[R18] Erha and he’s white cat master – “Er Ha and He’s White Cat Master” Chapter 346 Extra “Fighting for Favor (4)” [English]
byThe next morning.
Ta Xianjun squinted his eyes and sat under the loquat tree in the courtyard. While peeling loquats for himself to eat, he squinted his eyes and thought about something.Biquge TV first launched www.biqugetv.com m.biqugetv.com
After switching the state, he couldn’t remember anything else in the past three days. He vaguely remembered that he got a wooden box, which was a rice cake… The rice cake monster sent it, and it seemed to be related to Chu Wanning’s birthday gift.
But more, he can’t recall.
Ta Xianjun did not dare to take it lightly. After all, he felt that Grandmaster Mo was a very scheming bird man. He seemed to be loyal and honest, but in fact he was sanctimonious and very frivolous.
How is he like himself, handsome, upright, domineering, mighty, and sincere in treating others.
An honest person like me is really at a disadvantage.
Taxianjun sighed, his purple-black eyes flashing with deep light.The loquat juice was very sticky. He raised his hand and licked his fingertips to absorb the strands of sweetness, and thought to himself: Can’t lose!I am an emperor, and I know much more about fighting for favor in the harem than my other self!As the saying goes, only by knowing yourself and the enemy can you win every battle. As long as I see Grandmaster Mo’s congratulatory gift in advance, I can fight back and overwhelm him!
But it is one thing to desire to know Grandmaster Mo’s gift, but how to know it is another profound knowledge.
He doesn’t expect to be able to communicate spiritually with himself. Only Master Mo can understand him.
How about… try to let Chu Wanning make excuses?
No, no.
This idea was quickly dismissed by Ta Xianjun himself.
Recalling his past life, Song Qiutong always dressed up every festival, came to please him with all his beauty, and used subtle ways to find out from him whether “Sister Concubine Chu” had prepared any gifts for him.
He was holding an evil fire in his heart at that time, looking at Song Qiutong’s seemingly smart but stupid head, it took a lifetime of self-cultivation not to curse – what are you doing!What to ask!Chu Wanning just hasn’t given me any holiday gifts. Are you satisfied?!!
But every time, she didn’t yell out. Instead, she suppressed her anger, put on a gloomy smile, and said slowly: “I didn’t expect that the queen cares so much about Concubine Chu, and even wants to be like him when giving a gift.”
Panic flashed across Song Qiutong’s beautiful face, and she became more submissive and charming out of fear, hoping to win the king’s pity.
So she hurriedly said: “I just can’t make up my mind and want to know about Concubine Chu’s sister’s thoughts…”
“Oh… I want to understand Concubine Chu’s thoughts.” Ta Xianjun slowly soaked these words between his lips, sneered suddenly, his eyes were like a cold sword coming out of the box, and a cold light suddenly appeared.
“So, you want to show that you, the queen, have no independent opinions, and you also plan to be a concubine like he, or simply become a concubine?”
Song Qiutong was so frightened that he staggered to his knees and kowtowed repeatedly.
But at that time, he only felt that disgust and anger were gnawing and fighting in his heart at the same time.Gong E who witnessed this incident only said that the emperor was moody, but no one knew it – even Song Qiutong himself did not know that he was really touched by her – he had been under house arrest for Chu Wanning for so long, and he only gained people, but it seemed that he never got his heart.
As for the obedience, surrender, and admiration that he desires, they are more like the cold moon in the nine days, out of reach.
Even in these years, he has not received any festive gifts from Chu Wanning… Even when the snow is deep on New Year’s Eve, he secretly hopes for a “Happy New Year”, which is all wishful thinking.
Song Qiutong stabbed his self-esteem and poked at his troubles.sarcastic: he has nothing and nothing to gain; sarcastic: he is just a loner, a poor ghost who seems to be determined to win but is actually deeply resentful——
How dare she… How dare she!!!
The emperor turned blue with anger, and Song Qiutong turned pale with fright. He stared at her sadly, unable to tell the truth quickly, and she had no idea what mistakes she had committed.
At that time, neither the emperor nor the empress realized that she was actually losing in the competition for favor from the beginning.
yes.
You can’t ask Chu Wanning.
After ending this memory, Taxianjun became more determined in his thoughts.
The essence of competing for favor is to be calm and calm, seemingly not caring, but actually strategizing and jumping out from the beginning to reveal that you care to death. That is the most undesirable thing.
But how could Yun Danfengqing find out about Grandmaster Mo’s actions without any care?
There is not much time left for he. Tomorrow is Chu Wanning’s birthday. He only has these last few hours to win the battle against defeat.
While Ta Xianjun was deep in thought, he saw a dog-head chasing a butterfly running past him.The dog head noticed his gaze, stopped suddenly, tilted his head, and stared at the troubled former emperor with his usual mean and squinting eyes.A dog’s eyes are full of wisdom and care.Biquget TV mobile terminal https://m.biqugetv.com/
Treading the Immortal Lord had an idea.
Got it!
