[R18] Global College Entrance Examination – “Global College Entrance Examination” Chapter 9 [English]

☆, Chapter 9 Beheading to Celebrate

The attic is not high, and a wooden pillar stands in the center, supporting the roof like an umbrella handle.

A four-poster bed was crammed into the small space. The sheets and bedding had not been washed for hundreds of years. The curtains were in tatters and exuded an unpleasant sour smell.

Qin Jiu put his glove against the tip of his nose and looked around.

“Let me think about where it would be better to put you.” he said softly.

He is a little taller than Youhuo. If he stands straight, he will hit the roof, so he can only keep his head down the whole time.

“The bed? The bedposts are just big enough to hold the rope. It’s definitely wide enough, but a little short.”

Qin Jiu shook the bedpost, wanting to test its sturdiness.As a result, when he turned around, he saw You Huo’s “die together” face.

If Yu Wen or Lao Yu saw You Huo’s expression, they would definitely run away, but Qin Zhu smiled.

he said with a deep laugh in his throat: “Well, it’s indeed not that clean, and the pillars are a bit thin, so there’s a high chance that they won’t be able to be tied down… The place here isn’t big, what do you hope?”

You Huo had a cold face and didn’t want to pay attention to him.

Unexpectedly, Qin Zhu was not in a hurry and just waited.

Youhuo was stared at for a while, and finally said impatiently: “I hope you can lie down on that fragrant bed by yourself, put the rope around your neck, and hand the other end to me, and I just need to reach out and pull it out and you will be completely quiet, okay?”

Qin Zhu narrowed his eyes.

For a moment, Youhuo thought he must be unhappy.Unexpectedly, he laughed again and said, “I’m afraid it’s not possible. I don’t have that kind of hobby.”

Youhuo: “…”

Neurosis.

•

There is still some residual humanity left in the psychosis, which does not really place Youhuo in the hunter’s bed.

Youhuo sat on the floor with his hands behind his back, tied to the pillar supporting the roof.

Qin Jiu went around he to open the window.

The attic windows were very small, not much bigger than a palm.But the cold air came in, which still dissipated the unpleasant sour smell.

Qin Jiu: “Is it cold?”

This is just bullshit. If you wear a T-shirt on a snowy day, isn’t it cold? Isn’t it hot?

But compared to the cold, Youhuo couldn’t stand the rancid smell.

he ignored Qin Jiu’s question, frowned and said, “Can you let me stand?”

“Can’t.”

“…”

Youhuo stared at him coldly.

Qin Jiu returned to the bed, sat on the small round wooden table, and faced Youhuo: “Your legs are too long, and you might stumble towards me. It’s more stable to sit down.”

Youhuo: “…”

Steady your mother.

After two angry outbursts, Youhuo turned his head and looked to the right, too lazy to pay any more attention to him.

On the right, where the wall should be is a piece of glass.From your perspective, you can see half of the living room downstairs through the glass, where the candidates are standing or sitting.

Without Youhuo, those old, weak, sick, disabled, and pregnant women became headless flies, rubbing their hands and spinning, at a loss.

•

Yu Wen grabbed the knife and struggled against the answering wall.

He plans to write down all the physical formulas he has learned throughout his life, whether they have anything to do with optics or not.As a result, after racking my brains, I found that what I have learned in my life is only enough to write he for five minutes.

When the book is used, it will be less regrettable.

Yu Wen has lived for 18 years. When he thought of these words for the first time, it hurt everywhere.

“Anything else? Does any of you remember anything?” He turned to the person behind him for help.

Yu Yao looked ashamed: “I studied physics and chemistry in high school. I transferred to liberal arts in college and have been working for so many years… Just the ones on the wall, I can’t even remember them if you didn’t write them down.”

Yu Wen looked at her like a puppy: “Sister, think about it again, you can add anything you like!”

Fortunately, he looks like his mother. Although he is far from Youhuo, he can still be regarded as a fool in school.

Yu Yao was vividly aware of maternal love and said hesitantly: “Just remember a diagram of refraction, the simplest one. Don’t laugh at me when you draw it.”

