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    ☆, Chapter 135 I, Bodhisattva, am utterly overwhelmed by it

    “Yes, it’s the lips!”

    When Tianyan opened his mouth and said this confidently, all the monks felt very strange: “Why the lips?”

    “How can anyone just have a ghostly look on their lips? Are you talking about lipstick?”

    Xie Lian subconsciously covered his mouth.

    I never thought that after a night of kissing in Qiandengguan, the scent of Huacheng on his body has not faded away yet!

    The Eye of Heaven looked at him and said, “Look, look, he is guilty, isn’t he?”

    Xie Lian immediately put down his hand and forcibly resisted the urge to turn around and look at Huacheng’s expression after hearing this sentence. Although Huacheng’s face was now covered with bandages, he could not see any expression.He said gently: “Hey, fellow Taoist, you have misunderstood. In fact, it is because my life is relatively tight and I use one thing for multiple purposes, such as this jar.”

    He raised the clay pot in his hand and said sincerely: “Although occasionally I use it to hold ghosts, but usually, I use it to pickle pickles. The pickles pickled in this jar have a unique flavor. After eating them, you will naturally… If you don’t believe it, you can try it yourself.”

    …Theoretically speaking, this approach is not impossible.The monks were doubtful, and the villagers all covered their mouths: “Huh? Master Xie, could it be that the pickles you gave us before were also pickled in this way?”

    “Then if we eat it, won’t it taste like ghosts?”

    On weekdays, the villagers would provide fruits and vegetables, so Xie Lian gave some pickles that he had picked in return. He quickly raised his hand and said, “Don’t worry, the jars given to everyone are in separate jars!”

    The Heavenly Eye opened angrily and said, “Are you sick? Aren’t you afraid of losing your life span by eating this kind of thing? Stop talking nonsense. There are more than one people hiding in your temple! Get out of the way!”

    This time, he was afraid of being stopped by the village chief again, so he rushed forward before he finished speaking.Seeing that the situation was not good, Xie Lian quickly retreated into the house, grabbed Quan Yizhen who was unconscious on the ground, shook him wildly by the collar, and said in his ear: “Qiying! Listen! I’m going to feed you Yujie Bingqing Pills again!”

    Hearing this, Quan Yizhen’s eyes suddenly opened wide.At the same time, Tianyan, who had just rushed in, screamed, covered his forehead and jumped out again, saying: “Don’t go in, everyone! There is an ambush!”

    As expected, the monks did not dare to act rashly, so they gathered around to protect him and said, “Brother Tianyan, what did you see?”

    The Heavenly Eye opened and said: “I didn’t see anything, I just saw a big ball of blinding white light!”

    “Oh, Taoist brother, this is incredible, your heavenly eye is smoking!”

    When he opened his eyes, sure enough, the red mark on his forehead turned into a black mark, and a wisp of white smoke emerged, like a candle blown out.He was shocked: “This…this!”

    Lingwen put down his half-eaten bun and said, “There’s so much noise outside. What’s going on?”

    A monk said: “Brother Tianyan, look, there are two children and a woman in the temple, plus this Taoist. Which one of these four people is ‘him’?”

    I opened my eyes and rubbed my forehead vigorously, but my eyes just couldn’t open.The white light he saw was Quan Yizhen’s spiritual light. When a priest felt that he was about to encounter great danger or a life challenge, the spiritual light covering his body would instinctively explode several times higher.Xie Lian used the dazzling light from the explosion at this moment to blind the Taoist’s eyes.It’s not that his decades of skill will be destroyed in one fell swoop, but it’s just that he shouldn’t be able to open his eyes again within a few days.Then Xie Lian picked up the plate with meatballs in one hand, and Quan Yizhen woke up completely. He grabbed Xie Lian’s hand tightly and said hoarsely: “I won’t eat it.”

    Xie Lian held his hand and said, “Don’t be afraid, I’m not here to feed you!”

    The group of mages who surrounded the Bodhisattva Temple exchanged glances, and shouted loudly for a while, and then rushed up.However, before Xie Lian could reach them, they were bounced away by an invisible barrier.A deep voice came from all directions in the sky: “You old monks and stinky Taoist priests who are like flies are still addicted? How dare you chase me here? You are tired of living!”