“Good dog head, good dog head, come.” While Chu Wanning went out to explore the spirit of the vegetation in Nanping Mountain, Taxianjun picked up the dog head, put it on his lap, and then rubbed its dog paws with a smile that he thought was kind but actually very scary. “I know you are the smartest, and you should be able to understand what I say.”
Dog head: “…”
“I want to ask you, do you know that Japan got a wooden box a few days ago?”
Dog head: “Woo…”
“Be obedient and bring me the box. Can you do it?”
“Woooooooo…” I can’t do it.
Ta Xianjun’s face darkened a bit, but he still smiled and said, “How about giving you a meat bone to eat?”
“Woof woof!” Two!
“Okay, just two.”
Ta Xianjun, who looks like a human and a dog, is indeed better at communicating with his kind than Grandmaster Mo, who looks like a human.Even though one person and one dog couldn’t understand each other, they reached a consensus so quickly that they were working together.
“Woof!!”
The dog’s head shook its tail, jumped out of Ta Xianjun’s arms, and ran to the depths of a certain patch of inconspicuous grass. After a while, it became Grandmaster Mo’s traitor, dug out Grandmaster Mo’s hidden thoughts and thoughts into a box, and brought them to Ta Xianjun, covered with mud.
“So fast?”
“Woof woof woof!” That means you don’t even know who I am.
Ta Xianjun was very satisfied and patted the dog’s head with a smile: “Aiqing is such a good dog. I will call you -”
Before Feng could figure out why, he suddenly heard familiar footsteps coming from outside the courtyard door.Ta Xianjun’s expression changed, and he immediately raised his hand to put the box of wishes into his arms at lightning speed.
Then he looked back calmly as if nothing had happened: “Wan Ning is back.”
The dog’s head also wagged its tail with the calmness of nothing, and stuck out its tongue flatteringly at Chu Wanning.
Chu Wanning, who came back from the mountain patrol, looked at the man and the dog, and always felt that there was a mysterious conspiracy flowing between them: “…What are you doing?”
Ta Xianjun quickly changed the topic: “How is my harem?”
Chu Wanning said: “Your Xiaocui and Xiaohong are dead.”
“!!!” Taxianjun was shocked, “What?!!”
“Last night there was a storm, and all the Xiangfei bamboos and red crabapples you planted on the south slope were blown down. I told you not to plant them on the windward side of the rock wall before, but if you don’t listen, I can only give you a better memory next time.”
Ta Xianjun suddenly became sad and quit.
That was the grass and trees that he happily planted with Chu Wanning when he just retired to Nanping Mountain!Although he has always called those flowers and plants his harem in order to tease Chu Wanning, there are more than just concubines in the harem. He actually secretly named the trees they planted together as princesses and princes.
Now their child actually died, is that okay?
“No! I want to take a look!”
“What are you looking at?” Chu Wanning saw that he was teasing him and he took it seriously. He immediately pulled him over and said to him, “I cast a spell and have connected all the broken flowers and plants.”
“Everything is connected?”
“It’s all connected.”
Ta Xianjun stared at he. After a while, before Chu Wanning could react, he suddenly opened his sleeves and hugged him tightly.
“…” Chu Wanning was suddenly hugged around the waist, and he smiled helplessly, “What are you doing…?”
The Immortal Lord was sitting, and Chu Wanning was standing. The Immortal Lord’s head was on Chu Wanning’s ribs. He wanted to rub it, but he couldn’t put it down. In the end, he just said in a muffled voice: “I… I am happy.”
This is Chu Wanning’s heart. He will feel sorry for him. He expects that the flowers, plants and trees he planted will be destroyed by wind and rain, and he will save them for him without saying a word.The dead wood grows again in spring, and this heart that was once exhausted and withered finally gradually took on a bright red color, with blood, heat and love in the company of Chu Wanning.
He can finally walk cautiously into the light.
In order to let the light shine more on himself and less on Master Mo, Ta Xianjun became more determined to solve the mystery of Master Mo’s gift.He has a bad mind, unlike Grandmaster Mo who lives a very sober life. He refuses to admit that he and he are one, so Grandmaster Mo has no hostility towards the other self, but he is blushing and competing with Grandmaster Mo every day.
With the excuse of “I am in a good mood today, I will come to cook the food myself”, Ta Xianjun quietly shut himself up in the small kitchen and began to study this wish-fulfillment box.
The experience of the emperor in the human world tells him that as long as he can open this box, Master Mo’s secret will be exposed under his nose.
But the problem is that this box fits perfectly, how can it be opened?
——
“Open the box!”
Useless.
“You’re thinking too much!”
It remains autistic.
“Let me show you my handsome face.”
The box didn’t move at all.
Ta Xianjun tried various explanations, but none of them could be solved. In the end, he became a little manic, and he actually tried to hit him hard with a red light in his palm, trying to split him in half!
he suddenly struck hard with a palm, only to hear a clang!
The bench beneath the box was shattered.
But the box is actually still intact.
