155 “Blessing from Heavenly Official” Chapter 154
by☆, 154 Why not Li, why not Jingwen 2
Seeing an uninvited guest suddenly breaking in, Jingwen said warily: “Who are you?!”
However, the person who questioned him was not a “person”, but an extremely rough stone statue of a man, naked but covered with strips of cloth. It was inexplicably strange and inexplicably funny.
No wonder he didn’t make footsteps when he walked, but made a strange “dong dong” sound; no wonder Pei Ming and Ling Wen were shocked when they saw him; no wonder Pei Ming said Ling Wen was lying with his eyes open.Because, from head to toe, this thing really doesn’t look like a female ghost at all.
Both Pei Ming and Lingwen were wrapped in scroll-like objects, and Jingwen held them tightly in their hands, unable to move.Xie Lian finally came back to his senses and said: “???Me???”
Jingwen said, “Are you the Prince of Xianle?”
Xie Lian was startled and said: “Huh? You actually recognize me? This is really…”
However, it is not surprising that when Xie Lian ascended for the first time, the formation was huge.He may not recognize every priest in heaven, but every priest in heaven definitely recognizes him.Just like now, he doesn’t remember what Jingwen looks like at all, but Jingwen still remembers him and said: “Of course. Your Highness the Crown Prince’s journey to immortality has been full of ups and downs. It’s hard for me not to know you!”
Xie Lian was inexplicably moved and said subconsciously: “It’s a great honor, a great honor…but how could you become like this…”
Jing Wen said: “How did I become like this?”
Xie Lian coughed lightly and nodded, feeling that his question was a bit rude.Jingwen took the opportunity to get angry and said: “It’s not thanks to this bitch Nangongjie! After the decline of Jingwen Palace, my magic power became weaker and weaker, and she also went around chasing and intercepting me. I only had to attach myself to this stone statue as a last resort, so that it can survive to this day!”
Ling Wen said: “It’s not much better than you, isn’t it? At first you personally ordered me to stay in Jingwen Hall until three o’clock, but then you went out and said that it was me who shamelessly stayed late at night to pester you. Words can kill people invisible, I responded with a clear sword, which is much more polite.”
After saying that, he suddenly kicked out and hit Jingwen in the lower body.In Xie Lian’s view, this move is really not very powerful. After all, the stone statue is not a body, and the most it can do is kick the few strips of cloth on Jingwen’s body.Unexpectedly, Jingwen let out a sharp scream, as if he was really kicked to the core, and covered his lower body.
However, it was already too late.The layer of white cloth surrounding his crotch was kicked off by Lingwen’s kick. Xie Lian looked quickly and saw that there was nothing under the white cloth.
Nothing means that this is a naked stone statue. However, there is nothing under his crotch that he should have.
This stone statue is actually a eunuch!
Xie Lian said: “It turns out to be a statue of a eunuch!”
This kind of stone statue is often found in the tombs of dignitaries. It is a kind of burial object with a strong yin energy. It is indeed a good choice for possession.However, it is extremely ironic that Jingwen, a male priest who cared about losing to a woman, ended up as a eunuch slave statue!
Lingwen laughed and said: “Why are you so angry? That’s it! I can’t reach that high? How high can you reach with this look? I’ll wait and see! Hahahahahaha…”
Jingwen’s fig leaf was torn off and trampled to pieces. He was so angry that he grabbed Lingwen’s hair and shouted: “Shut up! I don’t know how many priests slept through me to reach this point. What can you be proud of?! Apologize to me!”
Lingwen almost had a lot of hair pulled off by him, but he endured the pain without begging for mercy, let alone apologizing.Pei Ming said: “Are you really a literary god? You have no character or elegance at all, and even the shrews who scold you are prettier than you!”
Xie Lian kept complaining, fearing that he would strangle both of them to death when he got excited. He couldn’t help but said “Hey” and raised his hands: “Calm down! Jingwen Zhenjun! Actually! It doesn’t make any difference if you have that thing or not! Really!”