    “Flowers, flowers, flowers…”

    After several “flowers”, in the end, I was still too frightened by its power to open my eyes, and did not dare to call him by his name. He stuttered and said, “…Hua City Master! You, stop scaring people. We all know that Tonglu Mountain is about to open. In order not to be affected, you have blocked your own magic power. Now, you can’t be as arrogant as before! Just restrain, restrain, and capture without restraint…”

    Although he had lost his confidence after speaking, Xie Lian could feel that Hua Cheng was very angry now. He immediately rushed into the house and picked him up, whispering: “Stop talking! Don’t waste your mana, save your strength. Just leave it all to me!”

    Huacheng’s body was slightly stiff at first. After being picked up by him, he seemed to gradually lose his breath and said in a deep voice: “Okay.”

    Xie Lian hugged him and felt that Huacheng seemed to be getting younger again. Now he was probably only as old as a twelve or thirteen year old at most, and he couldn’t help but feel slightly worried.He held Huacheng in one hand and his heart in the other, and walked out and said, “Have you never thought that Qinggui Qirong lied to you?”

    Unexpectedly, upon hearing this, all the monks had strange expressions on their faces.Tianyankai asked in confusion: “Qinggui Qirong? What did he lie to us? Why did he lie to us?”

    Xie Lian frowned slightly and said, “Didn’t he tell you that you came here?”

    Tianyan opened his eyes and spat: “Who do you think we are? You want a ‘fierce’ to tell the truth? Are we going to collude with that kind of thing?”

    Not Qi Rong?How did the news get out?

    Before he had time to think about it, the group of monks had already attacked. Xie Lian knocked away seven or eight swords and five or six magic staffs with one sword. One monk said: “Amitabha, why do fellow Taoists insist on protecting this evildoer?”

    Xie Lian refused to give in and said: “Master, no matter what, it is not good to take advantage of others’ danger.”

    The sky opened and he said: “He is a ghost, not a human being! Do you, a young and inexperienced person like you, want to be so pedantic and hypocritical?”

    Staffs, swords, and knives all attack together. If you use your heart, you will inevitably hurt mortals.Morally speaking, mortals can hit priests, but priests cannot hit mortals, because they must be tolerant, generous, compassionate, and caring for all living beings. They cannot argue with mortals. If you dare to hit mortals, you will have a demerit and merit points will be deducted. Xie Lian is not as unrestrained and generous as Quan Yizhen. He doesn’t have much merit in the first place, and if he deducts any more points, he will lose the points. He put away his sword and said, “Come here if Ruoxie! Qiying, watch the spirit text!”

    Ruoxie often felt aggrieved when tying up men, but had a different look when tying up women. Xie Lian shouted twice before reluctantly taking off Lingwen’s hands.The next moment, a bolt of white lightning flashed across the wrists of dozens of people. Those whose hands were a little unsteady could no longer hold the weapon, and asked in shock: “What kind of magic weapon is this?”

    “Is this a magic weapon? It looks like a white silk used for hanging. It’s very evil…”

    “You can’t tell, this kid has two brushes!”

    Unexpectedly, while Xie Lian was fighting with these mages, Lingwen shook his head, straightened his clothes, stood up, and said, “Thank you for your hospitality, Your Highness. I’ll leave first.”

    Xie Lian was slightly startled and said: “Lingwen, one day is coming! Where are you going? Do you want to break your promise?”

    Lingwen said: “Yes. I just want to break the promise.”

    She said it confidently, as if she was saying “I just want to do justice for heaven”, but Xie Lian was speechless.After a moment, he said: “It wasn’t Qi Rong who leaked the news, it was you.”

    Lingwen smiled and said: “Although I am not a Martial God, and I am bound by Ruoxie, I can still do a lot of things using only psychic skills.”

    Sure enough!But how did Lingwen know that this bandaged boy was from Huacheng?She and Lang Ying hadn’t even spoken a few words or met a few times, and Xie Lian didn’t notice it so quickly as she did!

    Seeing her holding her hands behind her back and preparing to leave grandly, Xie Lian couldn’t take her hands away and said: “Qiying, we can’t let her go!”

    Although she had just eaten a Yujie Bingqing pill, Quan Yizhen had now climbed up and regained her strength. Moreover, Lingwen was a literary god and had no power to restrain a chicken. Quan Yizhen could stop her with just one finger.Hearing Quan Yizhen say from a distance: “Okay!” Xie Lian then went to fight against the group of Taoists with confidence.After a while, there was a loud noise, the roof of Bodhisattva Temple was broken, and a figure flew high into the sky.

