[R18] It turns out you all want to have sex with me – “So You All Want to Fuck Me” Chapter 335 [English]

Ending extra chapter·Tang Yifei

It was agreed among the six men that each of them would take a week to have his or her ideal wedding, during which no one else would disturb them.

Tang Yifei’s wedding was the first to start planning, not because of anything else, but simply because she had both time and money.

Gu Pan didn’t know why this guy suddenly had so much time after getting married, but in Tang Yifei’s own words, “time is like Dou’er’s cleavage, there will always be some if you squeeze it!”.

Then he was beaten violently by Gu Pan.

In the end, we spent most of the night discussing whether Gu Pan had cleavage or not.

The wedding venue was set in England. Tang Yifei directly bought an old castle and built it as he pleased. Looking at the battle, it seemed as if he could not tell the whole world that he was getting married.

This made Gu Pan panic for a while. He was always worried that this person would invite too many people and would also find a bunch of media. It would be best to do a global live broadcast or something…

However, after arriving in the UK, Tang Yifei took Gu Pan for two days to visit famous places before starting the official wedding schedule.

The morning before the wedding, Tang Yifei and Gu Pan started trying on wedding dresses.

However, it was said to be a trial, but in fact they had been customized and the size completely matched Gu Pan’s current figure. Regarding this, Gu Pan only had one problem –

“Why did you customize so many pieces?” She looked at the wedding dresses with exquisite workmanship and ingenious designs hanging in a row like a roadside sale. She was once again puzzled by Tang Yifei’s brain circuit, “Don’t you only wear one when you get married?”

Tang Yifei immediately said, “You don’t understand this?” and seriously explained to Gu Pan, “Think about it, Dou’er, if you have a lot of clothes, you can change them in between. You can also take a break while changing, and you can take other nice photos after changing. For example, you can change one set when swearing in the oath, and another set when cutting the cake…”

Gu Pan: “…it sounds a little tired.”

“Then it’s okay if you don’t change it!” Tang Yifei immediately felt aggrieved, “Just a few more sets and more choices. What’s more, I didn’t customize many sets, just… five, six, seven, eight or ninety sets…”

Yes, yes, five, six, seven, eight or ninety sets…

“Speaking of, the plane…” Gu Pan asked Tang Yifei while looking at the wedding dress, “Did you invite a lot of people this time? It feels like the venue is quite big… Such a big venue…”

“No! Am I such an ignorant person!” Tang Yifei hurriedly stepped forward to ask for a favor, “I invited some of my friends to come over and have fun, and I didn’t even call my parents!”

Gu Pan pursed his lips, “Am I still too wronged to you…”

Tang Yifei hugged Little Mung Bean with a playful smile, “What’s the grievance? I’m the first, and they are even worse, hehehehehe…”

“You know I didn’t mean this…”

“Okay, go and change into the wedding dress. There will be a lot of people competing with me tomorrow to see it. I want to be the first to see it today!” Tang Yifei said, taking a wedding dress and pushing Gu Pan into the dressing room.

Gu Pan knew that Tang Yifei just didn’t want him to get into trouble again, so he took a deep breath and began to study the wedding dress on hand.

Without combing her hair or putting on makeup, Gu Pan just wanted to see which wedding dress would look better first. As soon as she walked out, she was picked up by a joyful Tang Yifei and spun around in the air twice before putting her down.

“You’re so beautiful, Dou’er! This wedding dress suits you so well!”

Gu Pan was still a little dizzy, “Yeah, really?”

“It’s really good-looking! It’s not cool if you don’t brag about it! Wow, customization is really good. From now on, I might as well have all your daily clothes custom-made!” Tang Yifei was very excited.

At that time, Gu Pan was so blown away that she floated up. But when every set of wedding dresses received similar comments, she couldn’t bear it anymore.

“Why do you say the same thing every time! It’s obviously not very suitable for you!” Gu Pan pinched Tang Yifei’s cheek, “It’s so perfunctory!”

“How do you call this perfunctory! I feel sincere affection for every one of you!” Tang Yifei was so pinched that he couldn’t speak clearly. “I’ll hit you four. If I perfunctory you, I’ll have sex…”

“…” Gu Pan didn’t expect that this guy would go directly to his lower body, so he quickly interrupted, “Forget it, just say it looks good…”

Late at night, when Gu Pan was half asleep and half awake, he felt that his side was empty. He suddenly lost all sleep. He got up and searched the room but found no one, so he simply left the room.