Jingwen grabbed Lingwen with one hand and covered his lower body with the other, roaring: “You’re lying! It doesn’t make any difference if you have it or not?! Why don’t you try it without it?!”
Xie Lian said sincerely: “Really! Believe me! Although I have that thing! But! There is no difference from not having that thing! Because I have that thing!”
He offered himself again and appeared to speak from his own experience.After hearing this, Jingwen seemed to calm down a little and said: “Which one are you?!”
Xie Lian said: “That’s it! You know! Even if I have it, I never use it! Well, in fact, whether it is a male priest, a female priest, or… other priests, these are things outside the body, so there is no need to be so persistent…”
Jingwen interrupted him and said: “Since you think there is no difference, then cut it and show it to me.”
Xie Lian: “???”
Jing Wen immediately said: “Didn’t you say there is no difference? Hypocrisy! You are clearly reluctant to live without this thing. Stop using that nonsense to persuade me. I am not a young man who will cry and repent after eating two of your candies! It doesn’t matter if you don’t cut it, I cut it!”
He was referring to Pei Ming.Pei Ming was stunned: “What the hell?!”
This is terrible.Although many people wanted to cut off General Pei’s thing, Xie Lian didn’t want him to succeed here, so he hurriedly said: “Jingwen Zhenjun! Although it was her fault that Lingwen bullied you after your decline, you also bullied her before, so it’s even, so why do it so much!” While talking to divert attention, he quietly put down Ruoye and let it slip behind Jingwen like a snake.Jingwen said: “Even? It’s not that simple. You reminded me that I have something to ask this bitch! – Nangong, Xuli Mie Guo, did you do anything?”
Jingwen is the literary god enshrined on the altar by Xuli Kingdom, and Xuli Kingdom is his foundation.If the foundation is destroyed, it will naturally suffer impact and even decline.Therefore, it is very reasonable for Jingwen to doubt Lingwen.After he asked, Lingwen shut up and didn’t answer.Jingwen shouted: “Speak quickly! Is it you who did this?! I knew it must be you! It was definitely you, otherwise it would not have been possible to destroy him so quickly! It was all caused by you, an insidious bitch! That idiot general must have been caused by you!”
Xie Lian said: “Why are you asking yourself before Lingwen has answered… Wait, what? What general?”
Over there, Lingwen suddenly laughed softly.If Jingwen hadn’t been attached to the eunuch stone statue at the moment, with an expressionless face, he would have gritted his teeth and said, “Why are you laughing?”
Lingwen raised his head slightly and said softly: “Do you know what the consequences will be if you call him an idiot in front of him?”
Jingwen still didn’t understand why, but the next moment, the scroll binding Lingwen cracked, and a hand with black sleeves poked out from the broken debris, covering its heavenly spirit cover.
Jingwen didn’t have time to say another word before he froze. A crack appeared on his rough face, followed by the second and third…
Within three sounds, the entire body was shattered into pieces!
Lingwen broke free from the restraints and stood there, with layers of black energy floating around him, and the pile of rubble and debris at his feet.
It turns out that the “ancient country” in Jinyixian’s legend is the Xuli country, and Bai Jin is also from the Xuli country.Xie Lian had just finished sorting out his thoughts when he heard Pei Ming, who was still tightly restrained by the scroll, say: “Ling Wen? You stop first.”
Lingwen turned around and walked towards him step by step.Thinking of what Lingwen had just said to Pei Ming, “He doesn’t like you very much,” Xie Lian thought to himself, “Oops, are you going to kill people and silence them?”
As Lingwen walked away, he comforted him in a slow voice: “Bai Jin, he is already dead. It’s all nonsense. It’s nothing.”
However, the effect did not seem to be good, Lingwen said again: “I can’t help Lao Pei. He heard Jingwen say that you are my concubine, and he is determined to kill you. Your Highness, please help me!”
