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    ☆, Chapter 90 Watching the moon and fighting lanterns at Mid-Autumn Festival 2

    However, even if it looks ugly, it’s best to go there.He is not a hermit who has been a monk for hundreds of years like the Rain Master. He is not like the Earth Master because he has secrets and important matters. He is not like the Navy Master who wants to do whatever he wants. What can you do to me?Therefore, he immediately agreed to Shi Qingxuan: “Okay, I will definitely be there then.”

    During the past few days, Xie Lian tried several methods, but failed to separate Qi Rong’s soul from the man’s body. Qi Rong became more and more proud.Fortunately, there was Guzi who kept feeding his “dad” without disdain, otherwise Xie Lian really wouldn’t want to put anything in this mouth.On the day of the Mid-Autumn Festival, Xie Lian set up a formation outside Bodhisattva Temple, locked the door, and left Ruoxie to continue tying up Qi Rong and report to Xianjing.

    The poem goes, “The white jade capital in the sky is on the twelfth floor and there are five cities. Immortals caress my head, and I can marry my hair and receive immortality.” The white jade capital here refers to the fairy capital.During the Mid-Autumn Festival, Xianjing had a new atmosphere. In addition, Xie Lian saw many guards near the streets, corridors, and balconies. He thought that after Huacheng broke in once, the vigilance had been strengthened several times.The banquet was held in the open air in front of the moon. The fragrance was lingering, the auspicious clouds were auspicious, and the flowers were like blowing snow. You could enjoy the feast while admiring the moon and the night.When admiring the moon in the human world, if you make a circle with your thumb and index finger, the moon will at most fit within this circle.But when admiring the moon in Xianjing, the full moon is bright and white, like a huge jade curtain standing not far away. It seems that you can catch up with it if you take a few more steps. It is really a beauty that cannot be seen in the human world.

    Needless to say, the leader of the banquet is Jun Wu.But there are all kinds of big mysteries in how the rest of the people sit, and the order and position are important. It is absolutely forbidden to sit high, and the priest himself may not be willing to sit low.Xie Lian doesn’t care about this, but the Mid-Autumn Festival banquet requires formal attire. In other words, it is best to dress as the god in the world and on the day of the banquet.Xie Lian doesn’t have a statue at all now, so he still wears a white Taoist robe and a bamboo hat on his back. It’s a bit shabby, but he really doesn’t have better clothes.Such an outfit was quite eye-catching, so he thought it would be better to sit in a more hidden position.

    Unexpectedly, he had already found a corner to sit down, and when he looked up, he saw Feng Xin walking over.Both of them hesitated for a moment and nodded to each other as a greeting.Feng Xin took a few steps forward, then turned back and asked, “Why are you sitting here?”

    Xie Lian thought he was sitting in the wrong place, so he stood up and said, “I thought I could sit anywhere.”

    Feng Xin was about to speak, but Xie Lian saw Shi Qingxuan waving to him from a distance.Shi Qingxuan was a female prime minister at this time. Feng Xin looked back and seemed to see some shadow. He was shocked, left Xie Lian and left quickly.Shi Qingxuan called again: “His Royal Highness, here!”

    The Feng Master is a famous person in heaven, so her seat is naturally perfect, close to Jun Wu.With this move, many priests looked over. Jun Wu, who was holding his head silently, also saw Xie Lian and nodded slightly to him. Xie Lian had no choice but to go over.As expected, Lang Qianqiu was not seen along the way. It was said that he had arranged the Mid-Autumn Festival banquet early in order to find Qi Rong’s whereabouts.Shi Qingxuan found a seat for Xie Lian next to him. The feng shui was excellent, but Xie Lian felt that it was not suitable. However, the Feng Master was so kind that he could not refuse. He had already sat him down and said: “When the banquet is over, I will take you to find that child. He is a bit ugly, but he is quite well-behaved.” At this point, he had no choice but to say thank you.Turning around, Mingyi was sitting near the two of them. He was playing with a jade cup, and the hand holding the cup was even whiter than the jade cup.Seeing that his face was fine, it seemed that the injuries he sustained in the ghost market last time had been healed, so he thanked him and said, “Master Earth Master, you are fine.”

