419 “AV Shooting Guide” 382: The lethality of straight men

Qiao Qiao cleared the desk and brought in two more chairs, and a simple dining table was completed.

“The Xiaolongbao here is the most delicious in my opinion.” She diligently took one for Cheng Xiu, “Try it!”

Cheng Xiu looked down for a while, then picked up one and brought it to his mouth.

Take one bite and your mouth will be filled with saliva.The deliciousness of the meat filling goes well with the soft dough, and a little bit of hot juice spills out from the crack. Just looking at this scene makes people lick their fingers.

“How is it?” Qiao Qiao looked at him expectantly, “Is it delicious?”

Cheng Xiu nodded.

He chewed slowly, wanting to chew the bun dozens of times until his tongue fully tasted the deliciousness before swallowing it reluctantly.

Then he ate faster and faster, until he was almost eating one bite at a time.

Qiao Qiao didn’t eat much. Seeing that Cheng Xiu was enjoying his meal, he quickly pushed his share over.The man didn’t hesitate and cleared both cages in just a few strokes.

Then he stared at Qiao Qiao with bright eyes.

“Uh…” Qiao Qiao thought he was choking, “Drink some soy milk. If you don’t drink it, it will get cold.”

Cheng Xiu: “More.”

Qiao Qiao suddenly realized: “Okay, I’ll order more!”

She thought that a basket of steamed buns was quite a lot. She usually couldn’t finish a basket.Moreover, Cheng Xiu has already eaten two cages. He must be full after one more cage at most, right?

Zhu Yan had an obviously suspicious look on her face when she knocked on the door this time. She handed the takeout to Qiao Qiao but glanced at the door: “You eat so much so early in the morning, aren’t you afraid of making you vomit?”

Qiao Qiao was on guard: “Ahem, there was a fly in the cage just now. The boss compensated me for it.”

Zhu Yan: “Hey, that’s just right. Give me the broken cage. I’m worried about not having anything to feed the calico cat downstairs.”

Qiao Qiao: “…”

She closed the door at lightning speed and said: “I’ll eat first and talk about it later!”

Cheng Xiu couldn’t wait any longer. As soon as Qiao Qiao opened the box, he couldn’t wait to pick one up and put it in his mouth without fear of burning it.

A few minutes later, the cage was empty again, and Cheng Xiu began to look at her with bright eyes again.

Qiao Qiao: “…I’ll order more.”

The third time she delivered takeout to Qiao Qiao, Zhu Yan couldn’t bear it any longer: “Is there someone hiding in your house? It must be someone, right? How could you eat so much!”

Qiao Qiao: “Well… I’ll save it for lunch.”

Zhu Yan: “You’re talking nonsense. It’s noon now. I don’t believe you can still eat it after eating it in the morning!”

Qiao Qiao: “Human potential is endless.”

Fortunately, after eating these two cages, Cheng Xiu didn’t ask her for any more, otherwise Qiao Qiao really didn’t know what reason he could give to Zhu Yan.

But then again, why is his belly still so flat even after packing Wulong Baozi?!

Alas, is this the benefit of having abdominal muscles?Sour and sour.

“By the way, since you like this store’s buns so much, shall I send you the name of the store?” Qiao Qiao picked up the phone, “So you can order it anytime you want – but I don’t know if we can deliver it at that distance from the base.”

Cheng Xiu: “No need.”

Qiao Qiao: “Huh?”

Cheng Xiu: “I want what you ordered.”

Qiao Qiao: “…Eh? Everyone ordered the same thing.”

Cheng Xiu frowned slightly and repeated: “I want what you ordered.”

Okay, I’ll order it, okay? I’ll order it, okay?

Qiao Qiao: “Then come to me when you want to eat.”

His brows widened, and the man finally showed a satisfied look.

I don’t understand. Could it be that what I ordered was particularly delicious?

Suddenly remembering something, Qiao Qiao raised his head: “By the way, did your self-examination pass?”

Cheng Xiu calmly swallowed the last sip of soy milk: “I didn’t write it.”

“You didn’t write it?” A black line appeared on Qiao Qiao’s head. “Is it okay if I don’t write it? This is a self-examination letter.”

Cheng Xiu: “It’s okay.”

Qiao Qiao: “Oh, that’s good.”

There was a moment of silence between the two.

Qiao Qiao said quietly: “You won’t be demoted, right?”

Cheng Xiu admitted frankly: “Yes, but not much.”

…

Is this okay?!

“You, why don’t you do something that can be avoided by moving your fingers?” Qiao Qiao raised his forehead, “Why don’t you just write it down?”

Cheng Xiu: “I’m right.”

Extremely confident.

Qiao Qiao reminded him cryptically: “Actually, I know, because you violated the base’s rule that outsiders are not allowed to enter.”

The man’s eyes flashed: “How do you know?”

Qiao Qiao: “Don’t worry about it. So just admit your mistakes when you should. It’s okay.”

“You are not an outsider.” Cheng Xiu’s voice suddenly lowered, “You are a family member.”

Poof.

Qiao Qiao felt that the room had turned into a steamer, and she was steamed on the spot.

“It’s so hot.” Qiao Qiao began to talk to him, “Are you full? Are you going back?”

Cheng Xiu said calmly: “There’s no rush.”

Qiao Qiao’s room was not big to begin with, and with the bed and desk crammed in, the free space was only for one person to move around. Therefore, when Cheng Xiu arrived, the space became even smaller, with no room for standing or sitting.