“It’s ridiculous, I still don’t believe this is evil…” Taxianjun said angrily, summoning his sword and slashing it horizontally and vertically for more than twenty times.It’s just that he was helpless in the kitchen and couldn’t release his spiritual power at will to avoid blowing up the house, so he couldn’t use one ten thousandth of his power. After splitting it for a long time, the box was still safe.
Instead, Chu Wanning knocked on the door outside: “Mo Ran? What are you doing? Why is there such a big movement inside?”
“…Chop the stuffing!” Taxianjun said casually, “Make pie!”
Allen Chu paused for a moment: “There are still leftovers from the day before yesterday in the ice mirror. I haven’t used up my previous outflanking hand.”
“Okay, got it.”
After responding, Ta Xianjun reacted belatedly – it’s not right!Chu Wanning outflanks Grandmaster Mo again?!
Why didn’t he!!!
This thought made me even more angry, and I felt that I couldn’t let Grandmaster Mo go, and I couldn’t let him invite me again on his birthday!That hypocrite, that despicable person!
Compete with him for favor?How overestimating one’s own abilities!
There was a layer of darkness in Ta Xianjun’s eyes, and he stared at the box, stroking the rough texture with his slender fingers, feeling bad in his heart.He thought, otherwise… just throw this box under the cliff…?
Isn’t it just a birthday gift?He can find a better one for Chu Wanning before the sun sets today.
He is the Immortal Emperor. He wants something unique in heaven and earth, so what can’t he do?
Although he was tired of the days when he was a king, and loved the warmth of returning to the mortal world, so he always liked to dress up and go to the mountains to smell the fireworks in the world. He even felt that the money he earned by secretly pretending to be “Master Gou” and doing odd jobs was much more precious and meaningful than the rare treasures that others knelt down and presented to him in the deep cold palace.
But although such mundane sweetness is good, he doesn’t want to show his love.
Ta Xianjun is shameless, especially in order to distinguish himself from the poor Grandmaster Mo. Even if he secretly loves the farmer’s cabbage and tofu, he still has to pretend that what he loves most is still the grand spectacle and the delicacies of the mountains and seas.
This kind of imposing one’s dignity on one’s face and pretending to be fat can sometimes be beneficial.
For example, Ta Xianjun firmly believes that as long as he risks being beaten to death by Chu Wanning, arrogantly returns to the world, and searches for treasures everywhere, he will be able to quickly find the kind of luxurious and exquisite gifts that are novel, unique and connotative!
For sure!
After this idea took root in his heart, Taxianjun stood up and planned to put the wooden box away and take it out in the afternoon to throw it away.
However, thinking about it, if he really had to do this, his recovered conscience still felt a little uneasy.
…Then, then Chu Wanning will have one less gift.What if I can’t find a better one?If Chu Wanning really likes this box and it is destroyed by me, wouldn’t it… uh… wouldn’t he come to make trouble with me?I now have him in front of me. If he really makes trouble, what should I do?How to coax?Will coaxing be useless?
Thinking about it like this, I actually felt a little sad again.
Since ancient times, the emperor’s family has been ruthless. Once the emperor fell in love, he could only go to the house with his lover.
Even for such a trivial matter, thinking that Chu Wanning might be unhappy, he couldn’t harden his heart.
I have no future!
Ta Xianjun sighed deeply in his heart.
But at this moment, he suddenly noticed a white figure passing by the small wooden window.He knew something was wrong and immediately grabbed it, but the thing ran very fast. He only had time to see a small blue light held by a white tail, but without seeing its full picture, it had already disappeared into the grass.
Only a rolled green lotus leaf was stuffed between the gaps in the wooden fence of the window.
…rice cake monster!!
An idea suddenly flashed in Ta Xianjun’s mind, suddenly arousing memories of his other self’s adventure two days ago.
He immediately raised his hand to pull out the lotus leaves left behind by the rice cake essence, and smoothed them out with the sunlight coming in from the window. He couldn’t help but be overjoyed, but immediately became furious after being overjoyed.
Lord Taxian was extremely angry and cursed to himself: “Mo Weiyu, you are so brave! How dare you mock me!”
I saw a few lines of words written crookedly on the lotus leaf:
Hello, Emperor!I am a rice cake spirit who only strives for the emperor’s personality. I secretly ran out from the village to report to the emperor.This is a wish-fulfillment box. There is a fairyland in the world. The opening spell is determined by Master Mo. It is called “Sending gold is too stupid”. I can only help you here!come on!!!You can do it!
Although Ta Xianjun didn’t know what “Pin Ke” meant, he felt that the demon had not learned the mortal mandarin well, and the words were mixed with demon clan terms. However, he used his clever mind to understand it and combined it with the context, and he understood that the other party must be praising him.
This rice cake is very good!Very knowledgeable!After his plan is completed, he will be named a first-class member of Nanping Mountain!
After thinking about it like this, Ta Xianjun paused. In order to accomplish the big thing, he suppressed the humiliation of being despised by his other self, gritted his teeth and said to the wooden box –
“Sending gold is so stupid.”
A golden light flashed, and the Taxianjun in the kitchen disappeared.
he also entered the wish-fulfillment box.
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