    Mingyi nodded and seemed not to want to speak.Shi Qingxuan is the complete opposite to him. He knows everyone, and can speak a few words to people around him, even those thousands of miles away. Xie Lian admires him very much for being able to remember the names of so many priests, big and small.Sitting next to him was a boy of eighteen or nineteen years old, with a high nose and deep eyes, and slightly curly black hair.Xie Lian didn’t know him, and he didn’t know Xie Lian. The two looked at each other for a while, both of them confused, and finally ended with Xie Lian saying hello randomly.Looking around again, Feng Xin and Mu Qing were extremely far apart, and sitting directly opposite him, talking very familiarly, were three priests.

    On the left is a civil servant in black, with a handsome face and elegant eyes. As he speaks, his five fingers are gently tapping on the table. His expression is calm and inexplicably familiar. In the middle is of course Pei Ming, who is already very familiar; on the right is a young man in white, with his handsThe middle paper fan was gently swaying, with the word “water” written on the front and three water waves and streamlines painted on the back. His eyebrows were vaguely similar to Shi Qingxuan’s, but there was an arrogant and frivolous look in his eyes. He looked at Sven, but it was clear in his eyes that he looked down on no one.Besides that “Shui Hengtian”, who else could it be?

    Xie Lian understood clearly: “‘Three cancers’.”

    The civil servant in black must be in the male form with the strongest spiritual power, and he is indeed very handsome.The three people exchanged greetings in various ways, praising each other and hearing Shi Qingxuan whisper frequently: “Hypocritical. Extremely hypocritical.” Xie Lian found it quite interesting.At this time, he saw a gorgeous little pavilion in front of the banquet, covered with red curtains on all sides, and asked, “What is that?”

    Shi Qingxuan smiled and said: “Oh, you don’t know something. This is also a very popular game in Heaven. Come on, let me show you, it has started now!”

    As soon as he finished speaking, there were several muffled thunders from outside.Junwu looked at the sky, poured a glass of wine, and handed it over.Then, amid bursts of thunder, the priests at the banquet began to pass the glass of wine around with laughter and shouts, all saying: “Don’t give it to me! Don’t give it to me!” “Pass it to him!”

    Just watching other people play, Xie Lian roughly understood the rules, and thought to himself: “It turns out that it’s about beating the drum to pass the flowers.” Everyone passed the glass of wine handed over by Jun Wu to each other. Don’t spill it. You can pass it to anyone, but you can’t pass it back.When the thunder stops, whoever has the wine glass will have fun.I just don’t know what kind of fun I want to have.This game is not very friendly to Xie Lian.Whoever you pass the wine glass to is the one you want to tease, so you usually pass it to a few people with whom you have a good relationship.But he was not familiar with most of the priests here, so how could he have the nerve to tease others casually?The best he can do is pass it to the Feng Master, but who knows if the Feng Master will be the one who passes the wine to him?

    Xie Lian thought to himself: “It would be best if no one passed it to me. But maybe I am just being sentimental.” Before he could speak, the first round was over.The wine glass stopped in Pei Ming’s hand as everyone expected. It seemed that Pei Ming was used to it. He drank the wine in one gulp amidst loud cheers. The gods clapped their hands and cheered: “Get up! Get up!”

    Amid the cheers, the curtains on all sides of the gorgeous pavilion slowly opened.I saw a tall general standing on the stage, holding his head high and looking majestic.He didn’t seem to see the priests below at all, nor the strange and beautiful scenery outside the pavilion. He walked a few steps and started singing, excitedly and high-spirited.

