[R18] Erha and he’s white cat master – “Erha and He’s White Cat Master” Chapter 192 [English]
byChapter 192 Master gave me life
On the day when Chu Wanning’s retreat ended, an uninvited guest came to the top of life and death.
“Tuk-tuk-tuk.”
Early in the morning, there was an anxious knock on the door of Honglian Water Pavilion.
Mo Ran was serving Chu Wanning to change clothes. This person had just finished his practice. After ten days of meditation, he was a little confused. When he heard the knock on the door, he said coldly: “Please come in.”
Mo Ran: “Pfft.”
“…Why are you laughing?”
“Master has set up a barrier at the door. Who can come in except me and Xue Meng?”
Only then did Chu nightning remember that he raised his hand to untie the barrier.In a hurry, a disciple came to deliver the message. He smelled of alcohol and looked like a headless fly: “Elder Yuheng, what’s wrong, there’s a big monster at the door of Danxin Hall!”
The two looked at each other and immediately rushed to Danxin Palace.
From a distance, Mo Ran saw a huge gourd spinning around the square, while a group of elders and disciples watched dumbfoundedly.
Mo Ran: “…Big Demon?”
Fat Calabash: “Gulugulugulubo.”
Seeing Chu Wanning and Mo Ran coming, Xue Zhengyong’s eyes lit up and he slapped his thigh: “Ah! Yu Heng! It’s just the right time to wake up! There is help and there is help, come quickly!”
Chu nightning is still a little confused, but he is born to be cold. Even if he is confused, his face still looks very enigmatic: “Huh?”
“It’s another monster that escaped from the Golden Drum Tower.” Xue Zhengyong said with a bitter face, angry and funny at the same time, “Staying here and not leaving – drinking and lusting!”
Chu night Ning raised his eyes to look at the big gourd running around the field. It was two people tall and exuded the luster of mother-of-pearl. There was a burst of pink smoke from the mouth of the gourd, and a burst of gurgling wine pulp. It was indeed the rumored wine-colored gourd demon.
Chu nightning said: “This demon does not hurt people.”
“But it makes people drunk!”
This is true. A group of young disciples were chased by a gourd of wine and wine. As soon as they caught up with one, they immediately opened a hole and began to spray wine into their mouths. While spraying back, they made an unexplained “GuluGuluBoo!”
Allen Chu: “…”
“I heard that it only obeys people who drink better than it does.” Xue Zhengyong said eagerly, “Yu Heng, look…”
Chu night Ning helped his forehead with some headache, swept off the court, summoned Tianwen, and stood in front of the wine gourd.
“Don’t run away,” he said, “I’ll drink with you.”
The fat gourd was overjoyed, swaying back and forth, and the cracked mouth immediately rose, and a puff of wine pulp was sprayed towards Chu Wanning’s handsome face like a small arrow. Unexpectedly, Chu Wanning dodged and calmly avoided the sip of wine. Everyone saw a golden light, and the fat gourd was tightly restrained by Tian Wen.
“Another way to drink, do you have a cup?”
“Gulu bum!” A small gourd scoop spit out from the crack of the fat gourd, filled with clear wine, “bum!”
Chu nightning sat on the ground under the gaze of everyone, and drank with the wine gourd.
“Gulubobobo!”
“Yes, let’s have another one.”
“Bo!”
“Is there any pear blossom white?”
“Boo boo!”
Xue Zhengyong said in shock: “Yu Heng, you seem to understand what it says?”
“Well.” Chu Wanning said, “I can always understand a little bit about this kind of monster.”
The wine-loving gourd: “Bop, bam, bam!”
Mo Ran smiled and said: “Master, what did he say this time?”
Allen Chu: “He was chatting with me, saying that it hasn’t been exposed to the sun for a long time.”
The wine gourd seemed very happy. For some reason, it obviously understood Chu Wanning’s words, so he leaned over intimately and poured a large gourd of wine for him diligently.
“Is it pear blossom this time?”
“Bo!”
“I don’t love daughter Hong.”
“Bo…” The wine-colored gourd poured the wine and replaced it with another one.
Everyone was stunned and speechless.
Seeing the man and the demon drinking from morning to noon, the man was not drunk and the demon was happy. Everyone was stunned, and more and more people gathered at the entrance of Danxin Palace.
Xue Meng and Shi Mo also came.
When Mo Ran saw Shi Mo, he remembered the previous misunderstanding and felt guilty, so he wanted to take the initiative to apologize to him. Unexpectedly, Shi Mo glanced at him from the corner of his eye and turned around to leave.
Xue Meng saw the doorway and poked Mo Ran with his elbow: “He seems to be still angry with you for misunderstanding him last time.”
Mo Ran was a little worried: “What should I do?”
“Let’s talk to him. If you are like this, I am not a human being in the middle.” Xue Meng said, “Go quickly, anyway, you have nothing to do here.”
Mo Ran glanced at Chu Wanning, who was fighting with the wine gourd, and felt that there would be no problem for a while, so he said to Xue Meng: “Then I’ll go find him first. Don’t leave here. Look at the master. If anything happens, tell me immediately.”
