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    ☆, Chapter 114: Joking and saying things that mess with me will also mess with you 2

    After this sentence, Xie Lian was worried all the way.After a few more words, Huacheng’s words gave him the feeling of four words: “That’s all.” So Xie Lian didn’t ask any more questions.

    When we returned to Bodhisattva Temple, the sky had not yet broken.

    As soon as the door was opened, the pots and pans had to be put away neatly. Lang Ying, Gu Zi, and Qi Rong were all sleeping in the room, covered with quilts, and felt very safe.It seems that after he left, someone was indeed taking good care of this place and left quietly.

    As soon as Xie Lian came back this time, a lot of prayers followed.

    The Bodhisattva Temple has never received so many prayers, and he doesn’t think it’s because of the wealthy businessman who helped him promote his reputation – yes, the wealthy businessman who lived in the town finally fulfilled his promise and came.

    However, he came, but he didn’t notice Xie Lian’s sign in a conspicuous place, or he turned a blind eye on purpose.He did not donate as much incense as he promised. The main purpose of coming this time was to send a banner, which he enthusiastically handed over to Xie Lian in front of the villagers and elders of Puchi Village.Xie Lian unpreparedly opened it and immediately locked it up. However, the four big words on the banner were still deeply ingrained in his mind – “Miaoshou Rebirth”.

    Xie Lian: “???”

    After sending the wealthy businessman away, he sighed, thinking that he was worried every day that this house would collapse, and he really didn’t know when it would be repaired.Huacheng, who was leaning against the door, seemed to see what he was sighing and said: “There is something I have wanted to say for a long time. If my brother is not comfortable living in this house, it is better to find another place.”

    Xie Lian shook his head and said: “That’s easy to say, Sanlang. Where can I change it?”

    Huacheng smiled and said: “Otherwise, just move to my place.”

    Xie Lian knew that what he said should be more than just words, but since the “joking” that night, he had an inexplicable shadow in his heart. If Hua Cheng said something with such a “joking” expression again, he would not dare to accept it casually. He would just lower his head and smile.

    As for the prayers received, although they are all from the old scalper whose leg is injured and cannot work in the fields, or whose wife is pregnant and the fields are short of manpower, they are all prayers anyway, and the prayers of believers must be treated equally.Two days later, Xie Lian answered his prayer and went to the village to help plant rice seedlings and plow the fields.

    Huacheng lives here, so naturally he goes to play with him.Because it was menial work, Xie Lian originally didn’t want him to go to the fields, but he couldn’t resist, so they both changed into coarse clothes, rolled up their cuffs and trouser legs, and went into the rice fields.

    Looking from afar, there are many busy farmers scattered in the vast green paddy fields. Among them, two figures are particularly conspicuous.

    Even Xie Lian’s coarse clothes couldn’t cover up half of Huacheng’s elegance. Rather, it would be better to say that the tattered clothes made his face and figure stand out even more.Both of them are white, have beautiful arms, and long and straight calves. They form a beautiful and dazzling scenery among the gray-faced farmers. They make the village girls who are used to seeing rough men blush and their hearts beat. They can’t help but peek and insert, and the seedlings under their hands are crooked into an arc, and then become a joke.

    The whiteness of Huacheng is almost bloodless.Xie Lian, on the other hand, is fair and rosy, and due to his natural constitution, the more he sweats, the whiter his skin becomes as white as jade.He worked here for a while under the scorching sun. His whole body turned white and the heat was unbearable. He couldn’t help wiping the beads of sweat that fell down his neck. However, thinking that ghosts are all gloomy and don’t like the sun, Huacheng must be even more unhappy, so he turned around to look.Sure enough, Huacheng also stood up leisurely, squinting his eyes and covering the sun with his hands. His eyes fell into the shadow cast by his right hand between his eyebrows, and he stared fixedly at this side.

    Xie Lian walked over, put the hat on his head, and said: “Put it on.”

    Huacheng was startled for a moment, then narrowed his eyes and said with a smile: “Okay.”

    Although Hua Cheng said he went to the fields for fun, he was much faster at work than Xie Lian. He was fast, good and very skillful.Half an hour later, Xie Lian finished one piece here, and his back was sore. He straightened up and thumped his waist, and Huacheng came over to help him.Xie Lian took a look, and after a while, he actually finished a large area silently. One by one, green rice was planted in the paddy field, neatly and very cute.He sighed sincerely: “Sanlang, you are really good at learning everything. Don’t help me anymore. Just sit there and rest, drink some water or something.”

    Huacheng went to the field edge to get water.The village chief watched for a long time, then gave a thumbs up and said: “Taoist priest, whose young man is this, so diligent and powerful! One person can stand up to dozens of people! If the eldest daughter of any family falls in love with him, she will be lucky!”

