[R18] Erha and he’s white cat master – “Er Ha and He’s White Cat Master” Chapter 332 Extra “Xue Meng’s Blind Date with the Tea Girl (2)” [English]
byTo be honest, Xue Meng feels that he does not need a woman to accompany him.
But to be honest, Xue Meng felt that everything Hou Hou said was the truth. He would never feel disgusted with such an honest woman.
As the saying goes, don’t hit the smiling person, not to mention that the other person is so honest and sincere. Xue Meng was embarrassed to drive him away for a while, so he had to let her stay at the top of life and death for a while, and she “expressed my most sincere apology to Master Xue on behalf of the owner of the horse farm.”
A few days have passed, and Shohou has always been very sensible. Without Xue Meng’s permission, she will never wander around under Xue Meng’s nose, but neatly and quietly help at the top of life and death.
In fact, there are many things going on at the top of life and death, because after the war, although this sect has been gaining momentum, it still likes to accept the kind of commissions that “Grandma Wang’s cat climbed up the tree again and can’t get down”.
When Xue Meng was young, these tasks were usually completed by the teacher. Sometimes Mo Ran would pick them up when he was bored. However, after he took over as the leader, he hoped that every disciple could go deep into the countryside and understand that good deeds, no matter how big or small, are meaningful.Therefore, he asked the twenty elders at the Peak of Death and Life to take turns in arranging their disciples to take on such small and piecemeal tasks.
This month happens to be Greedy Wolf’s turn.
Greedy Wolf has the fewest disciples except Chu Wanning. He is probably a disciple chosen entirely according to his own mold, so a group of people under his disciples are all dead-looking and strange masters.
He’s disciples are absolutely unwilling to go down the mountain to help Grandma Wang pick up the cat, but they have to fulfill the leader’s request, so they usually go to the Xuanxuan sect to pick out the bully disciples, either tempting them with money or threatening them with sticks, and letting the disciples of Elder Xuanxuan cry to complete these small tasks on their behalf.
For this reason, Xuanxuan, a gentle person, often went to Tanlang to settle the score.
But after longevity, everything is different.
I don’t know what kind of charm this girl has. She can persuade Tanlang’s disciples with just a few words, and let the group of people take the initiative to run down the mountain to help, and she actually feels happy about it.
In addition to trying to stop fights, she helped Meng Potang’s aunt cook, wiped the stone lions of Naihe Bridge, and registered the books in the library…she was willing to do any errands, and she did them very well. From the elders to Meng Potang’s dog and Mrs. Wang’s cat, as long as they could breathe, they would all comment on her in one word:
“Wonderful!” This is the cat.
“Wang!” This is a dog.
“Okay!” This is a human being.
It can be seen that there are many senior sisters in the longevity family who are smart and calm.
So on the third day, Xue Meng couldn’t sit still.
He feels that this woman has two skills, and he can ask her for advice and experience.But he is too proud to talk about this with a girl from another sect.
Just as he was hesitating, he heard several minor cultivators walking by the verandah chattering about something.
Disciple A: “Miss Shohou is so beautiful. Alas, I wonder how long she can stay at the pinnacle of life and death. If she can stay for three to five months, I will definitely pursue her!”
Disciple B rolled his eyes: “Toad wants to eat swan meat. Can’t you see that Miss Shou secretly admires our leader?”
Xue Meng was startled. At this time, they just walked around the corner. Xue Meng immediately raised the sword manual in his hand, covering his entire face while pricking up his ears to listen to their conversation.
“Huh? Is there any?”
“You’re stupid. Look, when she talks to others, every time she talks to others, she always turns back to Master Xue in a few words. I feel that besides helping the sect these days, she is only doing two things.”
“What two things?”
Disciple B twirled his fingers: “First, praise Master Xue. Second, inquire about Master Xue. Praise is done with eyes closed, saying that our master is handsomer than Grandmaster Mo, smarter than Master Ma, richer than Jiang Yeshen, and kinder than Grandmaster Chu… The most important thing is that she actually said that he has a good figure and height. Do you think she is blind?”
“???” Xue Meng was very angry.
What this girl said is the truth, you two are blind!
“She can ask about everything, from the boss’s favorite dishes to the boss’s recent mood. Yesterday I saw she was asking the boss what he thought of Mei Hanxue.”
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“Of course it’s because the leader and Senior Brother Mei are close friends. To get a man, you have to get the man next to him. I think Miss Shou is serious about it. You should give up as soon as possible and don’t compete with the leader. How can you win over him?”
They muttered and walked away.
Xue Meng was left standing there, slowly putting down the sword manual that covered his face.
Although he thinks that the longevity queen is not as good-looking as he, she is still a very outstanding girl, so, since she has already praised him to death…
It shouldn’t be a shame to treat her to a meal, ask her how to manage the sect, etc., right?
At any rate, people have discernment.
With this idea in mind, Xue Meng and others inquired about the birthday girl’s whereabouts. When they heard that she was in the library, they straightened their clothes, cleared their throat, and walked there.