It didn’t take much effort to catch up with Shi Mei. Mo Ran called him in front of Wujian Ping: “Shi Mei!”
“…”
“Teacher!”
Shi Mo stopped, turned around, and looked at He quietly: “Aran, what do you want from me?”
“No…” Mo Ran waved his hand and frowned, “I came here to tell you that what happened last time was really my fault.”
“What are you talking about?”
Mo Ran was stunned for a moment and opened his eyes slightly: “What?”
The teacher’s expression was still light and gentle, and the wind started to rise. He stroked the broken hair on his temples: “It was because you misunderstood what I wanted to do to the master in Honglian Water Pavilion. Or when we were having dinner together in Yuliang Village, you didn’t sit at the same table with me. Or it was earlier, when I went to bring you wine when the master woke up, you never said a few words to me from the beginning to the end. Which one?”
I didn’t expect that he would actually mention what happened so long ago. Mo Ran was at a loss for a while, and after a long time he said: “You…were you angry with me so early?”
Shi Mo shook his head: “I don’t think I’m angry, but I still care.”
“…”
“Ah Ran, you have been deliberately alienating me since you became a teacher.”
The ink burned and was speechless.He is indeed deliberately alienating his teacher.He The two of them once walked so close, so close that Chu Wanning could see it clearly.
It was just because I always felt that something was missing. When we were young, the layer of window paper between them was not broken. Later, when Mo Ran understood his own feelings, he didn’t know how to deal with the relationship with Shi Mo——
he had thought about talking to his teacher, but felt it was inappropriate.
He has never confessed to Shi Mo, and he doesn’t know what kind of feelings Shi Mo has for him. If he rushes over and expresses his intention to break off the relationship, it would be too abrupt and too self-righteous.
So the last thing he wanted to do was to fade away slowly.
Shi Mo stared at he quietly, and after a while, he said: “When you first came to the top of life and death, I told you that I have no father or mother, and I don’t have many friends. From then on, we are a family.”
“…Hmm.”
“Then why have you changed?”
Mo Ran was very sad, and he suddenly felt a little confused in his heart. He didn’t know why he was so alienated from his teacher.
Since he came back from the ghost world, have he and his teacher spoken more than a hundred words in total?
The two people who were once so inseparable are now drifting apart, and Mo Ran can’t help but wonder if he has gone too far.
he said: “I’m sorry.”
“…There’s nothing to be sorry for.” Shi Mo turned his eyes away, “Forget it, that’s it.”
“Don’t be angry. If you’re angry, I… won’t feel well either. You’ve always been very nice to me.”
Shi Mo finally smiled lightly: “I am very good to you, but how about compared to Master?”
Mo Ran said: “This is different.”
The teacher looked at Qingdai in the distance and said, “I remember you told me before that I treated you well and gave you a lot of warmth. What about the master?”
Mo Ran said: “He gave me life.”
The teacher didn’t answer for a long time, and finally sighed: “It’s not like that.”
Seeing he like this, Mo Ran felt more and more uncomfortable, and said: “There is nothing to compare with, people are different, you -”
The teacher did not wait for him to finish his words. He turned his face sideways, against the wind, and raised his hand to pat Mo Ran’s chest: “Okay, you don’t need to say anything. I know what you mean. In fact, I am not that careless person, but you misunderstood me before, and I am really sad.”
“Well…”
“Let’s just turn the page and don’t think about it anymore.”
The ink-burning black eyes were warm, and he nodded after a while, almost gratefully: “Okay.”
The teacher was tall and slender, leaning against the jade railing of Wujianping. He looked at Lin Yesesu below. After a while——
“Go back.”
“What did you want to say back then?”
They spoke almost at the same time, and Mo Ran was stunned for a moment: “What year?”
The teacher said: “The year the sky split.”
Mo Ran then remembered that the colorful butterfly suppressed the sky and split, and his unspoken confession was frozen for a moment.
The teacher said: “You didn’t finish a sentence to me. I don’t know what you wanted to say. Can I ask you now?”
Mo Ran was just about to answer when he suddenly heard a loud noise from the Danxin Palace behind him.
Both he and the teacher’s expressions changed, and Mo Ran said: “It’s the master’s side!”
The teacher had no time to chat anymore and said, “Go back and take a look.”
The two of them turned around and rushed back to the main hall. When they arrived in front of the Danxin Hall, they found that there was a second fat gourd in the huge square.
Mo Ran was shocked: “What is this?!”
Xue Zhengyong covered his face and said: “Drunk and lustful.”
“How many are there?!”
“Two, one for wine and one for sex. They are twins.” Xue Zhengyong felt like his head was about to explode. “The one who was having a wine fight with Yu Heng was just the younger brother, and the one here now is just the elder brother.”
Mo Ran’s eyebrows twitched, and it took him a while to react: “Jiu Gourd likes to fight with others, and that lustful gourd…” He turned around with a green face, looking at the fat pink gourd that was spinning around.
Xue Zhengyong said with embarrassment: “The color gourd can do all the tempting things in the world. It only obeys the orders of the most pure people.”
