievance and confusion.
“Why…why is the plane so big…”
Tang Yifei almost fainted with her soft and delicate childish voice.
“Holy shit…” He looked at the small round face intently, with a look of disbelief on his face, “You must be Dou’er…”
Gu Pan nodded his round little head.
He also stretched out his hand and rubbed his eyes, “What’s going on… I haven’t woken up yet from the plane… Please pinch me quickly…”
So Tang Yifei pinched Gu Pan’s little fleshy face and looked shocked.
What’s going on with his mother?
Apparently, the other five people thought the same way.
During breakfast time in the mansion, it was rare that there was no scene of men fighting and provoking each other. Everyone’s eyes were neatly focused on a certain little guy who was eating.
Gu Pan didn’t know why this happened. She was so generous that she could stuff food into her mouth with big gulps, but she was really a little hungry…
No matter how serious it is…you still have to eat enough, right?
Breakfast was a special children’s meal that the cook had prepared temporarily for Gu Pan. Just after Baixu took a bite, it was so sweet that he couldn’t swallow it.
However, someone who became smaller overnight also had a change in his taste. He ate something delicious and sweet, with a ring of ketchup smeared around his mouth, looking careless.
But six people were worried.
While Gu Pan was eating, several people used all the resources at hand to investigate this matter.
It wasn’t until Gu Pan finished eating that he reached for a tissue out of habit.
The little hands that had become shorter overnight could not reach the paper box. They fluttered in the air several times before Gao Yuan helped him.
Looking at Gu Pan, who was already sitting precariously, Gao Yuan simply lifted the person up and sat on his knees, then lowered his head and carefully wiped the ketchup around her mouth.
Gu Pan’s body was originally so soft that men didn’t dare to touch it with force every time. Now that it has become smaller, the feeling is even stronger.
Sitting in his arms seemed to be a soft and fragrant little bun. When he wiped her mouth, his black grape-like eyes stared at him intently.
It makes people’s hearts melt.
Suddenly, he felt a light touch on his leg.
He Zhizhou directly took the little nanny away, “Apart from all that, little Panpan is really… cute after she gets smaller.”
It’s so small, it seems like it can be carried away in your pocket at any time.
“…” Gu Pan’s hands and feet suddenly flew into the air, a little panicked, “Zhouzhou, don’t make trouble!”
It was obviously an ordinary dialogue, but because of the milky voice, it seemed as if it was deliberately imitating the tone of an adult.
“How old are you now? Four years old? Five years old?” He Zhizhou raised the person above his head with his hand, his tone was so soft, “Huh? Baby, tell me…”
“You are an idiot… you are not a real child…” Bai Xu forcefully snatched the person from He Zhizhou’s hand, put it on the ground, then squatted down and poked Gu Pan in the face, “But… I didn’t expect you to be quite cute when you were a child.”
“Is this… is this the point…” The little man looked at Bai Xu with a serious face, his eyes widened, “What if I can’t change back!”
As soon as the words came out, all the men’s movements stopped.
“What are you afraid of…” Gu Chengjue was the quickest to answer, “Then this time I will accompany you to grow up again.”
“It won’t happen.” Xu Jingtang hung up the phone and came over. He looked at the little man intently and then picked up Gu Pan from the ground. “I just talked to the research institute. Did you ask them to develop a beauty pill?”
His little secret was revealed, which made Gu Pan feel shy, “Yes, yes…”
“That pill has not undergone detailed clinical testing. The preliminary effect is only identified as being able to re-inject activity into cells. However, if taken too often, it will cause reverse growth.”
“Reverse growth?” Gu Pan was stunned for a moment, then buried his head in the crook of Xu Jingtang’s neck, “Then this is going too far…can’t we go back to eighteen years old…”
Xu Jingtang patted the little man on the back and said, “Tell me before letting them do anything in the future.”
The moment he heard Gu Pan’s question, Xu Jingtang felt his heart drop.
After all, he is not Gu Chengjue, and he doesn’t have so many years to wait for her to grow up again.
But fortunately, people from the institute have previously concluded in clinical studies that this reverse growth will not last long, only about a week at most.
This week could be short or long, but since I couldn’t go to the studio anyway, Gu Pan asked He Zhizhou to call the people at the studio, saying that the week wouldn’t go by and that he was going to take a vacation at home.
Monday, Mingji headquarters.
“Hey, have you heard? There seems to be an extra child in Mr. Tang’s office!”
“Oh my god, it’s true. How old is this kid?”
The gossip spread quickly among all the colleagues, lifting everyone’s spirits on an already discouraging Monday.
At the same time, in the CEO’s office, Gu Pan stood on Tang Yifei’s lap and tugged on his ears, “I even said I wouldn’t come! You are very strong, aren’t you?”
Now that he is smaller, Gu Pan can’t even resist. As long as he is picked up by these people, even if he twists into a loach in their arms, it doesn’t work. He gets tired very quickly.
Tang Yifei’s ears were turned red but he still wanted to give Boss Dou a smile, “Boss Dou, Sister Dou, you don’t know how boring this office would be without you. You’ve been busy lately…”
Gu Pan felt a little guilty after saying that.
So when the assistant came in to deliver lunch at noon, he saw someone sitting at the president’s desk using a computer to watch Peppa Pig, and the president was pushed to the side by someone and was working on a laptop instead of on the guest sofa.
“Mr. Tang…this…” The assistant was really confused.
After all, he had never seen Tang Yifei be so tolerant to anyone other than Gu Pan.
Tang Yifei raised his eyelids and glanced at the assistant.
“What? Don’t you know that a small screen is bad for children’s eyes?”
Gu Pan almost laughed out loud.
Tang Yifei’s behavior was unanimously criticized by other people when he got home that night.
As a result, starting from the second day, it became two people accompanying each other and supervising each other.
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