She didn’t need to remind her, Xie Lian had already cut open the scroll that bound Pei Ming with his sword. Pei Ming jumped up, and the two of them flew out of the hole and returned to the ground. Looking down, they saw Lingwen punching the place where Pei Ming was originally lying. The force was astonishing and rocks flew. It was even harder than the punches Xie Lian had just punched above to explore the way!
Xie Lian took Ruoxie away and wrapped it around his wrist. Pei Ming also managed to revive his wrist. After being tied for so long, the swelling in his left hand also subsided a little, but it was probably only from being stung by a million wasps to being stung by half a million wasps.He said: “I’m fucking wronged…”
Before he finished speaking, Lingwen’s figure was already in front of him!
The two of them exchanged palms and each stepped back a few feet.Xie Lian and Pei Ming looked at each other, feeling troubled, and ran away.Xie Lian ran and turned around and shouted: “Lingwen! Can you please advise General Bai again!”
Lingwen chased after them and said, “I tried to persuade him! But, he doesn’t believe me anymore!”
Pei Ming said: “He must be hurt because you lied to him!”
Xie Lian said: “Ling Wen! Can you change back to the female form? The female form’s body will be slightly less lethal!”
Lingwen said: “No!”
Xie Lian: “Why not?”
Lingwen: “He won’t let me change back!”
Pei Ming: “I understand! This boy doesn’t dare to touch a woman’s body! He’s a coward!”
Boom!A roof smashed in from behind, almost crushing Xie Lian and Pei Ming Taishan. Lingwen said: “I didn’t throw it! Who asked you to scold him? He became even more angry. Both of you are in danger!”
Xie Lian hurriedly said: “Ah? What does it have to do with me? I didn’t say anything. Lingwen, please tell him not to count me, okay?”
Pei Ming said: “Forget it, the more people we have, the easier it will be to share. Your Royal Highness, where is Xiao Pei? Where is Ban Yue Imperial Master? Where is your Blood Rain Detective???”
Xie Lian said: “I’m going to look for you in another direction. Don’t count on me. We’ve already traveled dozens of miles. Let’s run first! He has already sucked more than a thousand monsters. It’s not easy to fight head-on now!”
Unexpectedly, as soon as he finished speaking, the soles of his feet suddenly floated and his whole body was lifted up.Not only him, but also Pei Ming. Looking closely, it turned out that the two of them were each caught in a big net and hung in the air.
This was really a sudden disaster. The net seemed to be made of special materials and could not be torn open with bare hands.At the same time, many green-faced and fanged monsters and ghosts popped out of the woods in all directions. There were at least one or two hundred monsters and ghosts. They all clapped their hands and exulted: “Caught!!!”
“Hahahaha, is this the first time we’ve been caught? This trap is so effective!”
“Look what we caught, how many heads there are!”
He was careless for a moment, panicked and fell into the trap of such a third-rate brat.Xie Lian subconsciously touched Fangxin and drew the net. After touching the empty space, he realized that Fangxin fell to the ground suddenly when the net was raised, without bringing it up. Lingwen had already chased her under the net, and the person under his feet was Fangxin.The little ghosts didn’t know what was coming, and they said happily: “Here comes another one!”
Lingwen raised his hands, holding a dark will-o’-the-wisp in each palm.He raised his head and said to Xie Lian and Pei Ming: “You two, I… really can’t help myself.”
Xie Lian breathed out and said: “Lingwen, can I ask, what will happen if you are hit by this thing?”
Lingwen said: “Last time, I used such a big will-o’-the-wisp to hit His Highness Qiying, and he was injured. But fortunately, he can still run and jump.”
It seems that it is not very lethal, and it is nothing to be hit. Xie Lian and Pei Ming both breathed a sigh of relief and said: “It’s okay, okay…”
As soon as he said “It’s okay”, the two will-o’-the-wisps in Lingwen’s hands suddenly increased tenfold and turned into two raging fires rising into the sky!
Xie Lian: “…”
Pei Ming: “…”
“…” Lingwen said, “But I don’t know what will happen to such a big group after being hit.”