    Xie Lian turned around and was shocked. He said to the room: “Qiying, you can’t fight like this!”

    It’s okay for the Martial God to be thrown away like this. The Martial God is meant to fight the big ones.But after all, Lingwen is still a priestess and a god of literature. Quan Yizhen’s brutal fighting style must be beaten alive!

    Unexpectedly, a figure slowly walked out of the house and said: “Bai Jin, you can’t fight like this.”

    The voice was clear and cold, and it was clearly Lingwen, but the moment she came out, Xie Lian had the illusion that the person coming out of the room was not Lingwen, but a very tall young man with so much evil energy.However, if you take a closer look, you will still see that Lingwen’s figure is thin.

    Lingwen is a literary god, absolutely true.If she had deliberately concealed her strength in the past, she would never have been able to hide it from Xie Lian. Why was she suddenly able to beat Quan Yizhen to the sky???

    Huacheng said in a deep voice: “Brother, be careful, she put on those clothes.”

    Seriously!Although on the surface, Lingwen was still dressed in black, a layer of steaming black energy was surrounding her, making her seem to be a completely different person, with murderous intent, but her fair face was extremely calm, forming a strange contrast.Xie Lian tentatively stabbed with a sword, and the spirit text melted away with a flick of his sleeve. Just as Quan Yizhen fell from the sky, he hit the ground with a bang. When he saw this flick, his eyes suddenly lit up and he said: “Okay!”

    Xie Lian’s eyes also glowed and he said: “Okay!”

    Lingwen’s move just now was really beautiful.No, it should be said that it was the move that Jin Yixian helped Lingwen block!

    When the Jinyi Immortal appears on other people, they either lose their minds or suck up their blood. When worn on Lingwen’s body, they are invulnerable and can actively attack, instantly causing a Wen Shen to throw away the Western Martial God.I have never heard of Jinyi Xian having such miraculous effects before.Who would have thought that this Jinyi Immortal could still be used by her after her head and limbs were chopped off?

    At this time, not to mention the villagers of Bochi Village, even the monks were all shocked.Tianyan opened his eyes and said: “What’s good? Is it okay to be beaten? Is there a normal person in this temple? I think they are all not human!”

    Quan Yizhen was eager to try, jumped up from the ground and attacked again.Lingwen whispered: “I told you, don’t stay any longer!”

    She said this to Jin Yixian, but her body did not listen to her words. She blocked Quan Yizhen’s fist with her elbow and started beating him hard.He was demolishing and beating, while demolishing and beating, with the wind of fists and palms, he was so shocked that an old wall in Bodhisattva Temple was crumbling. The Jinyi Immortal indeed had the potential to ascend, but Quan Yizhen was actually at a disadvantage.Xie Lian couldn’t help but said: “Um…please, can you stand farther away and fight? Stand farther away!”

    Before he finished speaking, a group of monks surrounded him again, throwing forty or fifty knives, swords, hammers, canes and staffs at them. Xie Lian’s expression changed, and he raised his hands and said: “Wait, no!!!!”

    In this cry of sorrow, the Bodhisattva Temple, which had endured countless devastations but had remained strong for a long time, finally truly and completely collapsed.

    Xie Lian was stunned for a moment, filled with desolation: “Sure enough, each of my houses can’t last more than half a year. Now I really want to ask for donations for building repairs…”

    Huacheng said: “Brother, don’t be sad, it’s just a house, there are plenty of it.”

    Xie Lian reluctantly pulled himself together, but saw Tian Yan stumbled over to him, covering his forehead, and pointed at him: “You, a young man who uses tricks, dare to ruin my Taoist practice! Who is your master? How many years have you been in the profession? Which monastery is your name? Which god do you worship?!”

    Xie Lian turned his head suddenly, and a fierce meaning suddenly flashed between his eyebrows, and he said seriously: “Who are you asking me? Listen up! – I am the noble Crown Prince, you mobs and unruly people, all kneel down!”

    This sound was like a thunderbolt in the clear sky, and someone on the spot almost knelt down in front of him. Only after being pulled by his companions did he come back to his senses: “What are you doing? Are you really kneeling down?”