“Don’t laugh! I’ll kill anyone who laughs, really.”

This nonsense oath was so fierce that Yu Yao flinched in confusion, then moved over with his belly in hand, drew an arc with the knife, and drew two more refracted lights.

Yu Wen said “Huh”, thinking it was really simple.But that’s all, he didn’t even think about it.

“Who else?”

Like a hysterical pyramid salesman, Yu Wen glanced at the remaining people one by one.

The two old ladies… forget it, they don’t necessarily know anything about physics.

The tattooed man and sick bamboo pole had already lowered their heads with guilty conscience.

He’s bald, dizzy and peeing, so it’s good if he’s not crazy.

There is also an old man with twin granddaughters. The old man is deaf and has some Alzheimer’s disease. The granddaughter is probably in elementary school… He physically abuses the children, and Yu Wenxia refuses to do it.

Mike, a foreigner, only knows two words – “Nihao” and “Nishuo Shimo”, which is useless.

Old Yu… Old Yu knows wine.

Yu Wen finally realized Brother He’s despair.

•

922 moved the luggage into the house and saw he standing in front of the furnace and asked: “I suggest you stay away from the fire. If you don’t answer the question, you will be burned to death first.”

Yu Wen broke the jar and thought: Forget it, let’s burn charcoal, and die redder.

he looked up toward the attic.

The glass was old and worn, and the lighting in the attic was dim.I don’t know what the 001 proctor will do to Brother He?Will brother he just look here, watching them at a loss, and then feel disappointed that he is a waste…

“There are still 5 minutes.” 922 reminded.

Everyone was in a panic.

•

The place for people to live in this broken house is limited, and the place for people to sit is also limited.

There are tableware on the dining table, one of which represents death, and the chairs cannot be sat on randomly.

922 carried the suitcase and walked around, but still squeezed 154 and sat on the sofa.

154 asked in a low voice in confusion: “Isn’t the boss in the attic?”

922: “I know.”

154: “Then why are you putting the suitcase here? Wait for him to carry it up by himself?”

922: “The two troublesome ones are up there. I don’t want to go up there for the time being.”

154: “…”

Make a fortune.

922 pursed his lips: “Why should I do it? Why don’t you go?”

154 sat upright and looked at the candidates: “I will invigilate the exam.”

“Have you been asked to supervise this? The person who should be supervising is upstairs.”

“It’s enough to have the boss.”

922: “…”

154: “…”

The two invigilators were relatively speechless.

In the end, 922 sighed: “I have been proctoring exams for three years… No, not only proctoring exams, but even when I was taking exams myself, I have never seen such lawless candidates.”

He thought 154 would nod in agreement, but the other party thought for a while and said, “You have seen it before.”

922 was stunned: “Huh??? Who? When?”

154 raised his chin towards the attic.

922 was at a loss for a moment before he suddenly realized… Yes, how could he forget it!The last candidate who was such a difficult candidate later became invigilator No. 001.

How difficult was it for Qin Jiu back then?Legend has it that the exam system almost collapsed.

“Speaking of which, I’ve always wanted to be bolder one day and ask the boss about his previous feats.” 922 said, “After all, I’ve only seen him twice.”

154 quickly stopped: “Are you kidding me? Don’t mess around!”

922 was puzzled: “Why? You can’t even ask? I find that every time I mention the boss, you have to interrupt me.”

“I was afraid that you would die too quickly.” 154 said with a straight face: “Boss himself doesn’t remember what happened in the past. It is said that there was an accident in the examination system and he was accidentally injured, so he forgot some.”

922 was stunned: “Is there such a thing? Why didn’t I know?”

154 expressionless: “Because you only know how to eat.”

922 sat there dumbfounded.

154 added: “Didn’t you notice that he himself didn’t mention the past at all? I committed suicide once when I was the invigilator… Anyway, I don’t want to go through it again, and you definitely don’t want to, so please respect yourself.”

•

In the attic, the only light was not lit.

The space is not large, and the light from downstairs is projected through the trap door and glass, enough to give people or objects a furry edge.

The snow outside the window is still very heavy, whistling and slapping past.

