114 “Blessing from Heavenly Official” Chapter 113

☆、Chapter 113: Joking and saying things that mess with me will also mess with you.

Shi Wudu was suddenly pushed by him, and the dignified navy commander almost fell to the ground. He was embarrassed and stunned. After a long while, he said: “Qingxuan, it’s my brother.”

Shi Qingxuan shouted: “I know it’s you!!!”

Since we know that it is Master Wudu and not that he is insane and cannot recognize people clearly, then why do you still react like this?

Shi Wudu stretched out his hand again: “It’s okay…” Shi Qingxuan opened it and said: “It’s okay! How can it be okay! Stop talking, ah! I can’t stand it!”

As soon as these words came out, not only Shi Wudu, but also Ling Wen and Pei Ming, who had just returned after giving instructions to his subordinates, changed their expressions.Pei Ming said: “Qingxuan, don’t be ridiculous. When you say this, aren’t you slapping your brother on the face and pouring arsenic into his heart?”

Normally, when the teacher Qingxuan heard Pei Ming speak, he would have choked him, but now he held his head in silence and ignored him at all. He muttered to himself like a ghost: “I don’t want to hear anything. Don’t say anything. Just let me calm down. Let’s go. Let’s go quickly!!!”

Shi Wudu finally couldn’t bear it anymore.

He shouted: “What nonsense are you talking about!”

Ling Wen also said: “Master Feng Master, if you have something to say, just say it, it will be easier to solve…”

Shi Qingxuan said angrily: “Don’t you understand what I’m saying?! You all get out of here, can’t you all get out of here!!! Ah!!! Ah!!!!” He roared like crazy, shouted and shouted, and spit out a mouthful of blood, thanking him: “Master Feng Master!”

Shi Wudu grabbed his pulse and checked for a moment. His expression suddenly became more terrifying than a ghost, as if he was about to spit out a mouthful of blood on the spot.Xie Lian asked: “Master Navy Master, Master Wind Master, what’s wrong?” He was about to reach out to explore, but Shi Wudu suddenly opened his hand and glared angrily, as if he would never let Xie Lian find out what was going on with Shi Qingxuan.Immediately, he said to his brother: “You are sick, you are frightened, I will take you back for treatment. I will definitely cure you.”

Shi Qingxuan stared into his eyes and said word by word: “I’m not sick. Whether I am sick or not, you should know best! Don’t think I’m crazy, I’m very sober. I’ve never been so sober!”

Shi Wudu grabbed him and dragged him to the car, shouting: “You don’t understand, don’t talk nonsense.”

Shi Qingxuan shouted wildly: “Brother Ming, Brother Ming, save me, His Royal Highness the Prince, save me!”

He stretched out his hands and grabbed one with each hand. Xie Lian and Mingyi both held the hand he extended, but Shi Wudu dragged him away arrogantly and said: “Let’s go, it’s okay, my brother is here.”

Shi Qingxuan was still yelling, and Pei Ming and Lingwen helped Shi Wudu hold him down.Mingyi said: “Your brother doesn’t want to go back with you!”

Xie Lian also said: “The Vernacular True Immortal has not been solved yet. Lord Navy, you plan to…”

Shi Wudu said sternly: “What a vernacular immortal, he has no idea what you are talking about. He is sick and confused, that’s all!”

Thanks for the pity: “But Mr. Feng Master…”

Shi Wudu interrupted them and said: “This is my younger brother, won’t I do good for him? I don’t need two outsiders to worry about my family’s affairs! Please don’t talk nonsense outside, just mind yourselves!” After saying that, he waved his hand in front of Shi Qingxuan, brushed it down, fainted and forced him to take the golden car with him.Although his words were unpleasant, Xie Lian was startled when he heard them. This was the truth. After all, Shi Wudu was Shi Qingxuan’s biological brother. Could he still harm Shi Qingxuan?Besides, there are two other priests accompanying us, so it would be safest to go back with them.My family members have already come forward, so how can outsiders continue to interfere?