    It turns out that no matter which priest the wine glass passes to, the pavilion will bring up a human drama about that priest and perform it for everyone to see.Since people love to make up random things, who knows what kind of thunderous drama they will make up, and whether they will just get caught. This game can be said to be very shameful and thrilling.But that’s where the fun begins.It should be noted that General Pei’s dramas are always exciting because the female characters are different every time.Sometimes she is a fairy, sometimes she is a succubus, sometimes she is a lady. The female characters compete with each other in beauty, and the stories are more shameless than the last. The priests watch with relish and are looking forward to the appearance of the female characters.Sure enough, not long after, another young lady in black came to the stage, with a voice like an oriole, and the two sang to each other for a while, both the lyrics and the music were quite provocative and bold.The more everyone looked at these two people, the more they felt something was wrong, and they all asked: “What is the name of this play?” “Who is the woman General Pei is hooking up with this time?”

    At this time, “General Pei” on the stage said: “Jie Qing——”

    In the audience, Pei Ming and Lingwen both took a sip of wine.

    Who else could Jie Qing be? Lingwen’s real name is Nangong Jie.The priests were shocked: Why are these two actually having an affair?!

    Lingwen wiped the corners of his lips with a cloth and said calmly: “Don’t think about it. I made it up.”

    Although the two parties involved were a little depressed, luckily they were both thick-skinned, and they acted like shit on the stage, but they pretended not to notice it off the stage.But Shi Wudu did not let them go. He shook his fan and said with a smile: “This show is very exciting. What do you think?”

    Lingwen said: “I don’t have any thoughts. This drama is very old. At that time, my idol was not what it is now. It’s just folklore. If you think about it carefully, in folklore, how many women have not been hooked up with by Lao Pei?”

    Everyone agreed.Pei Ming said: “Hey, you can’t say that. I have indeed hooked up with almost everyone else in folklore. I really haven’t done this. Don’t accuse good people unjustly.”

    Ling Wen said: “According to what you said, folklore says that I have hooked up with more male priests, but I haven’t hooked up with any of them yet. Isn’t it like sitting on pins and needles?”

    Ever since Lingwen was appointed, folk legends have always said that she came here because she hooked up with a certain priest. This is one of the reasons why Lingwen Hall was deserted in the early days and no one worshiped her. It is said that when the protests were fierce, she was scolded bloody, and people often threw bellybands and menstrual cloths into her merit box.But if a male priest has such rumors, he will be known as a romantic, and he can still enjoy it.It can be seen that although the situations are similar, there are differences between men and women, but the consequences are very different.

    Just as I thought this, the next round started again.Shi Wudu was still smiling just now, but this time it was his turn. The two cancerous tumors beside him made congratulatory gestures to him: “Please accept the retribution in this world.”

    Shi Wudu frowned and drank wine. The curtain slowly rose again. Before it reached the top, two long calls came from inside:

    “Lady——”

    “Mr. Lang——”

    It is full of affection, twists and turns, and lingering.As a result, Xie Lian below saw Shi Wudu and Shi Qingxuan with his own eyes and had goosebumps on half of his body.

    Shi Qingxuan bounced up and said: “Brother——! Quickly pinch it off!”

    Shi Wudu immediately shouted: “Put it down! Put it down right away!”

    You don’t need to look at it to know that what you drew this time must be the folk legend about the “husband and wife” of the Navy Master and the Wind Master Empress.Love and hatred are always people’s favorite stories.Yes is best, no is better, you can make it up as you like.Logically speaking, what the priests themselves do is the authentic mythology, but sometimes when people look at what they have done for them, they have to admire that this is the real mythology.As soon as Shi Wudu spoke, the curtain fell down. The gods wanted to laugh but did not dare to laugh. It was hard to hold it in. Xie Lian smiled and asked: “Master Feng Master, how come you can still ask someone to lower the curtain?”

    Shi Qingxuan was still frightened and said: “Okay, it’s not a big deal, just donate 100,000 merits!”

