[R18] Erha and he’s white cat master – “Er Ha and He’s White Cat Master” Chapter 331 Extra “Xue Meng’s Blind Date with the Tea Girl (1)” [English]

After that, Xue Meng met seven or eight more people one after another, but either the other person was much uglier than he imagined after untying the sachet, or the two of them had already quarreled so much that one Buddha ascended to heaven and two Buddhas entered Nirvana before they untied the sachet, and they wished they could strangle each other to death.

Therefore, Xue Meng gradually became suspicious of the magic weapon of Master Mazhuang, and his suspicion became deeper and deeper.

Finally, when he met the eleventh monk, and he said delicately: “I really like Ta Xianjun, and I want to be a queen for him, but if that doesn’t work, I can also be a concubine. I heard that Ta Xianjun likes children very much, and I also like children very much. I think we must be a match made in heaven. If he is willing to marry, they can give birth to him every year until he is satisfied~” Xue Meng collapsed.

Not only broken, but angry.

“You woman! Don’t you know the relationship between Mo Ran and Grandmaster Chu?!”

“I know.” The woman, Tao Taoran, covered her face in shyness, “But she is a virtuous and virtuous person who would not be jealous of Master Chu, and she is also willing to give birth to Master Chu’s children, hehehe.”

Xue Meng flipped the table angrily: “You are so beautiful, so shameless!!!”

The female cultivator’s eyes widened: “How can you curse?”

“Not only did I scold you, but if you continue to say that you covet Grandmaster Chu, I will beat you!”

“How dare you!”

“Why don’t I dare! What’s more, do you have a bad mind? You like to step on the immortal king. What kind of scrolls can you play to waste other people’s time? If you have the ability, go to Nanping Mountain to block him!”

The female cultivator was furious. She rolled up her sleeves, swept away her previous charming appearance, and became extremely fierce: “Damn! Do you think I haven’t blocked you? Did you know that I was lying in wait in Nanping Mountain for seven days and seven nights!” Recommended reading: Biquge TV https://m.biqugetv.com/https://www.biqugetv.com/

“…Your mother is sick!”

“You’re the one who’s sick! You don’t understand the power of love at all!” She said, her eyes suddenly started to blur, “Ah, you don’t know, that evening, I finally waited until he came out from behind the fence and glanced at me – our eyes met. At that moment, there was a bang in my head, fireworks exploded, and I even thought about which sect my child would join in the future!”

The girl recounted passionately, as if she was trapped in the sweetness of her memories and couldn’t extricate herself: “At that time, I rushed over excitedly and told him -”

Xue Meng was in disbelief: “Did you just tell him directly that you like him?”

“How can it not be possible? Looking at your poor imagination, no wonder you were squeezed out to go on a blind date.” The girl rolled her eyes at Xue Meng. “It needs to be shocking, exciting, using exaggerated rhetoric, and arousing his attention and curiosity in one sentence! Understand! So I told him -”

She took a deep breath and said four words in a passionate voice: “I’m pregnant.”

Xue Meng: “…???”

“Does this have anything to do with Mo Ran???”

“Of course. It was his eyes, his eyes that made me pregnant.” She explained understandingly.

“…” He was shocked by her madness for a long time. He simply didn’t know what to say. Finally, he asked in fear, “Then does Mo Ran pay attention to you?”

“Of course, I successfully used these four words to attract the emperor’s attention. He is so enthusiastic. He is completely different from the cold attitude in the rumors. He is even willing to take the responsibility!”

Xue Meng was shocked again: “What, what? He, he… what did he say?”

The girl covered her face shyly and said: “He asked me if I need an abortion? I’ll give you ten taels of silver and don’t tell Chu Wanning.”

“…”

The corner of Xue Meng’s mouth twitched twice, and finally couldn’t help it: “Hahahahahaha!!!”

“Why are you laughing! He is willing to kick me! Fate is destined! As long as your heart is sincere, I don’t believe that I can’t fall in love with Ta Xianjun!”

Xue Meng stood up with a smile and stretched his muscles: “Okay, come on, I’ll kick you a second time for Taxianjun now!”

“Ah——”

Xue Meng finally couldn’t bear it anymore during such a gloomy blind date that often happened.Using the pen name “Taobao Villa Ruined My Youth”, he left a hundred negative reviews for the Worry-Free Scroll on the “List of Cultivation Magical Weapons”. Each negative review was accompanied by nearly a thousand words of personal experience, accusing the magic weapon refined by Jiekema.

However, what Xue Meng never expected was that because “he” was written with such devotion and passion, it actually caused many monks to rush to circulate it——

Of course, it’s a joke.

There were even black market merchants who specially copied he’s bad reviews and compiled a book. Since it was officially published and sold on August 18, the unscrupulous bookseller directly named the book “August 18th”.

The index of the book looks like this:

“My Beautiful Little Daddy”

“My Savage Cousin”

…

All these kinds of things.