Mo Ran turned his head and said: “Xue Meng!!”
The teacher said “Hey” and said, “Why isn’t Xue Meng here? Where did he go?”
Xue Zhengyong pointed to the lustful gourd: “… He has already been tested in the gourd, and he said he wanted to share Yu Heng’s worries.”
Mo Ran breathed a sigh of relief: “That’s okay. If even Xue Meng is not pure in this world, then there will be no pure people.”
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a “bang” explosion.
Xue Meng’s whole person was sprayed out from the mouth of the gourd of the color gourd, and he fell heavily in the center of the crowd. The movement was so loud that everyone looked at it, and even Chu Wanning, who was drinking with the gourd, turned back.
The teacher asked in astonishment: “What’s wrong?”
Someone else was surprised: “Could it be that even the young master…”
“Ahem, cough, cough.” Xue Meng blushed and stood up unsteadily from the ground. His eyes were angry and ashamed, and he shouted at Se Hulu, “You – you evildoer, you, you, you are shameless!!”
Mo Ran looked back and forth, and found that Xue Meng had changed into a set of golden-red auspicious robes at some point. He only felt funny and curious: “What’s going on?”
Xue Zhengyong just held his forehead and was speechless.
The teacher said, “I’ve heard about this. The lustful gourd is actually not lustful, but infatuated. It wants to find the cleanest, most infatuated partner in the world and has no one in its heart to get married. It is said that those who are absorbed into the gourd will live in a new house.”
“…and then what?”
“Then the spirit of the color gourd will look like the bride or the groom, but both the bride and the groom have their faces covered, and they have to wait for the other person to reveal it with their own hands.”
Mo Ran said: “Is it the color gourd that you see when you uncover it?”
“Of course not. What you see when you uncover it will differ from person to person. If you have a sweetheart, you will see the appearance of your sweetheart. If you don’t have a sweetheart but you are lustful, it is said that what you will see will be…” Shi Mei coughed slightly, feeling a little embarrassed, “A stunningly beautiful man or woman without any hair. Only the purest people can see the true appearance of a lustful gourd.”
Mo Ran turned his head in disbelief and looked at Xue Meng, who was so angry that he was smoking: “What did Xue Meng see?”
He really can’t believe that Xue Meng can have a sweetheart, but he also never believes that Xue Meng can see any naked beauties or handsome men in his eyes.
But Xue Meng was actually thrown out by the color gourd, and he was overjoyed to see the color gourd jumping and rolling around. Apparently, he also made a joke out of Xue Meng.
The teacher couldn’t bear it, so he smoothed things over for Xue Meng and said: “Maybe it was a misjudgment of Se Hulu…”
Before he finished speaking, he heard Xue Meng coming out of Dragon City, pointing at the color gourd and roaring: “Your mother actually turned into an illusion of myself to confuse me! You also made me wear women’s clothes in the illusion!!! You, you are so stupid!! You dare to humiliate me!!!”
“…” Many disciples at the top of life and death, including Mo Ran, were silent for a moment. They wanted to hold back, but failed to hold back. They all laughed out loud.
The most narcissistic Xue Ziming, the peacock spread its tail and the narcissus shines in the shadow, and the newlywed bride is transformed from a lustful gourd. When Xue Meng lifts his hijab, what he sees is his own heavily made-up face——
“It makes sense.” Mo Ran tried his best to hold back, not to laugh too exaggeratedly, and nodded pertinently, “Xue Meng should be very beautiful as a girl.”
Before he had finished having fun, he heard Xue Zhengyong shouting with a headache: “Yu Heng, why don’t you help cure this lustful gourd before the wine gourd is settled?”
The author has something to say:
Small theater “Xue Meng’s Sexual Change” EG version, OCC has it, don’t take it seriously~
Miss Xue Mengmeng’s marriage recruitment requirements:
Man, your strength cannot be lower than mine, and your appearance cannot be lower than mine. Since I have a queen in my family to inherit, I think it is reasonable for me to be more willful. I hope that the other party can earn a million a month, can afford a courtyard house in the second ring of the imperial capital, can contract the entire Qi refining path of the Confucian Feng Sect for me, can help me cut off Jiang Xi’s dog head, and can be filial to my parents.In addition, I hope that the other party can turn over all his salary to me after getting married. He must give me a 99,999 red envelope during the New Year and holidays (forget about Qingming Festival), and he needs cash. Only in this way can he look cool enough to take photos and post them on WeChat, and will make my cousin Mo Weiyu jealous.
The most important thing is, I hope to find an honest man that my mother likes, thank you.
After reading Miss Xue’s marriage request, the reactions of the various male protagonists.
Mo Ran: Are the heterosexual market requirements so terrible now?Luckily I’m gay.
Chu Wanning: Fortunately, I am gay.
Teacher: Fortunately, I am gay.
Nangong Si: Why did this woman who called me Prince sick last time appear again?
Ye Wangxi: Fortunately I am a woman.
Mei Hanxue: Fortunately…is it still too late to become gay?
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