[R18] Erha and he’s white cat master – “Erha and He’s White Cat Master” Chapter 317 [English]

Chapter 317 Extra “The Only Possibility (Now Turned into a Spoof)” Five

This time the planning was very successful.

Xue Meng used facts to prove that there is no CP that cannot be removed, only players who do not work hard to remove CP.In this game called “Moran is not gay” (a nickname he secretly picked up in his heart), the player Xue Meng gave full play to his intelligence and successfully broke up the pair of dog boys who had seen a ghost.

He and Xiaolong looked through the guide, chose the heroine, and made a plan. One person and one dragon split up. One person kept an eye on the little Mo Ran in the north of the park, and the other team kept an eye on the little Chu Wanning in the south of the park. Finally, they made sure that at the end of the spring outing, when Mo Ran got on the school bus and left in the dust, not even a piece of Chu Wanning’s sleeves were seen.

Simply exciting.

“We made it!”

“We let Mo Ran establish friendship with girls!”

“We’ll be best friends in no time!”

“When puberty comes, they will secretly be together behind their parents’ backs!”

“Wearing school uniforms and secretly dating after school!”

“They will hide a box of sweet chocolates in each other’s schoolbags!”

“During the sudden rainstorm during the evening self-study in high school, he would carry her on his back to prevent her pink leather shoes from getting wet!”

Xue Meng raised his head and laughed: “The pink leather shoes are a bit exaggerated.” He paused, and continued with bright eyes, “But it is a good idea to carry your girlfriend home in the heavy rain… How tall is Mo Ran in high school?”

Little Candle Dragon flipped through the guide and said, “From 1.86 to 1.89 meters, it depends on his luck. In short, he will be in this range.”

“Tsk, that’s really…” Xue Meng showed a subtle expression, as if he was a little envious but wanted to hold on tight as much as possible, which made he’s final facial expression look like he had a toothache.He curled his lips, not intending to continue this unpleasant topic.Biquge TV is updated the fastest https://www.biqugetv.com/ https://m.biqugetv.com/

He didn’t want Xiaozhulong to notice that he was still wearing a height-enhancing bra.

“In short, our love journey will go smoothly.” Xue Meng concluded, even a little paranoid, “It must go smoothly. Otherwise, I won’t be able to communicate with Jiang Xi.”

In order to ensure that Mo Ran and the girl’s emotions are stable and undisturbed, Xue Meng and the others are prepared to continue observing for a while – of course, in this simulation game, the speed of time can be adjusted, and they only need to tell the date to the guide.

“We want to see the first date between Mo Ran and a girl.” Xiao Zhulong said.

Xue Meng also joined in to speak: “Alone, without a third party, although we can’t call it a date at this age, but you are so smart that you should be able to understand what we mean.”

He seems to have forgotten who called this guide “artificial retardation” before.

“Just play together, do homework together, or do other things together, play house, etc.” He thought for a while and added, “Anything like that is fine.”

To avoid the shame of being called artificially retarded, the guide accurately moved the time back one week and three days.

It was a night, and we were downstairs in a community. From the warm yellow lights coming from the windows of many houses, the housewives busy cleaning up the pots and pans in the kitchen, the shouts of children, and the faint voice of the male news network host, we could determine that it was around seven o’clock.

Xue Meng and Xiao Zhulong waited for a while, but Mo Ran appeared.

As expected, he was carrying a small schoolbag and a lunch box bag with a pirated version of the cartoon Pooh Bear printed on it. Pooh’s nose had been worn out, which made the pirated bear, which was not very good-looking at first, look even more ferocious and ridiculous.

But all the ferocity and ridiculousness can be covered up by the girl beside him who is smiling, chattering happily.

“I live on the second floor, and my father is on a business trip, but my mother is at home. Don’t be afraid, she is a very nice person.” The little girl’s eyebrows were curved, and her long eyelashes danced with orange lights. “Yesterday I told her that you were coming to play, and she told me that tonight she would have fried egg yolk chicken wings, and cheese whipped cream cake sold in the pastry shop at the door that had to queue up. Do you like cheese whipped cream cake?”

“I…” Mo Ran murmured, and Xue Meng noticed that his old sneakers had come off the glue, “I have never eaten anything like this.”

The girl didn’t laugh at him. She was just stunned for a moment and then laughed cheerfully: “You will like it. If you don’t like it, give it all to me. But don’t tell my mother. She is always worried that I will grow into a big fat man if I eat like this.”

Under the street lamp, Mo Ran lowered his head and kicked the pebbles and dust on the roadside with his unglued sneakers.He is really seeking death by doing this, and the already miserable sneakers are becoming more and more unsightly.

“You won’t gain weight.” After a while, Xiao Moran muttered.

“What did you say?” The girl didn’t hear clearly.

“…I said you won’t get fat if you eat.” Although the light was dim, Xue Meng still noticed that the little guy’s face seemed a little red, “If you like it, I will give you the cake secretly.”

He bit his lip and turned his face awkwardly. Now even the slow little Zhulong noticed that even the base of his ears turned red: “I won’t tell your mother.”

Little Zhulong jumped up and down around the two of them, screaming: “Ah!!! I really love this little girl!!!!”

“I love her too.” Xue Meng smiled and said, “I’m just saying, there are so many sweet and good girls in the world, how can there be a gay man made of steel and iron. You see, if this continues, we should be able to complete the task soon.”

“I can’t wait to attend their wedding – no, directly see their children.” Xiaozhulong looked excited, rising to the sky and falling to the ground.

“What does it matter if I am a single dragon?” It danced and flicked non-existent tears with its little paws. “As long as my CP can get married, what does it matter if I am single for a hundred years?”