At this moment.Inside the library.
The longevity girl of Taobao Villa – Bu Shenqi’s hero and master of disguise – nicknamed “Looking at Plum Blossoms to Quench Thirst” – real identity is Kunlun Taxue Palace Senior Brother’s No. 1 wanderer in the world of cultivation – Immortal Mei Hanxue, who is concentrating on reading an ancient book called “Ancient Enchantment Atlas”.
This book was originally placed in Chu Wanning’s Red Lotus Pavilion. After Chu Wanning returned to Nanping, he once revised the book and asked Xue Meng to move all the books in the he water pavilion to the library pavilion for his disciples to practice.Along with the “Ancient Boundary Illustration”, there were also many books such as “Collection of Grass and Trees”, “Journeys in Middle Sichuan”, “Linyi Confucian Fengmen Music Score” and many other books.
As a music cultivator, Mei Hanxue was not really interested in the art of enchantment. Logically speaking, he should be able to read the “Linyi Rufengmen Piano Score”, but he didn’t. Instead, he held an obscure and difficult book on enchantment and read it with gusto. From time to time, he touched his chin and nodded with a smile, as if he was deeply convinced.
Can he not be convinced?
Because in this “Ancient Enchantment Catalog” left by Chu Wanning, there are actually a bunch of erotic erotic paintings!
Mei Hanxue Bingxue is smart and naturally knows that these paintings will not be related to Chu Wanning. After thinking about it for a while, she immediately guessed the whole story.Thinking about it, these calligraphy treasures should have been left secretly on Mo Ran when he was naughty. The pictures are wonderful and the conception is amazing.
It has to be said that Mo Ran is a very thoughtful young man. Mei Hanxue has been in the wind and moon field for so many years, and the ordinary beauty can no longer enter his eyes, but he was deeply moved by Mr. Mo Weiyu’s early works.
What moved him even more was that this person dared to make such a lewd picture in Chu Wanning’s book, and he was still alive to this day. It was really a strange person.
Mei Hanxue looked at it and couldn’t help laughing.
Mo Weiyu is really interesting. Xue Ziming has been with him for so many years, but he has emerged from the mud and remained unstained, which is even more interesting.
“Interesting” is one of Mei Hanxue’s most important requirements for a person to be interested.And since he met Xue Meng, he has never felt that anyone is more interesting to play than Xue Meng.In Mei Hanxue’s opinion, Xue Meng is too impulsive, too restless, too simple, and forgetful, just like the pufferfish in the water. He sat on the bank and patted it, and the pufferfish immediately became swollen with anger, but not long after, it stupidly forgot and continued to swim around in a show of force.
Mei Hanxue couldn’t help but act like an addicted cat. She would hit him and hit him again when nothing happened. The angrier Xue Meng became, the more he smiled.
When Xue Meng couldn’t bear it anymore, he once asked him: “No, Mei Hanxue, do I have any grudge against you?”
Mei Hanxue thought to herself, you are the son of my benefactor, so of course you have no hatred, but there is an old account, and you definitely can’t remember it yourself.
Yes, Xue Meng definitely can’t remember that when he and he met for the first time as children, he once did something so wicked that he smoked – Biquge TV mobile terminal https://m.biqugetv.com/
He asked Mei Hanxue to wear women’s clothing.
At that time, Mei Hanxue was still a child with slightly fleshy cheeks and short arms and legs. She followed Master Mingyuelou and others to the summit of life and death.It was winter at that time, and he was wearing a white fluffy hat and heavy robes. The hat was a little too big, and it always slipped sideways, covering not only his pale golden hair, but also one of his green eyes, so that Xue Meng did not notice this little disciple with an exotic face.
That was the first time that Mei Hanxue left Taxue Palace and came to another sect. At that time, he was young and had just arrived. Because he always spoke with a Broken Leaf City accent, he didn’t want to be laughed at, so he simply didn’t say much.Standing in the corner with only her pale golden eyelashes hanging down, she was completely different from her later appearance that attracted bees and butterflies.
So how did he and Xue Meng form a relationship?
Nothing else is bad, it all depends on the thick mist of Miaoyin Pond.
There are many hot springs near Kunlun Taxue Palace. The disciples are accustomed to bathing in the hot spring pools, and Mei Hanxue is the same.
That night, he originally wanted to take Mei Hanxue, who was disguised as a Central Plains person, to take a bath in Miaoyin Pond.However, after waiting for a while, Mei Hanxue did not return to the room, so he had to go to the bathhouse alone.
After taking off her coat, leaving only a thin piece of snow silk underwear, Mei Hanxue didn’t know where to put her coat, so she simply put it on her golden hair and walked inside on the pebbles covered with fallen flowers.Walking to the front, I suddenly heard a young and energetic voice.
