151 “Full of Honey” Peach 1

As a golden single old fox fairy, Fu Yuan’s old iron tree was inexplicably “forced” to bloom its first peach blossom today.

In the human world, he first received a courier from the demon world in confusion, and then he was caught off guard and vomited all over him by the kitten demon in the courier box.

And then, he is a handsome man with thick black hair. Because he was a classmate with a male cat more than 9,000 years ago, he is now called “Godfather” by a little female cat?

Of course, none of the above is the point.

The point is——

He actually took it lightly and was tied up by a red rope of “a thousand-mile marriage” by a little milk cat who was more than 9,500 years younger than him.

“It’s impossible to get married.”

Fu Yuan said, slowly and clearly, firmly rejecting the proposal of the little ball of fur at his feet.

“I, Fu Yuan, am single and destined to be an orphan. I am ridiculed by the six realms for being a single dog for ten thousand years. I will not go to Yue Lao to register for marriage with you.”

After that, regardless of how the little milk cat felt, he picked up the back of her neck and strode towards the bathroom.

He threw her into the bathtub and said, “Hurry up and wash the vomit off your body. I’ll call your grandpa to pick you up.”

“Naughty kids know how to mess around…” he said as he walked out.

Yao Yao was lying on the edge of the bathtub, his little tail swept behind him, his ears drooped, and he looked innocent: “But I’m not a bear! Meow~”

Yao Yao is a cat, a happy ragdoll cat——

If her grandfather hadn’t urged her to become an immortal quickly, she would have lived a happier life!

In order to encourage humans and demons to devote themselves to cultivating Taoism and add new labor force to the world of gods and immortals, a new rule was issued: when one person (demon) attains Taoism, the whole family will ascend to heaven.

Yao Yao wondered every day where he could find a person or a demon who could become an immortal.

Later, she suddenly remembered Fu Yuan, the “godfather”.

So she traveled thousands of miles to come to ask for her hand in marriage.

“Have you finished washing?” Fu Yuan urged impatiently, pushed open the bathroom door and walked in.

“Meow!~” Yao Yao was startled and her back arched, “This girl is taking a bath, how could you just come in?”

“Girl? You are covered in cat hair, what can’t you see?”

Fu Yuan looked at the drowned cat curled up in the sink, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

She was so small, she looked no bigger than his hand.

“I also want to become a human being! However, those of us from the demon and demon realms will lose all our powers once we enter the human realm. Now I don’t have the power to become a human at all…”

Unless she can become a fairy.

Although the heaven stipulates that gods cannot abuse magic in the human world, it can still be used under reasonable circumstances.

For example, Fu Yuan just made a knot and cleaned up the dirt she spat on him.

“Didn’t I just ask you to wash yourself in the bathtub? Why did you end up in the sink?”

“The bathtub is too big, I’m afraid of drowning!” She said aggrievedly, looking at him pitifully with her big, bright, jewel-like eyes.

“I want to take a shower…” She waved her white paws, “But the shower gel is so far away, meow~”

Fu Yuan glanced at her angrily, squeezed out the shower gel with one hand, and fished her out of the sink with the other.

“Your grandpa will send someone over later. After you clean up, you can go back to where you came from.”

He pressed her under his palm, rubbing her left and right.

“Meow…can you be gentler? I’m almost bald by you.”

“Can’t.”

Yao Yao pursed her lips and let him scrub her hair pitifully and helplessly.

“Meow!~Don’t touch my nipples!”

He just accidentally touched her there.

At that moment, her body felt numb and a little strange.

“Haha…” Fu Yuan sneered, and with his long and sharp fingers, he gently twisted the small pink grape that was covered by soft hair.

“You actually have the nerve to call this mung bean-sized thing a nipple?”

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PS: I suddenly wanted to write more relaxedly, and then, I suddenly realized that… the character of the male protagonist was crooked (fortunately, it was crooked early, I just changed the copywriting).

However, there seems to be nothing wrong with being abstinent ≠ absolute abstinence ≠ taciturn.

The Ragdoll breed of cat appeared relatively late, I know that, but this world is my fiction (as the creator, I want to put my arms around it for a while).

I have never raised small animals, and there is not much information online about some of the content_(:_‖∠)_

Later, when I thought about it, I realized that this world was a fictitious one, so I wrote it according to my “self-conception” (blind jb).

The world setting is more complicated (than the previous two articles), I will explain it slowly (>^ω^