Youhuo kept looking downstairs, as if silent and helpless, but also not in a hurry.He’s eyes are covered with a layer of clear light, and the earrings occasionally dangle at a certain angle.

Qin Jiu looked at he for a while, and suddenly spoke in a lazy voice: “Have I seen you before?”

After a moment, Youhuo turned his head to look at him, his light brown eyes like a cold winter night.

“No. If we had seen one, I’m afraid only one would survive.”

Youhuo’s voice was cool and sarcastic.

“Really?” Qin Zhu pressed his cheek, seemed to really think about it for a moment, and then agreed: “It’s a bit regretful, but it seems to be the case.”

While talking, the attic ladder creaked.

The voice of 154 came over: “Boss, the time is coming soon.”

922’s low murmur also came in, and he seemed to be following behind 154: “Is everything okay up there? Why am I so panicked.”

154 whispered: “Shut up.”

“Boss.” 154 poked his head in first, “Do you want to go down? The paper is about to be collected.”

Qin Jiu asked: “How did the answer go? I saw that there was a kid writing very hard and never stopped writing.”

Before the 922 people arrived, the voice came first: “It’s useless. I didn’t read the details of what was written in detail, but I can probably tell it at a glance. If I can get points for answering like that, I will behead my head to celebrate.”

154: “…”

•

On the top of the cabinet is an old-fashioned clock, which makes a sound every time the second hand moves.Normally no one pays attention to it, but now it is so clear that it is disturbing.

It ticked a few times, and the winding chicken crowed.

The three invigilators went downstairs following this panicking sound. In order to prevent violations, they waited until the nine calls were completed before letting You Huo loosen his restraints.

The crowd, like newly laid chickens in a bamboo cage, chose a corner farthest from the gate and crowded together.It seems that if you don’t score, you won’t be kicked out of the examination room.

Almost all the candidates closed their eyes, waiting for the judgment to come.

The wait lasted a minute.

922: “…Don’t say there are too many words, is the system stuck?”

As soon as the proctor finished speaking, the answer wall changed.In the long and eloquent answer, there are two blood-red circles.

Yu Wen looked through his fingers.

One of them is what he writes: refractive index.

On the other hand, Yu Yao added at the last moment: the extremely simple refraction diagram.

Next to the two red circles, two numbers popped up:

1
2

Everyone looked at the numbers and didn’t react yet.

The answer wall has changed again, and all the discarded answers that failed to gain points have disappeared.There is an extra line of red words in the empty part:

Bonus points: 1 out of 13 people died, and the question was answered, 6.

Additional: All candidates survived, 2.

The total score for this assessment is 11 points.

The cabin was quiet for a long time, and then Yu Wen howled: “Fuck!!!! Add 11 points! I thought we were doomed! But it turned out to be 11 points!”

“Brother!!! I got one point, did you see it!!!”

In the deafening voice of this examinee, 922 asked 154 dumbfounded: “The system is crazy! Can you kill the question and get extra points?!”

Seeing that 154 was also confused, he turned his head and glared at You Huo.

The boss, who was tied up for more than 20 minutes, scored 8 points with one foot.

Youhuo admired He’s expression with cold eyes, stretched out his pretty hand to He and said, “Bring me your head to celebrate.”

922: “…”

After the system calculates the total score, you may also feel that you are crazy.

After holding it in for a long time, I choked out another line:

Roll Noodles-2.

The total jumped a bit, from 11 points to 9 points.

Yu Wen, a student who wrote hard, scored 1 first and then -2, with a total loss of one point.

Congratulations.

In the small room, when both the candidates and the invigilator were going crazy, the questions on the answer wall changed again:

Question: There are only 12 guests and 12 sets of tableware left in the hunter’s hut, one for each person, so there will be no more fighting.But the secret in the tableware is still there, hidden under the light.Whoever sits in front of the conspiracy will face a curse. Will that person be you?

Requirement: Find that special set of cutlery (but don’t damage the cutlery)

Examine knowledge points: Optics.

The author has something to say: After waiting for a long time, it’s finally over_(:з」∠)_