It turns out you all want to have sex with me

[R18] It turns out you all want to have sex with me – “So You All Want to Fuck Me” Chapter 250 [English]

244. Simulated wedding

Early in the morning, Gu Pan left the bed that was already so ruined that he couldn’t sleep on it. Tang Yifei took him into his room to take a bath and sleep.

Looking at Tang Yifei who was putting on a suit excitedly, Gu Pan felt really hateful…

They had barely slept all night, and he had at least slept for a few hours. Why was it that now Tang Yifei could change clothes and go to the company in high spirits, but he could hardly open his eyes?

Isn’t this man a monster that sucks women’s essence…

Gu Pan was thinking secretly in his heart and saw Tang Yifei turning towards him, “Dou’er, what do you think of me wearing this?”

What I have to say is that Tang Yifei’s aesthetics has indeed made a qualitative leap compared to before. When he opened the wardrobe just now, he glanced at it and didn’t see any vulgar color matching or leopard print elements.

He’s wardrobe finally has the calmness that a normal man of his age should have. It is mainly composed of a large amount of black and gray, supplemented by a small amount of navy blue and other He colors. At first glance, it looks many times more comfortable than before.

Today Tang Yifei is wearing a black woolen suit jacket. The decent tailoring and crisp fabric are full of high-end feeling. Coupled with Tang Yifei’s deceitful skin, the visual effect is explosive.

“…It looks good.” Even though he was still a little angry about Tang Yifei’s behavior of climbing into bed in the middle of the night, Gu Pan had to admit that this outfit looked really good on Tang Yifei.

“Hey, Dou’er, can you help me tie my tie? The one I tie doesn’t look as good as yours.” Tang Yifei chose a tie from the drawer and walked to the bed shamelessly, looking at Gu Pan, who had half-closed his eyes with expectant eyes.

In desperation, Gu Pan had no choice but to get up on the bed and tie this troublesome man’s tie.

Tang Yifei lowered his eyes and looked at the girl who was tying his tie. Although her hair was disheveled, her eyes were full of seriousness. She suddenly felt so soft that she couldn’t help but reach out and wrap her arms around Gu Pan’s waist, and rub her head on Gu Pan’s shoulder.

Look how his little mung bean looks like a newlywed wife!

Although Gu Pan’s head was full of questions and she wanted to kick the plane away, but the tie knot in her hand was about to be completed, so she had to complete the things at hand first.

Of course, she didn’t know that Tang Yifei had already started to think about the newlywed PLAY in his mind. She just felt that the plane brain was somehow wrong and there was something wrong…

After tying his tie, Gu Pan was about to crawl back onto the bed to sleep, but Tang Yifei pulled him back again.

“Plane!” Gu Pan put his hands on his hips and raised his neck to glare at Tang Yifei, who was much taller than him. “I’m sleepy! I want to sleep! I’ll get angry if you make trouble again!”

Tang Yifei felt aggrieved: “I’m going to do it right now!”

There is only one last step left before the newlywed wife sends her husband off!

“Is there anything else…” Gu Pan glanced at Tang Yifei’s wrist, confirmed that the watch was fine, and then skillfully found a tie clip from the drawer and put it on Tang Yifei.

Because of her previous work as a relationship consultant, Gu Pan was as familiar with Tang Yifei’s home as she was with her own. She knew exactly what was in which drawer and which clothes were in which wardrobe.

Although the wardrobe has changed a lot now, because these small items were basically selected by Gu Pan for Tang Yifei at that time, they have not been changed much.

“Kiss me!” Just like in the TV series!

Then Tang Yifei looked at Gu Pan with excitement, and saw his little mung bean looking at him as if he was sick.

“Just for a moment, your face will be fine, okay!” Tang Yifei was not discouraged and moved closer to Little Mung Bean. The tall man of about 1.8 meters was very good at acting coquettishly, “Just for a moment!”

Gu Pan was really sleepy. She hadn’t slept much for two days and two nights, and now she just wanted to become one with the bed.

Seeing Tang Yifei in front of him who looked determined and unwilling to let him go, Gu Pan could only make up his mind and touch him quickly on the cheek with his lips.

“Okay, I’m going to bed!”

After saying that, Gu Pan immediately walked around Tang Yifei and rolled back to the bed, rolled up the quilt around himself, and found the most comfortable position to fall asleep.

“Then you have to get up at noon to eat, you know, and then go back to sleep after eating!”

“Yeah.”

“If you miss me, just call me. Don’t be embarrassed.”

“…Hmm.”

“I’ll tell the front desk later that if I see you, I’ll let you in directly without notifying me. You can go directly to me!”

“…………”

“How about you go with me…”

Before Tang Yifei finished speaking, a pillow flew towards him, catching him off guard.

After finally catching the pillow with a sudden burst of reflexes, Tang Yifei knew that Little Mung Bean was really sleepy and anxious no matter how reluctant he was to let go, so he could only put the pillow back obediently, and then walked out of the room with three steps.

Gu Pan didn’t sleep for long when he was woken up by a knock on the door.

“Madam, it’s time to eat. Madam, are you awake?”

So noisy…

“Madam, please wake up, Mr. Tang specially asked us to let you eat…”

Eat shit…

“Mrs.!”

“Mrs…”

When Gu Pan slowly walked over and opened the door, there were a lot of people standing at the door.

The leader is Aunt Wang, whom Gu Pan met yesterday. She usually takes care of the chores in this villa.

In fact, it is understandable that Aunt Wang came to knock on the door and look around, but behind Aunt Wang there were four or five young men in black suits standing…

“Wow consultant… Bah, ma’am, you finally woke up. If you didn’t wake up, we would have thought you fainted in there!”

Why are these people still so disagreeable?

Surrounded by a group of men in black, Gu Pan didn’t even have the time to say “I just want to sleep and don’t want to eat” before he went downstairs in a daze.

When they got to the dinner table, Gu Pan could only hold back one sentence: “Who is the wife?”

“Of course it’s you.” The gangster asked Aunt Wang to put the dishes on the table, “Mr. Tang specially asked us to change our words this morning!”

Everyone present except Gu Pan witnessed Tang Yifei coming out of the room with a happy face early in the morning, but when he told them to change his words, he became extremely stern:

“If any of you dare to call me a consultant again, I will deduct your year-end bonus! If you call me, I will deduct your salary! If you call me again, I will deduct your clothes!”

Who dares to disobey such power?

Gu Pan casually picked at the rice in the bowl and drooped his eyes: “Xiao Hei, I still like you to call me a consultant…”

“Oh… Mrs. Gu, we didn’t expect that you would suddenly become Mrs. Tang!” Xiao Hei also felt aggrieved, “We always thought that Mr. Tang would look down on you!”

…If this were in ancient times, Gu Pan would definitely have dragged all these people out and beheaded them with a slap on the table.

But what they said makes sense.

If she hadn’t gone to the Tang family to pretend to be Tang Yifei’s girlfriend, how could she have been called “Mrs. Tang”.

She understands the truth, but isn’t it still a bit too early to call her “ma’am” now…

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