After Qiao Qiao packed up the takeout boxes on the table, he had nothing to do. The two of them sat side by side on the edge of the bed and stared at each other.

“Oh, it’s a bit boring, right? I don’t have much to do here.” Qiao Qiao scratched his head awkwardly, “Do you like playing games? How about I teach you?”

Cheng Xiu: “It’s not boring.”

Qiao Qiao: “Oh.”

She was a little confused. Cheng Xiu didn’t speak or do anything. He just stared at her quietly, but his gaze was like a flame. The more he looked at Qiao Qiao, the more he became restless, and the room became more and more cramped and stuffy.

“Let’s play games.” She took out her tablet and said, “I’ll teach you how to play gun games.”

In order to avoid the pressure caused by this kind of sight, she took the lead in starting the game regardless of whether Cheng Xiu wanted to or not.

“It’s very simple. This is the crosshair in the center of the screen. If you want to shoot, just click here. These keys can control the movement of the character. You can play them casually to get used to it.”

Cheng Xiu had little interest in this kind of simulation, but he still obediently took the tablet and tried to fire a few shots.

“Wow, that’s amazing.” Qiao Qiao exclaimed in admiration, “A novice can shoot a headshot, your reaction is too fast.”

Cheng Xiu sat up slightly: “Really?”

Qiao Qiao: “Yeah, I’m at a high level and I’m matched with veterans, so it’s very difficult to beat me.”

Cheng Xiu moved his finger, and the screen flashed, and another enemy fell in the grass.After the shot, he controlled the character to run around the body in circles, as if waiting for Qiao Qiao to praise him.

Qiao Qiao was very considerate: “666! Have you really never played before? You are so skilled!”

Cheng Xiu: “It’s very simple.”

Biubiubiu took a few shots and successfully won the first place in the single game.

Qiao Qiao blew a rainbow fart: “Wow, you are definitely a talented player. If you practice hard, you can go professional!”

Cheng Xiu raised his eyebrows: “Being a professional? Are there any benefits?”

Qiao Qiao: “Make money! Make a lot of money.”

Cheng Xiu: “Oh.” He put the tablet aside casually, seemingly losing interest.

The two of them had nothing to do anymore. Qiao Qiao was just thinking about taking Cheng Xiu for a walk around the campus when he heard a ‘dong’ sound and the man fell on his back on the bed.

Cheng Xiu: “Sleep.”

Qiao Qiao: “…it’s noon now.”

Cheng Xiu: “Lunch break.”

Qiao Qiao: “Oh, then you can sleep, I’m not sleepy.”

Cheng Xiu: “Come here.”

She had no choice but to kick off her slippers obediently and lie down next to Cheng Xiu.As soon as her body became warm, the man’s arms stretched out from behind and held her tightly in his arms.

Well, he smells so refreshing of cotton.

If you smell it carefully, there seems to be a little bit of gunpowder. Did you practice shooting yesterday?

“I said it last time.” The arms around her waist tightened, and her back pressed directly against the chest of the person behind her. Cheng Xiu whispered: “If you fail the homework, you will be punished severely.”

Qiao Qiao was ashamed and stammered in defense: “Believe me, I really practiced well.”

But the time is too short…

“Really?” Cheng Xiu suddenly turned over and sat up, his eyes dark, “Then let me check.”

“How to check – ugh!” Qiao Qiao gasped because the man’s hand pinched her calf directly.

“Well, I have some muscles.” Cheng Xiu commented mercilessly, “But I didn’t stretch after training, and my soleus muscle is weak.”

Qiao Qiao was surprised, thinking that he could even touch this?She does get lazy sometimes, mainly because she is too tired after running and doesn’t have the energy to stretch for half an hour, so she often skips this step.

His fingers continued to touch upwards, and when his knees bent, Qiao Qiao trembled reflexively.

Cheng Xiu: “Don’t move.”

Then he began to touch Qiao Qiao’s thigh very seriously, and because the flesh was a bit thick, he increased the strength of his fingers.

“So-so.” This comment was given very reluctantly, and it could be seen from his expression that he was dissatisfied.

Qiao Qiao didn’t hear clearly. In fact, she was a little distracted by the touch. Although the roommates separated by the door were her roommates who lived together day and night, who could be distracted in this kind of atmosphere.

Someone can do it, and that is the real straight man Cheng Xiu.

“You have the wrong muscle groups.” He said seriously, “Get up and let me take a look at your running form.”

Qiao Qiao: “…”

There seems to be something wrong with this script.

Qiao Qiao didn’t want to think about it: “Aren’t you going to take a nap?”

Cheng Xiu: “I won’t sleep anymore.”

…This man is poisonous.

Qiao Qiao had no choice but to get up and stand still with resistance written all over his face.

Cheng Xiu looked at it for a while: “Put on your sneakers.”

Qiao Qiao desperately took out his sneakers and continued walking in place.

A man and a woman living together in the same room can create such an atmosphere. There is no one but Cheng Xiu, right?

“The left foot is worn out and running is unbalanced.” Cheng Xiu finally came to the conclusion, “It’s time to change shoes.”

Qiao Qiao: “Oh.”

Cheng Xiu rolled onto the bed again and said, “Sleep.”

Qiao Qiao forced a smile: “No, I suddenly remembered that I haven’t run today yet. I’m going to the playground. You can go to sleep.”