The innocuous misfortunes of others can always arouse the interest of neighbors, so “August 18th” became the most popular black book in the market for a while. Many people even called for the knights in “Peach Blossom Villa Ruined My Youth” to have more blind dates to bring more happiness to everyone.

Fortunately, this book was quickly banned by Jiang Xi.

Jiang Yesen stared at the words “Beautiful little daddy” with extremely gloomy eyes: “These are all messy things, burn them for me.”

“Yes! Leader!”

Gu Yueye and his disciples immediately bought all the “818” on the market, dug a hole in the suburbs of Yangzhou, and set it on fire.

“August 18th” was burned, but the worry-relief scrolls were increasingly sold out. Xue Meng was so angry that he finally wrote a real-name letter secretly to the owner of the horse store, angrily cursing our diligent, lovely, kind and innocent owner of the horse store with tens of thousands of words.

But in fact, the core meaning is just one –

Pick up horse!You thief!What kind of magical weapon do you have?Aren’t you doing harm to others?I tell you that if you don’t give me a satisfactory answer, I will sever ties with you at Taobao Villa at the top of my life!You can never get my master’s mecha map again!!ah!!!

The diligent, lovely, kind and innocent horse owner was counting his money happily when he received this letter. When he heard the news suddenly, he almost carried it in one breath in shock.

How can this work??

It is a small matter to break off the friendship, it is also a small matter that the person who sent the letter is Xue Meng, the big thing is that there is a guest who is so dissatisfied with his masterpiece!

Oh my god, that “August 18th” wasn’t written and acted by Gu Yueye and made up a fictional story to compete viciously with him?There are people in the world who really hate him so much!

The owner of the horse farm was sad and choked.

And also a little depressed.

He will never allow anyone in the world to be dissatisfied with his carefully refined “Scroll of Worry Relief”!no way!!!

So the owner of the horse farm used his ultimate killer – Queen of Life.

The Shohou group is the collective name for the disciples cultivated by Taobao Villa. They are generally female disciples who are soft-spoken, beautiful, and good-tempered.The cultivation goal set by the master of the horse farm for them is: “A conversation can make the guests live longer, and a smile can make the friendship deeper.”

The abbreviation is Shohou.

Seeing that Xue Meng was so angry, the serious and serious owner of the horse farm took it very seriously and did not dare to neglect, so he immediately ordered Bu Shenqi, the longevity queen of the villa, to go out in person and go to the summit of life and death to serve Mr.

We must do everything possible to restore Xue Meng’s favor and satisfy the guests!

However, the newly appointed Queen Shou, Elder Bu Shenqi, did not have such a deep understanding as the owner of the horse farm.She is a young, delicate, timid, and beautiful female nun who loves to act coquettishly. She actually has great fear in her heart towards Xue Meng, who once ranked second on the arrogant list.She doesn’t want to be beaten by Head Xue at all…

Miss Bu was confused and sad for a moment, so she told the matter to a monk she had recently met on the “Scroll of Worry Relief”.

It’s not to blame Miss Bu for trying to expose everything. It’s really the immortal named “Wangmei Quenching” who gives her the feeling of being too reliable.It’s gentle, yet calm, yet funny, yet not frivolous either.The intimacy and teasing in he words, if it is more, it will be greasy, and if it is less, it will be bland. It is like warm tea, everything is just right.

He is also very considerate and helpful.

“Looking at plum blossoms to quench thirst” When I heard that Miss Bu had encountered such a problem, after thinking for a moment, I sent her this message:

“Don’t worry, I’ll take care of this for you.”

Bu Shenqi was immediately shocked and moved: “Really?”

Wangmeixianchang’s tone on the jade slip seemed as gentle and considerate as before: “Of course, a gentleman’s words are hard to follow. Don’t worry, leave Head Xue to me, I will definitely make him happy.”

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On this day, Xue Meng was cleaning the dust of Honglian Water Pavilion by himself, when suddenly a disciple came to report——

“Report! Boss! Someone from Taobao Villa wants to see you!”

Xue Meng’s head hurt when he heard the words Taobao Villa recently. He wiped the file left by Chu Wanning cleanly, threw it into the bamboo tube, and said angrily: “Let him go!”

“Yes, it’s a woman!”

“What’s wrong with the woman?” The blind date during this period of time made Xue Meng once again confirm a truth. No matter whether it is a man or a woman, it is a virtue to hate, “Women also let her go! I will not accept any self-recommendation of magic weapons from Taobao Villa, let them die as soon as possible!”

As he spoke, he began to wipe Chu Wanning’s piano table.

“Besides, you asked her to tell Ma Yun that even if I can only do business with Jiang Yesen in the future, I will not interact with his family! Look at all the unreliable things they do! How annoying!”

The young disciple pitifully endured the master’s anger, and finally said aggrievedly: “But, but the other party said that he is the disciple of the longevity queen of Taobao Villa.”