Pei Ming roared: “Wait, but I’m really not your concubine?!!!”
Ling Wen said: “It’s not like I don’t know, but it’s useless just for you to know and for me to know!”
A circle of demons and ghosts were stunned by the two groups of raging will-o’-the-wisps. They hurriedly attacked each of them and surrounded them fiercely, shouting: “What a boy! He is very courageous. He wants to snatch our heads when he is about to die. Kill him!!!”
However, miscellaneous brats like them do not pose any threat to Jin Yi Xian. At best, they just become a new wave of nutrients for him.Lingwen tilted his head slightly, and the phosphorescence of the will-o’-the-wisp reflected in his pupils. It seemed that he was ready to receive the head that was delivered to his door.At this moment, a gust of wind suddenly blew by.
Amidst the bursts of howls and screams, those little devils were blown up to the sky in an instant!
Rather than being blown up to the sky by the “wind”, it would be better to say that it was grabbed up to the sky by an invisible and strange giant hand!
Jin Yixian seemed to be aware of it and became vigilant. Lingwen lowered his hand holding the will-o’-the-wisp a little higher and slowly scanned the surroundings.Xie Lian tried his best to look upward, but the view above was blocked by dense branches and leaves, and the screams of the ghosts had long since stopped. Therefore, he had no idea what was happening above.Pei Ming said alertly: “Who is coming?”
After looking at it for a while, Xie Lian suddenly said: “Didn’t you smell it?”
Pei Ming said: “What?”
Thanks for the pity: “The fragrance of flowers.”
Pei Ming asked doubtfully: “Is there such a thing?”
Thank you for closing your eyes.After a moment, he said definitely: “Yes. It is indeed the fragrance of flowers.”
A faint, strange, cool floral fragrance.I don’t know its name, I don’t know where it is.Very light, very light, as if there is nothing.
Pei Ming frowned and said: “I didn’t smell the fragrance of the flowers, but I smelled it…”
Before he finished speaking, he felt something dripping onto his face. He wiped it casually and his pupils shrank slightly.
It’s blood.
Two drops of the will-o’-the-wisp in Lingwen’s hand were also dropped, and the flame suddenly weakened.He looked increasingly alert and raised his head sharply.In an instant——
The bloody storm fell from the sky!
Pei Ming was hanging higher than Xie Lian, and was immediately beaten into a red drowned rat by the sudden rain of blood, leaving only a pair of eyes, black, white, and white, wide open.The will-o’-the-wisps in Lingwen’s hands had been completely extinguished long ago, and he ducked under the tree to avoid the same consequences as the unsuspecting Pei Ming.And Xie Lian suddenly felt that the net was broken, and his body sank, falling downwards.He turned over in the air and landed firmly, just as the bloody wind was about to come.
It was too late to dodge anymore. Xie Lian raised his sleeves and was preparing to block as much as he could.However, after the darkness, he heard a low chuckle.
The air was suddenly filled with the mysterious and alluring fragrance of flowers.
Xie Lian raised his face slightly. He didn’t feel the rain hitting his face. Instead, he felt something extremely soft brushing against his face.
He stretched out his hand, caught it, looked down, and saw that what was quietly falling into his palm was a small bright red petal.
He raised his head again and held his breath, feeling unbelievable.
The rain of blood turned into a rain of flowers all over the sky!
There is no need to guess who the person is.Xie Lian gathered his five fingers, held the petals, and blurted out: “Sanlang!”
As soon as he turned around, he saw Lingwen falling down silently.And that tall young man standing alone, with black hair and red clothes, and a light smile, who is he if he is not Huacheng?
Flowers fall like blood, and blood flies like flowers.The face was as handsome and lively as the first time he saw it, and his eyes were shining.He slowly put the slender silver scimitar into its sheath and said solemnly: “Your Highness, I’m back.”
The author has something to say: Fafa has been so coquettish since she got fat.
Scatter all the petals for me!!!
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