The broken Fengshi fan fell on the ground and was ignored. Lingwen picked it up and said to Xie Lian and the other two: “Your Highness, the Earth Master, don’t be offended. The Navy Master also cares about it and it will cause chaos. This matter is a family matter and the family scandal cannot be made public. I hope you two will keep it secret. I will make amends to you two adults one day.” After a few greetings, he also hurriedly got into the car.The golden car rumbled, took off from the ground, and rose into the sky.Looking at the haze gradually disappearing into the night sky, Xie Lian finally confirmed that the Navy Master had really taken the Wind Master away, and that they, after struggling for a long time, had actually been left here.

Mingyi turned around to leave, but Xie Lian came back to his senses and said: “Master Earth Master!”

Mingyi paused, looked back and gave him a meaningful look, and said, “Don’t worry, I won’t talk about Huacheng’s affairs.”

Xie Lian breathed a sigh of relief and said: “Thank you very much. Would you like to go up and see Master Feng Master?”

Mingyi nodded, turned around and continued moving forward.Although Xie Lian is also worried about Feng Shi, the powerful medical immortals in heaven are more useful than him, and Shi Wudu definitely doesn’t want outsiders to see his brother’s madness. No matter what, it’s not a good time to visit now.On the contrary, Huacheng’s sudden departure just now made it even more uneasy. After weighing for a moment, he decided to go to Huacheng first.After making up his mind, Xie Lian left the wine-drinking station and quickly started walking through the night.You can’t shrink thousands of miles, and you don’t have a bronze horse or a golden chariot. You can only rely on these two legs to run on the mountain road.As I walked, I thought to myself: “What happened to Saburo? Just looking at his expression and listening to his tone, it seems that the situation is not serious. I hope I can help him a little this time.”

After walking for less than a stick of incense, he suddenly felt that the road ahead was filled with evil spirits and his vision was unclear. He couldn’t help but slow down and thought to himself: “No way. Did you encounter something again?”

Standing on the side of the road, watching the changes, for a long time, a strange chanting sound came from the evil spirit ahead.

“Grrrr, grrrrrrr.”

“Grrrr, grrrrrrr.”

At the end of the road ahead, an extremely tall black figure vaguely appeared.

It was dark and tall, and there seemed to be a shadow floating around. It was hard to tell what it was. Xie Lian had never seen anything of this shape before, but it was indeed a huge thing.He couldn’t help but take a step back cautiously, his left hand Ruoxie was ready to attack, and his right hand was placed on the hilt of the Fangxin sword.

After a moment, the huge creature slowly emerged from the mist.Xie Lian opened his eyes slightly.It turned out to be a gorgeous chariot.

The chariot is very magnificent, with delicate tassels and elegant gauze hanging from the golden canopy. If anyone sits on it, they will definitely be blocked by a beautiful red curtain, only reflecting a shadow that attracts people’s imagination.Carrying the chariot were actually four golden skeletons with unusually tall skeletons, shouting slogans “Gee-hoo-hoo” and “Gee-hoo-hoo” as they hurried on their way.There are several groups of lingering will-o’-the-wisps floating around each skull, spinning around, seemingly for lighting, because whenever it gets too dark, the will-o’-the-wisp suddenly burns extremely brightly.

This scene was so weird and demonic that Xie Lian couldn’t help but stare, wondering if this was a ghost lady from some family who went out to have a tryst with her lover?He quickly retreated to the side of the road and got out of the way.Unexpectedly, the four golden skeletons carrying the gorgeous chariot stopped in front of him and turned their skulls in unison.

The mandible of a golden skeleton trembled, and a human voice came from nowhere, trembling: “The Lord of the City asked us to pick up His Highness the Crown Prince of Xianle Kingdom. Is that His Highness you?”

“…”

Lord City Lord, it should be Huacheng.Xie Lian moved his hand from the hilt of the sword and said, “It’s me.”

哢哢哢.The skeletons seemed extremely happy, lowered their chariots, and said, “Come up, let’s go!”

Do you want these four golden skeletons to carry him to see Huacheng?Xie Lian bit the bullet and said: “Isn’t this… not very convenient?”

“No. If it’s inconvenient, that’s what we do.”

“Your Highness, please come up! The Lord of the City is waiting for you.”