    Xie Lian burst out laughing. After a while, several people secretly came to ask Xie Lian: “Hey Taoist priest, where did this young man who lives in your temple come from? Are you married? Don’t you have a wife at home?”

    “Definitely not, so young!”

    Xie Lian didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, and said vaguely: “This… right, if you are young, you won’t think about this first.”

    Several people hurriedly said: “How can that be done? I’m just young, so I have to settle it quickly.”

    “Taoist Master, you’d better give me some advice. A man will grow up only if he settles down early. In order to do anything, he must first have a family.”

    “Yes, young man! Damn! I can’t bear the loneliness!”

    These people all had daughters at home and wanted to inquire about the situation. As Xie Lian was pushing him away with gentle words, Huacheng came over with a bamboo tube and said: “Married. There is already a wife at home.”

    When those people heard this, they were greatly disappointed, but they did not give up. They said, “Which family are you marrying a girl from? Can this little brother tell us no?” “You are not deceiving us, are you?” “You must be beautiful and virtuous, right?”

    Huacheng raised his eyebrows and said: “Well, that’s right. Beautiful and virtuous. He is a noble man with golden branches and jade leaves. I have liked him since I was a child. I have liked him for many years and it took a lot of hard work to catch up with him.”

    What he said was serious and didn’t seem to be fake at all. Several people felt that there was no chance, so they had to leave with great regret.Xie Lian was in a daze as he listened. Huacheng handed him a piece of cloth and a bottle of water and said, “Drink water?”

    Xie Lian took the cloth and wiped his muddy hands, then took a few sips from the bamboo tube and handed it back.He unconsciously grabbed the cloth into a messy ball in his hand and wiped it back and forth. After holding it in for a while, he couldn’t help but ask: “…seriously?”

    Huacheng took the bamboo tube back and took a sip himself. His Adam’s apple rolled up and down. He lowered his head and said, “Huh? What?”

    Xie Lian raised his sleeves and wiped a little sweat from his forehead. He always felt that the sun was a little too big, which made his forehead and cheeks hot. He tried his best to smile casually and asked: “I already have a wife at home. She is beautiful and virtuous. She is a wealthy nobleman. I have liked her since I was a child. It took a lot of hard work to catch up with her.”

    Huacheng said: “Oh, fake.”

    Xie Lian didn’t even realize it, and he breathed a sigh of relief.This time, he really laughed, and learned the tone of Huacheng before: “Lying.”

    Huacheng smiled and said: “However, it’s not all false. I haven’t caught up yet.”

    Hearing this, Xie Lian was stunned, but Huacheng had already turned around and continued to help with the work.

    Xie Lian stayed there for a while, then bent down and started working slowly.I don’t know why, but I always felt a little depressed. After a while, I found that I accidentally inserted a small row crookedly, and I quickly got back my thoughts.

    While working in the fields, he privately tried to communicate with the wind master.Although Huacheng told him not to get close to the Feng Master group, Xie Lian still couldn’t do it.He had tried countless times in the past few days, but none of them succeeded. He recited the password several times silently, but there was no response and there was dead silence.So, he turned around, found Lingwen, and asked, “Lingwen, how is Mr. Feng Master doing now?”

    The call to Lingwen’s side soon came, and the voice rang in Xie Lian’s ears, saying: “Master Feng Master? It should be better.”

    Xie Lian had a gut feeling that she wasn’t telling the truth, but he didn’t ask further questions. He just made up his mind to go up and have a look later.

    At this time, I heard Ling Wen say again: “By the way, Lord Navy sent someone to send you some gifts. They have been delivered. Your Highness, please remember to take a look.”

    Xie Lian was startled and said: “Gift? No need. No reward for no merit.”

    Ling Wen said: “Don’t be humble and polite. Mr. Fengshi will randomly find someone to accompany him when he is impulsive. You have been with him for so long, and you deserve it both emotionally and rationally. Mr. Navy said it was just a little care, so just accept it.”

    Xie Lian still felt it was inappropriate and paid attention.After finishing the work, Huacheng went to help the village chief repair his plow, while Xie Lian returned to Bodhisattva Temple first.After the “three freeloaders” in Huacheng’s mouth were moved to Bodhisattva Temple, he searched around the house and thought: “Where are the gifts? Where are they?”

    Thinking that it might fall into the gap under the merit box, he rolled up his sleeves and prepared to move the merit box. Unexpectedly, it didn’t move at all.The merit box was so heavy that it seemed to have taken root in the ground.Xie Lian was inexplicable, so he took out the key and opened the lock. As soon as he opened the lid, he was blinded by the bright golden light.