They followed Mo Ran and the little girl upstairs.

They watched the two children eat dinner together, share a piece of cake after dinner, watch TV together, and do homework together.

Ah, what a delightful friendship.

Go to hell, you can’t fall in love prematurely. You need to cultivate your girlfriend from the red scarf period. Otherwise, when you graduate from college, you won’t even have a girl in your address book who can chat. Are you going to squat in front of a gay bar?

At half past eight, one person and one dragon happily bid farewell to the girl and the girl’s mother along with Mo Ran. Xiao Mo Ran walked briskly to catch the last train, and he and the two followed behind and were beaming with joy.

Later, Mo Ran came to the girl’s house several times, but he came too frequently. He was afraid of leaving a bad impression on the other party’s parents, so those few times he went around to the back of the residential building and lightly smashed the girl’s bedroom window with less sharp pebbles.On the mobile phone, remember “BiQuge→m.BiqugeTv.Com” in one second to provide you with wonderful novel reading.

“The restless puberty has been advanced.” Xue Meng commented with his arms folded, but his expression was very excited.

“I think this strategy is foolproof.”

But perhaps Little Candle Dragon should not be called Little Candle Dragon. The flower name Crow Mouth is probably more suitable for it.

Just after it said the five words “foolproof”, the strength of Mo Ran’s hand went astray. The stone did not hit the girl’s window, but hit the glass window door of the next door neighbor with a bang.

The two Cultivation Bureau staff who had not yet realized that their fate was about to turn around were still smug: “Mo Ran is really a proactive and enthusiastic child.”

“And it’s very romantic.”

“In the future, we will become boyfriend and girlfriend. This is a very beautiful memory.”

Just as you and I were happily boasting about the future, suddenly there was the sound of opening and closing the leaves from the window next door, and then a voice with obvious impatience and sleepiness sounded, like ice water condensed by the instant cooling of nitrogen, splashing on Xue Meng’s little candle dragon with a splash.

“Don’t you think you’re going too far for being out playing pranks so late at night?”

It’s still a familiar recipe…no, it’s still a familiar voice.Still a familiar tone.

Xue Meng and Xiao Zhulong looked shocked, swallowed their saliva, and then turned around tremblingly to look –

“Ah!!”

“Ah!!!!”

One cry is more miserable than the other, as if the death knell of doom has sounded.

he The two of them looked at each other and wailed together: “What the hell?! Why does Chu Wanning live next door to that girl???!!!”

Not willing to give in.

How can you be willing to do so!!How can we let fate unscrupulously stretch out its claws and slap them in the face!!!How can we turn the morning glory of our motherland into a gay dahlia!!!

“At least this time we met very unpleasantly.” Xue Meng tried to point out the crux of the problem, even though he himself was very unsure.

“Yes.” Xiao Zhulong also tried to explore various possibilities for the development of the matter. “This unpleasantness of the first meeting should also lead to the inability to get along well with each other.”

“I think this strategy can be salvaged a little more.”

“I think so too. Let’s at least look at the situation in a year before making a decision.”

They once again reached a consensus and used the strategy guide to arrive one night a year later.

Still in this community, still at night.

Even the position where Mo Ran stood has not changed. He is still standing under the street lamp that is not very bright and sometimes flickers due to unstable voltage.

Even Mo Ran was still using pebbles to lightly hit the window with glass luster in the moonlight.

………But what he smashed was not the girl’s window, but the window of Chu Wanning’s bedroom next door to the girl.

“…Tell me this is a coincidence.” Xiao Zhulong said desperately, “Tell me he just shook his hand, didn’t hit it firmly, and hit it wrong.”

Xue Meng is still relatively rational. He said nothing and his face was ashen.

A wrong hit once is an accident, but a wrong hit ten times is true love.

No one would smash the wrong window ten times in a row, so Mo Ran knocked on Chu Wanning’s window, and the person he wanted to see was Chu Wanning, the little brother next door to the girl.

Damn it!!

The window was opened, and the summer night wind floated in with the fragrance of magnolia flowers. By the fluttering sheer curtain, Allen Chu was wearing white children’s plush pajamas. Although he looked impatient and sleepy, he still moved a stool, stood on the stool and stood on tiptoe to look down.

“Why are you here again?” Chu Wanning lay at the window, yawned, and said lazily to Mo Ran, “Didn’t we just finish playing football together in the afternoon?”

Mo Ran did not speak under the street lamp, and waved to him with a smile. He folded several paper airplanes and flew towards him, and finally one flew into his room.

Chu nightning opened the paper airplane, and there were crayon drawings on it. On it were a white cat and a puppy, and a line of words written in milky yellow lead:

Forgot to say good night to you.

I wish you a good dream. We will go to you (I forgot how to write this word) swimming pool tomorrow.

Call our good friend Ling’er, if she yuan (I haven’t learned how to write this word yet) means it.

The ink burns

——”So.” Xiao Zhulong almost twitched, “In the end, he and Chu Wanning became ‘us’, and the cute girl next door became ‘our’ friend.”

Xue Meng was silent for a while.

He actually wanted to find some elegant and implicit sentences from the corners of his brain to express his disappointment at the moment.Even Tang poetry, Song lyrics, Yuan music, and European opera are so literary and artistic that they can make his skin crawl.

But no.

He finally squeezed out the curse words through his teeth that burned the blood all over his body.

“You damn faggot, I’ll fuck your second uncle.”

“…please revise your wording one last time.”

“Don’t worry about my choice of words!! I’m so angry right now!”

“No.” Xiao Zhulong said, “I just want to remind you that if you want to fuck Mr. He, then you are also a gay.”

“…”

“It’s still the love between grandpa and grandson.”