“Teacher, you should get more sunshine. You have been here for so long, and you are still this small. Look at me, how strong I am. Oh, I am worried that when you grow up, you will look like that… like Uncle Wu who sells sesame cakes in Wuchang Town. He is not as tall as his wife.”
Then there was another gentle voice: “Young Master is naturally the most beautiful, how can I compare with you?”
Mei Hanxue didn’t learn Mandarin very well at that time and didn’t understand what “young master” meant. If he could understand it, he would know that this was the son of his benefactor.It’s a pity that he didn’t understand it. He thought it was the name of a person named “Young Master”.
Xue Meng was very happy and satisfied after being praised, so he encouraged the other person: “I like your honest energy, but you can definitely grow taller. Just follow me. Every day I bask in the sun, and you also bask in the sun. I drink milk, and you drink milk with me! Don’t be discouraged!”
“But I’m just afraid-”
“Oh, what are you afraid of? If I say it’s okay, it will be okay. But if it’s not true, if you are really only as tall as Uncle Wu in the future, then I will protect you. Whenever you encounter a bad person, you just hide behind me, how about it?”
The teacher was amused: “Then I will thank you young master first.”
“Look what you said, we are from the same sect, why are you so polite to me?”
Mei Hanxue walked closer while listening. At this time, he could see clearly. In the small hot spring pool with floating wild flowers, there were two children of the same age as he. One was slender and stunning, with red lips and white teeth, and a complexion like pear blossoms. The other had his back to him., his face was invisible, but what made Mei Hanxue find it unbelievable was that this brother actually wore a shining silver top of life and death hair crown with a jade button on his head even when taking a bath.
Did he forget to pick it or did he keep it on purpose?
Are all people in Shu so strange?
Before he could finish thinking about it, Shi Mei in the pool noticed he alertly. When he saw that he was a stranger, he couldn’t help but remind him immediately: “Young Master, look behind you…”
“What are you looking at?” Another child with his back to him looked back with his teacher’s eyes.
——That was the first meeting between Mei Hanxue and Xue Meng in their lives.
But this first meeting was really a twist of fate. The moment Xue Meng turned around, the fog in Miaoyin Pond just rose. Mei Hanxue saw Xue Meng’s face clearly, but Xue Meng didn’t have time to see clearly. He only felt that the other person’s skin was very white, his eyes were big, and his facial features were quite deep.
It should be a girl.
It just so happened that Chu Wanning had just encountered a female disciple peeking at him when he was bathing in the Red Lotus Pavilion. Xue Meng immediately thought of it when he saw it. He immediately said “ah” and shouted loudly: “Quick, quick, quick! Come on people!! Too arrogant! Here we go again! Quick! Catch the gangsters!!! Catch the gangsters!!!”
“Ah, friend, I’m not a gangster, I’m just…just…” Mei Hanxue’s official language was really awkward at that time, and it was even more chaotic in her desperation.
He wanted to say that he was just hot from practicing sword practice, and his whole body was covered in sweat, as if there was a fire burning.
But he couldn’t think of how to express it for a moment, so he lowered his head and thought hard: “Sword… sword… sword…”
Xue Meng was shocked: “Who are you calling me cheap? You peeked at others taking a bath and you have the nerve to call me cheap?”
Mei Hanxue still lowered her head and thought hard: “Hot…hot…hot…”
“Provoke?” Xue Meng rolled his tongue and imitated he again. He felt it, and it seemed to be a sound of vomiting. He was even more shocked. Not only shocked, but also angry.
“? You actually dare to disgust me?! I have such a good figure! Who wouldn’t praise me after seeing this? Master, don’t you think so!”
The teacher coaxed him softly: “Yes, yes…”
Xue Meng said that he was still unconvinced and showed off the muscles that he had not developed to the “female gangster”: “Look at my arms, my legs… are as strong as my dad! Xue Lang is very beautiful, do you understand?”
Mei Hanxue didn’t understand. He was still thinking seriously about the word that meant he was very hot, like a fire and his whole body was covered in sweat: “burn…”
The official language is not good, and there is no distinction between flat and straight.
Xue Meng’s movement of waving his arms froze instantly: “…who are you calling coquettish?”
Mei Hanxue finally thought of it at this time. He clapped his hands and said happily: “Sao! I will burn myself in the fire!”
“…” Xue Meng was stunned for a long time, his face turned green, his mouth opened and closed, closed and opened again, and he couldn’t squeeze out a word for a long time. Finally, he smashed a piece of soapberry at he, and finally roared like a volcano, “Ah!!! No one is coming yet! Drag this thief down quickly!!!”
“Yes!”
Mei Hanxue was still a little dazed when she was pushed to the ground and dragged down.
…?
He just wanted to take a bath when he was hot. Why did he become a gangster?
Thinking about it more carefully, the child next to the young master seems to be called Junior Sister.Junior sister in official Chinese means a female disciple who is younger than herself…
Mei Hanxue somewhat reacted –
Uh… In Kunlun, boys are not allowed to bathe with girls.So in Shu, boys can’t bathe with boys?
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