So, Xie Lian carefully stepped onto the chariot, lifted up the gauze curtain, sat on it, and said, “Thank you.”

The golden skeletons were so happy that they raised their chariots up and down the mountain road without knowing what they were talking about.

There is a brocade soft seat on the chariot, which is very comfortable. Xie Lian sits in the middle, feeling that it is a little wider for a person.The golden skeletons carrying the chariot seemed to be swaying upside down, but in fact, after sitting on it, it was very stable and moved very fast, faster than flying with a sword. Besides, except for those golden skeletons who liked to shout some strange chants, they made almost no sound. It was much quieter than the rumbling bronze horses and golden chariots, and even more mysterious.

In the past, when Xie Lian was the crown prince, he occasionally traveled by chariot.At that time, I was still young, sitting on the lap of my father or mother, being carried by carefully selected palace attendants, cheering from front to back, and very majestic. As I grew older, I didn’t like to sit much. This was the first time being carried by these things, and I couldn’t help but feel strange.After running for a while, I suddenly felt that a group of green will-o’-the-wisps were reflected through the gauze curtain in front of me. There were whispers from the front, saying: “Who is coming? If you want to pass through this cemetery, shouldn’t you leave something behind?”

They actually encountered wild ghosts blocking the road, and they were eating black ghosts, ghosts eating ghosts, and even eating them on the head of Huacheng. The skeletons laughed and said: “What do you want to leave behind?”

Xie Lian was thinking about whether to go out and solve the problem, but he heard those thin voices screaming: “Oh, oh, oh, oh, I’m sorry! Our dog eyes were blinded and we didn’t know it was the chariot of Hua Chengzhu and his old man! Go back to the grave, all go back to the grave! You adults can pass by as you please. There are a lot of adults, please pass by as you please!”

The golden skeletons said: “It’s too late. The city lord has told me that His Highness sitting on the chariot cannot collide with him at all. Now that His Highness is being delayed on his way, you can tell yourself what to do!”

Hearing howls of ghosts and wolves all around, Xie Lian couldn’t bear it anymore and said, “Well, forget it. Since you are on your way, don’t worry about it.”

The skeletons said: “Since His Highness said so, let them go. It will be an advantage for you!”

Xie Lian added: “However, remember not to block the road and harm pedestrians.”

The wild ghosts said happily: “No, no, no, I guarantee it will never happen! Thank you, sir!”

The skeletons shouted: “Let’s go!”

As he passed by, Xie Lian faintly heard the curious voices of the female ghosts murmuring from underground: “Hey, tell me, which His Highness is sitting on this chariot? I have never heard that Lord Huacheng’s golden chariot has carried anyone else.”

“It would be nice to be a woman. It’s really strange that she is a man.”

Xie Lian thought: “What’s weird?”

The next moment, those female ghosts were heard saying: “That’s right. I said before that this chariot must be for Madam!”

………………

After running around for days, Xie Lian sat on the chariot and felt slightly sleepy. He rested his forehead with his hands and took a nap. After a while, he realized that the chariot had stopped again. Xie Lian said in a daze: “What’s wrong?”

He thought he had encountered another wild ghost blocking his way. As soon as he finished speaking, the chariot sank slightly, but someone came up, lifted up the gauze curtain, and said softly: “Brother?”

Xie Lian rubbed his eyes, squinted his eyes, looked out, and said: “Sanlang?”

The visitor is naturally Huacheng.He was slightly startled when he saw Xie Lian’s half-awake and hazy appearance.Xie Lian sat up a little embarrassed, coughed slightly, and said, “I accidentally fell asleep.”

Immediately, Huacheng smiled and sat up, saying: “Brother is too tired. Squeeze. Don’t blame me.”

Xie Lian nodded and tried to sit on the right side, trying to give Hua Cheng a little more space. However, Hua Cheng put his arm around his right shoulder, pulled the belt back, and said, “No need. It’s wide enough.”

In fact, not enough.This step chariot is also made cleverly. It is wide for one person to sit, but a bit crowded for two people to sit. Unless like Xie Lian did when he was a child, one person sits on the other person’s lap, which is just right.Thanks for the pity: “It’s a coincidence that you just left. Three priests came down from the heaven.”