The servants had gone to bed long ago, and the world outside the room was pitch black. In this huge space, it was so quiet that there seemed to be only one person watching.

Gu Pan was so scared that he wanted to find Tang Yifei again. Horrible stories about British castles kept popping up in his mind. His pace became faster and faster, and in the end he was running around headlessly like a little mouse.

He didn’t know how long he had been running around, but Gu Pan finally caught sight of a room with the lights on.

When he pushed the door open and walked in, he saw Tang Yifei holding a video conference using a projector. The forty or so people on the screen were more or less startled by the sound of the door opening, but they couldn’t see what was going on here.

“Mr. Tang, over there…”

When Tang Yifei saw his little daughter-in-law standing at the door of the study room with a shocked face and sweating profusely, he quickly turned off the camera after saying “Ten minutes of rest” and rushed over to pick up Gu Pan.

“Why are you awake? You’re sweating profusely. Did you run here?”

Gu Pan didn’t feel anything at first, but when he saw Tang Yifei’s grievance, he felt a surge of grievance.

“I found you weren’t there in the middle of my sleep… I came out to look for you, but it’s too big here… I can’t find you!” Gu Pan’s nose became more and more sore, and he breathed hard as he spoke, “I don’t like it here… It’s so scary here… I want to go home…”

The soft and waxy voice with a crying tone almost made Tang Yifei cry. He quickly hugged his wife and sat down at the desk, “Okay, okay, I’ll arrange the flight back now, okay, don’t cry, don’t cry.”

Gu Pan clenched his fists and punched Tang Yifei several times, “Why are you running around without sleeping in the middle of the night… It’s so dark and scary outside…”

This question focused on Tang Yifei’s pain point.

You know, he seems to be quite free during the day, and he won’t do the work by himself. Tang Yifei can only grit his teeth and do it all night.

Fortunately, now that I’m abroad, I can still hold a meeting to review the project due to the time difference. When I was preparing for the wedding in China, it was hard for a group of senior executives to accompany me and mess around.

There is no way, after all, the wedding cannot be known to the parents, and the father cannot be asked to help.

Tang Yifei didn’t intend to let Gu Pan know about this, nor would he let Gu Pan know about it. He didn’t say anything and just touched Gu Pan’s back and kept coaxing softly: “It’s okay, it’s okay. I will never run around again in the future. I guarantee you will catch me right away.”

Gu Pan cried for a while and calmed down. Thinking back to what happened just now, he pursed his lips and said, “Were you in a meeting just now…”

“It’s not… that, they miss me and want to see me.” Tang Yifei lied immediately.

Then Gu Pan pinched his cheek hard and said, “Come on! You must be in a meeting! I’m telling you why you are so idle during the day recently! Are you secretly working overtime at night?”

It’s over, Mung Bean is no longer the stupid Mung Bean. This kind of reaction speed is simply unscientific.

Tang Yifei’s face was hurt, but he still had to give his wife a smile, “How can I, this is not because something happened unexpectedly today…”

“I’ll accompany you.” Gu Pan let go of Tang Yifei’s face and pouted, “You go to the meeting, I’ll sit here.”

Tang Yifei held back for five seconds before kissing those little lips, “Can I take you back to your room to sleep? You know I’m very bored in meetings…”

“Not good.” Gu Pan was determined.

No matter how hard Tang Yifei’s arms were, he couldn’t twist his wife, so he could only walk back to the desk like a good boy and turn on the camera again.

The moment he opened it, Jun’s face turned cold.

“Let’s continue.”

Gu Pan curled up on the sofa in the study and fell asleep unknowingly amid the sound of Tang Yifei’s meeting.

About tomorrow’s wedding?

Who knows, whether it can be held as scheduled depends on Gu Pan’s mood.

Anyway, Tang Yifei has only one principle in life since a long time ago – only do what Gu Pan wants to do.

Will the guests be angry if they are fooled?

None of your business.

Anyway, the pigeon egg has been put on the little mung bean’s hand, and he has nothing to fear.

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Word count in this chapter: 2561

This set of solo extras can only be said to be related to marriage, not necessarily weddings.

Anyway, I personally think the sweetness is okay [stroke my beard]

What do you think?