    The merit box was actually densely packed with gold bars. At a quick glance, it would be enough to give him tens of millions of merits!

    Xie Lian suddenly slammed the lid shut, pressed it firmly with both hands, and thought to himself: “A little care?”

    Giving away such an expensive thing for no reason, could it be hush money?Originally, he was still thinking about whether it would be better to accept a small gift, such as a spiritual jade pendant containing magic power. After all, sending it back directly might offend Master Wudu, who would be arrogant and arrogant, which would not be beautiful.But now, well, as expected of the God of Wealth, such a large box of gold bars must be sent back.

    It just so happened that he was planning to go to Heaven immediately to see the Wind Master. He thought that Huacheng might not come back so soon, so he left a note, picked up the weighty merit box and set off.

    Unexpectedly, when they arrived at Xianjing, there would be chaos and chaos, and Xie Lian couldn’t help but be stunned.Shenwu Street, which was a good place, was actually smashed with holes all over the place.A group of young priests were busy going around and around. Lingwen squatted beside a deep pit, pressing his temples with a headache.Xie Lian went up and said: “Zhenjun, what’s going on?”

    Lingwen raised his head and was startled by the huge merit box behind him, and said: “Your Highness, what are you doing carrying such a big merit box? What’s going on, you ask? Oh, forget it, General Nanyang and General Xuanzhen were fighting, and they destroyed each other’s Immortal Mansion.”

    Fengxin and admiration?Xie Lian asked curiously: “Why are they fighting again?”

    Lingwen said: “It’s not because of the incident with the fetal spirit last time. Several martial gods gathered to discuss how to deal with the ghost mother and son. General Nanyang proposed to send the fetal spirit for refining. After all, that thing really killed countless people and caused a lot of harm. Xuanzhen refused to let it go. His tone was a bit uncomfortable. Nanyang said how could you have been so kind-hearted before?, You must have something in your heart.Your Majesty, you know, they just said a few words and went outside to fight.Look, look, what happened?I told you before, the cost of repairs in Xianjing this year is terrible, I just counted half of it and forgot about it all…”

    Xie Lian saw that she really had a headache, and said: “Then… just take it easy. I’ll go see the Wind Master first.”

    Lingwen raised his head and said, “Look at Master Feng Master? Say goodbye, Your Highness, Master Feng Master is not seeing any guests now.”

    Thanks for the pity: “Didn’t you say he is better?”

    Lingwen said: “This is what Mr. Navy said. But the Wind Master doesn’t see guests, and that’s what Mr. Navy said. I can’t even see Master Wind at the moment. He probably needs to recuperate for a while, so please don’t go, Your Highness. By the way, isn’t your merit box too…”

    Xie Lian put down the merit box with a clang and said, “Please help me return this to the Navy Lord. No reward for no merit. Even if he doesn’t give anything, Xie Lian won’t say anything that shouldn’t be said.” After losing the box, he felt relieved and hurried away. Ling Wen shouted a few times behind him, but he didn’t respond. He gave up and continued to lower his head, facing the deep pit at his feet with a headache.

    However, Xie Lian left, but of course he would not go down to earth like this. Instead, he quietly went to the fairy mansion of Feng Master and Water Master in Xianjing.

    Although the three floors inside and outside the Immortal Mansion are heavily guarded by guards, Xie Lian cannot be bothered at this level.The last time Shi Qingxuan brought him in, he roughly remembered the location of the Feng Master’s dormitory, climbed over the wall, sometimes walked high, sometimes sneaked, and arrived in a short while.The only thing I’m worried about is that the wind master has been taken to another place by his brother, and he’s not here at all now.

    Fortunately, his worries were not realized. He climbed up to the roof and found a blind spot that could not be seen by outsiders. He hung an upside-down golden hook on the eaves and looked into the dormitory.At this sight, I was immediately shocked.

    Shi Qingxuan was actually tied up with five flowers and tied to his own couch, still struggling on his own.On the side, Shi Wudu was pacing around the couch, holding a bowl of something dark in his hand.He paused for a moment, then suddenly walked over and poured it into Shi Qingxuan’s mouth.

    The author has something to say: I asked an old man and he said, “If you don’t plant the rice seedlings on the eleventh day,” you must transplant them before the eleventh day at the latest.At this time in the article, it may be August or September, and it is still possible to plant rice!

    With the help of the evil capitalist Comrade Huacheng, the production team leader Xie Lian exceeded the task!!!

    This is the rice seedling planted by the Ghost King!!!If you eat the rice you grow, it will turn into a European emperor!!!

    Xie Lian is playing farmhouse, and Feng Shi is drinking Dabu Decoction!

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