    “…”

    With Xie Lian speechless, the third round began.This time, the thunder did not last long before the wine glass reached the young man beside Xie Lian.

    Seeing this result, the reaction of the gods was a bit strange.Not very warm, but not very cold either.It seems that he is interested in watching a show, but he doesn’t want to show it too obviously.The boy didn’t seem to be interested in the game, but he drank the wine anyway.He put down his glass and the curtains were drawn again.

    I saw two people standing on the stage. One was a young general with curly hair like a stone lion’s mane. Although it was extremely exaggerated, he still looked majestic. He should be playing the role of the young priest. The other was a sharp-mouthed, monkey-cheeked, wretched clown, jumping up and down on the stage.When the young man faced him, he pretended to be serious, but he was very greasy and disgusting. When the young man turned around, he grinned behind his back and stabbed with his sword. He was undoubtedly a despicable person who acted one way in front of others and another behind his back.

    The clown acted very exaggeratedly, as if it was a farce. When the gods saw it, they had different reactions.Xie Lian noticed that the priests in the lower positions were all laughing, while the priests in the upper positions, such as Shi Qingxuan, Shi Wudu and others, mostly frowned and did not find it funny.At the same time, he also noticed that veins suddenly popped out on the back of the young man’s hand next to him, and he suddenly became alert.Although he couldn’t understand what was happening on the stage, he could probably guess that it was insulting another person.And even if I don’t know who it is, I still find this arrangement extremely uncomfortable.Seeing that the young man was about to have a seizure, he took a chopstick from the table and threw it towards the rope hanging the curtain.

    The chopsticks, which were not sharp, flew past the rope and actually cut it.The curtain fell with a crash, and all the priests were shocked and said: “How can this be done?” “What is this!” They all looked at Xie Lian, and some of them stood up.Xie Lian was about to speak, but the next moment something exploded in his ear, and it was the young man who crushed the white jade wine glass.

    He seemed to be irritated by this drama. He threw away the fragments of the jade cup in his hand, jumped up on the table, kicked off his feet, and flew up the pavilion like an arrow and entered the curtain.Several priests rushed up to lift the red curtain, but there was no one inside.眾人驚道:“不好了不好了,奇英殿下又下去打人了!”

    Xie Lian said: “Qiying? Qiying Palace? Western Martial God Quan Yizhen?” He hurriedly asked Shi Qingxuan: “Master Feng Master, what’s going on? What’s going on with His Highness Qiying’s beating?”

    Shi Qingxuan came back to his senses and said: “Hitting someone is… beating someone. Well, maybe you don’t believe it, but Qiying often beats his followers.”

    “…”

    This was really the first time he heard that a priest dared to beat his own believers. This would make the priest’s reputation in the hearts of his believers plummet.He wanted to ask again, but he heard a priest below say displeasedly: “Mr. Quan is too ignorant. Everyone is having fun, and he doesn’t know how to cooperate. Who hasn’t been made fun of yet? General Pei and Zhenjun Lingwen haven’t been made fun of? Besides, it’s not him who is making fun of him, so why are you so angry?”

    “That’s right, this man really takes himself too seriously. He is so angry, how could he let it out at this time? It’s such a nice banquet, who is here just to see his expression? It’s really…”

    “Okay, okay, the little boy is the little boy. He is gone, and we will have more fun without him.”

    Hearing this, Xie Lian was thoughtful.There was only a slight chaos at the banquet, and Lingwen seemed to have sent someone down to deal with Quan Yizhen’s matter. After several priests came out to appease him for a while, the banquet and games continued.So, with bursts of thunder, the fourth round of drumming and passing flowers began.

    Xie Lian was just watching others play, unable to get in, and happy that others would not look for him. He was about to talk to Shi Qingxuan, but at this moment, he suddenly stretched out a hand and handed him the white jade wine glass.

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