Huacheng hummed: “Three cancers. I had expected it.”

Xie Lian asked jokingly: “Is this why you ran away?”

Huacheng also jokingly replied: “No, I’m going to call a taxi. How about it, brother, isn’t my ghost carriage much more interesting than the bronze horses and golden carriages of the heavenly priests?”

Xie Lian said: “Interesting, very interesting.” After laughing a few times, he couldn’t laugh anymore when he thought of the strange situation of the Feng Master. He straightened up and said: “By the way, Saburo, what was it you wanted to tell me just now?”

Inadvertently, the two met their eyes.Huacheng still held Xie Lian’s right shoulder and never let go, as if she was holding him in her arms.If you look from the outside, you can only see two overlapping figures in the chariot curtain, nestled together, inseparable.Within the red curtain, Huacheng smiled.

He said: “Brother, let’s get married.”

“…”

Xie Lian said blankly: “…ah?”

Such gaze, such words, so close, there is no way to avoid them.Immediately, Xie Lian’s eyes were filled with colors, his mind went blank, and his whole body froze.Stiffer than zombies.

Seeing his appearance, Huacheng retracted his arm and said cheerfully: “I’m kidding. Is my brother scared?”

“…”

Xie Lian finally came back to his senses and said: “…You are too naughty. How can you joke about something like this?”

More than just being scared.He was so frightened that he almost suffered a cardiac arrest.There was actually a hint of embarrassment that he didn’t even notice.

Huacheng laughed and said: “My fault.”

He stretched out a pair of long legs, crossed them, and put them in front of him, shaking his boots, and the silver chains collided, making a tinkling sound. He was really naughty.In the past, Xie Lian would have thought that this young man’s temperament was very interesting and cute. But now, for some reason, he was disturbed by the voice and couldn’t calm down. He was inexplicably troubled. After being stunned for a long time, he couldn’t help but said again in his heart: “How can you joke about something like this…”

But it’s okay to think about it.It’s precisely because I really don’t care that I can joke about it.

Huacheng noticed that his expression was different, and he sat upright and said: “Your Highness, don’t worry, I was wrong just now. I will never make such a joke again.”

Seeing him so solemnly apologizing, Xie Lian felt guilty, thinking: “Maybe I’m stupid, it’s just a joke, what’s the big deal. Besides, Sanlang just said, ‘Let’s get married’, and didn’t say who he was getting married to. Where did you think of it? Come back! Immediately! Immediately!!!”

After mentally slapping myself a few times, I calmed myself down and said with a smile, “No, no, no, what’s wrong with you? Don’t get me wrong, I was just thinking about Master Feng Master, so I looked a little more serious.”

Huacheng said: “Oh? Shui Hengtian has come down. His matter should be solved.”

Both of them were extremely cooperative.Xie Lian thought seriously, shook his head slightly, and said: “Sanlang, do you really think this matter has been solved? I always feel that this is just the beginning.”

Shi Qingxuan has always respected and loved his brother. He had just escaped from danger and saw his face, but this reaction made him have a terrible thought – could the person who coaxed Shi Qingxuan into opening the door be Shi Wudu?

Although Shi Wudu should have been with Lingwen and General Pei at the time, it was not particularly difficult for a priest with high magic power to use member magic to do something.He was about to continue telling Huacheng some of his doubts and speculations, but Huacheng said: “No. This matter is over.”

His tone was firm, and Xie Lian couldn’t help but be startled and said: “Sanlang?”

Huacheng stared at him and said, “Brother, do you believe me?”

Xie Lian also stared at him and said: “I believe it.”

Huacheng said slowly: “Then, believe me: Wind Master, Water Master, Earth Master, Lingwen, Pei Ming. The farther away from these priests, the better.”

The author has something to say: Look!I said Huahua will be back in the next chapter, right?And he came back with a luxury car!Top speed!Attentive service!The four wheels and engine are each made of gold!No need to come on!The car lights never go out!

Of course, this, the teacher-student matter has not been resolved yet!Let’s eat some sweets first to satisfy my desire to write about luxury cars, and then continue to solve the problem!