    “It’s strange, it’s strange. Before I knew it…”

    Xie Lian said sharply:

    “I am over eight hundred years old, older than all of you here combined, and have crossed more bridges than you have walked!

    “I have palaces and temples all over the place, and I have believers and pilgrims from all over the world. If you don’t know my name, you are ignorant!

    “I don’t worship God.

    “I am God!”

    After listening to this powerful and shameless passage, everyone was stunned and opened their mouths unconsciously: “…Huh???”

    Xie Lian was talking nonsense, and he had been waiting for this moment. The plate in his hand flew away, and dozens of white meatballs scattered in all directions with the sound of breaking the wind like iron bullets and steel balls, and accurately bounced into the mouths of a row of people who were shocked. After throwing it away, he wiped his sweat and said: “Please forget what I just said, in fact, I am just a rag collector!””

    Everyone who had eaten the meatballs changed their expressions: “Ah!Hit, hit!”

    There were a few who were particularly deft with their swords and intercepted the ball. They raised the sword in front of their eyes. The ball was still spinning at high speed, sparking fiercely with the sword blade.Everyone couldn’t help but be horrified: “This… what kind of hidden weapon is this?!?!It is extremely hard and has a strange luster. Could it be that it is just like in the legend…”

    Thanks for the pity: “Not bad!This is the legendary Yujie Bingqing Pill, which is extremely poisonous. If you don’t drink enough 9981 glasses of water to detoxify it within one day, it will explode in your abdomen!”

    Although they had never heard of this name, everyone was even more horrified: “Hey!Is it really that poisonous?”

    “Anyway, drink water first!Anyway, detoxification just requires drinking water!Let’s go!Find water!!!”

    Immediately, more than a dozen of those who had been hit flew away.But over there, Lingwen beat him harder and harder, and actually grabbed Quan Yizhen’s neck with both hands and lifted him up.Although he had the upper hand, Lingwen’s expression was not very good, and he shouted: “Bai Jin!Do you want to kill him?No need to fight, just leave now!!!”

    It just so happened that Xie Lian still had one ball left. When Lingwen said the word “go”, he quickly threw the ball into her mouth.

    In an instant, the luster in Lingwen’s pupils disappeared, as if it had been sucked away by the thing she swallowed, and the black energy on her body suddenly faded.

    She looked at Xie Lian with a look on her face as she was trying to hold back vomiting, her lips moved silently for a moment, she held back for a while, threw Quan Yizhen to the ground, held her forehead and left.

    Quan Yizhen jumped up and chased her away.Xie Lian originally wanted to follow, but the group of monks stopped in front of him and shouted: “Everyone, hold on, reinforcements will be coming soon!”

    Still coming?We can’t stay in Bochi Village. We need to leave first.Quan Yizhen chased Lingwen and disappeared after a while.Xie Lian hugged Hua Cheng into his arms and said: “Hold on to me!”One step at a time, past the crowd, and strode away.

    Huacheng followed his words and hugged him tightly.For some reason, this scene seemed vaguely familiar to Xie Lian, but there was no time for him to go over it. This matter had to be reported immediately.Xie Lian sent a channeling message without thinking: “Something happened to Lingwen!I…”

    Lingwen: “…I know.”

    Xie Lian: “…Excuse me.”

    After a moment, Lingwen took the lead in cutting off the channeling.

    Xie Lian was also speechless.In the past, he would contact Lingwen directly for everything. Now that something happened to Lingwen himself, he didn’t react for a moment, but he still went to her to report it. He couldn’t laugh or cry.Xie Lian entered the psychic formation, hugged Huacheng and ran all the way while shouting: “Everyone!Please inform the whole court that Lingwen ran away wearing brocade clothes!!!”

    The author has something to say: Lingwen puts on the battle armor!Combat power +1000!Beat up the kid!

    If it is made by a priest, it is called a magic weapon; if it is made by a mortal Taoist priest or monk, it is called a magic weapon. It cannot be called a magic weapon until they ascend.

    Let’s take a look at the battle status of the three weapons:

    A century-old good combination: Huacheng (win), Qirong (defeat), Fengshi (defeat), Earth Master (defeat)

    Stir-fried Pork with Colorful Colors: Huacheng (win), Quan Yizhen (defeat)

    Yujie Bingqing Pills: Huacheng (win), Quan Yizhen (defeat), Lingwen (defeat)

    There is no doubt who is the strongest!

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