“Disciple of Hou Hou?” Xue Meng frowned, “What is that for?”

The young disciple: “I heard that I came here to apologize…” He swallowed, and continued, “I’ll let you round it up and flatten it. I’ll smile at myself like a flower, and I’ll let you do it. You can vent it out until you’re no longer angry, and then she can leave.”

“…”

Xue Meng thought to himself, isn’t that a martial arts stake?

The slander is the slander, since he came to apologize, Xue Meng finally reluctantly went out to meet her.Before leaving, he also told the disciple guarding Honglian Water Pavilion: “Hey, I’ve wiped half of the piano table, so don’t move it. I’ll continue wiping it when I get back.”

After the guarding disciple promised for the hundredth time that he would not dare to touch even a speck of dust on the Red Lotus Pavilion, Xue Meng threw away the rag and walked away with confidence.

When he arrived at the Danxin Hall, he saw a strange female cultivator coming to the center of the hall.The female cultivator was wearing a white gold dress, her long light brown hair was tied up with a white jade hairpin, and the ends were slightly curled. Her skin was as white as snow, and even under such light and shadow, it still seemed to emit a soft light.

She was squatting and teasing the orange cat Cai Bao. The fat cat, who usually looked down on others, unexpectedly liked her very much. Not only did he generously show his white belly to him, but he also squinted his eyes and made a pleasant purring sound.

Hearing the noise, the Queen Mother turned her head. As soon as she saw Xue Meng, she immediately stood up and smiled softly and shyly.

“Ah, it’s Master Xue, I’ve admired you for a long time.”

Xue Meng: “…”

Huh?Why does this person look so familiar?

Xue Meng looked at her back and forth to make sure that she was not wearing any illusion sachet. It should not be an illusion caused by the illusion, but it looked familiar.

She has fair skin, light eye color and hair color, and very upright and deep facial features. She originally had a very stunning and cold appearance, but she has a pair of affectionate and smiling eyes. As she looks around, she has a charming and charming style.

Xue Meng is an extremely picky person. From the time he was born to the present, there is no other woman who can be worthy of the word “beautiful” in his eyes except his mother, Mrs. Wang.

But after this birthday, I have to say that Xue Meng thinks that although she is not as good-looking as him, she is pretty good.

The two looked at each other for a while, and just when the birthday girl smiled and was about to introduce herself further, Xue Meng suddenly raised his hand and said to her: “Wait a moment.”

Then he walked to the side and said to the young disciple: “Come here.”

As soon as the young disciple approached, Xue Meng lowered his voice and asked: “Are you sure that this queen is serious about apologizing?”

The little disciple didn’t know why: “Yes, yes.”

Xue Meng said seriously: “Could it be that Ma Yun wants to use despicable means to make me give up justice for the victims of the Jieyou Scroll?”

“…”

The young disciple thought to himself, aren’t you the only victim of the scroll of relief from worry?Everyone had a great time except you.

And “818” is also very good-looking!

Come to think of it, life still matters.

The little disciple clenched his fists and encouraged Xue Meng: “Master, justice will be delayed but will not be absent. Let alone the beauty trick to pick up guests, even if the thirty-six strategies are used, you are still the upright Master Xue! Believe in yourself, you can do it!”

Xue Meng was greatly encouraged and moved after hearing this. He patted the young disciple on the shoulder: “You are right! Real gold is not afraid of fire, and a good man is not afraid of women. I will let her temper me and never change my attitude! And I will alienate her, indifference to her, embarrass her, let her retreat when she sees difficulties, and leave the pinnacle of life and death as soon as possible!”

After saying that, he turned back and said to Empress Shou aggressively:

“What’s your name?”

“Me?” Miss Shouhou smiled slightly and said, “A humble name is not enough. Head Xue calls me Queen Shou. It is enough.”

“…Okay!” Xue Meng waved his hand cautiously and impatiently, “It is impossible for me to change my view on the Jieyou Scroll. If you are here for this purpose, just leave quickly and don’t waste each other’s time.”

Unexpectedly, Hou Hou didn’t take it seriously. She smiled tolerantly and said: “Apologizing is just one of them. There are so many disciples of Hou Hou in Taobao Villa who are similar to me. I took the initiative to request to come to the top of life and death. In addition to the relief scroll, it is also because…”

Xue Meng was stared at by her pair of pale eyes, and suddenly felt that inexplicable familiarity.It felt like a mouse being stared at by a cat, with hair on its back, and a sense of danger that it was about to be played at the next moment.

Just when he was extremely vigilant and ready to drive her down the mountain as soon as there was any problem, he saw the queen of longevity smile, and she looked very charming and charming.

She said softly: “Because Master Xue is the most outstanding, the most upright, the most generous, and the hottest in the world of cultivation…”

“What?”

“Ahem, you are the most popular monk.” She changed her words without changing her expression, and said with a smile, “I have admired you for a long time, and this time I volunteered to accompany you.”

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